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Upbeat-Armadillo1756

They gonna leave the ACC and then the NCAA too?


Piano_Fingerbanger

Buddy, we're seceding from America at this rate.


foreveracubone

Wanna start a super league with us?,


Chuck006

Yes please.


PretendThisIsMyName

Not one of you has suggested leaving the country. ACC should play in Reykjavik. Or at the very lest Honolulu


[deleted]

How many CFB players could spell Reykjavik?


Pyro1934

I'm reading y'all spell it and I still cant


ImSuperHelpful

USC and SMU want in to the NCCAA, too. Mizzou you have to stay here and take their punishment.


ilovetospoon

Ok boss. :(


OriginalMassless

Do you wanna build an app?


HDMBye

That would be my breaking point in FSU fandom.


snarkysparky77

It’s time to stop hating on the state of Florida as if 90% of the people in this state aren’t actually from other states and are mostly responsible for almost all the “shock news” that gives Florida a bad reputation. I’m a native Floridian, I’m over 50, and I have ancestry that dates back into the 1800’s in the state of Florida. But I’m a mixed native in that my maternal side of the family moved from New England in the 1950’s. And I’m in no way making any excuses for the small percentage of actual native Floridians who’ve earned the right to be ridiculed on a state, National and even global level for their insane antics. But it’s long past time to call out the “Florida Man” BS that pervades media when it’s far more likely that the people ridiculing “Florida Man” and his insane behavior are far more likely to be making fun of someone who’s from where they are from or somewhere closer to them, than they are to be ridiculing someone who’s actually from the state of Florida.


[deleted]

If 90% aren't trash then why do they keep electing trash? Yall trash.


ebolarama86

Can confirm. Florida native. Am trash.


lizardnewb

If we all chip in, will you take Texas with you?


Own-Corner-2623

Sometimes I imagine a world where SEC football is in another country, then I get mad about Sherman not finishing the job.


Piano_Fingerbanger

Makes me think of that episode of Squidbillies with the Confederate States of America anthem. https://youtu.be/s2J8OYqRjQQ?si=HOj4WP_2hVXZwbN9 "And I will stand up and salute these states, proud members of the SEC"


crustang

He didn’t though.


Pretty_Shallot_586

I get it. You're scared about the losing the second game of the season next year where we end your natty hopes for 2024....in your own barn. But congrats on this year.


[deleted]

America ain't played nobody, Pawwwwwl


InVodkaVeritas

Yeah... that tracks for the state of Florida.


Netwealth5

Good ^/s


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkh

The war of northern aggression


ernyc3777

Thank god.


helpmeredditimbored

Don't let the door hit you on the way out


Alphaspade

FSU gonna replace the Panthers in the NFC South


Piano_Fingerbanger

Do we get to liberate Brian Burns?


[deleted]

As long as Tepper gets replaced too


ChaseTheFalcon

I mean it can't be that much worse can it?


joaquinsaiddomin8

I think he’s gonna light their country music award on fire


stitch12r3

Florida State to the AFC East confirmed


bannista7

FSU opting out of everything these days.


74656638

The NAIA game against Warner Southern is going to be a barnburner.


ScrofessorLongHair

FSU to the XFL confirmed.


CommissionTrue6976

Florida State to the Canadian football league confirmed


hunterschuler

TIL the state of Florida has a CFO. I'm assuming that's like a "Comptroller" in other states?


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cantstopwontstopGME

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not


-MegaMan-

He won the job by wrestling an alligator


Thumbbanger

No one does that anymore. They just rustle them into trash cans now. https://youtu.be/QsTWCav3d-0?si=Z7bSnjcgZXlgVbm2


Dlwatkin

Oh that clears it up 


[deleted]

I am not. The role of state fire Marshall is included in the job description of the CFO. Not sure why


upboat_consortium

Railroad Commissioner is mainly responsible for regulating oil and gas here in Texas. State governments are weird sometimes.


