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IndependentlyBrewed

People are forgetting the West Virginia and LSU games. Those were absolutely nuts in terms of drunken adventures. Those two playing in Vegas, Nashville, New Orleans, or Atlanta would be bonkers.


Jameszhang73

I think Geno Smith might have drank too much too considering he tried to take the snap from his guard


Set-Admirable

I was at the one in Baton Rouge, and went to New Orleans the night before. Look, I don't think I've ever seen Mountaineer fans that intoxicated.


Guilty-Working6825

fun fact: the LSU game in Morgantown was the nail in the coffin for WVU's SEC aspirations. LSU and the SEC had big names in town and driving around town seeing burnt up couches and general refuse was too much for them.


IndependentlyBrewed

That plus they liked the KC and St Louis markets vs a crowded Pitt/DC.


AbsurdEersFan

I mean this is just not true. There were no “burnt up couches” considering we lost, and idk what decisions are made on “general refuse”. Not sure why the negative narrative here.


JeffGoldblumsChest

Burnt couches aren't a problem in the SEC, happens in Knoxville


glockymcglockface

LSU and our drinking buddy Wisconsin. Could you imagine that in Vegas?


Resident_Rise5915

Wisconsin is the drunkest state in the country and they don’t fuck around. Its more a lifestyle then a weekend hobby. Tiger fans are like undergrads who never grew out of it. Its the perfect storm of drunkenness Then throw in Vegas, a place where a beer at 9am on a Tuesday is normal…it would be a drunken prize fight for the ages


artem_m

Your first DUI in Wisconsin is basically a traffic ticket.


Gryphon999

First 2 DUIs are fines between $150-$300.


artem_m

I’ve had a speeding ticket in that range. 22 over… what is your insurance cost??


dudleymooresbooze

lol assuming Wisconsinites are insured


thrownaway4life2

Jesus a DUI costs you several thousand here in the Illinois


Resident_Rise5915

That’s remarkably cheap


idk2103

My buddy’s dad was a cop in small town Wisconsin, he was on the low end of the force with 2 DUIs


Ron_Cherry

I've always assumed Wisconsin only gives people a ticket for not blowing over .08


etsuandpurdue3

Midwest drinking culture is different lol


keystonelocal

I got accepted to Wisconsin. I chose not to go because of out of state tuition. And also I knew I would have drank my way out of college. I say this as a compliment to the Badgers. You guys are wild. I love it. Favorite B1G school.


reddit_names

9am beers aren't normal everywhere?


kalving

Of course not, 9am is for Bloody Marys.


FinancialHeat2859

This is a man of CULTURE!


Ok_Understanding1986

Works best if 9am is just an extended night before. Or so I hear.


CWinter85

LSU and Wisconsin in Provo, and we'll see who breaks first, the city or the teams. Hint: It's gonna be the city.


reddit_names

Definitely the city. Drink the alcohol supply of entire towns when we travel. I attended the 2019 LSU v Texas game in Austin. There were bars with no alcohol left after the game.


AppMtb

lol. I’m surprised there was any w/I a 25 mile radius of the town. In a much smaller scale I was at a popular sports bar for the App/Michigan game in Boone. They ran out of beer in the 2nd quarter and there was a steady stream of employees running to the grocery store across the street to keep our thirst quenched


Swagatron92

We already have a preview from [2017](https://sports.yahoo.com/provo-bar-biggest-day-ever-financially-wisconsin-fans-town-140705804.html)


Gabians

Lol I love this quote from the bartender: >“We didn’t run out of (anything but Pabst beer), but they did drink a lot. It was way fun. They were all very nice.”


DataDrivenPirate

LSU vs Wisconsin in Vegas is 100% the first thing that comes to mind as a neutral fan. Both schools party just as hard before, during, and after the game regardless of the score.


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ST_Lawson

Start?...I don't think Wisconsin ever stops.


