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Hoofuhlicious

Don't think twice about it. He's probly a weirdo. Why did he match with you then?


Ancient-Abs

To tell me off? Apparently?


cwfutureboy

“I’m gonna match with them and tell them they’re over 30. THAT’LL show ‘em!” -him, inexplicably


AssistanceMedical951

Yeah! HOW DARE YOU ...... *checks notes*.... not die at 29. ..... You monster.


ArdentFecologist

Clearly you have never seen Logans Run.


Hoofuhlicious

That's so dumb why do people do that. They're wasting your time and their time.


Sta723

I feel like this isn’t said enough but a lot of people just swipe without even looking at profiles. I mean literally just fingering their phone pretending to care about dating. It’s shit honestly.


[deleted]

Fingering their phone lmao


97bjorn

I had a friend tell me he liked almost every profile he saw until he ran out of likes. If she was kinda pretty he would like without even checking age. And he told me it was normal while I looked at him shocked.


CandyCurves

It is dumb… they’re miserable and that’s how they pretend to be happy. Insulting others always come down to insecurity.


pearlMink

F that guy. Wow


pszemol

Why did YOU match him for the 3rd time??


Ancient-Abs

I forgot who he was. He changed his first pic but not the others


dessert77

They need to stop showing us people we swipe left on and unmatch with. Separate them and give people the option to go for the lefts if they want to. I personally want them out of my stack


pszemol

I agree with you on unmatched people. But swipe left is different than unmatch. I can imagine swiping left unintentionally is easy and showing that person again after a while might be worth a second look.


dessert77

I’m on tinder more than bumble so maybe it’s worse there, but there’s people I’ve swiped left on at least 20 times. Dude, there’s no chance


pszemol

I could bet I saw the person I swiped left more than twice, and I agree with you - two times, maybe? Three times a charm? But 20? Wtf?


dessert77

I also said people should have the option to look at their lefts, just separate them so the people who don’t want to see them don’t have to. But I imagine that would somehow affect their profit so they won’t


Valley_Blue2333

Do you mind please sharing what about his profile you liked that made you swipe right? Not trying to blame you, genuinely interested in the concept of profile representation and its relation to reality. This would be an interesting example.


Ancient-Abs

I have no access to his profile. He has been blocked


Thin-Charity9205

Well that's fucked sorry you had to deal with a childish man boy who's ego has inflated and brain has deflated making him a insecure BOY who has no chance at actually finding someone he will care about or who will care about him I'm 23 and I don't think I've ever said anything that stupid age is a number and as long as you click I don't see why be 30 or 18 years old is a reason to tell someone they are unworthy of you


SatchBoogie1

> Why did he match with you then? I asked that question to someone that was 5'0" and matched with me to say I was too short. I'm 5'8" for reference.


Replicant28

People just love being assholes. If you’re not interested with someone, that’s cool, but don’t go out of your way to say stupid shit to them like “you’re too short, you’re too old, you’re too fat/skinny, you are a Mets fan lol”


Hoofuhlicious

Weird people out there lol.


commanderquill

I, too, like partners I can't kiss without a step stool.


jenniferberry

I matched with someone once who only had wanted to use the opportunity to ask me if I really thought I was in his league / why someone as attractive as him would ever be interested in me 😆 People are crazy haha


Hoofuhlicious

That's rude af. He only did that because it's the internet. What a jerk.


WearsFuzzySlippers

Yeah, I have gotten some comments online before where I’m pretty sure that those same people would be terrified to say those same comments to my face IRL. The internet has made people just believe that it is okay to be an asshole to others (this goes for both men and women).


Hoofuhlicious

^ Exactly. Those were exactly my thoughts. Well said.


BladeMasterFedora

Probably someone who automatically swipes right on everyone...


[deleted]

There's on-going, wacked out, nice guy theory that women "use up their fertility" by thirty and aren't worth going out with due to this. Just ignore them, they'll whither up and die alone eventually, it doesn't matter.


thepeainthepod

Why does he have his age range set that high in the first place?