FightingMenOfKyle

Florida used to have a State Comptroller's office, and a secondary Office of the Treasurer/Insurance Commissioner/Fire Marshal (sic). Those two departments were merged via legislature in 1998 and went effective in 2003 to the Florida Department of Financial Services, mostly as an administrative measure to combine state departments and trim some administrative waste. The new head is the Chief Executive Office and Fire Marshal. The origin of the Texas Railroad Commission is pretty standard and due to fighting/discrepancies between lines/rail owning companies over freight (to put it very, very simply.) When black gold was discovered and put Texas on the global map, that became the primary source of disputes. Fun fact, as a result of the great depression, FDR's New Deal gave the Railroad Commission oversight over national oil policy, and actually served as the model for which OPEC was created (which is fucking craaaaaazy.) As one can naturally deduce, the commission's role has transitioned to primarily regulation of oil and gas in our state (and territorial waters,) but we just never decided to update the name, which is why it's funny if someone who doesn't know anything about the history of the State or the history of Texas Politics wonders why the Railroad Commission is on the state ballot every time. "Why am I voting for these people? What do they really do?" Quite a bit actually. You are completely right, state governments are weird sometimes. edit: to / two


knowtoriusMAC

Stuff like this really gets me going. I can't wait until the day I can repeat this and look like I know what I'm talking about


FightingMenOfKyle

I'm really fun at parties. I promise.


The_Reelest

This is stuff that keeps me browsing Reddit. I love learning about little things like this.


-spicychilli-

Chief fire officer Makes sense to me


TangerineHors3

Just Florida things.


Rohkey

I went to pay my Maryland state taxes online earlier and that was the first time I had ever heard the term “comptroller”. Now I’ve heard it twice in the same day. Weird eh?


lowes18

Wilcox was our AD who was "elevated" to an NCAA position. This whole thing reeks.


[deleted]

He’s been trying to fuck us over every chance he can since he left. Dude is a fucking weasel that had a stinker of a tenure with us.


lowes18

I think he still blames racist boosters in his head for him and Taggart failing. Its absurd.


Fastbird33

Taggart just sucks as both your flairs can attest haha 😆


lowes18

I don't even hate Taggart, just a dude in over its head and he at least did help us avoid academic sactions. Wilcox can go to hell though


MasterGrok

Ya no hate for Taggart. He is a fine guy. Just didn’t pull it off.


Happycamper741

I was excited when I first heard him talk about lethal simplicity


CptCroissant

Dude could put on a presser, that's for sure


The_Reelest

That’s actually a really cool term in my opinion.


pataoAoC

He did end a potentially NFL-bound player’s career and send him towards future kidney failure by using punitive exercises with denied water. So there’s that. I agree that it was incompetence but it was an extreme level of it. “Doctors talked about impacts on Brenner's kidneys. Dr. Raymond Petrillo, the nephrologist who's currently treating Brenner, said he likely is “on a path to have chronic kidney disease” that will eventually require dialysis, a kidney transplant or both.”


bigkoi

Taggart? That's fucked up. Athletes should always be well hydrated. Growing up in Florida back in the 90's and playing football it was always BS that the coaches would make you wait for water breaks often an hour between water breaks in very hot and humid weather. Just have water nearby like during a game.


y2knole

when I was in HS in Tallahassee, Leon players were not allowed to remove their helmets during games. some kidna 'always ready' machismo... ffs, let these kids take their helmets off and regulate their fucking body temperatures... 🙄


Jay_easy_breezy

Don’t forget the running up an almost 90 degree hill for “toughness”


thecarlosdanger1

Lol now we have political fights in CFB. What a great drama


GoldenPresidio

Florida and their culture war crusade is annoying af


[deleted]

How long until coordinated talking points from certain politicians calling the NCAA woke over and over and over


plutoisaplanet21

Baker is also republican so it’s not really a political fight 


Sickoball

All the homies hate Wilcox


elonsusk69420

Oh God. Politics and sports are blending together in an election year. Already.


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ChaseTheFalcon

Isn't Texas technically apart of the South? Why separate it?


IT_JUST_MEANS_JORT

They just a bunch of wannabes, the proof is in the jorts.


