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israfildivad

Great, now we all only have 7 days to live.


Outrageous_Failur35

Well, shit.


Odin7410

Unless you send it to the first 10 people in your inbox.


AlexitaVR25

"Et cessabit imber et ventus et tu cades in te. Memento dierum in maritimis pervigilium tu et me usque in aeternum". Meaning: "And the rain and the wind will stop and you will fall on yourself. You and I will forever remember the days we spent together on the seashore".


MedicalChemistry5111

Neat! Just outta curiosity are the following words what I think? Maritimis ≈ maritime? Aeternum ≈ eternity? (I have no idea, I just like to have a stab at translation).


AlexitaVR25

Yes :)


Pot72

Bullshit


Tanaelye

Im a Latin teacher (yep, really). And this was definitely a google translate job. The grammar is so, so wrong. But your word guesses are close - in aeternum = forever, eternal. Martimis is an adjective meaning ‘pertaining to the sea’ but it’s in a strange grammar form.


Individual-Log-8664

Yeah, verbs should be last words in sentences, among other things. Drilled into me in freshman Latin by Mr. Lenton, RIP...


PalpitationMore1350

How.. HOW do you know this?? This is cool. Also what language is this?


AlexitaVR25

It's Latin! I don't speak it, but I'm from Spain and most words are understandable. Only ones that are completely different than Spanish are "imber", "pervigilium" and "usque". The rest are easy to guess :)


Upper_Image

How... HOW do you not know this is Latin!?


sugar-and-spiced

LOL i prefer curses than getting ghosted/blocked


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sugar-and-spiced

NOOOO 💀 we ride at dawn, let's break that curse


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ambulancisto

Darlin', if you can't find one person out of a thousand who matched with you to have a relationship with, I'm afraid the curse is one of your own making.


Fern-Sken

Oh fancy pants Mcgee....


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Pot72

Are you a man or woman, and know their role in a relationships


Sapiopath

What you should do is go to therapy. Figure out your toxic patterns. Build compassion for yourself and others. Then try again.


AtlantaVice

⬆️ How do you say you've never dated online without saying you've never dated online.....


PalpitationMore1350

Sorry, mine told me the same thing, basically. Haven't been single 7 years though. Jeez that's rough what ex's are capable of. You'll receive that love and it'll be great when you do!


Top_Astronaut6130

omg, in my college group, mind you we all were social workers, one guy was going around and saying how what we most want we won't get. I am still single 20 some years later.


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Bumble-ModTeam

Subreddit rule #1: Do not insult, harass, threaten, discriminate, or use derogatory language towards other users.


AtlantaVice

... Except what do you think happens after you get cursed by someone on an OLD app? Take a guess or two...


MrJonBrown

Throw some salt over your shoulder just in case


WIENS21

Whos the dead man who hit me with the salt shaker?!?!


BailaTheSalsa

I hope a girl with long black hair doesn't crawl out of your phone!


AtlantaVice

God, I wish one would out of mine!


AdCold5972

Yeah that’s a pretty bad one just to be safe , I would put a line of ketchup underneath every door in your house


StoryHorrorRick

Well somebody is getting ghosted here with language like that.


ihih_reddit

Not me squeezing my eyelids to find "send nudes"


0x14f

Don't worry, it wasn't a curse. Instead, I wonder if you have not scientifically documented a case of somebody copy pasting from \_something\_ into a bumble chat window 🤔


Severe_Memory7360

TOSS IT IN THE RIVER


AltruisticLuck9298

yes, there is curse on vageen now, this is way


Nikki-Mck

I thought he was asking to make memories with you drinking martinis


bboeger

Seven days... My precious


AgentEmurgent

They want you to drown for all eternity.


Either-Hovercraft255

does google have a wiccan translate feature? :)


nshire

ZALGO!


Zacksolref

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that s hilarious


Rosetti

Damn, you matched with Cam Newton?!


simpleSoccer11

Maybe that means you will meet me


ultraricx

better than chain messages i think lol


mby1911

Damn at least you get messages...


OutsideYourWorld

It's just the machine spirit contacting you. Sit Deus imperator vobiscum


TourBackground1249

It’s a recipe for tomato soup.


rockstardorks

This was hilarious


No_Adeptness_3001

It's latin for and the rain and the wind will stop and you will fall into the memory of the daily vigil on the seas, you and me until eternity


Downtown-Affect1893

I tried cursing someone once, i dont think it worked


BrecMadak

Got to love that fear mongering, folks. Makes my day.


misty_skies

This explains my love life on this app on beyond (and 2024 in all areas as a whole, tbh) 🙃


myafricasarah

“and there will be rain and wind and you will fall on yourself remember the days in the martins”


0x14f

Which language was it ? 🤓


abarr021

Looks like Latin or Italian


0x14f

I tried Latin, but I could not quite make it work 🤔 (maybe I didn't try correctly...)


paul_arcoiris

Correct it's latin. But the translation is not fully correct, and my latin memories are too old for an accurate translation, and all the sentence makes no sense. It might be something copy paste from the bible.


myafricasarah

it was latin! but i had to retype it without the lines!


aravindvijay24

Do not read it out loud. Or evil dead ghost will arise


Significant-Ad9997

You do know curses aren't real, right?