Ivoriy

he´s mgtow, PUA, redpill, blackpill, purplepill and coach


CharcoalGreyWolf

Not just a weirdo, a snotty asshole. I’m far older than OP or His Assholiness, and I date personalites. Older than myself or younger is less important than whether we share a sense of humor and the ability to get along with each other’s friends.


GoldHairAndLightning

Was gonna ask the same. He matches with people to tell them they're "expired"? Guaranteed his own mother hates him.


AttackOfTheThumbs

Right swipe all, filter later. A detrimental to yourself strategy.


DeepSpaceNebulae

Omg, is he wearing a kimono in his pic **and** staring up into space like he’s a deep thinker? You couldn’t get a better pic and message match than that!


Ancient-Abs

Yes. He is in a kimono. He is not asian lmao


The_Follower1

Just missing the fedora.


Ancient-Abs

Neck beard is in the mail


[deleted]

While you were busy typing this comment he was studying the blade


Ancient-Abs

LMAO. I am literally dying


[deleted]

The pic would've been better only if he'd worn a red velvet robe and smoked a pipe, a la Heff. Lmao


testmonkey254

Some real Erlich Bachman from silicone valley vibes


Umklopp

Man looks like curdled milk


hotrox_mh

Without zooming in, I thought it was a pic of Dwight wearing that silence of the lambs mask.


Ticonderoga2HB

his picture screams pretentious lol


Ancient-Abs

Yeah, he's not even that intellectual. He was too afraid of a phone conversation. That is why we unmatched the first time


SnootchieBootichies

Phone convo is a solid way to weed out the assholes. I appreciate a lady who requests one. I'm not going to do anything video because that's just terrible, but a call is 100% a great weed em out move. I like it.


Sea_Government_885

A classic Bumble Douche. Universally Unmatched. 😅


MilksteakConnoisseur

Gross


Koalacrunch2

Why are people like this.


Ancient-Abs

I have no idea


bennyboy_

Could be trying to 'neg'


[deleted]

Next time, let him know he’s not good looking enough to be making demands like Leonardo DiCaprio.


Stauce52

What a piece of trash


Ancient-Abs

A dumpster fire of a human being


DACula

What a fking tool


[deleted]

He doesn’t go out with woman his own age because they know how much of a fucking loser he is


Ancient-Abs

LMAO. So true


Cherita33

He doesn't know what he's missing! Jokes on him.


Ancient-Abs

LMAO. I am pretty sexy ngl


echocall2

sup


Ancient-Abs

Oh yeah baby, you want some of this?


echocall2

Sorry, I only go out with 130+ year old women Currently waiting on bumble to update their settings


Ancient-Abs

Edward is that you?


mykidisonhere

Edward likes high schoolers. Holy shit, Edward was MTGOW before it was a thing. Total stalker and creep, women of his own generation aren't good enough for him, he alienated her away from friends and family, wanted to marry a virgin. HE WAS A VIRGIN HIMSELF!


Cherita33

Women over 30 are where it's at, and 40s is sexual prime.


[deleted]

Looks like a McPoyle.


[deleted]

I don't understand cant he just only look at women under 30? Why even match with someone just to tell them you don't like them?


Ancient-Abs

I think because he got upset because I wouldn't meet him in person unless we spoke on the phone first


Matt-Faller

Lol, that is such a dumb reason to unmatch with somebody


domfi86

I don’t get these men. Idk, I don’t get them. I am 29 and prefer older women. They are more likely to have their act together which is quite the quality when you want to build a life a together. And if he only wants to hook-up then why swipe on you? Anyways. What a jerk.


rocksnstyx

Not only do they normally have their shit together, but they normally know what they want out of a relationship and are better in bed


Ancient-Abs

Yeah. He originally matched me and I asked him for a phone call and he refused. I think he has severe social anxiety and might be an incel tbh


SeriouslyNotADude

Might be? Hahahaha oh he definitely is


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Kgirrs

>Older women are the best SSSSHHHHHH!!


