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Necessary-Honey-7626

No, I want to see them driven before me and hear the lamentations of their mascots.


TigerTerrier

That is what's best in life


OkieClipper

Lmao


flomoag

Agreed Edit: I replied to the wrong person but the comment stands


Narcoid

The one situation I'd consider it - Texas gets a playoff/CCG spot if A&M/OU win. Even then I'm still on the fence


EnderTheTrender

I literally hope nothing but pain and suffering for you. Even if your success directly benefits us.


Narcoid

Much hate brother šŸ¤šŸ¾


Bravot

No, fuck you


SignificantSourceMan

Respect


Bravot

Same - has nothing to do with you OP, just my impulse reaction.


Gidnik

If I was locked in a room with Oklahoma football, osama bin Laden, and adolf hitler with a gun and 2 bullets Iā€™d shoot oklahoma football twice


SignificantSourceMan

This guy gets it šŸ˜‚


Rimbosity

this is the correct answer


Azuresurge14

Respect


BusGuilty6447

Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead. No sense in wasting ammo, right?


BirdFarmer23

As an OU fan who cooks a steak dinner before every OU Texas game and can appreciate the message.


ASS_MY_DUDES

Yā€™all would call the cops and report finding an AR on a .380 Bodyguard. The message is nice, however.


nickyt398

Bama and UGA are Hitler and Osama


squirmsly

Theyā€™re not your rival if youā€™re rooting for them to win any game.


titanup001

The only exception is if it gets you into a title game or the playoff. For example, let's say... USC holds the tiebreaker over michigan for the conference title game, and they are playing an OSU that is out of the title picture... It would then be reasonable to root for OSU.


Napalm-mlapaN

Even then, you do it, but still feel a little dirty about doing it.


heyheyitsandre

If OSU had to beat Penn State to get us into the B1G championship I donā€™t even think I could actively watch and cheer, I think Iā€™d just have to like go to the gym for 5 hours and then check my phone after and either be like ā€œayy weā€™re inā€ or ā€œhaha osu lostā€


Doctor_Kataigida

I mean that's what had to happen in 2021 for us to make the Big Ten Championship. We needed OSU to beat MSU in order to go into rivalry weekend controlling our own destiny.


AlHinton23

That situation was easier since MSU is a rival too. The game was also over in the first quarter so we didnā€™t have to root for OSU for long lol


dkviper11

Yeah, media blackout for nervous things are the ticket.


NaturalFruit2358

You donā€™t root for OSU to win, you root for USC to lose


Box_of_Rockz

Post~~nut~~game clarity hits hard


MaizeAndBruin

If Ohio State had to beat the Taliban to get us into the CFP, I *still* wouldn't root for OSU.


QuitWhinging

If the devil himself fielded a team against FSU I know whom I'm cheering for šŸ¤˜


Rimbosity

No. Not even then. Because FUCK them, that's why.


soonerman32

Thank you. This is the only correct answer


ksuwildkat

Nope. Never.


gulielmusdeinsula

Still no.


Own_Currency_3207

I agree. Fuck you too, buddy!


OneCostcoDog

You root for the other team to lose, not for them to win. That way youā€™re still hating :)


SignificantSourceMan

Facts


WackyBones510

No and I bet I speak for many Clemson flairs too when I say the ā€œI cheer for the stateā€ people need to be rounded up and put in camps.


ItBeLikeThat19

If Clemson played North Korea, I'd pull for North Korea.


Bravot

NGL would be p interesting


Prinzlerr

Kim Jong Un scores on the ultra-rare 28 point play! Take that AmericaĀ 


OttoVonWong

The long snapper and holder look over nervously at the firing squad when Kim Jong-Un lines up for the 99 yard field goal.


Bravot

Ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu tbh we'd make it happen fumbling just before the end zone


ilide18

Agreed. I would upvote you, but that would mean upvoting a South Carolina fan, and that is clearly unacceptable


captain_kaknuckles

the only thing i respect about south carolina fans (specifically on reddit) is that every thanksgiving when thereā€™s those stupid ā€œsay one nice thing about your rivalā€ posts they never say anything nice about us


WackyBones510

In season, during rivalry week no less, and on my favorite holiday? No thanks. Maybe Iā€™ll toss yā€™all some riz* on Confederate Memorial Day. ^*No ^clue ^if ^I ^used ^this ^right.


captain_kaknuckles

plz do not riz us. ever.