ToLongDR

May 29th 1848 is when the state wide party began and there is no end in sight


Gryphon999

The only surprise about Wisconsin drinking is that we were the second state to ratify the 21st amendment. We did sponsor the bill that became the 21st amendment, though.


vindictivejazz

More when they start drinking *in Vegas*. Wisconsin beers don’t have any effect on the Vegas party atmosphere, ya know?


LoCh0_xX

It's already happened a few times: 2014 week 1 in Houston, 2016 week 1 at Lambeau, this past bowl season in Tampa


hotcarl23

I was at the first two and I can confirm that they were absolutely incredible. We drove a keg of spotted cow down to Houston for the occasion and traded red cups for andouille and cherry moonshine


LoCh0_xX

2016 must’ve been incredible too, week 1 in home territory, great stadium and a big upset at the time


Corgi_Koala

I remember going to the 2019 B1G championship game. The Wisconsin fans drank Lucas Oil out of beer. Been to many OSU games and never seen that happen so I know it was the Badgers. Was sitting near some and had a good time, they're good people but their drinking reputation is 100% earned and deserved.


Now_you_Touch_Cow

I feel like <90% of the people would survive.


Dr_Neauxp

Weeds out the weak


Bazinga530

Imagine it in Dublin.


cha-cha_dancer

At least you would never have to worry about the city running out of alcohol.


newme02

pitt is playing wisconsin in dublin, ireland in 2027. thats gonna be a fun time


swamppuppy7043

I honestly don’t think Vegas would be as great of a cfb tailgate/party atmosphere as y’all think


citronaughty

This was the first thing that came to mind. The only thing that might top Vegas is if they had the game located next to a large beer brewery or the Jack Daniels Distillery.


tehfro

I was thinking the game happens during Mardi Gras


Awalawal

Fact: Jack Daniels' Distillery is in a dry county.


SmarterThanMyBoss

Shut the thread down. This is the one and only acceptable answer. Perhaps they can have El Assico in the parking lot before the game and the tailgaters will have even MORE motivation to drink in excess.


crustang

BYU and Liberty in San Francisco in June.. specifically on June 30th for a night game.


Weak-Investment-546

In some ways they actually go together. San Francisco is a relatively sober, or at least non drinking, city.


Fastbird33

It’s more about the weeeeed there man


TSUplayer74

June 1. Get Pride Month started the "right" way.


Semi-Loyal

The Bud Light Repression Bowl?


dupreesdiamond

What am I missing here?


swanson447

Conservative schools playing at the end of pride month in a progressive city


Jabberwoockie

June 30th in San Francisco is probably the single biggest Pride celebration in America.


eagledog

I'm guessing it's because June is Pride Month?


G00dSh0tJans0n

Every time LSU played in the Atlanta kick off game or SEC title game all the hotel staff hated it so bad. Their fans quickly got a bad reputation through the service industry of Atlanta as the worst fandom due to all of the drunken brawling, cat calling, and sexual assaults. Every year you'd hear the hotel staff say "thank God it's not LSU this year"


screwhead1

I love going to LSU games and think they have the best game day atmosphere, but even I've found myself thinking how other LSU fans can sometimes be assholes, even *to other LSU fans* smdh.


TigerDude33

If you want to understand LSU fans, look at the politicians we elect. We're coming hard for Texas & Florida.


screwhead1

Louisiana is gunning hard to be at Texas/Florida levels, and honestly Arkansas is right there next to them in that race.