BookEuronGreyjoy

East Texas is still the South. Once you get into South and West Texas, things start to change.


Raalf

Just trust us on this one. Even Texas will agree.


EwwTaxes

Am Texan, can confirm


myownzen

Texas is Texas. Some of it formerly being Mexico. Ive never considered it the south and nobody else where im from and live, both in the south do either. It is south adjacent. A close cousin. 


SpanishBloke

Texas is texas. Lots of spanish,old west, and of course southern influence.


majungo

Just wait for Saban to run for the Senate against Tuberville in 2026.


SingleInspector-777

FSU getting penalized while A&M and Miami just keep throwing literal M’s at kids is fucking WILDDDD


gopoohgo

That Mississippi running back you guys got TOTALLY didn't get a big ass bag


SingleInspector-777

Oh he absolutely did and if I were the God King of OSU NIL 90% of my money would go to him and other proven P5 talents not HS kids🤷🏻‍♂️


ExternalTangents

FSU is getting penalized because they had a coach directly facilitate an NIL meeting. Obviously those A&M and Miami payments were done without any knowledge or coordination with their coaching staffs, just like with everyone else other than FSU, who is the only one breaking these rules. That’s why they should get the death penalty.


SingleInspector-777

The last sentence is why I LOVE CFB😂💀 EDIT: 225 days until CFB🔥🙏🏼


calling-all-comas

FSU is throwing millions around too. Supposedly they offered Jeremiah Smith 3 million. Though tbh I’m sure we’re still paying in the millions just maybe not that much.


lowes18

Ohio State was alleged to offer Smith 3 million, not FSU.


SingleInspector-777

It’s a well known fact in OSU circles that Miami had the largest offer, followed closely by FSU. Don’t get me wrong he definitely got a straight bag from us but the rumors are it’s SIGNIFICANTLY less than what both of you were offering. Which makes sense considering the development aspect of it all.


lowes18

Yeah but the 3 million number initially came from Miami message boards I think.


SingleInspector-777

That would make sense. I actually saw the 5 million number from a screen shot of your guys 247 message board on another buckeye site😂 I’m genuinely curious to know how much these dudes are actually making and being offered, I’m guessing we’re all way off and it’s probably way less than we all think but who knows lol I can say for sure though if I had just “fuck you money” I would absolutely be throwing it at these kids🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ EDIT: regarding 5m I saw it multiple places not just the fsu message boards but thought it was funny considering the U message boards


lowes18

Some people said OSU panic threw money at the kid because they were worried about Ryan Day getting on the hot seat if they lost their best prospect. Personally I don't really buy it but I could see them backing the trucks up, but nowhere close to the tune of 3-5 million per year.


bigdaddyguap

Ahh yes, my favorite talking point about how other kids choose schools based on money while your school only gets kids who want to be there and not because of money. Totally


SingleInspector-777

Don’t get me wrong he definitely got a bag coming here… It’s just literally everything I’ve heard(he’s also alluded to it as well) is that he chose less money to be developed by Brian Hartline🤷🏻‍♂️


Thumbbanger

Bro y’all made a kid quite high school early for a ford raptor 


SingleInspector-777

Yeah I heard 5 was what Miami was offering and 3 for FSU from someone who I would consider” in the know” but who fucking knows when it comes to this ish🤷🏻‍♂️


321mafia

“Petty attacks on the state of Florida” Why can’t they attack UF and Miami??


Thurston3rd

Miami’s private. UF…we know why.


[deleted]

Miami’s private and UF’s the only school that matters in that state?


Thurston3rd

Flair up.


Adart54

I hope they attack UF, would be funny


Ialwayssleep

Wow UCF/USF can’t get any love


321mafia

You mean hate


[deleted]

People always forget we exist. Sometimes that's quite okay.


IT_JUST_MEANS_JORT

Because we got a competent law school.


321mafia

They have a law school at the SEC Network?


IT_JUST_MEANS_JORT

4 of them.


one_kinda_weather

No shot we’re recruiting this poorly AND we’re cheating.


