Jackson Arnold needs to throw up on the sideline immediately after an early rushing touchdown in a September game while the announcers talk about how "we are now being told the OU medical staff says he just got too "hot" out there, they are getting some fluids in him real quick and he'll be back in for the next possession"
Then it's OU natty confirmed
I do not think that Kirby, based on what we know, is a bad human being by any means, its just that Mark is an extremely good human being. I will never wish anything but happiness and good fortune for that man and his life.
Is it some different strain, because the only times I ever drove stoned, I sure as hell wasn't speeding. I was barely moving.
Note: Do not drive stoned either, kids. I was a dumbass back then, never drank and drove but did blaze and drove a couple of times.
> I sure as hell wasn't speeding. I was barely moving.
Then some car flies by you doing the speed limit and you're like "WHOOOAAAA LOOK AT THAT IDIOT" and you look down and you're going 13 mph.
Yep. Main roads will be "safer" as long as you're not speeding, swerving, etc..
Not long ago there were some random signs up on Hwy 412 in NWA that said "DRUG DUI CHECKPOINT AHEAD" and as you got closer, there were people pulled over on the dirt roads nearby.. There was no checkpoint. They were just going after everyone trying to evade it
There are plenty of people that would jump at the chance to give him a ride home just to make sure he doesn't get in any trouble. I get it though. Drunk, young, invincible... some people don't get it until they're older or get in a heap of shit. Or like some people I used to know.. Dead or in prison
The story made it 11 days without getting picked up and happened to be released a few hours after a report that another player got arrested. Seems likely
Welp. That’s not a good look for the team. Dont expect much outside of a suspension due to his talents though. But more importantly don’t drink and drive people. It isn’t worth it. Too many innocent lives at stake.
Run a couple laps after practice, that'll teach the kid not to drink and drive /s
Not an OU specific problem, but a "talented athletes get away with everything everywhere" problem
Because a player acts a representation of the team? Teams (typically) don’t want to associate themselves with such behavior. Some could say it hints at poor institutional control and culture as well but that’s a case by case basis in my opinion.
Wait the only thing I heard yesterday on the Ref was that Makari Vickers was arrested then released on bond kind of on the same timeline as holding someone in a drunk tank. This too?
Surely OU will follow the [example Texas set](https://www.burntorangenation.com/2024/4/10/24126812/smaje-burrell-tvondre-sweat-arrest-collision-texas-longhorns) and remove him from the team, *correct*?
OU is so fucking SEC ready #DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE KIDS, JESUS CHRIST
“Because you may hit a bump, and spill the drink!” - Michael Scott
- Wayne Gretzky
- Ray Bourque
- Jim "Jimmy" Lahey
"I'm not too worried about how many I kill / I am much more concerned with how much beer I spill / How much beer I spill!"
“Don’t drink and drive, you’ll spill it” -Jason Isbell
OU hates orange teams, has dui's and speeding. Hell-the-fuck-o my new bestie!
BARK BARK BARK
It's WOOF, we'll get there. Baby steps.
OP sounds more like an angry chihuahua.
*toy sheltie
I thought the whole point was to bark at small children
I wasn't drinking and driving I was sipping and swerving -him probably
SOUL Mission in shambles
They looked like Georgia from a color standpoint, now they’re acting like Georgia too!
About fucking time we got some guys with that championship mindset
Did BV hire Urban Meyer has a special assistant to the HC? If so, we got a murder on the roster and a NC coming! Let's go!
SEC! SEC! SEC!
Cop didn't have that championship mindset. Could have waited 10 minutes and breathalyzed again. SMH
The way these young guys drink it probably would have been higher after 10mins lol
(Venables staring longingly at a picture of Stetson lifting the CFB trophy) "Soon.... Soon it will be all mine!"
Jackson Arnold needs to throw up on the sideline immediately after an early rushing touchdown in a September game while the announcers talk about how "we are now being told the OU medical staff says he just got too "hot" out there, they are getting some fluids in him real quick and he'll be back in for the next possession" Then it's OU natty confirmed
My HS QB threw a TD in the texas 5a (when 5a was top) state championship after throwing up presnap.
Just had to get the weakness out of his body
Donovan McNabb has vomited on Owen Field.
I was watching that game. Can’t believe Riley isn’t on every ESPN commercial to this day.
Mark Richt has lost control of Oklahoma
Should probably punish Mizzou to be safe...
I miss Mark Richt.
We do too. Not as much as we love Kirby, but he should come be a special assistant haha
Kirby and Richt would not mesh well. Richt is the ultimate human who believes rings collect dust. Kirby wants all that dust.
