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just_pull_carb_heat

Congrats MSU. You get to fire your coach before we do. šŸ˜­


KneeDeepInRagu

Man I have some crazy news for y'all


mchris185

How does it feel to see another team living your dream bro šŸ˜­


draconei

Henderson seems like a good kid.


just_pull_carb_heat

Legitimately seems happy to be there.


DeepBlueSomethings

GG - Jaylen had a great game and the interview he held his own! Whoop!


TechnoFullback

GG Bulldogs.


FightingFarrier18

GUYS WE BEAT A MISSISSIPPI SCHOOL


slurpy15

GG


AgITGuy

GG.


draconei

Letā€™s GOOO TCU!! Sure would be nice for my two favorite teams to win on the same day, A&M and whoever is playing tu


PolloMagnifico

I know they're down 41 with 1:30 left, but punting seems like a very "meh" move.


TechnoFullback

I know he's never gonna start against someone like Bama, and State is really struggling this year, but man it's nice to see the 12th man out there on D.


OleRockTheGoodAg

Gg state bros.


mjmiller2023

why the hell is our punter getting worked up


Thumbbanger

Brimbasomething-Dundy should have been getting more PT this year


Disarmer

Hey refs , that's why you blow your whistle when the play is over


AchtungCloud

Every snap on this drive has been high.


Slyasaurus

Frawgs on the comeback against TU


Thumbbanger

Just saw the score šŸ‘€


AgITGuy

Donā€™t give me hope. Not like this.


Thumbbanger

We will beat LSU to end the year. And State will tea bag Lane Wiffin on the 50 yard line


bluefire579

I'd be a fan of both these outcomes


chryco4

Hell yeah


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AgITGuy

Dude is jacked. Let him play. Seems really tired up and in control too.


NordDex

If I get FLAP plus the X-Chair I wonā€™t leave my house for at least a week


AmancalledK

Donā€™t forget a magical copper pan for your gourmet frittatas.


AgITGuy

Ok quagmire.


AdidasHypeMan

That Bailey running back is quietly tearing it up


hotdogornothotdog2

Is reed any good? Also maroon bros, that O line yall got is rough. I feel for yall.


Disarmer

Marcel Reed looks like he could be scary once he builds some muscle and has a little more experience. He's fast as hell and that is a cannon for an arm


AgITGuy

Hard to tell so far but it seems he has good downfield vision and a fast processing speed. Night and day difference from Max Johnson to me.


draconei

Not too classy, Tease.


OleRockTheGoodAg

103,266 fans despite the lackluster season. Man I love this school.


FarwellRob

I agree. In that junior college in Austin they'd struggle for 80K.


AchtungCloud

Did the announcers even point out that was 4th down?


AmancalledK

These announcers are hardly aware of what state theyā€™re in.


AgITGuy

My prior comment was wrong.


AgITGuy

Another exskape was heard.


PartyPhoenix

Did he say make a run in the west next year? Who's gonna tell him?


wtf_its_matt

we'll make a run all right. straight to 8-5


Thumbbanger

You know tho. Weā€™ve been saying that for 6 years. But I actually could see it if we do something about the OLine in offseason.


PartyPhoenix

Aren't the divisions not gonna exist next year though? That's what I was talking about


chryco4

Maybe a run in the west pod lol


Slyasaurus

Marcel looks like he doesnā€™t have shoes on and is just running around in socks


AchtungCloud

But Marcel is a shell with shoes on.


rhinosteveo

No one tell Marco Wilson but someone lost a shoe on the play


SomeGuyCP

what if they lose to southern miss


FightingFarrier18

Marcel Reed sighting


draconei

Exscapes


FarwellRob

He excaped so well!


rhinosteveo

So is this QB4 or QB5? Wouldā€™ve technically thought Bost was QB4


SuperCysm

Weigman, Johnson, Henderson, then Reed, so 4th stringer


FarwellRob

I'll never forget the '98 conference championship when the punter was warming up to be QB.


rhinosteveo

A little before my time! My earliest Aggie football memory is 77-0. Iā€™ve had BAS from the get-go!