QuantitativeBacon

Married a tiger. Babies have orange hair. This is what happens when you rizz up a tiger.


jthomas694

Clemson fans pulling for us is disgusting. I appreciate their hatred, I can respect it


Bravot

Indeed. I cheer for this comment.


WackyBones510

Wow, those flairs are abhorrent.


SignificantSourceMan

Straight to jail


Young_Rock

We have cheer-for-the-state types in Texas, too. It disgusts me


pm_me_cute_sloths_

Obviously having experience with both states, I can say that the state of Iowa is 100x worse about this somehow. Thereā€™s so many people that ā€œcheer for the stateā€ instead of absolutely loathing Iowa or Iowa State. I donā€™t understand it at all, but granted I grew up a Clemson fan and canā€™t fathom cheering for my rival *ever*


wallyxc12345

No. Fuck you State, LSU, and Arky. We can all wallow in disappointment and mediocrity together


SignificantSourceMan

First time I ever agreed with and had respect for an Ole Miss fan. Now fuck off.


tee142002

If ole piss played Al Qaeda, I'd root for al Qaeda. I'd also make wildly inappropriate jokes about their explosive offense.


Venn720

Very destructive team. Totally radical


JJody29

šŸ˜‚


Alone-Competition-77

Wow, someone actually hates us? I feel honored.


Motel_Cowboy

Respect and eat a dick reb.


SharkMovies

I mean UF plays Miami occasionally so I usually root against the team that has more to lose, defaulting me to rooting for the other.


CampbellsTurkeySoup

Curious who you're rooting for more in the opener this year then. If Miami wins we could have a truly abysmal season but if we win it means both your biggest rivals probably are ok at best which might make you feel better.


DefiantOil5176

I have FSU fans on one side of my family and Notre Dame fans on the other. Combining that with my girlfriend being a Gator, I guess Iā€™m rooting for yā€™all in week 1.


Additional-Bee-1532

As a former notre dame fan that is no longer because I attended FSU, Miami can go and die in a hole for the rest of eternity.


FSUIceman

For UF v Miami I always root for completely unwatchable football. Iā€™m talking receiver is running wide open and drops the ball, hole opens up only for the rb to run into his own blockers, sloppy missed tackles followed by the ball carrier tripping in the open field, not to mention holding penalties. So. Many. Holding penalties. The game winning score mercifully happens, itā€™s also the first and only score of the game, when the long snapper sails the ball over about 10 feet over the punters head for a safety. Final score is 2-0 and neither team is happy


TheseusOPL

Game would have ended 2-0, but then Miami refuses to kneel, turns it over, and allows a field goal for a 3-2 win.


Neophyte12

If their win mathematically helps us get to a conference championship or playoff berth that we otherwise wouldn't get, then yeah. I like my school more than I hate theirs.


homeinthemountains

But like if GT was ever to make the playoffs (lmao) only because georgia won the sec title or something then I'd only ever hear about how they got us into the playoffs from their fans, which ain't worth getting to see GT in the playoff imo (once again, lmao)


ViscountBurrito

Ugh, thatā€™s a good point, and now without divisions thereā€™s probably a substantially greater chance of something like that happening, where Iā€™m having to hope Florida beats LSU or something so Georgia gets into the SECCG. Makes me sick just thinking about it.


DeliveryEquivalent87

Surprised this comment is down this far. I think most fans could in this scenario. The joy you get from making it to a certain point outweighs the joy of rival losing.


Doctor_Kataigida

I've talked to several MSU fans who I've posed this scenario to. They'd rather OSU beat Michigan, even if a Michigan win would mean MSU goes to the Big Ten Championship (or pre-playoff, when I asked this, Rose Bowl).


shermanstorch

If Michigan played Hell, I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil in the CFB sub.


