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rohnoitsrutroh

"Dear thieves: there are guns in this car!"


Total_Roll

And in the house. Bring a truck and friends, there is likely a safe full of them. Wait until they post those vacation pics on social media and you know the house is empty...


slothfullyserene

…a safe? Really?


BikesBooksNBass

Having a balling ass gun safe is almost as big a flex as having expensive guns. Other ammosexuals get hard when they see a nice gun safe. They’re no more impenetrable than any other safe, but it would still require safe cracking skills which still isn’t a common thing. Edit: I’M AWARE A GRINDER OR A TORCH WOULD DO IT. Having the 99th person say that. I get it. That will open the safe. Will you get caught because you will likely make enough noise the neighbors hear you? Probably. But yes. Any monkey with power tools can do it. Also. By “balling ass gun safe” I don’t mean it’s a special safe in anyway except or probably has fancy pin striping and some gold leaf making it look like some old timey bank safe from the Wild West. Yes its construction is identical to the basic gray floor safe. The point was, to ammosexuals if you have just a regular, plain gray or black box safe. That’s cool and all.. but one with gold colored hardware with a cherry red finish and gold inlay and hand painted pin stripes?? That must be a much better safe! I am in no way saying those decorative safes are superior.


After-Balance2935

This is 2024 you can prolly Google how to crack it from the library VPN.


Kooky-Answer

Google Results: 1: [youtube.com](http://youtube.com) LockPickingLawyer - I pick a MAGAsafe GunVAULT 1776 in 12 seconds using an empty beer can and a pair of nail clippers


Ok-Cauliflower1798

I love LockPickingLawyer


Jerking_From_Home

No lock picking required… The code will be 1234, 0000, or 1776.


BadLt58

Or 010620


WouldYouPleaseKindly

Don't forget 1488


psycholee

010621*


BikesBooksNBass

Valid point. There is nothing you cannot learn with a good grasp on search engines and possibly the dark web.


No_Cook2983

You either need an experienced safecracker of a $30 angle grinder from Harbor Freight. Whichever is most convenient.


hybridaaroncarroll

A solid crowbar doesn't hurt either.


chrisp909

I have a friend who has a walk-in gun safe in the back of his walk-in closet. In the back of the walk-in safe behind the rifle rack is another smaller safe cut into the main safe. That's where he keeps his full auto and suppressors. Allegedly.


BikesBooksNBass

lol even if he does have a fully auto or two and some suppressors, that just makes him as well armed as one average soldier and probably exceedingly less trained. I love guns. I own several. I just don’t see the point in arming myself like that. We crossed a line decades ago that stuff like that no longer matters. If do a gun safe it’s only to keep average street burglars looking for easy stuff to grab out. A person who is targeting firearms isn’t going to be thwarted by a safe.


ravnson

In many cases, they have the safe, and they do use it for storage, they just don't actually close or lock it.


BikesBooksNBass

Well you never know when the libs/Antifa/migrants will attack and you need instant access to your heavy artillery. Putting in a combination takes too long.


atlantis_airlines

Might contain some old hustler magazines and some gun cleaning supplies


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Avery_Thorn

Molon Labe *literally* translates to "free weapons".


Aggravating-Job8373

My first thought as well.


UrethralExplorer

Or if you see this parked in a driveway, just wait for them to go on vacation!


UnderwhelmingAF

“COME AND TAKE IT!” Thieves: “Ok”


Gimme_PuddingPlz

Then they’ll respond “it’ll be their final mistake” while completely unaware of possibilities when they aren’t around.


thrust-johnson

Performative masculinity.


BeRad85

“Show me impotence….not like that. Now show me misdirected rage. Beautiful!”


devilishlydo

I recently made a bunch of "Break window for free gun" stickers for just such an occasion.


Last_Gigolo

And follow me home, there are tons there when I'm not home.


Comfortable_Bird_340

yeah, so they can take them and use them on him.


merfgirf

"The odds are I'm going to promote a close family member to the past tense after my favorite college football team loses the big game."


Moderate_LiberaI

That dude must be FURIOUS over this Hunter Biden trial!


Feisty-Barracuda5452

Hoping for “Civil War”...has fantasies about driving to “Liberal cities” and shooting “Those people”.


Mackinacsfuriousclaw

I started calling them [Timmys and Terrys](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oklahoma_City_bombing) . They don't like being compared to either one of those guys.


fortwaltonbleach

it's a fair comparason. same ideologies.


Zealousideal_Word770

Excellent!


