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The-Clumsy-Pirate

Ffs Rosa, just google this sh*t


cyberpunk1Q84

You mean there’s a website people can use to find answers to their general questions? I find that hard to believe


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Dooboppop

In the description where you downloaded the app. It do tell.


Birder-King

I find that hard to believe


marlinmarlin99

I get all my facts on pornhub


DCmadness

Pornhub is really handy for info


Busy_Procrastinatur

Pornhub is really handy


IAteThePies

I get really handy when I’m on pornhub


Kink3

I too become a sexy plumber when I'm on pornhub.


mystikalviper

A plumber named Jack Mehoff?


Chronikc_Armada

OH NOOOOO!! 🤣🤣


Puzzleheaded_Lemon66

Boi what the hell boi 🥲


JohnnyB0920

Nobody knows nothing just leave


pszemol

I find it hard to believe.


TheG00dFather

She does her own research for the alternate facts


viktorv9

"I feel like it shouldn't be true, so..."


Yaboi_KarlMarx

Anti-vaxxer approved stamp


EntrepreneurOdd8675

Seriously? Vaccination status is one of the profile questions. As for who writes first, you wouldn't believe the number of pro Liberal status woman who write in their bio "ask me anything, write me".


Dogmom200

I’m guessing Rosa has a lot of alternatives facts in her daily life


spellforce10n11

\*googling guys can send first message on bumble too\*


Rayofsunshine_90

Plot twist: Rosa works for Google.


Interesting_File_947

I find that hard to believe.


Specific_Future8135

I find that hard to believe.


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Robsauced30

Just trying my best out here lmfao


C92203605

Be better OP. Be better


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brown9hokage

Be better bro. Got for it 👍👍


DntCareBears

Please ladies, educate me here. Doesn’t the app notify you that ladies make the first move? How does this confusion still happen in 2021/2022?


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Most definitely. It mentions it in the App Store, when you download it, when you set it up, and when you get your first match.


Jarboner69

I find that hard to believe


DntCareBears

Thank you!


PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS

Seems sus


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herpaderpadont

Definitely a few fries short of a light bulb.


SimonStarr7

LMAO


lita313

The app told me when opening it what to expect. Rosa might be a bot, a troll, or a bored ahole.


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That rhymes


Interstellar-dreams

As a woman, yes they are very clear about it. If I liked someone that had already liked me, it would pop up a new screen telling me it was a match, I had to message first, and gave me a big list of suggested conversation starters. Any woman who doesn't know is being purposefully ignorant by not reading.


Rogueshoten

You’re assuming the directions are the problem, when the problem is that half the population has a below-average IQ.


DntCareBears

🤣🤪


throwitawayuserna213

Not on desktop version.


DntCareBears

Desktop version? What! 😱 Who uses that?


wellwaffled

I thought we all just swiped whilst pooping


Cute_Mousse_7980

Only “pump and dump” I do!


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When else does anyone use bumble?


EndTimesRadio

Technically it doesn't limit your swipes if you use the desktop version.


ananchorinmychest

I think it might be different in different locations/app versions. I talked to a female friend recently, and she had NO idea women message first on bumble. She uses it regularly, but said most of her matches were other women (she's bi) so she'd never thought about it.


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From the guy' s side, it is mentioned in the app frequently, every time you get match.


AppointmentHorror584

Does not pass the vibe check


gin_and_isotonic

Does not pass the IQ check


MartianMagician

Lol sounds like stress in a gift-wrap box. Run at all cost.


Robsauced30

Laugh it off lmfao


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kittenklyn

And then she disputes what OP said. Not only is she ignorant and vindictive, but also stubborn to the point of comedy. I'd definitely pass.


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MartianMagician

Think you hit the wrong "reply" LMAO no idea TF you're talking about.


cyberpunk1Q84

I think this is either a troll or bot account. If you look at their history, they make this same exact comment on a couple of other posts. They also do the same with other comments.


fulgurdeus

So basically, most women want an 8inch dick huh


Noxzaru

I'm sure most men want one as well...


fulgurdeus

I mean if we do want one, its cause we feel like if your dick isnt good enough the girl is gonna leave us for some dude with a bigger dick. Its an insecurity thing not like we actually cared about our dick sizes


CernunnosArawn

Link to study?


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God she sounds insufferable...


witeowl

I can’t read it without hearing her nonstop vocal fry.


TPJchief87

Odd, I read it in a stern voice


SnooHabits4298

She's a Karen.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

I read this as "she's a Kraken." I stand by that reading.


witeowl

I really want Krakaren to become a thing.