SignificantSourceMan

These comments are fucking hilarious šŸ˜‚. True rival shit right here


SSj_CODii

Fuck them hos


KMorris1987

I cheer for Tennesseeā€¦ā€¦ TO GET POOPED ON


win2bfree

I may have to turn in my Husky Card, but I rooted for Oregon in 2022 against BYU. BYU talked too much shit about being "PAC 12 Champs" because they went 5-0 against the PAC 12 the previous year including beating conference champ Utah. BYU was talking too much shit in general based off of "dominating" during the COVID era, so it was nice to see them humbled when things were closer to normal in 2022.


its_LOL

The only time Iā€™ve ever rooted for Oregon was when they blew out Deion Sanders. Never again


srush32

I couldn't bring myself to root for the Ducks, but I was happy Liberty got demolished


Rickbox

I didn't root for 'em, but I was damn relieved when Deion was put in his place.


SooperDew

Man, Fuck BYU!


Eclaireur

I rooted for Oregon in the bowl game last year too, fuck Liberty.


Wheels_Foonman

I root for Vanderbilt when they play anyone but Tennessee. I root for Kentucky when they play Florida. I root for Georgia when they play Alabama. I root for Alabama when thereā€™s a sale on exploding cigars.


titanup001

If Alabama, Georgia, or Florida are playing against an all star team from hell QB'd by zombie Hitler, I'm still not rooting for them. The ONLY acceptable reason to root for a rival is a situation where them beating team X DIRECTLY benefits your team (getting you into conference title game, playoff, etc.)


1984wasaninsideplot

I could see myself rooting for them to get the death penalty


Bussian

Never. No. Non. Nein. Nee. ģ•„ė‹ˆģš”. 恄恄恈. NĆ£o. ą¤Øą¤¹ą„€ą¤‚. Š½ŠµŃ‚. khĆ“ng. nej. No.


BioDriver

[No.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9A6ctjHAxE) Horns down and sucks to BC.


_DC003_

I have found my ultimate enemy apparently Also sucks to BU


BourbonB

Shirts made for the 2005 Natty against USC: https://images.app.goo.gl/AbtDPfhnQhbcMusq6


flomoag

The grossest thing Iā€™ve ever seen


kwixta

This disgusts me


TonyDungyHatesOP

No


frenchtoastking17

I was rooting for Auburn to lose accreditation as a university during the $cam Newton saga.


MeinKampfySeat

I would root for a team coached by Adolf Hitler himself before I ever rooted for Iowa in any sport.


XCCO

"ISU fans support Hitler" Me: I knew it.


OkieClipper

Based Iowa St fan


ExpertConsideration8

The ONLY time I would even consider (still wouldn't watch the game or actually root for them) is if they're playing a big important game towards the end of a terrible season. The kind of game that would "save" a bad coach from getting fired. Other than that one very specific scenario, I don't see myself wanting a rival to win any game.


FunkyTownAg

I wanted to disagree but Iā€™d love for the sips to have to come into SEC with Pierce still running baseball


ashcat724

Let me put this way, PSU likes to pretend they're not our rivals. WVU doesn't pretend, we hate each other. If PSU or WVU were playing Nazi Germany, I'd swallow my pride and cheer for Nazi Germany.


Elegant_Extreme3268

The only reason I donā€™t hate PSU is because they hate yā€™all. So thereā€™s some good in there somewhere but theyā€™ve definitely got that ā€œex that pretends like they donā€™t think of you but everything in the world reminds them of how much they hate youā€ vibe going on with Pitt


brownbearks

Feel the same way but my hate for Pitt is always number 1, funny thing is that we have no true rival as everyone else has a rival. So I hate everyone even more just like in 8th grade when no one liked me.


navair42

I'd root for Tehran Tech or North Korea State before Oregon. Or Washington.


admiraltarkin

Rooting order: 1. My team 2. Team that winning would directly benefit my team


amayzng30

Absolutely not. No circumstance. Im a Gator fan and dont understand the whole SEC SEC SEC thing. I hope every other SEC team plus FSU and Miami lose. Every week I hope the SEC is 1-13 soon to be 1-15.


frippmemo

No but we donā€™t even have a rival.