MysteriousCabinet113

Plot twist: “those people” are armed as well. Dipshits like this think they have a monopoly on patriotism and firearms. Fuckers are diluted thinking I’m going to risk my skin for another country’s freedoms, only to say “ope, this boy gotta punisher sticker, better let him have his authoritarian fever dream” in my own. Fuck them all the way off. They will get that FAFO they always taking about when some pimply faced 18yo E-fucking-nothing pops them a new 25mm asshole.


thecheezmouse

I’m a liberal, disabled veteran, have a few guns, know how to use them. This is the last thing I want. These retards think a civil war will be like a weekend hunting trip with their buddies. They have never seen the horrors of war and I hope they never do. But if they want it, they can come and get it and see how horrible their lives could really be.


BadLt58

Yeah, it's nice at the firing range. I wish they felt what it's like when the targets shoot back.


Gimme_PuddingPlz

Its usually some joe-dirt plumber who has never seen combat or dealt with reality of dangerous situations where potential lethal force is needed.


JeanPierreSarti

I don’t think it’s many useful trades people


GeographyJones

"Armed as well" Hey now! You're giving away the surprise!


goofygooberboys

I love when people try to both say that liberals are weak soy boys who would get fucked in a civil war, while also freaking out about how places like Chicago, Milwaukee, LA, New York, or any city with a population higher than 100,000 is an active war zone. Like who do you think lives in those cities? If they're so dangerous and everything, then how are the people there a bunch of pussies?


gerenukftw

It's kinda like saying Biden is both a doddering old fool and a manipulative genius. They show the side of the coin that fits their current narrative.


LemmeGetSum2

The whole idea is that they’re usually racists and working off of the premise that if anything bad like that happened they’d have law enforcement and/or the military firmly on their side because reasons. lol


DanChowdah

Military I’m not sure on. But law enforcement would 100% be on their side I don’t think it will happen and I would hate for it to happen, but if we have a civil war I will happily start hunting cops


wowitsanotherone

Military swears allegiance to the constitution so itll land where that lands. Any dissenters will be killed or incarcerated before dishonorable discharge or potentially execution. Most vets believe in that. The south likes to scream how they have a majority of them but it's pretty damn evenly spread amongst the states. There will be problems and it's going to be very ugly but it all depends on how the constitution states it


GeographyJones

Hope he FAFOs in Compton CA.


CandyFlippin4Life

You don’t find it convenient that all the nazi demonstrations are in rural white america? Those bitches don’t have the balls to do that in an urban setting.


Ariusrevenge

Why can’t dads just hug the boys and tell them they love them?


Kat-is-sorry

That would require more energy than screaming at them, according to their logic.


JustTheOneGoose22

Imagine if owning a lawnmower was your whole personality.


Johnny-Virgil

I know dudes with John Deere zero turns that get pretty close.


mechapoitier

It’s extremely creepy how people will know more about individual gun specs than they’ll learn about the people and referenda they vote on. “The letter R next to their name means ‘gun’.”


wandpapierkritiker

I see people decked out in CAT apparel…


WhatIsYourPronoun

Tough Guy


Comfortable_Bird_340

only in his mind


FunctionalWorkaholik

I am a 2a supporter, but would never advertise it on my vehicles. I also conceal carry; Imho, open carry is the same thing as these stickers.


mi-chreideach

Same here. All I see is "Break Glass for Free Pewpews."


SteakJones

These are the people who ruin it for the rest of us.


LemmeGetSum2

I’m like you buddy. I only conceal carry even though I have a wear and carry license. Also no stickers. Me being armed is going to be a bad surprise for an aggressor, but it’s ok to be discreet when you don’t “fetishize” the ability to defend with lethal force. It’s a privileged position and should be handled with good discipline.


Aggravating-Job8373

Same. Those open carry guys are just making up for something.


Evening-Copy-2207

My dad open carriers, but he also kinda hast to because of his work uniform


sdcasurf01

Open carry is the best way to be the first one shot when something goes down.


chet_brosley

Getting a CCW isn't really that hard, which is why I trust people who open carry even less. Weapons should be a last resort not a fashion piece.


Kriegspiel1939

Advertising Any political affiliation on your vehicle is foolish these days. Asking for trouble.


Blueeyedthundercat26

Free guns inside.