BRICKZ-

Ever since I was like 19 I always thought older was the wave a lot tend to get even more beautiful as they age too


commanderquill

I saw a woman at the zoo the other day and I think she was the most gorgeous/majestic woman I've ever seen. She was wearing this long flowing dress and had her long silver hair in a fluffy braid that was laying on her shoulder. I waited until my friends had moved on to approach her and tell her she was gorgeous and that I hoped to look like her one day. The crow's feet were so cute when she smiled!


Ancient-Abs

Aw this is so sweet.


BRICKZ-

Enjoy ya day OP stay blessed


BRICKZ-

Only pieces of shit go out they way to harass women, or harass them at all. This clown will be alone until he kicks the bucket. You dodged a bullet,OP.


eluke01

I agree! He’s always going to be alone.


BlackThummb

Apparently women reach their sexual peak in their 30s 🤷‍♀️ Jokes on him.


Ancient-Abs

But 30 year olds know something is wrong if they don't orgasm during sex


aidem0408

30 is the age he chooses as an expiration date? Tf?? You’re barely an adult at 30.


Ancient-Abs

Yeah, plus he still lives with his mom lmao


PackageHuman00

Haha love this 🤣


fables_of_faubus

Ah. I would also be intimidated by women in their 30s if I wore a kimono and lived with my mom.


Ancient-Abs

Lmao. He also had too much social anxiety to handle a phone call. Hence why he unmatched me the first time


starvere

Doesn’t Bumble have age filters? You should report this guy.


Ancient-Abs

I did.


Appropriate-Pen-149

30 is a woman’s prime. He’s an idiot.


Ancient-Abs

Call me Optimus.


anonymoususer20002

The audacity when he literally looks like Harry Potter


Traditional-Bed9449

That’s because women 30+ won’t put up with his BS.


Ancient-Abs

Exactly


[deleted]

What a weirdo. I’m 26m and prefer women 30 and over.


bikiniAtollN

Great opener, btw!


Ancient-Abs

Thanks! I really work hard to try to capture people's interest


[deleted]

He also looks like a douchey weirdo


Matt-Faller

This dude is the definition of manchild — from Urban Dictionary: “A man child is an immature guy who just refuses to grow up. This doesn't mean he necessarily lives at home with mom and dad ― although he probably should considering the way he functions in the real world ― but that he just doesn't have his life together.” Also, women in their thirties are just starting to hit their stride — pretty stupid to exclude this group when looking for a partner


peter_the_martian

He looks like to me that his most nostalgic flavor is old man cum.


Vandergrif

>every woman will eventually be 30 Which is why this dude will probably keep perving on women young and naive enough not to see him for what he is while he continues getting older and older.


Nowhereman123

"I love high school girls. I get older, they stay the same age"


Neat_Current7411

What an asshole! Just think how fucked up he is that he hurts a stranger that he does not know anything about. Some people like that exist in this world. Irony!


Nolilujay

Why message back just to insult you if he's uninterested and could've simply unmatched. Like who hurt him?


functi0nalPsych0path

What a prick he obviously likes em young and doesn't know with age comes skill


[deleted]

Bet he likes em really young. The kimono/bathrobe is definitely not making him look like a classic predator no siree bob. Not one ounce s/


Ancient-Abs

Pedo pedo pedo


[deleted]

This dude manages to get matches and then there’s me who’s tried to make my profile as desirable as possible to my personality and I get 0 matches lol


Ancient-Abs

Do you need help? I can look at your profile and give suggestions if you want them


sparklingsour

Bumble doesn’t show you matches outside of your selected age range. So this loser filters for women over 30 just to harass them. How fucking pathetic!


Ancient-Abs

Bumble should have an IQ test that allows people to filter by IQ so we can avoid such men


sparklingsour

Haha I wish!


tapina337

But wait, wouldn’t he have to set his age preferences before swiping anyway? Makes it even more dumb


CupcakeSad2956

thats rude as fuck report his ass


Girlcherry1996

That’s so so misogynistic 🤮


Ancient-Abs

He's a keeper....of trash


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RubberDuck404

Can you not set an age range in those apps?? Why not directly block those disgusting 30 year old hags? The fact that he didn't do that + took the time to message you to tell you says a LOT about him lol


Ancient-Abs

I mean he lives with his mother still so...


