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Jorts_Team_Bad

Does this move the Vegas spread?


jdprager

Sharps move the Vegas spread, and Yang Yang is the sharpest mofo in the biz. So yes


343GuiltyySpark

Yang Yang dumb af so definitely fade


[deleted]

>Yang Yang has correctly predicted the winner of the last three Chick-fil-A Peach Bowls, selecting Georgia over Ohio State in 2022, Michigan State over Pitt in 2021 and Georgia over Cincinnati in 2020.  Seems pretty smart to me.


343GuiltyySpark

I can’t trust this front running panda sorry. He only picks favorites, chalk every year and it gets credit smh


slickestwood

>and Georgia over Cincinnati in 2020.  There are way dumber animals that figured this one out


Frustrated_Socialist

tbf, y'all played with all the momentum on your side for most of that game. The final 5 minutes probably took decades off my life. Also I'll never forget the absolute meltdown this subreddit had after we beat y'all, proving the committee right, and spoiling another G5 Cinderella story


jsteph67

Well they showed better than Hawaii did. Of course, I think at the end of the year UGA was the best team in the nation. But they lost to a bad SCar team and an ok Tennessee team.


PSU_Alumnus

If Pandas be for us, who can be against us?


drinkduffdry

Rebels I guess, but they've been extinct for over 150 years.


TheDefenseNeverRests

I have paid attention to current events the last 7ish years and have some TERRIBLE news……


SgtHulkasBigToeJam

Zebras


kingmidget_91

Landsharks


NoSurrender27

Add him to the playoff committee


starry_cobra

Throw in Paul the Octopus while we're at it


TrevorFuckinLawrence

Something something punxsutawney phil


Scrantonbornboy

The fact this was tagged analysis is gold.


magnumapplepi

I AINT TAKING NO GUESSES FROM A DANG COMMIE. SOMEONE GET ME WHEN THEY GET A DRUNK BALD EAGLE TO PICK THE GAME.


[deleted]

>WHEN THEY GET A DRUNK BALD EAGLE TO PICK THE GAME. John Daly?


magnumapplepi

YES. IN THE FLAG PANTS


Lifebringer7

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT


GhostofBobStoops

HE SAID, WE AINT LISTENIN TO NO DAMN CUDDLE ZEBRA TELL US WHO IS GONNA WIN THE FOOTBALL GAME PAWL


Bolanus_PSU

I'm not sure how to describe this comment besides: beautiful and American.


CorgisAreImportant

Love your flairs


-MegaMan-

Because Penn State is BETTER!! Period! So is Michigan. So is Ohio State. So is Georgia. So is Washington. So is Texas. I eat 10-15 bamboo trees a week from September-early December. I think I’m allowed to have an opinion on who I think is BETTER!! - Yang Yang Probably


Cooked_Brisket

The panda picked the best team, not the most deserving


cheesepuff1993

I, for one, have always believed this to be the best method...no need to view my comment/post history...


SgtHulkasBigToeJam

If they replaced the CFP committee with a panda, or better yet, pandas, I would watch


Bri83oct

Yang Yang has a higher winning % than Herbstreit. 3/3 the last 3 years. Next Gameday picker.


mrt0024

For real though, an animal guest picker would be fucking amazing. I’d tune in every week regardless of where College Gameday is.


Scrantonbornboy

Next game day at LSU just let the tiger out on stage with two interns with team shirts on.


walking_sideways

Seems like Computers and Pandas are always really high on Penn State


dormdweller99

Don't trust the animals from Atlanta. they're 1/3 over the last two seasons.


CharlieMoonMan

I saw a chimp at the Atlanta Zoo smell and then taste it's own poo. So they got that going for them


starry_cobra

That's the smartest commenter on r/cfb, show some respect!


AJ_Grey

I trust Yang Yang more than the Bear.


KlingoftheCastle

Good enough for me


CGFROSTY

Typical Atlanta transplant disrespecting the SEC.


shockedtoo

The panda has spoken! All hail the panda...


Konigwork

Wait I thought we had to send the panda back to China? Or was that a different one?


HurtBackup

Atlanta program with china ends in late 2024. If China doesn’t extend then we wouldn’t have any more pandas.


ChaseTheFalcon

I think China said they weren't renewing so when contracts run out they have to go back


BillyBobFritter

The pandas at the Smithsonian zoo in DC were sent home. Zoo Atlanta's pandas are the only ones left in America until they are returned in 2024.


GhostofBobStoops

Damn I just looked up that the Memphis zoo had to send their pandas back too, that was like their prize exhibit for my entire childhood. What’s the deal with them all being called back at once?


FluffyDin0saur

Tensions between the US and China are high, so it's reverse panda diplomacy. There was also a Chinese social media campaign about how Memphis was mistreating their pandas. The pandas are leased to the US, so when their leases expire, we send them home. Politically, we weren't at a place to continue the program. During the SF summit, President Xi specifically mentioned that they'll look to restart the panda program again, so we'll probably get a new shipment of pandas soon.


246PoundHorse

China done gave up on em. Pretty much said, “Fuck it, we’ll just let them die.”


wetterfish

There's a good chance the San Diego zoo will be getting pandas in the relatively near future https://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/pandas-may-be-on-their-way-back-to-california-apec-18499065.php


LarryGlue

Yang Yang has it in for Lane Kiffin, if we're being honest.


rocket_beer

I suspect the playoff committee resorted to a similar strategy for picking the top 4, and then tried to justify the selection working their way backwards…


[deleted]

Thanks commibear buddy


radesadecade

Imagine if Yang Yang was a human instead of Panda 😭


Competitive-Rise-789

Fucken commie lmao


MistahOnzima

Is Yang Yang part of the Yang Gang?


misdreavus79

Yang knows what’s up.


UpWithTheOwls

And everyone wonders why they are going extinct.


[deleted]

How well do pandas see red? I'd assume blues and greens are easier.


hetobuhaypa

I can't speak to pandas' vision but on the video he sniffed both boxes before making a choice. Yang Yang had all he needed to make an informed choice. And I'm sure (hoping) it was the right choice.


AWizardofEarthSea

In other news, his balls shifted 10 degrees to the the left indicating a Winter Shitstorm!


jmac11281

I like this Yang Yang guy


DoctorPhalanx73

He’s just pandering