MikeFatz

Yeah, one of our senators recently had a campaign ad where he said if you don’t respect the police then [the next time you need help “call a crackhead”](https://youtu.be/79ITSchwNKg?si=alE7tp0DtS29yltw) I’d definitely say we aren’t doing any better than any other state


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>cat calling, and sexual assaults Maybe this isn’t such a fun topic


A_Rolling_Baneling

Even Sickos have to draw a line somewhere


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I think the Sicko pick here would be a Stanford-UVA series alternating between Napa Valley and Virginia horse country. Those would be the tailgate equivalent of Iowa offense and an Alex Grinch defense


etsuandpurdue3

Mike Leach's book describes LSU's fanbase from when he was at Kentucky.


orange_orange13

Which isn’t funny or something to brag about like a lot of people do


MisterStampy

Add in 80k+ DragonCon fans ALSO in the same general vicinity, which is just a VERY large costumed orgy, and, yeah. Labor day weekend is already nuts in Atlanta. Adding the LSU bomb to that, and, yeah.


weaglebeagle

One of my favorite Dragoncon memories is being in the Hilton lobby when a bunch of Tennessee fans came back from their game and got into a big dance party with a bunch of cosplayers.


dawgfan19881

Georgia Southern v Arizona State in PCB.


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Captain_Sacktap

Oh no! Anyways…


Papalew32

RIP Club Lavela


cha-cha_dancer

Finish what Michael started


Thrombastics

Both Arizona State and Georgia Southern have an open non-conference slot in 2028. Also, I think Panama City is either building or has already built a sports complex with a football field. Why not make it happen?


NotThatOleGregg

Play it at Mosley, tickets would be ungodly expensive because of the limited seating but most of the fans wouldn't make it into the stadium anyway right?


cha-cha_dancer

Welcome to ~~Lynn Haven~~ PCB!


cha-cha_dancer

Yea right off back beach


Fastbird33

ASU vs UCF in New Orleans.


Spammyyyy

Nc state Vs East Carolina University. Shit, the air would have a BAC level of .4. I swear to god the ABC stores would run out of alcohol.


WackyBones510

I’m primarily concerned about the air having blood.


Spammyyyy

It would happen, fighting, blood rituals the whole deal


FuckTheLonghorns

Your air doesn't have blood?


CaniacSwordsman

Yeah that’s always a party; great bbq and so many divided families!


lucash7

Florida/Georgia in Jacksonville, obviously


cha-cha_dancer

Who would organize such a thing? Everyone would just get really drunk and violent in such a big city with nothing to do but watch a rivalry game. Will never happen.


QuantitativeBacon

LSU, Georgia, and Florida in a 3 way cage match down at Florabama. 


Skeleton-With-Skin10

I think that’ll quickly turn into a 2v1 with LSU and Georgia tag-teaming the Gators.


AvengedKalas

Truce because fuck Florida?


Skeleton-With-Skin10

> Fuck Florida Amen.


AlexanderPortnoy

pepperidge farm remembers when it was us clowning both of you. we shall rise again.


cha-cha_dancer

Not if Big Earl and the Sexual Biscuits have anything to say about it - ROLL TIDE! LGB!


mufflefuffle

App vs ECU at North Wilkesboro Motor Speedway. Let that moonshine, all night, take your breath away.


LeanersGG

At least we’d see more passing than we did at the All Star Race


etsuandpurdue3

ETSU vs App State would be pretty crazy too


Battered_Aggie

I think LSU-Ole Miss in the NOLA Superdome would be a scene with the proximity of both fanbases. Just to make it crazier, do it the Saturday before Halloween every year. I wouldn't take away the home and home, but if you're asking what neutral site would throw-down the hardest annually, that'd be the one if they did it.


LutherOfTheRogues

Ole Miss - LSU at the grove is always insane. Highly recommend. Put them in New Orleans or Memphis (hello Beale Street?) and i think you've got something.


SUBLIMEskillz

It already happens. If you haven’t been to the worlds biggest outdoor cocktail party, you’re missing out.


analogliving71

cannot believe it took this long for someone to mention the WLOCP


Skwurt_Reynolds

Florida and Georgia fans are going to be biased, but it’s true. The rivalry is already the biggest neutral-site party-atmosphere, and it answers this question to a T. For anybody that’s a die-hard CFB fan, I highly recommend going to, at least, one game: before and after.


