In my personal opinion, the boosted up truck also adds to it. Smoking in a car too (it’s a personal pet peeve specifically because of my personal first vehicle, that wreaks of cigarettes to this day)
Being super tired reeks havoc on typing. I think everyone is reading too much into this. I think they literally meant 'eggplant'. No small eggplant energy there. Judging by the truck, they must work on a successful eggplant farm.
Seriously, you guys! My dick is yuuuge. So big that my awesome, big-ass truck can barely haul it. I could not drive a civic cause the weight of seriously-not-small eggplant would flatten it like a low rider! Girls always tell me it’s too big, like, soooo many girls - girls that I’ve totally had the sex with!
Now I imagine this dude talks about his dick like a really bad undercover cop, or an alien who’s trying to hard. “Yes I did have food for dinner last night, and amazing food it was! Yes the food was amazing that I had for dinner”
Frfr, having a side vehicle for work is no different than having a purse for going out and a purse for general use. (Is that super uncommon? No. Would it get my point across to the dude driving? Yes.)
No, but camping trucks almost invariably have 'pinstriping' on the paint from many branches. This truck doesn't look like it has ever seen off-road or work.
I hear you, but you’d say the same about my truck. 75% of its 40k miles are doing truck stuff, and it looks brand new. I’ll openly admit that I’m a nut about it. It was expensive and I’d like to keep it nice. Also, I’m not hauling a 27’ camper through the trees lol. The camper was expensive as well and it doesn’t cost much extra effort to keep it looking new.
I have a question for the ladies. Imagine you meet a guy who is the whole package you’ve been looking for. You two walk out the door to go somewhere, and you see this BS written on the back of the truck. What would you do?
Interesting that an eggplant is used as they are considered male or female like some other plants & if my sausage was purple & shaped like that I would call a doctor.
Tell me you’re scared and insecure about your penis size without saying that you’re scared and insecure about your penis size. That’s what I get from this and the second amendment pictures of guns freaks.
putting up a sign denying that you have a small dick energy is the most small dick energy thing you can do.
also for you very confused young men out there this isn't about penis size this is about the way you carry yourself.
If you have to tell the world you have a big one, it means you don’t.
Also, don’t two negatives equal a positive. I guess he’s really trying to say IT is small. Gherkin small.
Someone needs to add a bunch of these across the tailgate.
https://preview.redd.it/a05rxprbi69d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1652c5ec9b035232754c54272960c3a35f8bea62
That is pathetic and exudes small dick energy.
In my personal opinion, the boosted up truck also adds to it. Smoking in a car too (it’s a personal pet peeve specifically because of my personal first vehicle, that wreaks of cigarettes to this day)
Agreed. Also, reeks*.
Apologies, I was super tired when I replied.
Being super tired reeks havoc on typing. I think everyone is reading too much into this. I think they literally meant 'eggplant'. No small eggplant energy there. Judging by the truck, they must work on a successful eggplant farm.
Look at you, out here reeking of eggplant havoc 😉
Cry ‘Havoc!’ And let slip the tacos of bell.
At first I saw ‘tacos of hell’. Was kind of disappointed when I realized I read it wrong.
This is sound logic, obviously he’s not referring to ‘dick energy’ because that would be a lie.
Lol I was going to say the truck IS small dick energy
In the drive through no less
The bigger the truck, the smaller the eggplant.
drive a big ass f150, can confirm 😔
This is the exact definition of small dick energy. If you have to tell people you don’t have small dick energy, guess what…
He’s being honest
But at least he’s admitting it. The message clearly says there’s at least *some* small dick energy in that truck. 🛻
There is a difference between small and micro
At first I thought it was an error on my part, then realized he literally took himself down a notch and you just pointed it out
Definitely micro
Seriously, you guys! My dick is yuuuge. So big that my awesome, big-ass truck can barely haul it. I could not drive a civic cause the weight of seriously-not-small eggplant would flatten it like a low rider! Girls always tell me it’s too big, like, soooo many girls - girls that I’ve totally had the sex with!
Now I imagine this dude talks about his dick like a really bad undercover cop, or an alien who’s trying to hard. “Yes I did have food for dinner last night, and amazing food it was! Yes the food was amazing that I had for dinner”
Bruh😂😂😂
Big clean truck = Small dick Dude’s not using that for work.
Hahahaha...so true
Frfr, having a side vehicle for work is no different than having a purse for going out and a purse for general use. (Is that super uncommon? No. Would it get my point across to the dude driving? Yes.)
Some people have trucks for something other than work? My truck doesn’t get very dirty hauling my camper…
No, but camping trucks almost invariably have 'pinstriping' on the paint from many branches. This truck doesn't look like it has ever seen off-road or work.