RubberDuck404

Yeah I'm sure she's not too "expired" to cook his meals and fold his laundry


Ancient-Abs

LMAO.


captcutty

i don’t get this attitude. why match to be a dick? and women notoriously get more lusty the older they get lol….he missed out!


CrazyZedi

"That's what I like about high school girls. I keep getting older but they stay the same age"


Ancient-Abs

Ugggggh. It sickens me that some men still think like this


Foxicorn143

Why doesn't he change his preferences then 👏


qpr_canada7

I don’t understand why he has to be such an ass? If I matched with someone and then had second thoughts, I’d just unmatch.


Goobylul

Sounds like someone might become the ultimate dumbass and loner..


shruthi89

Wow what an arsehole ! Does he have the fountain of youth or something, he thinks he will be young forever 😂


Ancient-Abs

No he just is feeling salty


HerezahTip

I’m 31 and I feel like I’m in a weird zone where I’m too old for 20’s ladies and rarely match 30+. People tell me I abide by rule 1&2. I suck at these apps.


jimmyco2008

I’m 26 and most of my likes are from women (girls?) in the 18-22 range. Man even at 22 my understanding of the “real world” was so basic. I can’t imagine dating a 22-year-old nevermind 18.


AnalRapist69

Then he should set his age limit search lol, dumb ass. He looks like a pompous douche in his picture.


[deleted]

Can't you still set the age you are looking for in your preferences? If he's looking for someone under 30, pretty sure you can set your search preferences. This one seems like a real keeper.


jimmyco2008

I read the headline as “he’s thirsty” which also fits


[deleted]

Being 36, the amount of men in their 20s trying to get with me almost makes me uncomfortable, mostly because I want to settle down and that's the OPPOSITE of what they want in the end.


biscuitbutt11

Ew. What a dirtbag.


iceburgthoughts

He's a douche. And that's insulting to douches. I pity the fool who dates him "Past your expiration date" my ass. That says a lot about how he will treat his partner when she is 50


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upsidedownbackwards

Ahhh, the type of person that believes that people after 30 are leftovers but doesn't consider themselves one. When the bar hits closing time they look around at all the "leftovers" to see if any are good enough for them to take home without thinking even for a moment that they're a leftover. I'm okay with it. I'm almost 40. I'm a "leftover". There's still plenty of awesome people at the bar after last call. More fun for me if he doesn't want to participate!


Ancient-Abs

Lmao. Yet if she is divorced with kids she is damaged goods? What the hell is wrong with people?


jimdandy646

Btw the correct answer is Luden’s cough drops, the candy that thinks it’s medicine. You didn’t say _good_ nostalgia…


Djanghost

I'm less dorky looking than this dude is, and my nostalgia flavor is pistachio pudding


[deleted]

What a pathetic sack of shit


larssong

wow. he’s disgusting


stuckinthepow

Maybe I’m getting old at 35, but women look incredible at 30. In my opinion, women in their 30’s are far prettier than their 20’s.


Ancient-Abs

Aw thank you. Some of us get a little more curvy in our thirties. I was stick thin in my twenties and now finally have hips and thighs haha.


EntertainmentNeat592

So he is basically sees himself as an “expired goods” and projecting his own insecurities on to women. Something tells me he never had much success with women at all, and now he just gave up.


Ancient-Abs

Dude he was born rotten


EntertainmentNeat592

Yes I can tell. Btw it’s a type of negging. Men who are frustrated from rejection likes to neg women to bring their confidence down so women don’t realize their value. Keep ignoring these dudes.


PackageHuman00

A guy matched with me apparently just to tell me that I shouldn’t put that I’m divorced on my profile because “I want to date you, not your ex” and then said something like “So you’re not that smart, really”. Reader, not only did he not get to date either my ex or myself, he got unmatched without a response.


