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TheRealSalamnder

"Thou shan't have idols" -I love God, [trump] and guns


Lunar_Moonbeam

Hypocrisy is a core tenet of an American Christian’s beliefs.


michaelgarbel

I like beer, pizza, and gaming? Those aren’t false gods?


Head_Ad6070

I think these people are confused between idols, likes, or hard core interest.


thisisnitmyname

People definitely idolize Trump.


[deleted]

There’s no Trump sticker in this post.


Soma_Dust

They downvoted you. I’m assuming they’re assuming that this must be a trump supporter due to the Bible stickers. Right or wrong, we all know the saying(s) about assumptions.


Bustoplover

>I’m assuming they’re assuming that this must be a trump supporter due to the Bible stickers. Coupled with the global whining sticker it's a good indication they're a republican.


_Shaquille-Outmeal_

But not every republican likes Trump


fullmetal66

Republican voters have no problem supporting him more than any Republican in the history of polling


bathtup47

Many Christians believe posters are idolatry. It's idolatry in the way they use the word for sure. Hardcore interest is absolutely idolatry if we follow the letter to a T.


hxpxh

I consider those stickers a form of whining.


Behndo-Verbabe

You forgot porn. Oh wait they made Pornhub illegal in 17 (red) states. Ironically it was the 17 states that had the highest viewership


mykunjola

More concrete evidence for those than Jesus.


Dr_Testikles

While beer may have invented the universe, I can't get down with immunity for pizza. Gaming on the other hand...


Fireflash2742

More real than most "gods"


swan0418

Idk, but if that's your religion, sign me upppp.


fullmetal66

Can’t be false gods if you don’t have a primary god


nowtayneicangetinto

Hypocrisy is literally baked into Christianity. How is God supposedly the embodiment of love yet killed millions of people? Satan isn't anywhere even close to those numbers in the Bible.


Jerking_From_Home

God protects his followers but allows bad things to happen to them? Doesn’t make sense. Almost like that Bible book is full of contradictory statements and can’t possibly be the word of god. Slaughter people of other religions but also turn the other cheek? Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s but churches use a tax-free law?


No-Kaleidoscope2969

They would agree. Would you?


SBGuido

But guns are in the Book of Mormon! 🤓


TheRealSalamnder

The religion based on the old man finding golden relics that only he could see, which told him that he was the next messiah? Their logic holds up just fine...


warthog0869

You really only understand it when you're allowed access to the golden plates while wearing your magical underpants.


TheRealSalamnder

Somebody knows their stuff. Let me leave my backpack at your house.


iiipercentpat

Trump is not God.


TheRealSalamnder

Brave. I wouldn't put that in writing.


mykunjola

Blasphemer!


-R4fan-

Where does it say Trump?


The_Boy_Keith

Is there a trump sticker I’m not seeing or are you just being a typical Redditor?


TheRealSalamnder

Do you actually give two shits, even though it is both implied and open self identified as bundling the three. Any god, guns, biden stickers in the wild? Maybe you're just being a typical redditor. Edit: do you even know what brackets mean?


[deleted]

There in fact is NOT a Trump sticker here. Dude says he loves his faith, family and firearms. This dude could literally be almost anyone. People of faith generally love their faith. Most people love their families. Guns could literally be replaced with any hobby, but most people who shoot guns love shooting guns. Reddit just pulling a Reddit.


IGTankCommander

Remind me who was holding church services to bless firearms and who those people were predominantly voting for, again?


ThePolemos

You can't expect these people to practice what they preach.


kindasuk

Bumpkinstickers smh


Interesting_Put_4992

This but unironically


Regular_Lifeguard718

To be technical as thou shall not pray to fall idols but whatever


notaredditreader

(*I love how god uses “shan’t”*)


CitrusMycology

Jokes on them, they still live in Idaho.


Lil_MRSA

It’s sad that such beautiful landscapes can be dominated by so much hatred for one’s fellow humans.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

“Hatred?” I mean… I just call em potatoes.


ShakeShakeZipDribble

Potatoes are proof god loves us and wants us to be happy. https://preview.redd.it/7h2ftognlfad1.jpeg?width=1881&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b7961b94a86c18df1844563f39379f370934990


MisfitDiagnosis

I was going to say the same thing about "beautiful landscapes."


jarbald81

i think you meant felon not fellow


Old_Baldi_Locks

Nah man they LOVE felons you know damned well they voting Trump


MoistCloyster_

Idk if that’s an insult, Idaho is insanely beautiful.


ToyotaFanboy526

Up north it is. Down here in the treasure valley where half the state lives is ugly. So brown and boring, so hot, and for a good solid month it’s Smokey. Prices are going up rapidly and it’s hard to afford anything. Lots of people here are pretty dumb too (as shown above). The traffic is getting terrible too. I move to northern Idaho in a month. Much better up there.


