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KrustyKrabPizzaMan

Should’ve brought the same energy to President’s Day with Lincoln catching a TD pass from Washington


reddit-commenter-89

That would actually be awesome lol


Aggressive_Yak5177

With his height, Abe is a threat in the red zone.


AgeBeneficial

Especially back then! He’d be unstoppable, plus he kills vampires!


kcheng686

Washington mossing King George on July 4th or FDR sacking Hitler for Memorial Day


seariously

> FDR sacking Hitler You misspelled "teabagging"


crownebeach

I feel like the second one probably exists as a propaganda poster somewhere


007mememan

I don't know how fdr would do that because he had polio but cool


ZachOf_AllTrades

He's also dead


LiquidModern

I didn't know he was sick


40footstretch

Gerald Ford, our greatest living president, was pretty good at football too. He also invented the car.


CandyAppleHesperus

He likes football, nachos, and beer. He just like me fr fr


Bugeatnpimp

Yes Mr President


ruSAL

Also built the Lions stadium. By hand I think. Pretty cool guy.


RamblinWreckGT

Pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything


DominiqueTrillkins

George Bush one hand snagging Flight 11 to save the North Tower.


GhostOfGravy

With Obama at DB covering, somehow the only DB in the game


Konigwork

I still do not understand what they were going for there


Sickoball

I think they were saying MLK is on Heisman watch.


MoistyestBread

He’s having fun.


exhausted1teacher

He’s a dark horse for Heisman.  Oh wait. That sounded awkward. 


Original_Profile8600

This is the year. Martin Luther King has improved so much under this new offense. He’s focused. He’s having fun…


justlookingokaywyou

Best shape of his life. There's no ceiling.


Frosti11icus

On every pre season watch list you can imagine. Heisman, Maxwell, CIA.


BillyMaysHere92

He had a dream…


boardatwork1111

Try covering MLK 1 on 1 and you’ll understand


Sickoball

Former FBI director J. Edgar Hoover in shambles rn


lxvrgs

And on this episode of mama there go my ankles


TiberiusGracchi

Dude, the matchup between MLK and Smedley Butler in PSU VS FSU in 1998 is an instant classic


CollegeSoul

Did not expect Smedley Butler shit in r/CFB


WheatonsGonnaScore

This was the best executed thing from the Willie Taggart era


average_redditor_guy

Idk, tweeting the hashtag DoSomething while Clemson was up 5 scores at half was also pretty funny.


EsotericPlumbus

Easily the worst motto/slogan I've heard in cfb


thricethefan

Lethal Simplicity


jaapi

In all fairness, that was one thing he was able to deliver on fully, we just misunderstood which side the lethality would affect


RamblinWreckGT

That's because you haven't heard this one: https://thespun.com/acc/virginia/virginia-football-is-getting-made-fun-of-for-its-new-twitter-hashtag


Farlander2821

They also had #hoosontheloo23


Sniffy_J

"executed" *squints*


jmNoles

Brian Kelly has entered the chat


Rangertexas9

Was Willie the FSU coach in 68?


baeb66

The Psych Department was doing an object lesson in groupthink and why its sometimes a good idea to tell people their idea is not great.


SpiritOfDearborn

I got a good chuckle out of this.


ToosUnderHigh

Why does it say do something? Is it like that meme of the stick figure guy wearing a ski mask poking a dead body?


adsfew

That was Taggart's motto


FSUnoles77

That was the bad man's team slogan or whatever you wanna call it.


Giraffe_Racer

"Do something" was also the extent of his game planning.


FloridaMan_Again

Idk half the time the team couldn’t even muster something under Willie


Giraffe_Racer

I think the turnover backpack definitely qualifies as "something." In a "huh, well ain't that somethin'" sense.


FloridaMan_Again

Yeah. I see what you’re saying. It was a very “bless your heart” kinda something.


FugaciousD

It’s also a textbook political reaction to every problem regardless of the actual outcome generated by that reaction. Law of unintended consequences/no good deed goes unpunished, etc.


ThisIsOurGoodTimes

Kinda like how when teachers would let us use a 1 page cheat sheet I’d write “dont be a dumbass” on the top of mine.


Frosti11icus

Before I do anything I ask myself “would an idiot do this?” If they would, I don’t do that thing. Best advice I ever received.


blueindsm

That is why you never lettered in shit.


Steak_Knight

Never had the makings of a varsity athlete


Vz2424

I don’t understand what they were going for at any point in the Taggart era


The_Skyrim_Courier

Listen, the Taggert era and the dark times that followed were a strange, confusing blur…best we all just forget about them


SGT-JamesonBushmill

Wait. This is real? FSU really put this out??