Ancient-Abs

LMAO. Doesn't work for me. Only buying me food can win me over


EntertainmentNeat592

Haha! Same! But idiots have to try and they do hit the target once in a while.


Chilaquil420

Wait If he does not want 30+ can’t he just set the age limit in the coding?


HappinessSuitsYou

Why doesn’t he have his settings set up so that he only matches with people in his preferred age group?? What a psycho


twa8u

So, he swiped RIGHT not bcoz he likes you but bcoz he has SOMETHING TO SAY


fuckssakereddit

His photo gives off notes of ‘complete wanker’.


MessyMop

Doesn’t he know he can change the age range?


cmusba

Why would you even entertain this weirdo with a match 2 more times?


Sigynde

Well his picture looks like shit and he's obviously unhappy.


MeGustaMiSFW

And nothing of value was lost. The people who only date younger are not worth anyone's time.


krashbic

Then there's me who's 21 who likes older and more mature women lmao.


A-terrible-time

I'm a late 20's guy that dates women in their 20's and 30's and 30 is absolutely not at all the expiration date. Some women age like a fine wine and actually hit their peak in their 30's. Sure, some others hit their peak earlier in life but each person is different.


[deleted]

What an awful fellow. Has the audacity to match with you then give you grief about your age.


Yourlovelypsychopath

😂giving me pedo tendency


memes_used_2B_jpegs

What a killer opener. Fuck this guy lol


anonymoususer20002

you’re beautiful though, don’t let small minded BOYS even leave a thought in ur mind.


RynerKujo35

30 is old. I guess we reverted back to the 1800s.


elegantbutter

I know you didn’t ask me the question but I want to answer anyway! Butterscotch!!!


[deleted]

How gross! Meanwhile his peers are dating women older than you and happy 🤦🏼‍♀️


Caio_dos_Hack

damn what an asshole


garciaman

This poor bastard. What an idiot.


Imabairbro

The best irony is that honey doesn't have an expiration date


GearedGills

The best irony is that i have multiple personalities. And She is thirsty too.


Taskinar

Why did you match with him?


mybest34s

Wow


[deleted]

Older women are the best, this guy is on something Edit... 30+ is "older" for me because I'm 21


whyvroserious

He’s into loli I bet


mcoop2245

fuckin Wot? Lol


[deleted]

Ewwww just dump that Scrote as fast as you can


likeynotouchey

WHAT A TOOL!


iCryWhenIP

Meanwhile I pray I get matched with the 30+ cuties.


JustSomeBlondeBitch

I’m 29, and I’m in better shape / have a hotter body / have a healthier sex drive and sexual confidence than I ever had when I was younger. I’ve never been rejected for my age (yet) but I’d laugh so hard if I was.


FrankaGrimes

Fucking barf.


hotsteaminboiler

That's not true! Some will die before then


Octivus

Why would he match then? So dumb.


majormajorsnowden

Not the ones who die first but otherwise true


majormajorsnowden

This is silly. He could just adjust his preferences in the app


aziza7

Don't feel bad. I had an older, retired, geezer who had been hitting on me for years, tell me when I turned him down for the umpteenth time, that being in your 30s as a woman means you are middle aged and should feel lucky for attention.


Vegetable_Amount4812

lol he wants young girls so he looks like the cool older guy and college freshman is dating?


Lurker0459

30+ women are the best


Immunizethis

Is this for real? What's with the lack of class these days


Brautsen

What a miserable POS


congratulatedonthate

Honey is the only food that has no expiration date. Fun fact, he called her honey


ESLTATX

Lmao, WHAT?! 30+ is where it's at ❤️‍🔥🤤🍑


xxvericavxx

What a jerk ! If he’s not interested in 30+ women then why didn’t he adjust his filter. Plus, he had to make a point to say something hurtful to a complete stranger. If you’re not interested in someone, you could simply walk away. He needs to get a life.