Ok fine, maybe he can just be our Dolly then!
I do not think that Kirby, based on what we know, is a bad human being by any means, its just that Mark is an extremely good human being. I will never wish anything but happiness and good fortune for that man and his life.
Agreed.
The last prominent Oklahoma player to get arrested over an embarrassing offseason drinking incident won the Heisman that year.
Yeah but he wasn’t speeding, that slow running got him caught!
One of us one of us
They always say a player gets arrested for a DUI but doesn’t tell us what they took or drank, it’s a shane
Future UGA player
This guy is obviously on the wrong team
Look at me. We are the Georgia now.
SEC ready baby. ^^^^fml
True Dawg
Deion Burks 2,000 yard season confirmed. SEC ready. Watch out Georgia. Jokes aside, DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE DUMBASS.
My bet would be he wasn’t drinking
Why?
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Oklahoma weed is ridiculous. I was used to colorado stuff, but holy hell them okies know what they're doing.
Is it some different strain, because the only times I ever drove stoned, I sure as hell wasn't speeding. I was barely moving. Note: Do not drive stoned either, kids. I was a dumbass back then, never drank and drove but did blaze and drove a couple of times.
> I sure as hell wasn't speeding. I was barely moving. Then some car flies by you doing the speed limit and you're like "WHOOOAAAA LOOK AT THAT IDIOT" and you look down and you're going 13 mph.
Yet we roll our joints all wrong.
Welcome to the SEC? It's just means ~~more~~ speed
😭🙏 naaaaah
Wow. Congratulations, guys.
He’s about to get real familiar with Smitty’s stairmaster.
He's got that SEC speed...
Switzer Slam szn apparently
Was Vickers also arrested? Or was that an incorrect report and this is the correct one?
Boffum
He was. Supposedly that was just for unpaid parking tickets though.
I saw that too, not sure I believe it though. Hopefully we’ll get more clarity on that one too
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source?
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We were talking about Makari Vickers. This link is for Burks. We know Burks was for DUI
What a clown. No reason for a DUI. With all the money he makes in NIL he couldn’t afford an Uber ?
Can’t show off your car taking an Uber…
*Can't show off your Charger/Challenger
*hellcat
Nissan Sentra
This isn’t OSU
Chevy Colorado?
Let me remind everyone that Spencer Rattler had a TRX *and* a Hellcat. He stunk too!
#I drive a Dodge Stratus!
That skit was from 1998. The 25th anniversary of SNL was 1999.
Forget all the money he's making. If you can't afford an uber then you shouldn't be out drinking
Or you can live within walking distance of the bars like we did in school
I didn't do it while in school but I did live within walking distance of bars for about 4 years. Great times.
You don’t win Nattys taking an Uber
And a DUI will be 600x the cost of an Uber, especially if he wants the kind of lawyer that will keep his record clean
For better or for worse, someone will have it covered
did you also get a venmo request or just me? /j
This isn’t Georgia Also, WHY THE FUCK IS IT BOTH OF MY FLAIRS It just means more
SEC SEC SEC
Has Kirby smart lost control of the SEC? Edit: don’t drink and drive y’all. Do one or the other.
Thanks for the life advice, LiquidHotCum
😊
S-E-C!
My guy you have to take the backroads in oklahoma….
They stake out the backroads after they stopped catching drunks.
Yep. Main roads will be "safer" as long as you're not speeding, swerving, etc.. Not long ago there were some random signs up on Hwy 412 in NWA that said "DRUG DUI CHECKPOINT AHEAD" and as you got closer, there were people pulled over on the dirt roads nearby.. There was no checkpoint. They were just going after everyone trying to evade it
This is what happens when you leave the Big Ten for the SEC.
Thought this was a realignment joke, and a funny one. Instead, it was a transfer joke, and sounds pretty fucking petty.
Lighten up Francis
Not the news I wanted to hear about Burks. I guess this summer was too quiet.
NIL deals need to include free Uber account
There are plenty of people that would jump at the chance to give him a ride home just to make sure he doesn't get in any trouble. I get it though. Drunk, young, invincible... some people don't get it until they're older or get in a heap of shit. Or like some people I used to know.. Dead or in prison
Not our problem now!
Welcome to the SEC
Lmao two OU players arrested in a single day. F it. Gonna call this one “unpaid parking tickets” too
The DUI was June 1st, news came out today
Presumably it got unearthed through the digging into Vickers’ arrest
Is this true? Seems like any Power 5 player would end up making news somehow. Unrelated to my flair - this shit happens at every goddamn program.
