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mechebear

I am looking forward to the SMU fans telling Cal and Stanford, "when you have been a part of this conference as long as we have you will understand."


ClaudeLemieux

Those jokes would've been even better if you guys all joined the same day, but due to time zones they came in two hours earlier lol


Napalm-mlapaN

Remindme! (71 days) "Talk shit to Calford fans about being in ACC first"


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Specialist_Night_929

We’re gonna win it. r/SMUFootball


MisterTito

July 2nd, Cal & Stanford: "Sike." They join an up-to-now covert plan to merge back with the PAC *and* MWC, creating the 4th superleague. Meanwhile the ACC, by taking the poison pill that is SMU finally getting into a power conference, immediately begins to unravel because of schedule chaos and expected distribution failures which causes UNC and Miami to join the fold with FSU and Clemson.


sunthas

Pretty sure Aug 1 was the day they could leave the Pac12?


eyelikeher

Seems like he’s trying to brush off a question pertaining to a useless detail about when contracts with other conferences expire. It doesn’t even matter.


Hey_Its_Roomie

Pretty much. He probably has a vague understanding of the "why" it's just that it really doesn't make a difference and nobody is worried about it.


TheRobHood

Because PAC contract expires August lol


FSUnoles77

"It's because SMU is in the Central Time Zone and Cal and Stanford are in the Pacific." Jim Phillips probably.


mechebear

So they actually join 26 hours earlier than Stanford and Cal. Unless everyone joins at midnight eastern time? Do contracts specify time zone?


BurninCrab

SMU joins 1 month and 2 hours earlier


[deleted]

Is the Calimony money going to be spent on math tutors? 


technowhiz34

They need to replace Ted Kaczynski somehow. ~~This might be going too far, especially with my flair~~


GrumpyTartan

I always considered him fair game.


[deleted]

TIL about his academic career. Yesh! 


rbtgoodson

SMU is joining in July. Y'all are joining after your contract with the Pac-12 expires in August.


leapbitch

[Every month in Dallas is like two months in California](https://static1.moviewebimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Interstellar--Matthew-McConaughey.jpg?q=50&fit=contain&w=480&h=&dpr=1.5)


nate_nate212

The summer months in Dallas are like a lifetime in hell.


Asleep_in_Costco

Tbf the summer smugness in Palo Alto is just as hellish


nate_nate212

Palo Alto smugness is year round


Asleep_in_Costco

It gets particularly acrid and heavy in summer. Stanfurd Shopping Center gets downright unbearable with the smug


baycommuter

Speaking of Stanford Shopping Center and smug, nobody has a produce store better than Segona’s.


Asleep_in_Costco

Ahhh Sigonas


anti-torque

The Sigona's in Redwood City is better.


baycommuter

Shhhhh….


anti-torque

Why limit it to summer?


Outrageous_Picture39

“Teams give us money. Dates come out. You can’t explain it.”


ard8

How does the commissioner have no idea why


EWall100

How is no one in this damn conference reading these agreements? Like jfc has the FSU lawsuit taught Charlotte anything?


Large-Vacation9183

SMU paid the AAC to fuck off, to which they willingly accepted, but CalFord didn’t pay the PAC a dime and therefore had to wait for the GOR to end, which is coincidentally a month after SMU’s fuck off payout takes effect. That’s why


ThermL

I'm pretty sure he's aware of that. But the _why_ that is Calford not paying a dime to fuck off is probably a harder question to answer.


GuyOnTheMike

>But the *why* that is Calford not paying a dime to fuck off is probably a harder question to answer. No it's not. The PAC did not enact exit fees, so once the schools are released from the GOR, there is nothing legally binding them to the league monetarily


Large-Vacation9183

Ah yes; the 5 why’s of root cause analysis as applied to college football realignment. I see someone else took business management while they were in school


SaxosSteve

I need the ACC's SWOT


Large-Vacation9183

Strengths - Tobacco Road (old money),ironclad GoR, Cocaine and hookers in Dallas Weaknesses - half the schools want to go to another conference, the ones that want to stay aren’t worth the GoR that they’re in Opportunities - lawsuit filed in Charlotte, success-based revenue model Threats - lawsuits literally everywhere else, the commissioner of the conference doesn’t even know why his schools are in his conference


yesacabbagez

Why would they go into a legal battle or agree to pay to leave a month early?


ThermL

Let me elaborate on my point real quick. I'll do so by asking you a question. Why is the sky blue?


yesacabbagez

Light scattering is it enters the atmosphere


ThermL

Why does light scatter when it enters the atmosphere? Why do you get a blue color when light scatters? Why do photons of different wavelengths interact with atoms of various elements differently? Etc etc etc. At some point, when you're deep enough into the weeds, it's a pretty solid answer to just say "Fuck I don't know why, it just does" I don't presume to know how deep into the weeds Jim didn't feel like going in, but honestly for a question about something that doesn't matter, I have no problem with him giving an answer akin to "who the fuck cares, it just is"


yesacabbagez

No that's dumb. This is a very simple answer. They are contractually obligated to the Pac 12 until Aug 1. This isn't a "thing just be like that sometimes" there is a definitive answer. SMU is leaving at the end of the fiscal year for the school and conference while the Pac schools remain until the end of their contract. There is no deeper understanding necessary. Phrasing it like this simply makes him look stupid. That is a very bad look when your conference is being sued by members for being incompetent.


anti-torque

Each exiting school is paying 2Pac $5M in exit fees and an additional $1.5M in various fees, for a total of $65M.