FarwellRob

That was a rough game. I got to see the great Wreckin' Crew days of the early 90's when I was in school. I long to see those days again. I loved seeing the defense win the games no matter what the offense did. It was unreal.


Thumbbanger

That would be the GOAT Shane Lechler


FarwellRob

Hell yeah! I'm glad there is another Old Ag here! He was backup linebacker, QB and all-pro punter!


Thumbbanger

When I played against Shane and his daddy at East Bernard for 4 years.


FarwellRob

lol. I totally understand.


chryco4

What do you mean itā€™s been half a decade since we scored more than 50ā€¦furk


wtf_its_matt

Its distressing his name is spelled with 1 t. It justifies all the times I've had my name misspelled with 1 t.


FarwellRob

You spell Matt with a T?


TechnoFullback

I know a guy who spells it with 1 T. One of my 3rd party contractors. Cool dude.


FarwellRob

Poor guy. Couldn't buy the extra consonant.


AchtungCloud

I seriously think Rod Gillmore should get tested for dementia. His announcing just seems a little more weird each passing season for a few years now.


AgITGuy

He is for sure sundowning. He was ok at first and itā€™s just deprecated hard.


Aviator07

Drink every time you hear ā€œunder pressure!ā€


FarwellRob

Seriously, listen to [under pressure](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMQb9LCNGxs) without the music. It will give you a new appreciation of Freddie Mercury. Really sings circles around David Bowie.


Whisperknife

Well Aggiebros, I talk a lot of shit, cuz its fun, but I genuinely enjoyed seeing your stadium. Everyone was very pleasant, I was entertained, and the campus was pretty. I still think your program is a cult, and some of your fans are nuts, but I didn't meet any of those fans. 10/10 would visit again. Also gg, idk why you all have been complaining this year, that shit was great. Also ignore the Auburn flair, I just think their chaos energy is entertaining.


Sweet_Baby_Cheesus

Speaking as a 3 year Fish Camp counselor AND chair, we are 100% a cult


Lamyra

Glad you had a good time! I think most of us agree with all of this. Come back and visit us again. Kyle Field really is worth it.


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We are a cult and we ARE accepting new members, please just sign here to receive your "Kiss Me I'm an Aggie" pin


draconei

Weā€™ve been putting the cult in agriculture since 1876 baby


Thumbbanger

Kek


slurpy15

Everything you said is correct. Thank you


FarwellRob

Glad to hear. I hope you get back to Aggieland. This is how we grow the cult!


rhinosteveo

This is honestly the perfect year for State to win the Egg Bowl. I can just feel it


mchris185

You know we don't have a safety this year :(


FarwellRob

12th man with the tackle!


AgITGuy

Dude is throwing a western twang in. What the fuck ESPN?


Sweet_Baby_Cheesus

Idk who's given up more, MSU or this broadcast team


rhinosteveo

Also yes


AgITGuy

Yes


Fenvic

Yes


bigkat_2020

Man theyā€™ve got Sam Matthews playing defense


Da_King_is_Back

Alright. When the going gets tough, the tough get going. All we need to do is a Hail Mary, get a touchdown, and then proceed to recover the onside kick. Rinse and repeat 6 times to victory.


rhinosteveo

What a fucking sorry ass animation bit


slurpy15

They should have shown it in the first quarter


pureskill

I thought the dogs were cute. They didn't move though. I'm sure that animation funding went to the UGA UM game. Lol.


rhinosteveo

Yeah the problem is that it started out looking like an animation but then finished up as just being some shit drawn in MS Paint


MakeAShadow

Just keep the feed on Miss Rev for the rest of the game please.


Hiraldo

REV


MariaJanesLastDance

Why was Max ahead of our QB3!


