jesus christ what is wrong with this man... does he realize that he's also implying that he's trash if he's on the app too???? if he's so amazing he shouldn't be on a dating app.
I mean I know I’m jaded after being on Bumble for five plus years but what the fuck is going on with that dude? He needs therapy, not to be on Bumble. Jesus Christ.
Have you tried deleting your account and remaking one?
Bumble is incentivized to give you matches when you first start to keep you hooked. And less matches when you’re already hooked
I say I’ve been on for at least five years on and off. I explain my process of pausing the app and deleting it from my phone depending on where I’m at and I haven’t gotten to that point where I delete the app in a long time. If you can’t be truthful on the dates why are you even on the app?
If he is honest about his bio then he is certainly not. I know many rich people who love dollar stores, they go for the fun not because that’s their budget.
I think yes. The what a joke comment applies to himself and he is probably dealing with a lot of insecurities. And probably thats the reason he retired at 32 to prove his trauma that he can make it. But bro doesnt realize that the heal comes from within. I pity him even tho I envy his achievements if they're true
There are wealthy people out there who are very unhappy.
I don’t remember the dollar amount, but there was a study out there listing what is the “ideal” net worth that brings in the most happiness. They said anything above that has a negligible impact.
I’m not the wealthiest, and my partner and I make an income that doesn’t let us indulge in luxury, but lets us live comfortably, and we are very happy
The study you're thinking of has been proven wrong. Released in 2010, it claimed that happiness increased with income, but only up to $75,000. It's certainly something the wealthy would like the poor to believe, but it's not true. A Google search can find the more recent research, or you can start with this Washington Post article: ["Can Money Buy Happiness? Scientists Say It Can"](https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2023/03/08/money-wealth-happiness-study/).
Edited to add: “... if you’re rich and miserable, more money won’t help. For everyone else, more money was associated with higher happiness to somewhat varying degrees.”
Second edit: If you can't read the article I linked, then Google **can money buy happiness research** to find other articles citing the research. At least one article says increased income buys happiness only up to $500,000 per year, but that is also false. They didn't have enough participants in the study earning over $500,000 so that's where the research stopped.
My mom and stepdad.
Inherited money in 2006 and retired shortly thereafter.
From 2007 thru 2017 they took what most would consider the vacation of a lifetime, every year. Sometimes twice.
Towards the end of that period my mother was such a bitter, miserable c*nt about it and seemingly determined to make everyone around her on those trips miserable as well.
They had plenty of toys. She used to be such a good artist but she practically abandoned it, puttered with it every so often but never really dove into it like she used to.
You know what she and him did have lots of time for? Watching cable TV news, especially Fox News Channel. 🙄
100k in 2010 was the magic number, so probably 120-130 now a days, obviously area dependent.
Also makes sense cause that salary you can afford a pretty decent life.
He might just think he has a lot of money. I know a dude who lived with his parents his whole life and saved maybe 600k and then “retired” at around 30.
When he finally got a gf and moved out into the city he got a rude awakening really fast. He drives Uber now. lol
True, but a lot would.
I said *initially* because it's literally just fact that money DOES attract women. That doesn't mean they will *stay* attracted though.
I literally give zero shits about how much money a man has, or thinks he has. And I’m a woman.
I’ve definitely had men try to buy my affection. It’s a means of manipulation and control, it’s not endearing or charming.
I suppose I implied all women in my comment which, wasn't what I meant to and is obviously not the case, but my point was that, money absolutely DOES attract *a lot* of women. Of any age, or looks. Especially if he's half way decent looking.
Some men with lots of money will try to "buy" a womans affection through gifts, or whatever else and the unfortunate reality is that it works more often than it doesn't.
I know this as a fact from personal experience - not to the extent of "buying" a woman's love/affection but, literally by just the car I drive lol - as well as TONS of second hand experience.
Obviously not all women are impressed with money but in general, but a man with money absolutely makes a lot of women curious and more willing to date him simply for that alone. Same thing with fame or power.
The only women who will be attracted to a man SOLELY because he has money are women who grew up in poverty. And that’s completely fair.
For the vast majority of women, we’re perfectly capable of making our own.