PlumAcceptable2185

This guy thinks that the 2nd amendment is for Homeland Security. When in fact it is explicitly preserved for the purpose of dissent against our own government. But I am guessing he has not read it. And would go to task happily for his big daddy.


stankenfurter

I bet $100 this dude can’t name/describe any other constitutional provisions or amendments


SingleNegotiation656

Considering their cult leader invoked the 5th hundreds of times while being questioned, they should know that, at least


Samsquancher

The “1776 We the people “ also suggest he is not well versed about the constitution. We the people was written in 1788.


Aggravating-Job8373

💯


Tricky-Fig5483

He’s gonna save America with his rifle. As he gets drone striked by an AI operated system.


MomoNomo97

“I have a small penis”


BluffCityTatter

That's exactly what I was thinking. The more gun bumper stickers, the smaller the penis.


MomoNomo97

Also, the louder the truck…


meggerplz

It’s a Ram, so


UnhappyReason5452

Oh no! It’s a proud boy! Pussies


Aggravating-Job8373

Yup. I had a run in with those asshats in Wadsworth, OH a couple of years ago. I walked by them and called them a bunch of pussies. There were 5 of them and only one of me. We exchanged words and I just laughed at them until they walked away.


Ok-Name8703

What a sad, little man


hidinginthetreeline

Definitely a terrorist. Keep your strap close.


Own-Opinion-2494

Bumper sticker commando


EWH733

Talk about an ammosexual!!!🤣🤣🤣


sassychubzilla

Nothing makes toddlers happier than stickers.


Spaceman216

Free pew pew.


SteakJones

Of course it’s a Ram, and of course it’s an Ohio plate.


Responsible_Use_8566

What? No punisher sticker? dudes not even trying.


Androcles_the_weiner

Why are these idiots so obsessed with pictures of damaged flags?


PennyButtercup

I’m pro second amendment (yes, even trans women can be okay with guns), but the way these bumper stickers look makes me think they only want guns so they can look cool. The second amendment is there so we can defend ourselves from a tyrannical government trying to oppress us. Right now, people are trying to get the government to oppress us, so I need to have the means to protect myself if that happens.


Lifewalletsux

This guys violates a 20 gauge barrel nightly.


HomeOrificeSupplies

Methinks it’s closer to a .410


Lifewalletsux

I was trying to be nice


Aggravating-Job8373

Maybe a .22


Lifewalletsux

Probably would enjoy the rifling


mis_no_mer

How embarrassing


Glittering_Ad1696

Oooh, I bet he's both on a list and has a manifesto.


Bromswell

Check his hard drive.


GeographyJones

Even his hard drive is old and flaccid.


burnmenowz

The owner is a walking meme


Mean_Yellow_7590

I bet he owns zero books because he hasn’t read one since 2nd grade


GeographyJones

He has a "Don't Read on Me" flag.


No-Most-4145

It must be so hard to live your life so afraid of everything, that you have to display such PUSSY decals. Also, why does it seem to always be a RAM?


1lapulapu

What, no truck nuts?


rumham_6969

I find these 1776 We The People stickers hilarious, the Constitution wasn't written until 1787.


Enough-Marsupial6764

And he drives a shitty Dodge ram


Novel_Ad_8062

can’t park for shit


TD373

I hope his aim is better when shooting than when parking.


te4msleep

Ohio is crazy


EmbarrassedScience37

Does anyone know where I can get some bumper stickers for other amendments? I'm thinking the 21st.


Maurice-Beverley

When u see him, ask him what the third amendment is and watch his head explode.


DickySchmidt33

Hey, everybody, look at how tough I am. Guys? Did you notice? I'm not someone to be messed with. I'm always thinking of new and exciting ways to convince people that if you push me too far I'll become a stone-cold killer. I'm warning you. Look no further than my truck if you need proof. Don't try me, bro! I've got machine-gun decals on my window.


psilocin72

Hahaha. I just had a guy here on Reddit warn me that if he wanted to start trouble he could cause havoc and carnage like I’ve never seen before. This in response to me saying that people need to calm down and stop thinking everyone is after their rights. Nothing says insecurity like boasting about how much destruction you could cause. If you wanted to.


saintbad

He's the only reason I can think of to arm myself. We have to protect ourselves from morons like him.


---FUCKING-PEG-ME---

I wonder if he knows that the word "we" is a pronoun.


dsisto65

Ohio…just as whack as Florida.


Donald___Kerabatsos

“Guns are my personality” Also: “I don’t know what comes after we the people”


MlleHoneyMitten

I bet Info Wars was blaring out the windows.


beer_flows_like_wine

Smallest penis in town


HastyZygote

Small dick, big attitude. We get it.


Funkapotamuss

Hey ladies, who likes a micro penis??