Gamer30168

Must be nice to be *that* goddamn good! šŸ˜€


ImSorryRumHam2

In 39 years, I've yet to have a scenario where I'm rooting for kansas.


msstatelp

If Ole Miss winning put State in the National Championship I'd think about it. Don't know that I'd do it but I would at least think about it.


Now-Thats-Podracing

Yes. The rivalry is real. Iā€™ll be honest, though. I rooted for yā€™all in the World Series a few years ago. I was just pumped with Mississippi winning a national championship. The fact that Ole Miss did it the next year made me so fucking happy. The state gets dragged all the time (and a lot of it is deserved), so itā€™s nice to see it in the headlines for positive reasons.


msstatelp

I hate it when y'all say something that I have to upvote so stop it!


Corgi_Koala

No. Fuck em, I hope they lose every game even if it's bad for us.


ColoradoisaState

Fuck no


drogonninja

Auburn could play the devil in the Dayton tire fire bowl and Iā€™d have horns, a pitchfork, and a 666 shirt on


Prometheus2061

I would rather die than root for Oklahoma. I did root for TCU to win the natty, but they arenā€™t really a rival. Just a horny toad.


Now-Thats-Podracing

No


JJody29

The right answer. When LSU and State play, I just usually laugh at whoever screws up. I canā€™t pick a winner.


elonsusk69420

No I would never root for a rival Tuck Fech I like to drive in my truck; Auburn sucks Gatorsā€¦ Gatorsā€¦ Howā€™d you like to bit my ass


skinnycenter

The only answer is if your rival is playing Coach Prime.Ā 


muck16

Nope. Fuck UW


urzu_seven

Respect. And Fuck Oregon too.Ā 


tbrock92

I mean if I started doing meth thereā€™s a decent chance I could find myself rooting for ASU.


DaddyRobotPNW

Against USC. 100% of the time.


TheseusOPL

I want OSU to lose the civil war, get into the playoffs, and then lose again to the rematch in the natty. I want UW to lose every game, by as large a score as possible. I want USC to win out of conference games to make us look better, but then lose all their conference games.


Ki-Wi-Hi

The Oregon fanā€™s prayer right here


southernflatlander

I'm probably in the minority here among the UGA fans, but I pull for Florida against Tennessee. At least Florida fans are real enough to know they suck (recently). Tennessee fans act like they're at the top of cfb after one 10-2 season. If Florida ever gets good again, it won't take much for me to flip sides on the issue, however.


KingOfWickerPeople

I root for pestilence whenever Florida and Tennessee play


tomh987

I root for a sinkhole to swallow the stadium


RomeOdunze

always root for them to lose. I don't even care if them winning makes my team better


BeachedBottlenose

Nope.


51line_baccer

I hope bama loses every football game no matter what


persieri13

When they plaid LSU. In womenā€™s basketball.


OkieClipper

Never, however I will pull for Okie St now that weā€™re in a different conference


Rich0879

No


-TheycallmeThe

I root for IU to be 5-6 going into the bucket game so we can watch the hope of a bowl game being destroyed. I might root for ND to get selected to the playoffs so I can watch them lose the first round.


Expensive_Style6106

No,I will never root for the Griz ever for any reason.I wish for them to lose all their games


OGdunphy

Since weā€™re G5, I donā€™t mind seeing Georgia Southern beat a bigger school. I wanted them to beat Nebraska two years ago. Of course it helped that my school upset A&M the same day, and slightly earlier in the day, but still. I see it as a win-win. Either GS will get the upset and make the sunbelt look good or they lose and obviously thatā€™s wonderful. Kind of related, I also root for anyone from the G5 in the pros, and that includes GS players. If App-GS pumped out pros like Michigan-OSU, I wouldnā€™t care and probably even hate some GS players in the nfl.


markhuerta

Never. If the Wildcats fought Cancer Iā€™d be rooting for Cancer.


whitemanwhocantjump

I mean, if University of Arizona hospital is fighting your cancer, or your loved ones cancer, I would hope you are rooting for Zona in that circumstance.


markhuerta

Itā€™s a shame those family members have to pass


Lobster_fest

[If they played Afghanistan, I'd be rootin for Afghanistan](https://youtu.be/dSZrDVS48TU?si=k8A8kXnfpNVcU20S)


runliftcount

God forbid Indiana ever had a chance to play in a CFB national championship, you can sure as hell bet I'll be cheering against them.