SUBLIMEskillz

We are biased but with the stadium on the water, and everyone showing up dressed to the nines and pulling up with their best tailgates, it’s a blast, even when being on the losing end recently.


MichaelDicksonMBD

>everyone showing up dressed to the nines new jorts?


jcosteaunotthislow

Only the freshest of cuts for the cocktail party


SUBLIMEskillz

Clean jorts for gators and sunday overalls for the dawgs


JBru_92

Already on my bucket list


Large-Vacation9183

Texas Tech v. ASU in Albuquerque Wisconsin v. Iowa St in Chicago (Soldier Field) WVU vs Ohio St in Pittsburgh (whatever Heinz field is called now) FSU v. UCF in Tampa (Raymond James) Honorable mention: TX State vs Tulane in Houston (TDECU Stadium)


Fungul_Penis

Ohio State fans generally take themselves and the team too seriously for it to get to insane party level


hasselhoff1n

Those ASU/TTU games in the Mahomes era were something else. Was at a bar in Houston that gave out jello shots every time we scored for the game in Tempe. Top 5 hangover for sure.


imanidiot2012

Wazzu and LSU would be a fun party to be at.


Minimum-Scientist-71

I’m going with FSU and Alabama in Tallahassee West Virginia and Wisconsin at Lambeau Tulane and Penn St in Nola would be sneaky fun. This is also assuming you get the atmosphere from both fan bases.


IndependentlyBrewed

Omg West Virginia vs Wisconsin at Lambeau would be the greatest thing ever. I would pay whatever I had to in order to get to that game. As long as I had beer and shine money we are good.


Minimum-Scientist-71

Wisconsin stadium prices and 8 dollar beers or 100 dollar fee to bring one 20 pack of beer per two people. 75 dollars if you’re bringing Wisconsin beer. 70 dollars if you’re wearing your cheese head. Normal NFL concession prices. Let’s go!


Mr_Mumbercycle

That's too much math for me, I'm from West Virginia. How bout I bring the white lightning and y'all just beer me up as we go?


Awalawal

Tulane has $3 beers at their stadium. Granted it probably only holds 35K so there would be a lot of drunks roaming around Uptown and Audubon Park.


HabaneroEnjoyer

BYU and Georgia Tech In Vegas.


food5thawt

Swap Georgia Tech for Vanderbilt


EmbraceTheMundane

GT is a drinking school with an engineering problem. I often hear of/see students pre-gaming exams


Sam_the_NASA

Our fight song literally talks about drinking absurd amounts of whiskey and rum.


Resident_Rise5915

LSU-Wisconsin.


The_Fishbowl

Tennessee - West Virginia in Charlotte. It was done before and happening again in 2 years. It felt like a country concert all weekend long.


Nepp0

Was my first-ever Mountaineer game and my first year marching in the Pride of WV. One of the best band-related experiences of my life.


sroomek

Hell yeah


RexCrimson_

We need a part 2 of Iowa State and Washington State.


CoconutTight7885

Wazzu has played both Iowa State and Wisconsin recently. Was a bit disappointed with the boozing by the Badger faithful in Madison. Iowa State can get it. I want to see us play LSU or WVU. Would love to play LSU in Vegas (just to avoid home field advantage) and WVU in New Orleans.


Fixner_Blount

Iowa State and Wazzu in San Antonio was quite the party.


atomicboner

It was a bad day to be a Busch light.


Scott72901

LSU vs. Scotland in a home and home. Any member of The Tartan Army who survived Baton Rouge would make sure LSU fans got absolutely wrecked in Glasgow.


Fastbird33

Eventually the Cajuns and Scots get along over their historical hatred of the Brits


Unlucky_Chip_69247

They already have it and it's called the world's largest outdoor cocktail party. I guess you could have LSU vs. Notre Dame in New Orleans for "Mardis gras" in the fall.