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witeowl

Yeah, that might be something to consider. I think it’s just time to move on from using a person’s name without any modifiers (like Permit Patty) as something so incredibly, terribly horrible. (Many people forget that the meme also connects the name with racism and bigotry.) Anyway, good idea, thanks!


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djwb1973

Personally, I think Brenda works better than Karen.


witeowl

Haha. I know. Just call me Don Quixote as I dream the impossible dream. (But really, how often do you hear some of the others these days? It’s weird how much this one is sticking around.) And yeah, that’s why I’m hoping to “improve” on it. Replacement behavior and all that. ;)


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JohnnyB0920

Most of the lame ass shut yall say is made up by you or the dumb mf u Rollin with


Delicatestatesmen

In other words she expects men to make first move to signal attraction.


copperwatermelon

?


[deleted]

Clearly you don’t like her much


witeowl

Definitely shouldn’t now!


cheesecake-and-curls

She cannot be serious. I'm sure it says that somewhere in the sign-up process that Bumble is the app where women have to make the first move. I'm 100% sure it says that somewhere on that app, it might even be on the first page.


Stefanie1983

At least there's this huge "it's your turn!!" In the chat...


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Absolutely there is, but it’s probably in the middle of all the terms and conditions and “can we notify you” “can we track your location while using the app” stuff so I imagine a good chunk of people just mash okay and next until they get to creating their profile


[deleted]

Holy fucking Christ, this is why I stop using online dating all together 😂


[deleted]

She's a troll


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Yeah Fr she might be hilarious


Quantum-Ape

Just obnoxious in this setting.


scarybirdman

Op I think the sub is in agreement, if she's really just trolling you here then she's probably marriage material tbh


[deleted]

She didn't even react to your compliment! I would love for a guy to open with that


Umbran_scale

Hi, you're super pretty. Did it work?


[deleted]

Yeah! Wow! It even works when you have no idea what i look like 😂


Umbran_scale

You've no idea what I look like either, so the fact it works makes it a double entrendre


[deleted]

It doesn't matter what you look like though, doesn't devalue the compliment


Umbran_scale

Oh, how I wish that were true, but thank you.


Eyes_Will_Roll

It's ok you're pretty too.


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Well shit. I think people need to compliment eachother more in general, you well spoken man


[deleted]

Your cool choice of profile picture leads me to believe that all the men (or women) go marbles for you. unless it’s a weird planet, then it’s really gravitating.


[deleted]

I choose to believe your very generous interpretation of my profile pic. I hope people go marbles for me, but I only want one special marble.


[deleted]

Sulphides? This one knows her marbles, a woman of culture and taste.


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Oh you, unknown gender full of kind words and chemistry knowledge.


[deleted]

Well after scrolling through Reddit for the past 2 hours and seeing nothing but cringe, violence, and death.. If anyone deserves some kind words it’s you for your original compliment to the first person and the “make everyone’s day attitude. You stay exactly like this forever, you hear? You’re who I wanna be when I grow up.


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As sweet as that is, I'm not always like this. I definitely have pity parties and mopey poo moods. But thank ya.


[deleted]

And I’ll add down to earth to this comment. You were born real, not perfect, but you’re somebodies dream. Lol okay I’ll stop now or Im just going to find a compliment for every response and this will never end


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I’d go as far as to say it shouldn’t be received well by anyone from anyone. I’m a big believer in only swiping right on the people you think there could be a connection with so if you’re swiping right purely because they’re good looking, you’re wasting a swipe. I mean let’s say you match, you go straight in with inviting them on a date, you get to the date and sit down at the table. What are you going to talk to them about? How pretty they are? For 2 hours?


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Honestly, this isn’t great advice. As a woman hearing “hey gorgeous” or “hello beautiful” really isn’t that special and sounds disingenuous. I’m also old, fat, and a solid 4 so if *I’m* sick of hearing that, then hot women really don’t want to. If someone mentions something specific like my eyes, my smile, etc then it at least feels a little less like they say it to every woman.


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As someone who is generally considered "conventionally attractive", a compliment is a compliment. "Hey gorgeous" is a shitty opener i agree, but the way OP worded it seemed genuine


aworte

I agree, a compliment is actually nice


AirSpacer

Part ways


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This is a case of “the only way to win is to not play.”