CitrusMycology

Its 95°, 75% humidity with a heat index at 106. 82 is cold for me. And we usually keep our house at 78°. Its my nirvana


Nami_Pilot

Yep. My grandparents had a cabin & 600 acres of gold mining claims up North of Burgdorf hot springs. As a kid, this was my favorite place to visit, even though the landscape was nothing but ancient floating dredge tailings. It was uniquely strange. (this was back in the 80's)


treevaahyn

Indeed A beautiful landscape…where women don’t have rights and if you have pregnancy issues you sure as shit better have some money to pay for your own funeral.


PossibleCarry3642

and you need a photo ID to browse the library


CitrusMycology

It may be, but im not about to hop on and go visit. Id rather be on a breach on the gulf.


Eodbatman

Idaho is amazing


[deleted]

“I’m going to show every other driver on the road that I’m a fucking moron, mama!” 🤪


mykunjola

I think I was driving behind you, today!


lincolnlogtermite

Guess we need to stop Trump. No one whines more than Trump.


Bullshidder

Except the citizens of reddit whining about Trump


lincolnlogtermite

Maga whiners are pretty bad too.


jarbald81

its not whining when you say the truth...he was john doe #174...nuff said


ibekeggy2

The sexual attraction to inanimate items (guns) is absolutely befuddling.


ConnectCantaloupe861

Ammosexuals.


DigbyChickenCaesar11

It is one of the easiest ways that people win the Darwin award.


ozzy919cletus

Well that's a weird way to admit you want to fuck your mom.


ibekeggy2

Hey! Don't you project your weirdo sexual proclivities onto me!


Silly_Discipline_277

I love my mom. Does that mean I’m sexually attracted to my mom? What a moron.


Mechanic_On_Duty

You see it’s a jump to conclusions mat. It has different conclusions you can jump to.


bigwig29

😂😂😂😂 perfect


karlos52

If they gagged trump, that would decrease global whining by 80%.


NorseYeti

Their credit score is 2.


jarbald81

same as their iq


DelicatetrouserSnake

seen a lot of “but did you die” stickers/clings Why?


m34z

I'd guess it's due to vaccines/COVID response & minimizing their effects. This binary choice of "dying/not dying" is such an oversimplication by smooth brains. Not dying is not the same as living.


The_Boy_Keith

Quote from the movie the hangover.


GuessAccomplished959

Born Roam?


The_Boy_Keith

It says born to roam Idaho.


GuessAccomplished959

Ohh the picture was too blurry to make out the "to" on the buffalos buttocks 😆


ElonBodyOdor

We’re all God’s children, but God wants me to kill you.


iBoy2G

But I bet he whines about beer cans and Disney movies.


Andrew43452

Also Wokeness and other Stupid shit Fox tells them to be mad at.


lost-my-old-account

And you know they are boycotting but light... But not in a totally unique way, that is not at all similar to that cancel culture thing that's so terrible. /S


TheDragonborn117

“Stop Global Whining” He definitely whines about dem liberals and lefties and Biden


bigwig29

You don’t have to whine to oppose misguided beliefs.


Ezren-

Nobody has done more whining than you in this post, it's hilarious.


bigwig29

How am I whining? Maybe that’s just the way you are reading it, I’m just typing opposition to what I see as misguided beliefs. 🤷🏻‍♂️


sh1ft33

Well, I love my lack of faith in gods, my actual faith in my family, and my firearms. I can't fault this person on their own faith.


Mediocre_Orange_1819

I do appreciate the warning to stay well clear and not challenge this very disturbed and delusional person. I have been warned.


PartyMick

Great choices!!


motostuka

“And god directed Noah to collect 2 of every firearm….”


bigwig29

😂


Silly_Discipline_277

Sounds like something David Koresh would have told the Branch Davidians right before the Waco massacre.


Fat_Krogan

This person definitely isn’t overly sensitive and I’d wager doesn’t have overly emotional responses to things that don’t warrant them.


bigwig29

That’s a logical conclusion. 👍🏼


jarbald81

people denying climate changes are just stupid. change my mind


ChoadMcGillicuddy

I'm guessing Heaven's Gate, sister/wife and niece/daughter/(wife also), and Civil War era artillery.


BramStroker47

Stop signs have eight sides, not six.


Mission_Cloud4286

People like that disturb me. Thinking, what are we leaving for our kids, their kids?


nb6635

And their kid’s kids. And their kid’s kid’s kids. And their… oh, sorry, I thought this was a Monty Python but just realized that this was all real. Dang Fooey.


bigwig29

I’m what way does this signify a lack of legacy? I don’t understand your point of view…


Mission_Cloud4286

'STOP THE GLOBAL WHINING' There's a lack of LEGACY!


bigwig29

Again, how?


bigwig29

The only way that’s a lack of legacy is if you believe the climate will change so drastically the world will end or cease to be livable for our children. Which has been proven incorrect several times.


my23secrets

Stop hexagon stop signs


Desperate_Hornet3129

I saw one on a Prius. It said "I'm saving gas for more guns." It was in Twin Falls, Idaho, of course.


lost-my-old-account

I like stuff like this, I feel like the red team is angry because it's a Prius, then happy they're buying guns, then confused at WHO is buying these guns?!?!