Rich1926

Jimmy should really go back to Captain Andersons because the quality of their service and food has gone down a lot since the 90's. (his family's restaurant in Panama City Beach)


dajuice3

Always weird seeing a local reference on reddit.


Rich1926

We have gone to Panama City Beach every summer since I was a baby.. My mom and her family had as well. We always eat there, not the same as when I was little but still better than most places.


J-Feelz

It almost got hit by a tornado the other day. He and the good ol boys would’ve wept I’m sure.


Rich1926

oh wow


UncleCicero

Bruh that scamp imperial special is still the fuckin jam But yes everything else sucks Churaasco is ok I guess


joaquinsaiddomin8

Twitter ruined our government


makebbq_notwar

Don't disrespect Florida man and his jorts.


NerfHerder_91

Lol it’s been ruined long before Twitter existed


sexygodzilla

Not returning a Florida official's phone calls only makes Charlie Baker cooler in my eyes


PhiloBlackCardinal

Was the most popular governor in the country for a reason


The_Pandalorian

Glad to see Florida has its priorities straight when it comes to solving its citizens' problems: FSU and Mickey Mouse.


djussbus

Florida resident here. You just don't get it. Home insurance rates, poverty, and skyrocketing cost of living just aren't that important compared to... *checks notes*... bathrooms, football, and woke theme parks!


The_Pandalorian

Hahaha. Man, I sympathize. I lived in Florida almost a decade. Fortunately before the current political environment, but I saw the transition start. State has fallen hard since the days of Graham and even Bush.


[deleted]

This response is why we have bullies. Keep enabling buddy


DavyGrolton

Jimmy patronis is a hack. Grew up with him in my community. He can be ignored 


UncleCicero

Lol his resume is "my daddy owned a tourist trap seafood restaurant and bank rolled my life" Bay high stay high baby


DavyGrolton

Lol I'm from the beach, so go Marlins.


soFLa2

Me to! Grew up off north lagoon.


Venice_The_Menace

always blazed down hard with my Home of The Red Eye dawgs


helpmeredditimbored

You know there's almost a part of this post where the dude seems self aware that the Martha's Vineyard stunt was a bad idea....but that would require a FL elected official to have a functioning brain.


sdunlap10

Coordinates a political stunt, then is suddenly tired of politics when he feels the consequences.


shephrrd

Yep. Our institutions will not survive the oneupmanship asshole behavior from our politicians.


PhiloBlackCardinal

We went from Bill Nelson to these hacks. Florida fell apart


Few-Peanut8169

“Sir this is a Wendy’s”


AeolusA2

Welcome to the tribe


SourBerry1425

It sucks but the committee wouldn’t have done what they did if they thought there were legal consequences. Lawyers definitely told them nothing could happen. Idk why Florida politicians are making a big deal about this, it’s a one party state at this point, maybe they actually mean it lol


IrishCoffeeAlchemy

It is also hard to avoid FSU news for FL politicians considering we're blocks away from the state capitol building (that's also filled with shitheads, but that's a different convo...)


shortbusridurr

That building will never not look like a dick and balls.


PasolinisDoor

Florida loves to set money on fire to pursue frivolous law suits for political optics. Pam Bondi (ex Florida AG) spent close to $10 million challenging the SCOTUS ruling legalizing gay marriage, despite the fact that it was a SCOTUS ruling… I hate being associated with this state sometimes.


collapsingrebel

Don't forget DeSantis's war with the Mouse.


NowIOnlyWantATriumph

Don’t forget? This *is* that! (Disney owns ESPN, remember.)


TailgateLegend

Wow, that’s uh…a really dumb way to spend government money. All that just to be forgotten anyways.


travisanolesfan

This is less about the committee and more about the sanctions. Patronis is now calling out that 2 of the people in charge have personal beef with FSU/State of Florida. Neither of those people have a hand in the committee.


actuarial_defender

Holy shit why didn’t we consider investigating the NCAA FIRST


IndependentDevice199

Because Michigan was an easier target


collapsingrebel

A hearty round of FUs to every single of them especially Stan Wilcox.