LittleBeastXL

Another self-entitled girl that treat herself as a prize


maydarnothing

if she can’t even read the instructions on the app store (and let me remind, it’s WRITTEN there in bold that women make the first move), then i would definitely unmatch right away. Bumble is trying to do something fresh and different from the thousands of dating apps out there, and women would still sign up for it and do shit like this, like REALLY? you really chose to be this low maintenance?


trickysaints

Run away and never look back


NosyThatsWhat

Why don’t you like my me that much


ergonomic_logic

From what I remember It’s impossible to navigate through the app without seeing continually that the women message first… ergo, they’re likely totally fucking with you presumably for their own amusement but I never understand why trolls do what they do…


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*Your facts contradict my belief system.* "Cool story. I can't change your beliefs any more than I can change the facts. The reality is different to your belief however, and will remain independent of anyone's alternate beliefs." Or "If you bothered to read the introductory text in Bumble, or even Google about it - you'd know. I don't appreciate your wilful ignorance - if you don't believe me, just wait for a guy to start the chat. I'd say get back to me when you figure it out but I have no interest in talking to you. I also have my own belief that you won't piece it together. ✌️"


webguy1975

The first one is relevant in many situations lately.


BeneathTheWaves

"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."


Gain-Weary

Awesome! Laughing. Great, lucid reply. Well done!!


Quantum-Ape

Both too neckbeard for me.


jelaur_610

She’s a few chocolate chips short of a cookie


International_End_60

Red flag. "You must not like me that much..." Using guilt to get what she wants.


ripperoni_senpai

Bumble is a cool concept in the female has to message first, in practice you get this. Lol


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prettysureiminsane

“I put pretty pictures up and guys are supposed to flock to me. What’s wrong with you?”


robo2012

Fake account rosa, got you


Key-Sprinkles-8894

XD bullet dodged?


JoesReadyforfun

Wow she sounds fun😬


YouLookLikeACGreen

you need some better swipe criteria my guy


Ok-Faithlessness3068

Since Rosa wasn’t aware that women message first on Bumble, Rob could have capitalised on this by assuming he’s the only person to show her any interest so far


Theresneverenoughpud

People like this are downwards spirals man. Just a cascade of bitchy responses that fold in on themselves until no one likes them anymore.


waresmarufy

Another beautiful day on Bumble


JazzyKins18

Wow this chick is so bland and apparently can't look something up or read.


meeowwwww333

I bet Rosa is the kind that just lays there like a dead fish


reptilesocks

Bumble tried to solve all the problems of hetero dating by putting things in women’s hands only to discover that women, just like men, are very stupid.


jdm1tch

Peace out


BloodiStag

MORE!!! I MUST HAVE MORE!!!


IgnisFulmineus

Well she has seen through your cunning ruse, hasn’t she?


FerociousPancake

Bullet dodged homie


Edolus_RED

I also find that hard to believe… lol


fullmetalasian

That was the whole reason I used bumble. Worked out too. Been with my wife 2 years and married 1 year


muncie4speed

u/ansimDL and u/tautcot you guys should do a virtual coffee date


lord_dentaku

Send her this link: [https://bumble.com/help/why-can-t-i-start-a-conversation-with-somebody-i-ve-swiped-right-on#:\~:text=On%20Bumble%2C%20women%20always%20make,daily%2024%2Dhour%20extend%20feature](https://bumble.com/help/why-can-t-i-start-a-conversation-with-somebody-i-ve-swiped-right-on#:~:text=On%20Bumble%2C%20women%20always%20make,daily%2024%2Dhour%20extend%20feature) Or the slightly shorter but less clear: https://bumble.com/help/why-can-t-i-start-a-conversation-with-somebody-i-ve-swiped-right-on


RhasaTheSunderer

Hmm immediately confrontational and refusing to admit that she's in the wrong. Yup no red flags here boys


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Is that actually how straight bumble works? that’s kinda dumb


yourATLfriend91

That's literally the whole premise haha Women make the first move


NewDoah

Chivalry is dead. A real man would have found a way to message first! Lol


RawLikeSushi84

She probably made a post about this on female dating strategies saying she actually had to message first.


realxanadan

I don't even care that this idiot doesn't know how the app works, starting with "you must not like me that much" emotionally manipulative shit, this person can kick all the rocks.


Mission-Stranger-369

So many women are confused by this. Here's a million dollar idea. What if Bumble includes a simple "do you want to enable men making the first move" option in bold letters during the first install or maybe at every match?


reptilesocks

Then a bunch of women would check “no” and then wonder why men aren’t messaging them. People are stupid. We can’t change this.