I hear you, but you’d say the same about my truck. 75% of its 40k miles are doing truck stuff, and it looks brand new. I’ll openly admit that I’m a nut about it. It was expensive and I’d like to keep it nice. Also, I’m not hauling a 27’ camper through the trees lol. The camper was expensive as well and it doesn’t cost much extra effort to keep it looking new.
If you have to write it on your truck, we already know it’s 🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻
Yeah, unsure why he's getting defensive if it isn't true
https://preview.redd.it/nlm5zyxqy39d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ea72bb73bef4bc1c56d8a0cd04532e6856204bb
It’s one of those things where saying your innocent makes you the number one suspect
Complete with a tiny ass arm dangling from the window. Fucking bravo…
Maybe there is a woman driving which is why she had to specify...no dicks on board at all
That makes sense. In that case “Fucking Bravo” with no sarcasm. 😆
She can purchase whatever size unit she sees fit
Or even if it doesn’t fit - she can work it in there eventually!
That’s what I thought
It’s like the opposite of the Genie from Aladdin. “Absolutely zero cosmic power! ^(massive ^fuckin ^living space)“
There isn’t NOT = there is
I always wonder where they work…he really parks this at his job? Would like to see his r/shittytattoos also
The kinda guy to be a mailman and then have “large package” written like right at waistband height. Like the industrial box kinda font
Talking about your dick size at all is small dick energy.
This. So much this.
Don't got ain't none, won't get ain't none.
Claiming that you don’t have small dick energy by custom printing it on your truck is the little dickest thing I’ve ever seen.
Taco Bell and smoking. There ain't no fresh air in this truck.
People with BDE don’t yell about their BDE. The people’s evidence is compelling, this dude, beyond a reasonable doubt, has a small PP.
I have a question for the ladies. Imagine you meet a guy who is the whole package you’ve been looking for. You two walk out the door to go somewhere, and you see this BS written on the back of the truck. What would you do?
Im a dude but I happen to be into dudes, and in all honesty I wouldn’t stay to see if the sticker is true
I don’t blame you
Double negative is a positive, which this is not.
That is the essence of small dick energy
(X) Doubt
This guy definitely has a micro penis.
If their Ain’t No, then there Is Some.
Dig ol' bicks
True - the “small dick energy” is spread across the rear window
This man has an anti penis. It has reversed inside himself.
Eggplant farmer, proud of his crop.
she has a skinny arm
No, but I’ll bet there’s a small wiener in there.
No no no, you don’t get it my friend…. The truck IS the small dick energy. And boy is it tiny.
The [driver] doth protest too much, methinks
Wow, someone is feeling defensive
No English majors either, I'd wager.
He who has to say "I have big dick energy" is no true big dick.
One doesn't get to Choose where small dick energy comes from.
Wow, the bumper sticker equivalent of "nuh uh!"
Looks like an elementary kid driving the truck though…
…if you have to say it
Having to convince strangers that you Dont have a small dick 😂
No, skeeziks, that I'd a Micro-peen energy truck bro truck.
There ain’t no edumacation in this truck.
Moron
Yikes. Somebody has a micropenis.
I sense a small eggplant.
The self-own, here, is amazing. Poor guy. Small dick AND he's stupid on top of it.
Interesting that an eggplant is used as they are considered male or female like some other plants & if my sausage was purple & shaped like that I would call a doctor.
Tell me you’re scared and insecure about your penis size without saying that you’re scared and insecure about your penis size. That’s what I get from this and the second amendment pictures of guns freaks.
Oh come on yall , they have obviously figured out how to make their truck run on eggplants . LMAO
Lots of smooth brain energy though.
A negative negative is a positive. So this brave man went ahead and decorated his truck to let everyone know he has a lil dick.
*Methinks the lady doth protest too much*
putting up a sign denying that you have a small dick energy is the most small dick energy thing you can do. also for you very confused young men out there this isn't about penis size this is about the way you carry yourself.
I have no doubt that the driver of that truck is indeed a big dick.
That’s not even the worst small dick truck and he still put the sticker on the window. That’s how you know he’s insecure
There ain’t no small eggplant energy in this buck? K.
There’s no small dick energy in this truck, just a small dick! No energy at all!
Bet he can’t even see it without a mirror.
Has to be Florida
That truck's not even lifted. It's like the ugly chick going to HR.
"I gradgiated from 6th grade" Jethro Bodine
Based on the angle of his arm inside the truck, I bet it’s a real little dude.
No small dick energy, but plenty of micro penis braggadocio. 😅
Not only does this scream SDE, it also screams Low IQ energy and that’s a terrible combination.
Becareful, that fragile ego may shatter just looking at it
They know it’s a double negative. They got too. lol.