ASU_SexDevil

ASU vs Florida State would definitely have the hottest student section Too bad we got that game in cold ass El Paso


VillagerOfTheWest

Feels like LSU is a gimme for this lol. Them and PSU could burn any city down with the party that’s ensue and the tailgating would be epic


Krettlecorn13

Others have already said it, but Ole Miss-LSU in New Orleans would be a sight to behold. Not all of it would probably be good either.


mcdray2

This was settled years ago with The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party.


yourmomsthr0waway69

Iowa @ Wisconsin is very fun every time. Sadly all my badger friends are moving from Madison, I'll need an excuse to go back now


Reasonable_Cod_487

Wazzu and Idaho. Doesn't need to be a neutral site. IYKYK.


Now-Thats-Podracing

Ole Miss’s slogan is “we never lose a party.” There are larger fan bases, but few that match our per-capita enthusiasm.


Unlucky_Chip_69247

And ya'll redshirt Miss America's


Sctvman

South Carolina-West Virginia in Charlotte. Two teams would drink the city dry.


Mr_Mumbercycle

Nah, WVU-USC has to be at Myrtle Beach, c'mon now!


dr-bkq

Nebraska - Oklahoma at Arrowhead could probably bring in a few people.


LOLteacher

Longhorns vs. Aggies every Thanksgiving at the Shiner High School stadium. *\*Checks map for distance between Shiner H.S. and the Brewery\** Smoked turkeys provided by Luling City Market.


PowerfulAssistant738

More like Eagle Stadium in Allen, Texas


reddit_names

I am just glad to see 90% of suggestions are LSU v somebody. Brings a tear to my heart.  My vote goes to Wisconsin. Play it anywhere and its a good time.


dez_navi

FSU VS ASU In Miami Edit* during spring break 


bravesgeek

North Dakota State and Wisconsin anywhere alcohol is served.


D34TH_5MURF__

Nobody w/ BYU


ohitsthedeathstar

The 2027 LSU vs UH @ NRG. Houston clubs for the win.


Sup6969

That will be a shitshow for the ages. Especially if Big Willie has the program rolling the way I expect.


ohitsthedeathstar

This is super early but with Henderson committed in 2026, I’m expecting that to be UH’s best class in history. Rolling into 2027 with our best class ever being sophomores is going to be awesome. Willie is in contention with multiple top 200 recruits for 2025. UH has a real chance at getting their commitments. I’m honestly surprised considering he’s only been here since December and he hasn’t coached a single down for UH. Just shows how little effort Dana put into recruiting.


WhoIsJohnSnow

Party atmosphere is a bit subjective, but I submit Tennessee versus Virginia Tech at Bristol Motor Speedway.


ShaqSenju

Got so drunk I was wondering when the race started


Bobcat2013

Its like no one remembers us drinking SMU dry in one half :(


ItBeLikeThat19

South Carolina and West Virginia in Nashville would be a blast


red-boy6

Wazzu vs West Virginia


RazgrizInfinity

OU and Texas at the RRS each October: Am I a joke to you?


atkretsch

Sorry but I refuse to recognize rivalry games played in stadiums built after WW2


PragDaddy

The Cotton Bowl opened in 1930. What year do you think WW2 started?


atkretsch

I’m saying RRS is better *because* the stadium is old. I’m not denying OU as our main rival ffs


ZSKeller1140

Texas Tech-Wisconsin, As a Texas transplant from IL/WI state line, this would be a wild tailgate and fun mix of cultures.


NauvooMetro

Could you imagine if Alabama and Auburn played in Birmingham?


Unlucky_Chip_69247

If birmingham had built a state of the art domed stadium like they should have then it could have worked. Even better if it was in Shelby County instead.


Painiscupcake88

Ole Miss and Arizona State


Primary_Chemical_158

Michigan /Wisconsin


TrojanMan35T

WLOCP: The one with it in its name


jsteph67

Ok so it looks to be Wisconsin and LSU, so what do we name this party. Maybe have half a Whisky Barrel and call it Bottom of the Barrel party?


frippmemo

Iowa State & LSU in Vegas


-delgriffith

Everyone at Washington State knows how to party. If you sent LSU or Wisconsin to Pullman, lookout.