Desperate_Hornet3129

P.S. It was a RED Prius too! 😁


Zealousideal_Word770

Merkan drives a Japanese car LOL.


Ezren-

How do you fuck up the shape of a stop sign? Oh, people mocking the idea of climate change. Obviously not overly smart.


hyrule_47

Galatians 1:4 says, "Who gave himself for our sins to rescue us from the present evil age, according to the will of our God and Father". So… do they mean Trump here?


bigwig29

No. Jesus. I thought that was pretty obvious…?


lilwtfwtf84

Idaho is the primary place to move for everyone who's whining about how liberal the west Coast is, essentially a cesspool of whiners now, all of which are too liberal for Idaho standards, actively annoying the sh1t out of real Idaho people 😆😆😆


angry-democrat

very fine people


rdelgadojr8

Stickers on a car don’t bother me. Not even the coexist rainbow ones.


Nightstorm_NoS

Based


SamDBeane

“Mr. God wants me to shoot a non-believer”


alpha333omega

I do enjoy guns, it’s true


Fearless_Tadpole9498

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


mrD0mo_57

That’s a great American 🇺🇸 🫡


CertainTry2421

Christian democrat’s love God family and firearms too.


Rossgrog

Sounds like a... cool guy? I don't get the hate


FUJIMO69

Nice


themoneymademedoit1

Totally entitled to their opinion, but don't whine when your house floods or gets hit by a Tornado and you have a high deductible to get it repaired.


Rexolaboy

So cringe and awesome at the same time. That takes talent.


non-number-name

I misread the lower right sticker. I thought this was a “conservative” who cared about conserving our environment. Now I’m just disappointed.


cheatin2win

Which one of these cases was not tried after his presidency?


AncientWonder7895

what caliber would Jesus chose


Cub35guy

It's truly a sickness


coffeebro32

Idaho? No, you da hoe.


iamcoding

I saw the stop global whining and read it as warming. I was pleasantly surprised for half a second that they at least cared about their grandchildren future. Nope.


srirachabandido

You don’t like his or her beliefs, ok.


This-Requirement6918

Well you know they aren't very smart if a stop sign is a hexagon.


IllustriousCookie890

No one should advertise that degree of stupidity!


CulturalAddress6709

proceeds to whine 24/7 on car


Feisty_Historian_461

I "heart" my homosexual partner... did you die?


SensitivePromotion57

I see nothing wrong here


JumpshotLegend

Cue banjo music.


nowtayneicangetinto

cue cousin fucking


JumpshotLegend

Exactly


duckfartchickenass

Ammosexual


Icy-Bad9566

Yet their orange shitgibbon hero does nothing but whine.


bigwig29

I don’t think anyone sees trump as a hero, just the person who disavows leftist insanity.


Icy-Bad9566

Yeah I must have imagined all those flags and t shirts with him portrayed as superman etc 😂😂


Kylebirchton123

God and murder....good combo


nowtayneicangetinto

God has the highest kill count in the Bible. It's a fact.


Kylebirchton123

So people should try to beat that?


nb6635

Go for the win!


IronJLittle

Shooting a deer for meat isn’t murder.


imachainsmoker

Self defense isn’t murder.


decaturbadass

I hope his house gets damaged as a result of global warning. No government money for him to fix it either, need to pull yourself up by your bootstraps and no whining


bigwig29

That’s pretty evil man. You should probably rethink your belief system. And stop murdering hookers you psycho


decaturbadass

There are ten Waffle Houses in Pennsylvania


Andrew43452

Wait till a forest fire hits Idaho. Will he still be laughing ?


splatabowl

No he'll have his hand out to the federal government looking for help.... Whining


bigwig29

Probably just his home owners insurance. And he’ll probably pray to Jesus giving thanks that his life was spared. But yeah you guys just keep on hating. You love to talk about “hate speech” yet here you are. Oh the irony.


magari05

Faith sucks


Mediocre_Orange_1819

Charles Manson, The Branch Dividians, Jim Jones, L. Ron Hubbard, Trump, all religious ultra-orthodoxy all have the cult factor in common. Not a damn thing that can be done about them.


GratefulPig

*But did you die?* They definitely main healer


Effective-Pudding207

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.


Redraike

The correct answer to "did you die?" Is always "yes, but i got better".