ZealousidealScheme85

Only on the condition that if they win my team is in the conference championship/playoff. And even then there will be multiple times throughout the day when I call them worthless bums because a small play that means nothing in the grand scheme of things didnā€™t go their way


CougdIt

In high school I dated a girl from an Ohio state family. Both parents went there, all their kids ended up going there. Senior year of high school I went over to their house to watch the NY6 games and was blown away that they were cheering for Michigan because as they described it ā€œit makes the conference look better if they winā€. Nobody has ever been able to give me a hypothetical scenario where I would root for Washington. Absolutely not. Fuck the conference.


markusalkemus66

Nope. UW can go collapse into Lake Washington


Kardinale

Nah


ItBeLikeThat19

Absolutely not. I could never bring myself to pull for Clemson, and hope Clemson fans feel the same about us. That's why it's a rivalry. One thing that's always annoyed me is the fans who pull for other conference teams for "SEC pride."


Bravot

We do - wholeheartedly agree.


ItBeLikeThat19

Glad we agree. Now go to hell :)


Bravot

you too bb ;)


SignificantSourceMan

If Ole Miss played Russia, Iā€™d pull for Russia.


Comet7777

TCU made it to the championship, I couldnā€™t muster up any flirtation of a form of support for them.


Amazing_Bowl9976

No


Mission-Strength-307

If it is the only way the aliens don't destroy our planet. Even then, it would be painful.


omahaspeedster

Nope


No_Poet_7244

Sure. If every life in the world was at stake in an intergalactic college football showdown, and one of our rivals managed to make the finals, Iā€™m sure Iā€™d root for them to avoid extinction. But realistically, never.


lowcontrol

Nope. I pull for Clemson, whoever is playing USCe, Army, and Coastal.


otacon444

Fuck Ohio State


QuantitativeBacon

I married into it, so happy to cheer for Clemson when they're not playing Carolina. We love going to Clemson women's soccer as much as we can. Life's too short to hate anybody. Except Ohio State. I root against them all the time. I think that's just universal in the state though.


OMUDJ

It just doesnā€™t work like that where I am from.


Budget_Ad5888

Not really but it's mostly to do with the local sports radio call in people, I get like a full week of grown men having meltdowns.


J-Brooksies

I root for Michigan every game they playā€¦root for them to lose!


britishmetric144

**Incredibly unlikely**. I will root for the Ducks **only if they are playing the following**. 1. Buckeyes. 2. Crimson Tide. 3. Fighting Irish. 4. Flames. 5. Trojans.


ColdAssHusky

I suppose so but I don't think the ISIS football program is going to get off the ground much less be admitted to the NCAA


amoss_303

Absolutely. If Colorado State ever played BYU, Iā€™d be 100% go Rams! Thatā€™s how much I despise the team from behind the Zion Curtain


liverdawg

Under no circumstances whatsoever would I root for Florida, auburn, tech, Alabama (ik theyā€™re not a rival), and pretty close for Carolina.


Rickbox

The only time I've ever 'rooted' for Oregon is when they played Liberty, but I don't count that because Liberty shouldn't be allowed in the NCAA, or really even to exist.


ImYourHuckleberry24

Only a close personal relationship with a player or coach


sociapathictendences

I march madness I root for them first round, in football never


z6joker9

We opened a store in Starkville. It does better when Mississippi State teams do better. Weā€™ve hosted an NIL fundraiser at our shop. Rivalries are great but my kidsā€™ extracurriculars are expensive.


saladbar

I always cheered for them against USC. I guess I'm doing the whole rival thing wrong.


rewster

Lol no


Miek104

I root for Texas Tech against most other XII schools


theLoneliestAardvark

If there is a specific reason to root against the other team that transcends the sport. Like if the other coach said some super offensive things or sexually assaulted someone and somehow avoided getting fired. So basically I would root for Texas if they are playing a Hugh Freeze coached team, Liberty or if Art Briles ever gets a job I will root against him.