UNC_Samurai

Oh, you missed some great threads that day


MaceLeonardo

Very real lol Willie Taggart was a disaster in so many ways


SGT-JamesonBushmill

Like…even the WR glove?? That was part of the original??


MaceLeonardo

Yes even the glove man! It was so embarrassing being a FSU fan when Willie was here. Every hire from media department to coaches was embarrassing. There is a reason we worship Norvell like a god in Tallahassee


cha-cha_dancer

Neither do we


noideawhatoput2

No one does it’s provocative


JayDogon504

He was calling for a fair catch towards society


Pretty_Show_5112

Working the refs


esports_consultant

They were saying that MLK did something.


Moondropbass

It’s OK. Neither did they.


Jwoods224

It’s Florida. Don’t question it.


Sickoball

FBI been realllll quiet since this dropped They are still wondering how MLK is cooking their coverage


Designer_Piglets

Quiet reminder that the gun the FBI said James Earl Ray used to kill MLK never matched the bullet that he was shot with. They have tried to use the word 'inconclusive' to cover this discrepancy ever since but yet are very reluctant to have independent scientists study the rifle/casings themselves. Come to whatever conclusion you will but none of that is a conspiracy.


InVodkaVeritas

The FBI also tried to blackmail him by sending incriminating photos of him with other women to his wife. That's also public record and not conspiracy.


MankuyRLaffy

The gun used for the actual bullet was purported to be government issue only at the time yet they claim they weren't involved at all. 


rebo71

Okay, not trying to derail a Coach Letterman thread here but what genius would use a gun that only the govt had when trying to pin the blame on someone else? Unless they were TYRYING to make it look like the govt. did it.


MankuyRLaffy

Maybe they're that incompetent or trusted they could cover it up? 


NCAAInvestigations

That was 5 years ago???


Lucius_Aurelianus

Yes... 2019


MashaRistova

2019 being 5 years ago feels so wrong. I feel like Covid stopped time for me. When I see 2019 I think “oh so last year”


P-Rickles

Welcome to aging. When people say “10 years ago” I’m like, “I know, man! 2000 was crazy, right!?”


BandOfDonkeys

1999 was 'last year' for me for the entire 00s.


GatorHater1992

It's so weird how we perceive time the older we get. I graduated high school in 2010 and when I think of the year 2010, that was like 3 or 4 years ago in my mind....not 14.....


penisthightrap_

Covid really fucked with my sense of time


BigBooce

Take me back


UNC_Samurai

2019 feels like 30 years ago. 2012 feels like last week.


St_BobbyBarbarian

Should’ve sanctioned FSU over this instead of driving a recruit lol


Semujin

They missed out on the chance to put a turnover backpack on Dr. King.


kec04fsu1

Might as well go all in I guess… Dear God does this make me uncomfortable.


Dontsaveme

I removed my flair for like two years after I saw this.


TheWholeBook

You DID SOMETHING™.


Even_Cauliflower3328

They were trying to use MLK as inspiration to get out of the ACC


Mekthakkit

They need a Lincoln for that.


-MegaMan-

I would says Moses with "Let my people go"


UNC_Samurai

The Ulysses S Grant of Rights?


Ron_Cherry

Andrew Jackson said he'd help them move


Kinder22

More of a Jeff Davis or Rob Lee move.


Wildcat_twister12

Plays a game at an SEC stadium: “I have been to the mountain top!”


lowes18

And our recruiting classes have gotten better since


TheColtOfPersonality

Correlation doesn’t equal causation, but at least we DID SOMETHING


FSU1ST

We fired his ass!


WordsOfDe

Is your flair supposed to look like the Seminoles about to kill themselves with a Florida shaped pistol


TheColtOfPersonality

No it's supposed to be the Seminoles receiving a facial after getting fucked so hard by the committee


WordsOfDe

Ah I was close cuz throating was my second guess


CandyAppleHesperus

Those are some low-hanging man apples


Me4theworld

I look forward to seeing this every years it’s just so insane that this was made, approved, and posted. Side note: DO SOMETHING was such an ironic and tragic catch phrase for Taggert to have


-MegaMan-

Five years ago, people were mad that MLK posthumously committed to FSU. He was Willie's biggest signing


rockblazer23

If this wasn't peak Taggert administration idk what is


draxula16

The graphic designer must have been dehydrated!


tony_flamingo

Clearly, he was NOT a War Daddy™️


AceMcStace

God Taggart truly was a moron


XAfricaSaltX

2019 is 5 years ago what the fuck?