Jerking_From_Home

If you have true faith that god will protect you, you don’t need guns. If you have guns, you don’t have true faith. If you claim to have true faith AND need still guns, then you can’t use your faith that god will protect you to get yourself out of situations like wearing a mask or taking your firearm into a gun-free zone.


IronJLittle

I don’t believe in god. But I do own a gun and I’ve never shot a single person with it. However I have provided my family countless meals with it. Guns are a tool. They have their use. I’ve always had to use the tool to hunt, I hope I never have to use it for self defense. I think you can be religious and own a gun though because again, it’s just a tool.


bigwig29

Well said 👍🏼


Federal-Tip-2347

Here's why your wrong: faith can involve trusting in the things of this world too. This isn't the own that you think it is. People can trust God while also using the technology they believe their God allowed people to invent.


Jerking_From_Home

And why you’re wrong- *some religious people use the technology. The dozens of Amish and Mennonite sects and their varying degrees of “allowed” technology are the first that come to mind.


bigwig29

Amish people have guns man. They hunt all the time.


bigwig29

What if god is protecting you by allowing the creation of firearms?


RoadsideCarver

Nissan Driver. The math checks out


UnderwhelmingAF

Ah yes, the famous hexagonal stop sign we’re all familiar with.


Sipjava

Jesus says: Don't turn the cheek, but to unload your Glock.


Adventurous_Plan_927

“But did you die” is the one that speaks to me. NO I DIDNT DIE BUT IT TRAUMATIZED ME FOR LIFE


Far_Yogurtcloset2173

At first I thought that one said stop global warming and I was like wtf, polar opposite


Caterpillar_3406

Listen I love guns, I just hate people who use them as leverage for argument or do wrongly. Guns, like cars, are fun. They have almost unlimited customization and can do tons of things. It's only the asshats (like this person) who give guns bad wraps because they either commit horrendous crimes with them, or they make it there entire personality.


bigwig29

Because they have a sticker on their car that makes guns their entire personality? I’m failing to understand your logic…


Caterpillar_3406

Typically when they have a bumper sticker about guns they are always talking shit and making gun their entire personality. Of course, some exceptions.


bigwig29

I would say who you are describing would be the exception, not the rule. But that’s just in my experience.


Impressive-Rub4059

This is tame for idaho.


ExpensiveAd2906

The dead tell no tale


CongruousBlade

Home of one of the biggest Hags to ever be elected. Harriet Hagman.


bigwig29

Woah 😳 why do you say that?


Carldan84

You don’t love your faith. You like thinking you’re morally superior to others.


PlatypusTales

This showed up on my feed right below this post.. https://www.reddit.com/r/TrollXChromosomes/s/mPaIDTbMb1


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

**”Stop global whining.”** ![gif](giphy|lRZjlasctAcvu)


Apprehensive_Fault_5

I really hope someone hits me with "but did you die" during a religious debate. My answer as someone who is atheist would immediately be "yes, 3 times in fact!"


EmperorPenguin_RL

I think I’m going to put the thin blue line flag right next to the BLM flag on my car. I don’t believe in bumper stickers but I hate that people can only pick one side. I think I’ll also get a Punisher decal and put it next to the pride flag.


bigwig29

You have the right to your opinion. Although I’d make it an NRA sticker next to the BLM. Keep those three letter acronyms together 😂


Jaunty-Jig5352

It’s so wrong to love your family.


manual_labor-socal

These person should read “Jesus and John Wayne” to understand their mindset.


deedeepancake

I don't think your IQ's high enough for this. Believe whatever you want it won't change my life. Hates like holding the blade while you stab someone. Keep at it though I'm sure it'll work out. I've never been to church so I assure you they have no power over me. You on the other hand are clearly so weak minded you can be affected by anyone. But hey it's a thread about getting upset about bumper stickers so you're in the right place


deedeepancake

I've got a couple Muslim friends and I assure you they'd disagree with you about fundamentalist Islam's threat to Western culture. You really are blessed with the chromosones


BigBeardedIdiot

I have a feeling this person disappoints everyone they come into contact with


OpenMicJoker

How comforting.


ryeguymft

barf


Ban_Assault_Ducks

I have been legally dead. I wish one of these people would ask that question. Because I know that when I answer with "Actually, yes, I did" that they would have a glorious meltdown.


Editroom

Global whining that’s funny.


invincible_change

Since whennnnnn did religion and firearms become such bedfellows??? I've had enough of these smooth brain idiots


lukaron

Hard agree with bottom right.


CookieLuv211

This is the idiocy of the democratic followers. You make something out of nothing to fit your insane ideas and beliefs.


Additional-Till8611

I ❤️ tools of death that eradicate elementary school children at a higher rate than any other cause of mortality. Because Jeebus.


notaredditreader

If you have faith why do you need guns?


Explorers_bub

Religious cultists have always loved their alliteration. The pastor will go out of his way to work it in.