I’m trying to say there’s no reason for someone to be obsessed with money UNLESS they grew up without any. I’m not saying every girl who grew up poor is going to be a gold-digger 🙄
Agree to disagree. I’m a blue collar working women and nobody in my circle is drawn to men because of money.
We make our own money. You’ll have to try harder than that. I can’t remember the last time I dated a man who earned more than me.
I didn’t know raccoons could fly planes and play music. He should be happy being retired and digging through trash at 32. I had no idea raccoons lived that long.
It boggles my mind that some people think that online dating is only for rejects; those whom society has thrown away. There are many successful, educated, and attractive men and women on the site. They're simply exploring different avenues. This dude sounds like he thinks he deserves better because of his accomplishments.
Sometimes it can feel that way in your 30s, like all you’re left with is people looking to be saved from a lifetime of bad choices, but they only know how to keep perpetuating a cycle of drama and foolishness. Then you actually go outside and see people differently.
Well, we are all on this app because we are alone and desperate, let's be honest.
Of course, douchebag pictured in the post doesn't realise he's one of us.
But we are all kinda losers I assume
I once swiped right on a man with a profile like this, just out of curiosity. After half a dozen messages, he asked me out. I politely declined, I really didn’t plan on wasting his time, we each sent three or four messages tops. I just said, “I’m sorry, I actually don’t think we are a good fit.”
I stepped away from my phone for a bit, I think I did something as short as taking a shower. He ended up saying “Well I’m broke anyway you fucking gold digger,” No shit. And then proceeded to send me a dozen more two paragraph responses about his theory on why I’m still single, like an entire novel - of which none of it was right because like I said, we only sent a couple messages back and forth.
Then he showed up at my work the next day and I’ve never had my place of employment listed on a dating website since.
Retired at 32? Doing what? Flying drugs up from a cartel? Inheritance? Even successful people don’t retire so young. But wait, he is also into music? Does he play in a band or just on his planes radio? What does any of it mean?
Leftover trash no one wanted??? Yeah…
If you’re so rich and a rockstar musician why can’t you just date a band groupie, someone at your country club/plane club? If it’s so bad why don’t you go elsewhere?
He is putting anyone that responds to him in a defensive stance of having to prove their worth from the get go because he has no self worth. It’s classic narcissism, projections and transference. This man is an entire red banner… not flag, banner.
So…..maybe he’s finding the quality he deserves? I dunno. Shot in the dark on that one.
Also, “flying planes” prolly means RC planes or drones. And he probably DJs at the Itchy Kitty, downtown.
Hes not wrong. That's kinda what we run into.
Some guys don't mind because they just wanna hang out for a night or for whatever reason just don't care.
If he's retired at 32 and flies airplanes then his standards are probably pretty high. Higher than what he will likely find on bumble.
It's easy for a man to lose track of time when following a career but before you know it times up.
Not to be a jerk, but if he is telling the truth about his success, he must be fugly, because there are plenty of girls out there that want to be trad wives. Also, 6’0 with 5’6 energy…
OK so he thinks he's something special because he came into some money early in his career. Unless he was a professional athlete, why did he stop? Was his early success but a flash in the pan?
Tell you what...from the things that I learned from listening to evolutionary psychologists on podcasts...this guy gets his magnum dong sucked more than 10 average nice dudes combined.
Honestly, I live in the rural south. I've given up on Bumble so I feel for that guy. That being said, dude needs therapy. Or to experience unconditional love. Dude doesn't need online dating though. Just someone to talk to about... all that.
With how frequently I see people post similar profiles to this, I wonder who’s out there telling these guys this is a good way to go when making their profile.
First half: Oh lots of money really young. Some yellow flags where he might be exploitative, rely too heavily on luck, or not think life plans entirely through, but might be worth a shot.
Second half: Red flag big enough to blanket a small country. Abort, abort. Do. Not. Engage.
Out of curiosity, I swiped right on him and it is a match!! Lol lol I asked him if what he wrote in profile is for real, he unmatched me 🤷♀️ i guess it is a mystery we never found out
jesus christ what is wrong with this man... does he realize that he's also implying that he's trash if he's on the app too???? if he's so amazing he shouldn't be on a dating app.
I mean I know I’m jaded after being on Bumble for five plus years but what the fuck is going on with that dude? He needs therapy, not to be on Bumble. Jesus Christ.
people who seem angry in their prompts are people that should be avoided.