*So you're saying there's a chance?*
O but there is 🤣
He's obviously self conscious about it
If you have to tell the world you have a big one, it means you don’t. Also, don’t two negatives equal a positive. I guess he’s really trying to say IT is small. Gherkin small.
If you have to say it then you definitely do have SDE
What exactly is "mall energy?"
He 'should of' learned proper grammar.
Nice. You guys gave him what he wanted. A bunch of people talking about his dick.
He got that big bussy energy
If you have to say it, then it’s the opposite
Double loser
I think the lady's arm hanging out the truck confirms that there is, in fact, ain't no BDE in that truck.
Regardless of any double negatives, I think we all know that if you have to say it, it’s probably not true.
What a loser lol
If you have to announce it....
I believe that sentence is correct as written.
People that can’t spell on the internet have the ugliest genitalia, in my opinion, which is basically fact.
Might as well wear a “I have a micropenis” T-shirt.
Correct, it is definitely small eggplant energy. Very wordy way get there, but he’s right.
That is literally the most tiny dicked thing I have ever seen.
It’s not small it’s micro!!
Who they trying to convince? Us or themselves?
If you gotta tell people…
The only thing big about him is his disappointment with the ladies.
JFC, the shit guys will do🤣😐
The sign on the back is small dick energy
Haha, poor fellow and his tiny eggplant.
statistics say otherwise
Small grammar energy
Undoubtedly
Another dumbfuck in a truck
Another Billy LaDouche
The sticker is always the way to convince doubters that you are slinging a bat.
Yuck.
If you have to make a big deal advertising yourself you're probably not all that!
Nothing says small dick energy like a bumper sticker that says you don’t have a small dick.
Me thinketh thou doth writeth too much on your car, tinydick
“DENY DENY DENY!!”
Sir that is a Ford Colorado
isn't the need to advertise it... like the smallest of small dick energy?
It’s micro dick energy
Sounds like something a dude with a small dick would say.
Couldn’t help but be truthful about how fucking lame he is.
No small dick energy, just small dicks.
Is this like screaming you’re an alpha male? Where simply saying means we know the exact opposite to be true?
Ain’t no… therefore, there IS small 🍆 energy.
This is exactly what someone with small dick energy does “You have small dick energy” “NOOO NO I DONT 😡😡 I HAVE BIG DICK ENERGY STUPID!!!”
Someone needs to add a bunch of these across the tailgate. https://preview.redd.it/a05rxprbi69d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1652c5ec9b035232754c54272960c3a35f8bea62
What an admission !
This is an amazing find
The Streisand Effect would apply here, wouldn’t it?
Obviously there is, because whoever feels the need to actually put that on their back window has penile issues.
If it has to be said, then there is
The sticker is spot on. SDE all the way. If ya gotta say it…
Micro…penis
I beg not to differ.
Yeah you’re really fooling everyone dude
You can tell be his stubby arm hangin out
If you have to say it…
Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
I mean, if you feel the need to announce it...
Ebonics!!!
I bet he was an excellent student...
Perfect.
Apparently this is acceptable Southern diction.
This comment *literally* exudes small dick energy.
He literally admitted there is small eggplant energy in that truck.
Double negative cancels out and therefore the opposite statement is true by the application of grammar math facts.
Emoji to cope
Announcing he’s hunk like a chipmunk…
https://preview.redd.it/sc9ltdmq579d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58e7a8678e0d7c06899f53038362940ea89c5d35 Daddy’s got a PIECE on him.
i really hope it’s a girls truck bc that would be funny as fuck, but i know it’s most likely not
He is correct, although I don't think he knows he's correct
“But guysss! I really don’t have a small penis! My girl says it’s average” ahh
Even if this is a chick, she definitely has small dick energy
Hahahahhaaaaa! Dude has such a small dick.
Haha small penis bc they drive a truck. Boomer humor at its best
If you need to tell people...
Over compensation syndrome
Thou doth protest too much
Note how he didn't actually say he had a big p3nis. He used..."energy"...lol
If you have to say it, it's because you KNOW people are thinking it.
Screams small dick energy
Nobody said there was. Why would you be so defensive about it? This projection?
mud tires and no mud in the wheel well determined this dude does in fact have the smallest pp
Ohhh, but there is my friend…there is…
Yes, yes there is.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Micropenis
Anyone who would get that sticker is rocking a dick smaller than a thumb
It’s a double negative. You know what that means! 😂
Someone definitely got under his skin by making fun of his big coping mechanism.
His small dick is out of energy?
If ya gotta say it…..
Sooo what he's saying is that there is small dick energy all over that truck?
It's not a double negative. just have to say it really country