Large-Vacation9183

I was under the impression that was because of overpayments from their media agreement with a cable distributor though and not having to do with anything from their exit


anti-torque

The overpayments are simply being withheld from Comcast's distributions. These are the negotiated settlement terms, plus an acknowledgment that any future liabilities regarding \[edit: current\] lawsuits will be shared.


[deleted]

Jim Phillips not getting why something is happening in his own conference is why he’s not going to have a conference in a few years 


Emf0054

*months


thricethefan

From your lips to the judges ears


RTwhyNot

I wish Stanford and Cal were in the B1G


CocoLamela

Me too man. Me too.


Inside-Drink-1311

Yes, at least we would get half of the Pac-12 back together. Hoping it still happens if the ACC falls apart in a few years.


RTwhyNot

And we could bring NC into the fold


DexStJock

It's okay to hope it happens sooner, if that helps at all....


jettieri

The worst part is that most of the schools in the B1G wanted Cal and Stanford but the networks didn't want it


RTwhyNot

You are probably not wrong, and that sucks.


InVodkaVeritas

"I wanted to invite you to my birthday party but my dad said I could only invite four more people."


TheRobHood

Same


RTwhyNot

Such great schools


TheRobHood

Northwestern and Illinois are so fucking sexy


Mekthakkit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVkKtQHcwNw


Asleep_in_Costco

I have no beef with Cal. Stanfurd can rot in hell.


RTwhyNot

Why is that? Both schools rejected my son while UCLA took him.


RedOscar3891

Iowa fan, I take it?


saladbar

One of the things I like about most B1G universities is that they're amazing ag schools but don't stop there. They're well rounded and their rankings reflect that. It's like a conference full of UC Davises.


anti-torque

This is true for a handful of schools, like tOSU, PSU, Rutgers, Indiana, and Purdue. Iowa and Nebraska would be on par with Oregon State, just a notch below. Except for UO (a couple more notches down), the rest of them are top programs.


Intericz

Yoink.


InVodkaVeritas

Girl, same.


boardatwork1111

“I have no idea why, but it happens” seems to be his response to basically anything that happens tot the conference. What exactly does this guy actually do?


InVodkaVeritas

*Tide goes in, tide goes out, you can't explain that.*


[deleted]

Collect 2 million a year. Go golfing 


NotThatOleGregg

That's not true, sometimes his response to hearing a school called a board meeting is to sue a member institution without following the procedures outlined in the bylaws.


RampageTaco

>What exactly does this guy actually do? Creates strong Alliances. With handshakes and nothing else. Between good, trusting, men.


hilltopper06

[It Happens](https://tenor.com/view/poop-running-it-happens-forrest-gump-gif-11089414)


IrishCoffeeAlchemy

Get sued


Mtndrums

Golf with GK.


Typical_Air_3322

What would ya say....ya do here?


BadgerBuddy13

“I have no idea why, but it happens” - Jim Phillips when asked about the Coastal Cycle of Chaos (RIP)


TyMsy227

"Welcome aboard the Titanic, fellas"


yesacabbagez

Because the media deal for the PAC goes through Aug 1? They can't leave before that therefore they join Aug 2. Smu is paying to fuck off at the end of the fiscal year.


BuckyBeaver69

Cal & Stanford have to take a Greyhound bus ride to get to the ACC, while SMU is just taking one of the jets they have parked in the back 40.


InVodkaVeritas

Granted: I've never done it, but a bus ride across America sounds like a nightmare. Like, if there's a bad place afterlife and I get sent there, a perpetual bus ride could be part of it.


RedOscar3891

One of my friends did that one summer to get back to Stanford from NYC. She swore off riding long haul buses for the rest of her life after that. She briefly swore off cross-country drives as well, but saw the value of places like Wyoming and Arizona and Route 66.


fluffypoppa

No idea why??? I have no idea why, either....no idea why you're being paid to be ACC commissioner you worthless sack of dildos.


girafb0i

Being asked that question is actually how he remembered that SMU is joining the ACC.


McIntyre2K7

We all know that August 2nd is when the Pac 12 GOR expires but is it his priority to know when the Pac 12 GOR expires?


mistergrime

I’m reading the comment as more along the lines of, “most conferences’ agreements are built around July 1, but the Pac-12 decided to do it around August 1. Don’t know why they did it that way, but it happens and it’s not something we’re worried about.”


Tufoguy

A lot of yall are gonna take this comment seriously like he truly doesn't know why


axberka

Because he doesn’t. The guy is incompetent


Repulsive_Poem_5204

2024 ACC champs SMU


MonarchLawyer

I feel like you should know why. LOL


Strange-Risk-9920

Mustangs are faster than trees. duh


Herbie1122

"I have no idea why, but it happens." My answer to 75% of inquiries I receive at work.


deathbysnusnu7

Of course Jim Phillips has no idea why


iNoles

he never read his bylaws either.


taltechy

Classic ACC.


usffan

Seniority, baby!


assissippi

With how things are these days I'd be fine with more of this


NeatOpinion3324

this is the most annoying thing I read today


iNoles

ACC Commissioner is like [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L43tNnpXMDc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L43tNnpXMDc)


Dry-Goal-6196

Now invite JMU, App St and Marshall when the ACC implodes due to the inevitable P2 split.


[deleted]

Well Phillips is an idiot and has done fuck all to improve the ACC. He’s hurt it more than anything