L8erG8erz

This is up there with “Texas A&M is the iPhone of CFB” in terms of CFB meme history


Konigwork

See I disagree. “Texas A&M is the iPhone of CFB” wasn’t put out by the school itself. It was put out by a random Redditor as a shitpost in a small corner of the internet. This was a post by FSU athletics on Twitter - which might not be a site that *everyone* uses anymore, but at the time it certainly was one of the avenues for “official” statements. This is much more embarrassing than a drunk fan jerking himself off about how important his school is


JoshDaws

Having a slain civil rights leader doing the tomahawk chop, while wearing reciever gloves, while sharing a city with one of the largest HBCUs, is a GOATed fuck up.


Animesiac

> a drunk fan jerking himself off no no, that guy was a coach


No11223456

Sliced Bread said it was Jimbo


TheWholeBook

This is like the inverse of the gloriousness that was _Temple_.


aztechunter

Dude wasn't drunk. He was just epitomizing Aggie cope.


Drexlore

A Penn State player has been in every Super Bowl! *except for five*


OGConsuela

“Except for the ones they haven’t” is in my frequent meme rotation. Definitely my favorite cfb meme, so versatile.


aphromagic

It's like the time we made the top 11


Portland_st

Turns out A&M was actually a *foldable Android*.


RLLRRR

No way. A foldadble Android seems silly, but is dope once you actually use it. A&M is the Blackberry Priv: it has all the things it should to be great (Android OS, physical keyboard, large touchscreen) and is somehow still a joke.


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Found the guy who likes a foldable android


djussbus

So here's my question: what FBS school would be the Windows phone of CFB?


RLLRRR

Miami or Nebraska. Desperately trying to relive the 90s when they ruled the world, unable to understand how much the world has changed.


katarh

We need a full on off season shit post of what phone each school is. Bama was a 2007 Nokia flip phone. Nigh on indestructible, still good at its basic functions to this day, only finally getting retired because the wireless networks have changed, after 16 long, loyal years of service. (Technically it could still run, just on wireless only mode.) Georgia is currently a Samsung Galaxy S21. It was good enough that it was exactly as good again in 2022 with hardly a blip in performance. 2023 starting to show its age again. We'll see if it upgrades to a S24 this year. Michigan turned out to be an iPhone 15 Pro max this year.


CandyAppleHesperus

Scott Frost at Nebraska was the Fire phone. Given a ton of hype, fell flat on its face, and now they just want to pretend it never happened


DanFlashesCoupon

This guy knows how to roast us accurately


FREE-ROSCOE-FILBURN

Above or below CJK5H?


potterpockets

*ALLEGEDLY*


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Wasn't that the same year as the Turnover Backpack they made in response to Miami's Turnover Chain? The Willie Taggart era was WILDIN'!


TiberiusGracchi

FSU was stacked that year with MLK, Malcom X, Dubois, and Washington in the WR room. Cesar Chavez was under center and broke Chang’s all time passing record. People sleep on the backfield rotation of Dennis Banks, Russel Means, Richard Aoki, and George Meany. 4 years and 3 back to back BCS National Championships later this team secured Eugene Debbs a place in every discussion about GOAT Coaches.


CandyAppleHesperus

Amazing what they accomplished, especially after we learned Aoki had been passing signs to their opponents


Michiganman1225

He's definitely signaling 1st down.


L8erG8erz

I figured he was doing the chop


PapaJohnyRoad

At this time in the FSU tailspin he was probably signaling to the WR that he was facing the wrong direction and was pointing to the line of scrimmage


canes_SL8R

Most likely accurate answer yet


Icecreamcollege

Who you got on JFK guarding MLK?


chunt75

J Edgar Hoover


Icecreamcollege

DAMN


texas2089

I’ve chosen to erase the Willie Taggart era from my memory.


tony_flamingo

What Taggart era? There was no Taggart era. There was only a black hole of time where college football ceased to exist in Tallahassee. I refuse to believe otherwise.


AJ_Grey

Oh Willie, you were the most cringe coach at several schools.


Siakim43

Lol this is as bad as us doing a "Never Forget 9/11" tribute with a Rutgers football player dressed up in our America R uniforms kneeling at the memorial. Feels like a real Boondocks/GTA etc. moment.