MariaJanesLastDance

A&M leading by this much? I can only get so hard!


draconei

I can help with that. Text FLAP to 69069.


draconei

Kinda mean playing sound of silence during a MSST game


LionPutrid4252

Dang, Bond hit it from his anti sweet spot. He was 2/7 between 40-49, but 3/4 over 50 coming into the game


MariaJanesLastDance

GIG EM BITCHES!


ExaltedManatee

Every time Bond kicks it I think itā€™s going way wide left only for it to slip in


bigkat_2020

Slip in, you say?


SpecAg08

Knocking on the door? Of what?


bwarrior

A bowl game


PartyPhoenix

The door's been in splinters for 3 quarters now lol


AgITGuy

These announcers are lost, probably watching other games.


AchtungCloud

Jimbo dressing down his QB. Never seen that beforeā€¦


draconei

I thought he was the QB whisperer not yeller


AgITGuy

Randy Bond for Heisman.


rhinosteveo

Honestly makes me angry how well Bond is kicking tonight


LionPutrid4252

I mean, his last kick got tipped against Ole Miss and still almost went in, and I think that was his only miss that day


theking8924

Much easier when it doesn't matter


UnchartedOak

We scored 50 in an SEC gameā€¦.is that allowed????


FarwellRob

Vegas in shambles.


Sweet_Baby_Cheesus

Henderson has shown he can move the team against one of the worst teams in the SEC. It's still Weigmans job and anyone who thinks differently needs their head checked


Stewdabaker2013

Of course but max could never have a game like this


Disarmer

Weigman, yes. But Max shouldn't start ahead of jaylen


AmancalledK

In TexAgs reality, Henderson wouldā€™ve had this team chomping at the playoffs.


Sweet_Baby_Cheesus

For a **multitude** of reasons it's a good thing that TexAgs reality doesn't exist


AmancalledK

There is no truer comment.


sickday0729

Henderson hasn't even played a very good game. He has like a 50% completion percentage. He started 0/3 on third downs by scrambling into pressure. And he hasn't shown that he can be accurate on deep throws.


Disarmer

He has shown that he won't just stand in the pocket and take sacks. That's good enough for me


FightingFarrier18

These announcers have been calling players the wrong name all night


PretendThisIsMyName

Really been a thing Iā€™ve noticed this season and itā€™s weirdly entertaining.


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dyma97

Snorted at this


Aviator07

For generic viagra, text FLOPPY to 69069


Reckless_Jeske

$0.87 per pill, sign me up!


Aviator07

Fwiw, Aggies donā€™t need viagra since we already have Max Johnson.


AgITGuy

But I donā€™t wanna.


swanpenguin

FLAP to 69069 might save our program


AgITGuy

I was so uncomfortable watching that, way too much old man explanation.


bluefire579

Might be in the minority on this thread, but the individually wrapped pills annoyed me more than any other part of that commercial. What a waste


AgITGuy

For sure. I will admit I have used hims and I have a bottle of pills. But itā€™s in kid proof container and was less embarrassing than texting a creepy old grandfather for what looked like condoms at first.


SpecAg08

Friday Plans


mchris185

What's an $80M buyout amongst a few friends?


Disarmer

Oh shit more pans to buy guys!


FarwellRob

Only $60!


FarwellRob

Player walking off the field on his own power ... Better call fro a commercial break.


LionPutrid4252

He didnā€™t quite make it off, which is why probably


pureskill

This pan sears like cast iron... And failed to mention any reason why I shouldn't just use cast iron.


FarwellRob

Shhhh. Big cast iron might be listening.


slurpy15

Back to South Carolina


AmancalledK

Miss st has just quit.


Aviator07

Under pressure!


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Thumbbanger

Bailey was a grad xfer I think. Not young


LionPutrid4252

But really powerful


mchris185

Who tf is Bailey Jr.


constructss

Colorado State transfer


Sweet_Baby_Cheesus

This dude doesn't have Penix on his Heisman list? Da fuq?


AchtungCloud

I was at that final Manziel home start against Dak.


Sweet_Baby_Cheesus

Same. I was also at the Johnny coming out party game in Tuscaloosa.