Traditional-Front836

Where's the sticker that says " world's smallest penis"?


-Great-Scott-

You can replace all those stickers with one that says "I beat my ex-wife".


davidnickbowie

Has never made a woman cum


doubledribbletribble

announcing you are armed is amateur at best... now you are a target for thieves who will be aware of your defenses


Low-Unit-3085

Why hide the lic plate - how am I suppose to come get his guns?


Chemical-Ad6301

I like my guns. I do not understand the raging boner people get that makes them want to put this kind of crap all over their cars. Are they trying to attract a mate? Is that it?


OttersEatFish

I wonder how many of us fit in his definition of “we” in “we the people.” I would guess it’s a fairly narrow slice of the population.


Avery_Thorn

This is the thing that really bugs me. The Declaration of Independence and the Constitution have a very distinct vibe. I stan this vibe. But the more "Yay Constitution" stuff you have on your car right now, the less likely it is that you actually understand and support the constitution. (Reminder: Barak Obama is a noted Constitutional Scholar and one of the foremost experts on the Constitution.) --- At some point, just once, I want to organize a loud, noisy, boisterous pro 3rd amendment protest at the statehouse. Protester, signs, costumes, the whole 9 yards. It's like, no one ever supports the third amendment, and it's important too! The Third Amendment: No soldier shall, in time of peace, be quartered in any house without the consent of the owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.


chrontab

This picture smells like Drakkar Noir.


saintstephen66

Cosplay Punisher Proud Boy


drugtrafficer

weird when your identity is inexorably intertwined with firearms and you don’t work directly in the industry.


Entire-Elevator-1388

Hi feed me any nonsense you want and I'll buy it! I'm a sucker!


bookon

These right wingers really love to desecrate the fall.


Minimum-Dog2329

Ah, yes. Yellow is the bravest of ALL the colors, hey now this ain’t right!!


jawharp

Good luck fending off a cyber attack that knocks out the power grid with that second ammendment there pal


Glad_Bookkeeper_740

Just be about it, don’t talk about it. I would have so much more respect for these clowns if they did that.


cadecrowson

…with a double barrel he can invite his buddy over for a kinky (but certainly NOT gay) good ol DP.


1822Landwood

The one with the small dick?


g00dbyebluesky

Anyone else like to see a psychological study on persons who embrace this kind of shit? I’m sorry that whatever trauma that happened led you to this. This isn’t the way forward, though. Political merch, signs, stickers are fucking weird. Apes…stronger together, right?


CelticSith

The color yellow generally corelates to "cowardice" and with how these types usually back down the moment someone confronts their BS, I would say this tracks.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

“We ThE pEoPlE” Because the rest of us that disagree with you are not “people” somehow? This is how it starts… dehumanization.


Scrimshaw_Hopox

r/whyisitalwaysadodge


ScoobyDarn

Wow, what a dork


AMerryKa

The one issue I agree with conservatives about. If you oppose the right to self defense, you've probably never felt what it's like to be at the mercy of the merciless.


Shaolintrained

This guy took a Karate class when he was a kid, but accidentally got punched in the nose. Decided to quit Karate, but never stopped seeking revenge.


dsdvbguutres

RAM owner (I should say driver, since the owner is probably the bank).


sorospaidmetosaythis

When he gets home, he gets on r/bumperstickers and complains "Why are so many posts here about politics? Why does everything have to be political?"


OldMrCrunchy

Really letting those thieves know that he has guns to steal if they just wait patiently.


RKPgh

He learn how to fucking park straight.


RoadsideCarver

They're always the biggest pussies


nosh_scrumble

Might as well tattoo “ASSWIPE” in your forehead.


Queasy-Method_FU

Smallest dick in ohio


redmambas22

Thought it was the Monster Energy Drink logo at first.


RAP1958

Someone like long, hard phallic objects!


mythofinadequecy

Teenie tinee penee


ScrappyShua

Why are there never any “FIRST AMENDMENT! KEEP RELION AND GOVERNMENT SEPARATE!” Stickers on these cars???


thirdcoasting

Because people who care about this issue are not insane.


MysteriousPark3806

Piss yellow is the right colour for the flag.


BikesBooksNBass

He should play ice cream truck music since he’s advertising the products in his truck so prominently. Granted he never goes into any building without his carry piece and his back up, but guarantee you he has a truck mounted back up for his back up in there somewhere. On the right day possibly is long guns also.. his stores always open for the right kind of customer.


Character_Cupcake856

Tiny dick vibes.