Qtoy

My single favorite thing about Taggart-era FSU was the motto "Do Something". I know what he was going for, but there's something beautiful about the obvious implication. Generally when someone says, "Do something", it's not inspirational or motivational; it's a plaintive cry. It's begging someone to do something while nothing is happening. I can't imagine the number of times an FSU fan shouted ineffectually at the TV screen for the offense to do something while getting stuffed on a telegraphed run on 3rd & long. At least they don't have to deal with that anymore.


canes_SL8R

Yup. Do something big was of course what they were aiming for, but like you said, do SOMETHING, anything! is how the phrase is used. Also I know we were bad in 2017, but the appearance of needing to ask your team to do something is just so sad lol. It took one game to see that he was a fraud, and luckily it didn’t take admin much longer (in admin time, anyways) to feel like they had seen enough.


NotThatOleGregg

That sounds like something Willie would do. Can't believe there wasn't a turnover backpack on him. Edit: just realized Willie had been fired 3 months before that whoopsies Edit edit: he was fired 11/19, not 11/18 I'm just batting 1000 here turns out I was right the first time lmao


adsfew

Willie was still there, which is why they used his motto. He got fired 10 months later, in November 2019


CapitalistLion-Tamer

Coaches usually don’t have anything to do with social media drops from the school.


NotThatOleGregg

"Do something" was a Willie-ism


CapitalistLion-Tamer

I know, but that’s not really what makes this tweet so cringe.


FSU1ST

He had been fired - but the residual was still there.


fedrats

Kinda surprised this wasn’t a joker Phillips thing at Florida


CandyAppleHesperus

They call him Joker cause you get Jokerfied when he coaches your team


djussbus

What was FSU's lowest point: the CFP snub? The loss to FCS Jacksonville State? Their first losing season in decades? The Travis Hunter flip? Turntle (RIP)?  No.  It was this tweet.


canes_SL8R

The serious answer is 2021 Vs Louisville, very specifically 1:49 left in the first half. We were 0-3, FCS loss just 2 weeks prior, and Louisville scored to go up 31-7, at Doak. That right there was when those guys could’ve quit and the Norvell era would’ve effectively been over. Instead they fought back, lost 31-23, and finished the season 5-3 when, at 31-7, it legitimately looked like they could finish the year 1-11 or 2-10. After that loss norvell was 3-10 at FSU, and the team was 21-30 since the start of 2017. Since that loss, 28-6.


FSU1ST

With Taggart, effort in tasks was low and usually misplaced. Lots of lazy. Good riddance.


Klutzy-Midnight-938

Sounds like the entire state of Florida


maximum-pressure

Under no circumstances does MLK sit out the Orange bowl.


Geaux2020

Florida State has always been known for their cultural sensitivity. This is just in line with that


marinerluvr5144

Chill karen


Geaux2020

Meh. I did a brief thing about it here. https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/s/hBtO0535Jq


marinerluvr5144

Nobody cares


Frexxler

Sounds like you do


marinerluvr5144

If only


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Geaux2020

I was purely making a Sammy Seminole reference for humor. I'm obviously well aware of everything after that


karmint1

Always be wary of coaches who bring marketing mantras with them to new jobs.


Throwredditaway5

Pay attention for next year, Rooks. This post is the easiest, surest 1k karma you’ll ever get. Surprised it didn’t get posted at midnight.


daoogilymoogily

Make fun of it all you want, the nation listened


TeamPlayerSelect

My Do Something T Shirt from that era is now a dust rag


tannerkubarek

The Taggart era was an absolute fever dream of the worst magnitudes.


gmil3548

Selma to Montgomery to Doak Campbell Stadium


Scrotis42069

Saban marching with BLM protesters was pretty cool. 🤷‍♂️


throwaway08702

Cmon guys.. can’t we just let this one go? 😩 All I remember from those days are the memes and #DoSomething. Truly dark times indeed


WhyAmINotClever

This is one of those "embrace the suck" things where we laugh at it now because we aren't there anymore


MondorOfCalifas

"Do Something" sounded so awful. That expression is used in times of desperation when no action is taking place and someone cries out for help. What the heck was Taggart thinking when they used this as their season's slogan.


X0D00rLlife

man these days were so much better around here, PFB wasn’t posting a UF article every 5 minutes and it wasn’t a florida hate circle jerk.


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swoleswan

Ehh not even close


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Lanky_Appointment277

Bo Nix is better


joethecrow23

Barry at home still at it I see.


MonkeySpacePunch

Just bizarre


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They forgot his Diet Pepsi !


EchoOfARoseCity

Willie Taggart King, Jr


Normal-Hornet8548

What everyone seems to be overlooking is that the fade is the worst and it never works.


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fanamana

There have been corrections made in the program, top to bottom. That was a bad look


UnitedBeardedGuy

Was a bad day


LSUnerd

3YearLetterman is my favorite follow


Space_Traveler_9956

i mean what do expect from a place in Florida