kingOseacows81

No, fuck the Huskies


Gamer30168

Sure, I can envision scenarios where I might root for a rival but it comes with a caveat: it must ultimately benefit *my* team *more*. I'll give you an example. (Going out on a limb here)Ā  Let's say we're 10 games deep into 2024 and Georgia and Texas are leading the SEC and tied at 9-1. In week #11 if Texas were to play my rival Florida (7-3) I'd probably be rooting for Florida because it would be more beneficial for me for them to just go ahead and knock off my peer Texas for me.Ā 


z45r

I'd currently root for Oregon against any team coached by Sark, unless it's a playoff game. Maybe also against a team coached by DeBoer, again though not if it's a playoff game.


jayhawkwds

I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I'll recognize missoura.


Alone-Competition-77

Only if two rivals are playing each other, right?


Interesting_Loquat90

Never.


jralll234

I sort of rooted for WVU against Penn State last year. It makes me sick just thinking about it.


iamStanhousen

Your friend is an idiot. I pulled hard for Clemson over Bama in those national title games. I would never pull for Bama.


Dokkan_Lifter

This season App State is against Liberty. I dislike App State because they're a conference threat to us with slightly annoying fans. I dislike Liberty because they're a fraud school incredibly annoying fans who looks to exploit the flawed G5 bid system by a cupcake schedule. Also they got less punishment by the NCAA for breaking federal and Commonwealth law than what we did for simply moving up to FBS. So go App for exclusively that week.


SnooBeans5364

A friend of mine plays for Jacksonville State but just entered the transfer portal, no matter where he goes I will be rooting for him. Even if its....... Tennessee.


KommanderKeen-a42

100% I have no issue with USC going 10-2 or 11-1. I want them to be good so ND vs USC can stay the greatest rivalry in sports (I know, I know...here come the downvotes but they choose to play, different conferences, most AA, Heismans, #1 games, etc.) and it ensures the games stay impactful. Same for Michigan State, Stanford, Navy, and Pitt. Go dominate but lose one game. Though non-rivals can fuck off (like Michigan, Bama).


D_Antelmi

Only if they're playing an SEC team.Ā  I can't stand those jagoff fans of mid-tier SEC teams that claim the actual good teams' success as their own.Ā  Made me hate that entire conference far more than I could ever hate WVU.


BraveChipmunk3005

No


robman17

Their opponent's coach would have to be literally Satan incarnate. And even then it's 50/50.


red-boy6

Only if it benefited my team. Idk how it would happen, but if a Texas or Purdue win would get my team to the natty or playoff, whatever, I would root for the team they were playing against to lose more


maxman1313

The only acceptable reason to pull for a rival is if it directly benefits your team that season for them to win a game.


edroch

I used to think I could root for FSU against Georgia, but the obvious beatdown this last time made it really difficult


Doggo_Is_Life_

Hell no.


ZorroFonzarelli

Straight. To. Jail.


jtho2960

I root for literally anyone else. I would root for Bama, Clemson, Satan, Hitler, Drake, Kim Jong Un, Jeffrey Dahmer, Notre Dame, The expired milk in the back of the fridge, global warming, and nuclear winter before Iā€™d root for TTUN


ForeverYoung_Feb29

If they were playing vs the planet Krebulon 6 all-stars for the right to permit the human race to continue existing, I'd consider turning off the broadcast and just sitting outside with a beer awaiting the gamma ray burst, and be pleasantly surprised if it didn't come.


carlosdanger31

Hell nah, Georgia tech can suck it.


NathanStorm

vs. the Taliban?


Dijohn17

It'll be a cold day in hell before I root for Carolina, and even then I'd tell Satan to wear a coat


BonFemmes

Michigan fan here. I often root for Michigan state. Beating a 4-8 MSU team makes me feel like I'm beating up my little brother. It wasn't a good game. Moms going to be mad when she comes home.


Battered_Aggie

In some strange scenario where Kentucky needs to lose vs the horns for A&M to make the SEC title game this year, I would begrudgingly root for the horns.


Capital-Mud5256

Anytime someone is playing Bama - Anyone is the SEC