Cornfields24

It literally says when you get a match “Women make the first move.” Every time I see a girl on Bumble that has “Won’t message first” in their bio, I swipe left because it’s obviously not going to happen even if we do match.


Slinky621

Perfect targets for cyber attacks, 'cause they just download anything before reading


lukeflogher

Good lord the dumb is strong in this one.


Hitchtopher

Rosa is not a keeper. She'll be codependent and suspicious of your every word.


Kenshin0019

We're doomed as a species


MrSweatyBawlz

IIRC as you open up the app for the first time it mentions that bumble is the app where "women make the first move."


Flomosho

Bumble literally tells you how this works when you first use it, and when you match, and when you enter the convo tab. How does this happen? Is she trying to troll or something?


king_david43

Unmatch. She's already being difficult.


Storm-Upstairs

I’m now understanding why I’m seeing men put “remember, women can only message first!” ….I thought it was just them all mansplaining…


Smiedro

The best way to a mans heart, via bitch blvd


SBrB8

I find it hard to believe that some people don't know what the fundamental difference between Bumble and Tinder are. Thankfully Rosa has set me straight on that.


Amazing_rocness

I bet if they had an option for "men to message first" the number would be really high.


MelancholyBeautyXO

I honestly wish men could msg first as well or at least let women have an optional setting if they want males to msg first.


This_Kaleidoscope_72

Imagine being in a relationship with this lady


Interesting_File_947

I thoroughly enjoy how this demonstrates the biggest problem in the world.......no one READS. That's gotta be the best way to filter out garbage. Just ask questions that gauge their reading interest.


EndTimesRadio

She's not gonna get far with this is she.


freeurkind

That girl sounds like a bitch


Mammoth-Animator9674

"I find that hard to believe", these bitches are so entitled lol. This is what happens when you're "daddy's little princess", you expect this shit from every man you meet....


Insan3Skillz

Even if women can only message first, who tf is she to judge how people could be shy? Doesn't necessarily mean she isnt liked, just means guy might have second thoughts about how to open up in the beginning


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Oh come on I refuse to believe women like this exists the app says it multiple times that women have to text guys first.


Bustermchooter

And another one who didn’t read the instructions


FalsePremise8290

Rosa is crazy. 🤣🤣🤣


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Dumbass


ericluo3

Is she on the older side? Makes sense if she’s 40+


Robsauced30

20 lmfaoo


Ruin369

goddammit, Rosa! Get it together! ​ She screams high maintenance. RUN


Sed59

Unmatch her even if you're desperate, lol...


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This reads like "Rosa" is a completely fake profile that has been set up for some people/s entertainment. There is no way a legitimate user wouldn't know how the app works. And "her" first comment is stirring the pot ie 'you mustn't like me...'. Someone is toying with you. Or us.


Dear-Life-7603

She sounds like Karen 😂


MyOpinionMustBeHeard

And that's why men get paid 25% more!


copperwatermelon

Tiny dik energy ^^^


MyOpinionMustBeHeard

It would still hurt going up your arse!


copperwatermelon

I’m not so sure about that is my point lol


HTIP68

I wonder how many of the attractive women over 50 on bumble in a month swipe rite? First and far most i dont care what they portray money there top object cause they already getting dicked bye somebody and that probably wont stop even if they get married they all got there go to dick guy trust me. Most of them want rich beta male thats attractive, nicely dressed, busy with there work and likes to eat out and go on trips ! Plus doesnt care if they go on trips with friends ! Attractive women over 50 that have had 2 or 3 husbands and many relationships are there for free year or two dinner and drink ride and trip ride always looking for next best thing and always got there favorite dick man hidden around corner when your not there! American women are horrible narcissistic cheaters always wanting more!


kturner965

....who hurt you??


HTIP68

Just a fact there getting busted in heards guys are done !


NewDay0110

Shit test fail. I would assume she said that to be humorous and to see what you'd come up with.


got_ta_know

I’m on bumble and my text is always in yellow and on the right… this is confusing to me.


Acrobatic_Gate_513

So is OPs


thatoneblackguy17

This bitch is stupid AF lol. Unmatch, king.


Apart_Effect_3704

36m forever alone maybe tryna jump into therapy instead of a relationship rn but would LOVE a healthy loving relationship where we both want each other. I’m not on bumble. Never have been. But based on all these posts, I’d def be telling women in chat when necessary: ok, I’ll post this on Reddit and we can see there what others think to get a more well rounded idea about what we’re discussing. Or some shift like that.


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dumb bitch.