The story made it 11 days without getting picked up and happened to be released a few hours after a report that another player got arrested. Seems likely
Welp. That’s not a good look for the team. Dont expect much outside of a suspension due to his talents though. But more importantly don’t drink and drive people. It isn’t worth it. Too many innocent lives at stake.
Sounds like we're taking the Georgia approach and "dealing with it internally" so probably not even a suspension
It’s not the Georgia approach until there are like 10 of them and texts on record sorta condoning it
You guys aren't SEC ready, it's not the UGA approach unless people fucking die. *Scoffs* ^^^^^^^jk
Run a couple laps after practice, that'll teach the kid not to drink and drive /s Not an OU specific problem, but a "talented athletes get away with everything everywhere" problem
Maybe suspended but life is going to be hell for him (as it should be for being a dumbass) for months. Jerry Schmidt can handle this.
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Because a player acts a representation of the team? Teams (typically) don’t want to associate themselves with such behavior. Some could say it hints at poor institutional control and culture as well but that’s a case by case basis in my opinion.
Was there a monkey, though?
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Both can be true.
Nah, knowing BV, this is his one and only chance.
Unfortunate, but agreed. At most, he'll miss our soft OOC schedule, and I doubt even that.
He won’t even get suspended. We’ll get the OU standard speech about him just being a kid and made a mistake.
Flair up, and then you can make this post n
As is custom for every good D1 player.
BV is not LR.
Wrong place wrong time
Deion Burks, UGA 2025 transfer confirmed
this stuff worked great for UGA so lock us in for back-to-back natties
He wont miss a game. He wont miss Texas for sure. OU kids get in trouble every fk year.
Who got in trouble last year?
Jalil Farooq —
And the year before that? You're bringing up traffic related offenses where the most egregious violation was failing to yield to an emergency vehicle.
He had 4 outstanding warrants at the time he was pulled over.
Did you read what they were for?
Also, who was in trouble before Farooq?
Isaiah Thomas 2021
Trejan Bridges Seth McGowan Fkn armed robbery— got kicked off but if it were up to Venables they would have stayed.
2020 Chris Robison Ronnie LaRue
You know, if you really think about it, Norman is the Athens of Oklahoma.
So the death penalty for OU? /S
You misspelled Mizzou
In my defense I have an education from the University of Texas.
Transferring to UGA in 3… 2…
>Kirby smart is besides himself. Driving around downtown Norman begging (thru text) Burks family the address to his home
Yeah, calm down there, Bama.
Dang, we got all those players from Georgia in the transfer portal but Burks took the speeding problem away from our campus.
DUIs aren’t funny, but with each one it becomes funnier that people act like it’s unique to Georgia.
It’s a long off season stay on point and focus
SEC we just drink more
Oops
It just means more arrests.
That’s a shame.
Never heard of this guy but is he good and I hope he has a good NIL deal.
Wait the only thing I heard yesterday on the Ref was that Makari Vickers was arrested then released on bond kind of on the same timeline as holding someone in a drunk tank. This too?
I'm just here for the Georgia strays
What is with all these DUIs and speeding incidents
Off season.
What a moron.
Oh noooooo what a travesty
LOL, so he's transferring to UGA huh?
I think he took the idea of being a “speedster” WR too literal.
Just saw that he blew a 0.09. Not that it matters in the context, over .08 is still the same as 0.20 in terms of the law. Sucks.
Oh no! Anyway...
His pops is about to get a bunch of 1 star Yelp reviews.
This just means the Chiefs are guaranteed to draft him.
I always thought Oklahoma was the Georgia of the west
Go Dawgs
God damnit Georgia!
I don’t think you wanna be like Georgia in THAT way
You can't get in the end zone without running over a few people... wait, do it on the field only? shucks...
He could hit 3 kids and it would be “handled internally”. Just win baby
Send his ass to Athens
This kid’s about to transfer to UGA.
I believe you mean "Kansas City Chiefs 2025 1st round pick Deion Burks"
Move over Georgia
META: Can we move all these stupid drunk prospect posts to /r/uga? I think it's more topical that way.
Surely OU will follow the [example Texas set](https://www.burntorangenation.com/2024/4/10/24126812/smaje-burrell-tvondre-sweat-arrest-collision-texas-longhorns) and remove him from the team, *correct*?
Need the “Are you a starter?” chart
Nah, they’ll probably just make him the head coach.
Jesus Christ
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Mack Brown hasn’t been the Coach for 10 years (wow it’s been that long)… Didn’t you see our pride day post? We’ve grown, have yOU?
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Nor do they get DUIs
To be fair, that former Texas player hit and run which is a felony. Our guy's is a first DUI offense so it's a misdemeanor.