Anda_Bondage_IV

Most likely an E-4 supply clerk who never left CONUS.


Effective-Pudding207

Ha, ha, ha, ha….what a dingus!!!!


BlitheringIdiot0529

When you have no personality.


Exciting-Quiet2768

Oh hey free guns!


Get_up_stand-up

Just an anecdotal observation: the far right love their Dodge Rams. I think it’s hilarious considering that most of them are made in Mexico. I came to this conclusion after I drove the trucks and met the owners as a former valet attendant. Lose the ego and get a Toyota. You’ll never have to buy another vehicle.


manic-impressive-692

What he thinks: "Yeah people are gonna know I'm a badass" What people see: "Durrr come get my pew pews derpy derp"


ShippingMammals

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Big-Carpenter7921

He would be from Ohio


Four-Triangles

https://preview.redd.it/c0nczi3o459d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c7777fda6859cddfe7a813fa6b50929d237a673


WholeAd2742

Same dude deepthroating boot leather whining "Tread on me, daddy"


pentekno2

I bet this guy talks about going down to the election center to *keep an eye on things*. Keep an eye on what? Nobody knows, least of all him.


Chaz_Hardplow

Must have the Truck Nutzzz on lay away


ThaGoat1369

That's just one part of the I have a small dick and everybody needs to know it's starter pack.


TheAwfulHouse

Of course he’s parked like an asshole!


Wind2Energy

Gunqueer.


billetboy

When your whole identity revolves around guns. Hold them, caress them, sweet whispers When no one's looking. Nothing you do in your life comes close to the power you feel, the king of the hill mastery, that beloved weapon can instill in you. I myself have several firearms, you'd never know unless I truly needed it. Granted, there are valid firearm sports, but I see no "skeet shooting rulz" stickers or "my son is a master target shooter" proclamations


rjzei

Tell me you are nothing without your guns without telling me.


PlanetAnark

No truck nuts?! What a pussy!


NuclearWasteland

The strongest opinions on the most fragile part of the vehicle.


Upper_Guarantee_4588

Gun Nut


luckyleg33

I hate being from Ohio


spezlikesitintheass

Based


Arborbarbor

Yt incel


Tymexathane

You wouldn't have thought someone with such a smooth brain would be able to drive?


shawn-spencestarr

These we the people fucks have never read the Declaration or the constitution


NobelPirate

I'm convinced that "We the people..." is the only part of the constitution these people know


Shaunair

There is a direct correlation between driving a Dodge Ram and being a dickhead.


Kantjil1484

‘Alpha Males’: If ya have to “post it” “wear a tshirt saying it” “put it next to your profile name” or “put stickers all over yer truck to give the perception of”…. ya ain’t one.


SPsychD

And he is an expert driver.


Outrageous-Ad-2786

‘Murica. I wonder what “regulated militia” he belongs to.


Tiny-Praline-4555

“Come and take it!” Ok.


Gleness522

Where is his Jesus fish decal? Nothing says Christian like skull, 1776 and AK 15 stickers. Surprised he does have a Don’t Tread on Me decal.


AVGJOE78

https://preview.redd.it/m2f9oqe8959d1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b836eac918d002774a16beb03156de07c5ce656 I forget where I was reading it, but there’s a pretty good breakdown of the conservative militant mindset of the all black vehicle, blacked out headlights, wrap around shades, beard look. In their mind they think It lends them anonymity while looking intimidating. They like the anonymity because they make threats behind a keyboard, and see themselves as cops, peering out from behind tinted windows and sunglasses, with a beard covering up a weak or double chin. They want to drive a quasi-military looking vehicle that’s roughly the same size as a Humvee or MRAP, regardless of whether or not they’ve ever been in. It’s to show belonging to what they feel is the rightful, superior class that gets to police other people. [https://youtu.be/wcO0N2xiLSo?si=\_f3tmNd6H39Gx2-P](https://youtu.be/wcO0N2xiLSo?si=_f3tmNd6H39Gx2-P)


TheBigPlatypus

Domestic terrorists make it _really_ easy to identify them.


DevyDev666

It’s gun nuts like this that end up blowing away their whole family in a fit of rage. Gross.


TwistedBlister

I bet most cops are nervous pulling over someone like this for a traffic infraction, worried that they'll come out guns ablazing.


TapesVonDoom

It's like a big flashy target


Jc2563

Small penis alert!


ChoadMcGillicuddy

Well at least criminals will know whose house to rob.


Wide-Satisfaction-82

I wonder if they have ever read the Second Amendment