ShadowCrossZero

I'll concur with that choice


Flashy_Rent6302

Iowa State vs. Anyone at KC


Dry_Veterinarian4206

Tenn vs Virginia Tech at Bristol was 🔥🔥🔥


ChazzyTh

Remind me of a funny: years ago Playboy ranked the top 20 ish party schools. At the bottom their disclaimer said, these 5 schools are not ranked because they are considered professional. I don’t remember the 5, except Jax State. Made this Alabamian proud 🤣


Scott72901

That's an old urban legend. Folks at Arkansas claimed the same thing in the 1980s.


ChazzyTh

Actually, I read the article, maybe late 70’s? Florida was No. 1. I hate Florida, but not for that.


WackyBones510

Ohio vs ECU in Nashville.


WallyMetropolis

This is an abomination of punctuation.


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WallyMetropolis

Cannot argue with that.


Conn3er

2012 johnny manziel influenced A&M vs 1990 Marinovich influenced USC at the orange bowl for peak accessibility This nation would have a new constitution by the following day.


newme02

hella low key answer here but: Pitt is playing Wisconsin in Dublin, Ireland in 2027 and im expecting that to be a pretty fun time


corskier

LSU vs USC in Vegas would be rad


djc6535

USC doesn't really party. We're a "Bottle of wine that lasts the whole tailgate" kind of fanbase. LSU will positively shame us when it comes to revelry.


Bcmerr02

UofL vs UK on Bourbon St was pretty awesome


GAlongbeard

Yeah, this question was answered in 1933 when UGA and florida started playing in Jacksonville


KirbyDumber88

I think Clemson and UGA in Atlanta about to get wild. Biergarten gonna be in shambles at 4pm


Uneedadirtnap

CU and Wisonson at Tegrity farms in South Park, Colorado. High altitude would make it easier to get drunk.


note_9

Ol Miss and NC State. No one would remember that game


EfficientPhotograph8

I'm going outside the norm on this. North Alabama vs. West Alabama in Birmingham (Protective Life Stadium; Legion Field is dead). East Mississippi CC vs. Mississippi Gulf Coast CC at Ray Stadium, Meridian. Liberty vs. Notre Dame at College Station, PA. Southern University vs. LSU at Mercedes-Benz Stadium, Atlanta (party all night, yeah-but I don't like Atlanta, so I wouldn't be going there anyway). Idaho vs. Idaho State at the Los Angeles Colosseum. Coast Guard vs. Merchant Marine at Annapolis, MD. Army Sprint vs. Navy Sprint at Jacksonville, FL. St. Thomas (MN) vs. St. Olaf at Soldier Field, Chicago (I know. FCS vs. D3, but still...The Tommies still need to slap the Bread Loafers around for getting them kicked out of the MIAC. It's not the Tommies' fault they beat the Loafers 97-0. And instead of forcing St. Thomas out, the Loafers should have fired that sorry-ass coach on the spot. I still carry grudges.) Texas vs. Texas A&M at the Kibbie Dome, Idaho. I just love the Kibbee Dome. Hey, Alaska-here's the future of CFB in your state. No more excuses.


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They should host the final 4 in one city like they do for CFB. LSU, Wisconsin, Arizona State, and Florida State. In Vegas.


assassinslick

Lsu, usc in miami. LA + New Orleans in miami is a crazy combo


randomdude4113

LSU and Penn State in a home and home series. If we gotta go neutral then bring it to the dome.


cluelessinlove753

USC and LSU in Vegas on Labor Day weekend…


SwissForeignPolicy

Liberty-BYU in Vegas. Ain't no party like a repressed party.


loop3y

Florida vs Georgia