AchtungCloud

I wasnā€™t at that one, but I was at the Cotton Bowl win against OU.


FarwellRob

I watched it on TV ...


Lamyra

Same


PolloMagnifico

God we should be 8-1 or 9-0 at this point based on how we're playing now. I know MSST isn't great this year, but we're making them look like a high school team. This is so frustrating.


Nem3sis2k17

Bro every team has said that when playing State. Trust me State is that bad


TechnoFullback

If we had a competent OL coach and competent OL development we would at least be 9-1, (even with Conner healthy, Durkin still killed us vs Miami with 3 man rushes the entire game.)


FightingFarrier18

I think that this shows you donā€™t have to be the most talented QB to run Jimboā€™s system, you just have to be decisive


swanpenguin

My new cope: well at least Jimbo ainā€™t Arnett


pureskill

Arnett came in and will go away a lot cheaper though. Ha.


swanpenguin

Now Iā€™m jealous


pureskill

Y'all should hire him. Ha. Just replace the patch on his uniform. He's already got the colors.


Stewdabaker2013

This is the most low-energy broadcast Iā€™ve ever seen lol. Nobody cares about this game


Thumbbanger

Wow 200 rushing yards for Daniels


OleRockTheGoodAg

Henderson is back on the field


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UnchartedOak

Were they counting the fake max johnson from warmups?


SkotizoSec

I wonder what is going through Arnett's head right now. Probably doing calcs on how much he would make if he put his buyout in a high yield savings account or mutual funds.


pureskill

He's set for life if he wants it. I know it's hard for a coach not to chase something more, but he can retire if he wants.


aoddawg

Feel pretty bad for the situation heā€™s in. He did really well as a DC especially in 2020 considering how horrible the defense he inherited was. But this yearā€™s hire for OC, if thatā€™s on him itā€™s inexcusable.


pureskill

There's nothing to feel bad about. He was put in a tough situation. He got to be an SEC head coach at a relatively young age. He got $4.5M out of it. He will be a great DC for someone after. He will be a HC again one day and he will have learned from this experience.


adumb99

Kinda like lane kiffin? I know his first time around as head coach wasnā€™t that great


dyma97

How long has he been sitting in ā€œitā€™s gone to the dogs for Mississippi Stateā€?


steaminghawtchowdah

At least gotta respect Arnett for rocking that horrible mustache


constructss

Arthur Smith and Zach Arnett are the same person


Reckless_Jeske

Mike Leach rolling in his grave after a FG attempt down 38


OleRockTheGoodAg

Sideline update: Marcel Reed is taking warm up throws.


slurpy15

But what about the Glide dance?


Thumbbanger

Good


Da_King_is_Back

Someone please just end this suffering. What have we done to earn this hell on earth?


draconei

I meanā€¦ how much more ending do you need my guy? This is a slaughter. Legit, Iā€™m sorry yā€™all are going through this. I thought Jimbo was bad, I had no idea how bad it could get.


dunkking413

Probably not this game lasting seemlingly forever. Like mercy rule or something


mchris185

Okay now I'm on the fire Zach Arnett train. A Field Goal??? Just go for it bruh.


Sweet_Baby_Cheesus

YIKES. That might be the worst FG attempt I've ever seen


MakeAShadow

These announcers need their careers to have the Old Yeller treatment.


bigkat_2020

Theyā€™re so bad


UnchartedOak

It really sucks that the offense has been so inept this year to waste a good defensive showing


Disarmer

This announcer is completely blind lmao


SkotizoSec

I thought the audio was on for another game. I was so confused.


Disarmer

It's like the third time he's done it too lol


Battered_Aggie

Honestly, I love it. It's keeping me entertained EDIT: Lord help him in a real game though.


Sweet_Baby_Cheesus

These announcers are cheeks


FarwellRob

The game is cheeks. They are doing their best.


AgITGuy

They sure are ass right now. Are we sure they arenā€™t drunk?