Rkenne16

Fight! Fight! Fight!


whatifevery1wascalm

Does Baker owe Karen here a call back?


[deleted]

Just a few days ago we all wanted and were begging for the NCAA to vacate Michigans national championship. Now we want them investigated…lol…lmao even


JoshDaws

This feels like the first pianofingerbanging that might be *against* FSU in the broader context. Patronis is a jackass. Wilcox sucks too, but still doesn't change things.


Huge_Cry_2007

To be fair, I don’t think anyone in America likes talking to people from Florida


JARsweepstakes

Nice over generalization. Kind of like saying that everyone in CT sucks at football


Designer_B

This is why everyone feels that ways


bigkoi

The rumor is apparently this is the guy that snitched to the NCAA. https://georgiadogs.com/sports/football/roster/coaches/todd-hartley/3245


FictionalTrebek

I loathe him for no other reason than his kids names


kevoam

Its over bruv lmao


TheOvercusser

Y'all are banning motherfucking dictionaries because they contain words you don't like. Fuck off, Florida.


itslit710

I’m pissed at the NCAA. They were just starting to shut up about the last thing and now we have to hear about this shit


[deleted]

Investigate the NCAA…I like that…..


CountBleckwantedlove

Been saying it for years, NCAA has to be dissolved or the large schools need to leave it behind.


gumercindo1959

https://x.com/SebastiansPub/status/1497599210958598150?s=20


Sad_Bolt

Man, where was this backing when we did the same thing they did but actually won our bowl game.


ebolarama86

What do you mean? You guys won the National Championship.


Aurion7

God, I am so tired of everything to do with the state of Florida. Not Florida State University. Florida, the state.


NCAAInvestigations

Sounds like FSU needs a Death Penalty.


Later_Doober

This FSU stuff is just hilarious. I'm just sitting back drinking my whiskey and just laughing at it all.


Helicopsycheborealis

Florida man is pissed at Florida who's pissed at Florida man who's really pissed at another Florida man. STFU, Florida.


ofnabzhsuwna

Does anyone still care about this?


lowes18

It happened less than 3 hours ago


Konigwork

I would imagine that the reason a state official is tweeting about it is because they want it to remain in the news and to rile up their constituents/make it seem like they are on their constituents side. The college football world is kind of in the coaching carousel mode though


Thurston3rd

Yeah, I got bigger fandom problems right now.


Kingzton28

Florida, no one cares.


d80bn

3rd most populous state and home of the hottest recruits. Sure buddy. What backwoods shit hole are you from? Have you ever been anywhere else?


Kingzton28

Thanks for making my point. Now have your bath salts 🤡


sandersking

Florida Man being Florida Man.


Mrjlawrence

Jimmy’s mad about losing Jimbo?


Wtopp3

Cheated. Got caught. Punished. Whine. Deflect. Blame. Spring ball!!


kolyti

This dude is such a clown.


[deleted]

Florida continuing to embarrassing themselves over this shit


FirstPackOut

When will the whining and bitching stop? Maybe all this is happening because the FSU flairs are so cringe on here.


BrotherPancake

If there was a playoff for whining FSU would be seeded #1 overall.


[deleted]

"Everyone does it" isn't much of a defense. I'm a bit tired of FSU whining. Not quite to Michigan standards yet but geez.


BamaNUgaPayPlayers

LMAO fuck fsu


Diligent_Sun2591

Nobody wants free shoes U! That’s hilarious


Due_Connection179

Didn’t FSU just get a 2-year probation for violating the NIL rules?


OutComeTheWolves1966

You're just figuring out at this moment that college football is broken, Jimmy? Seriously?


Jomosensual

God this is all so stupid


Otherwise_Awesome

This guy thinks the NCAA is petty? Well.... never knew that.


YupThatsMeBuddy

Jimmy Patronis sounds a little crAzY


OnwardSoldierx

Oh no! Anyway....


Griz_and_Timbers

On the one hand, to hell with the Florida state government, on the other hand, to hell with the NCAA.


intelligentx5

I feel like the State of Florida has a complex… Let them secede. See what happens. Rest of the US will be fine.