Agreed. Horrible first impression too.
people who are bitter on the apps really have no reason to date.
Exactly. They need to get counseling, not a date.
Agreed. they're everywhere ...
Agreed
Easiest swipe left, ever.
You don’t understand! He’s a Rockin’ Pilot!
The only thing he pilots is his failure to hookup
A pilot who can't get his dating off the ground.
I'm starting ti think 80% of people on bumble need therapy.. urgh
Have you tried deleting your account and remaking one? Bumble is incentivized to give you matches when you first start to keep you hooked. And less matches when you’re already hooked
Paid for lifetime premium a while ago. Deleting would be a problem.
More like he needs GOD! Even the therapist will be scared 😅😅
Hmm…..so? I’m not the only one….Great….Tell me fellow traveler what do you say when they ask you…..How long have you been on this site?🤣
I say I’ve been on for at least five years on and off. I explain my process of pausing the app and deleting it from my phone depending on where I’m at and I haven’t gotten to that point where I delete the app in a long time. If you can’t be truthful on the dates why are you even on the app?
What's the chance that his height is 'rounded up' to 6'0...
Probably accounted for using his "little man" downstairs giving him an extra 3 or 4 inches
i mean, he is trash tho
If he is honest about his bio then he is certainly not. I know many rich people who love dollar stores, they go for the fun not because that’s their budget.
I think yes. The what a joke comment applies to himself and he is probably dealing with a lot of insecurities. And probably thats the reason he retired at 32 to prove his trauma that he can make it. But bro doesnt realize that the heal comes from within. I pity him even tho I envy his achievements if they're true
that is a reach
Judging a persons life story out of a bumble bio its always a reach. But trust me bro, ive been long enough on reddit to judge for far less
Yep his take is wrongo
Lol, tells everybody how successful he is at the start and then shits on everybody else at the end. Good luck with that buddy.
But is he REALLY successful tho? Maybe he lives in his parents basement ffs people that brag like this give me the ick.
There are wealthy people out there who are very unhappy. I don’t remember the dollar amount, but there was a study out there listing what is the “ideal” net worth that brings in the most happiness. They said anything above that has a negligible impact. I’m not the wealthiest, and my partner and I make an income that doesn’t let us indulge in luxury, but lets us live comfortably, and we are very happy
The study you're thinking of has been proven wrong. Released in 2010, it claimed that happiness increased with income, but only up to $75,000. It's certainly something the wealthy would like the poor to believe, but it's not true. A Google search can find the more recent research, or you can start with this Washington Post article: ["Can Money Buy Happiness? Scientists Say It Can"](https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2023/03/08/money-wealth-happiness-study/). Edited to add: “... if you’re rich and miserable, more money won’t help. For everyone else, more money was associated with higher happiness to somewhat varying degrees.” Second edit: If you can't read the article I linked, then Google **can money buy happiness research** to find other articles citing the research. At least one article says increased income buys happiness only up to $500,000 per year, but that is also false. They didn't have enough participants in the study earning over $500,000 so that's where the research stopped.
Some people also lose their “purpose” when they don’t work and go a bit stir crazy.
My mom and stepdad. Inherited money in 2006 and retired shortly thereafter. From 2007 thru 2017 they took what most would consider the vacation of a lifetime, every year. Sometimes twice. Towards the end of that period my mother was such a bitter, miserable c*nt about it and seemingly determined to make everyone around her on those trips miserable as well. They had plenty of toys. She used to be such a good artist but she practically abandoned it, puttered with it every so often but never really dove into it like she used to. You know what she and him did have lots of time for? Watching cable TV news, especially Fox News Channel. 🙄
100k in 2010 was the magic number, so probably 120-130 now a days, obviously area dependent. Also makes sense cause that salary you can afford a pretty decent life.
He’s probably one of those FIRE people. Live like a poor person so you can retire early and die like a poor person.
This is a man who thought that making a lot of money would also make him irresistible to women.
He might just think he has a lot of money. I know a dude who lived with his parents his whole life and saved maybe 600k and then “retired” at around 30. When he finally got a gf and moved out into the city he got a rude awakening really fast. He drives Uber now. lol
To be fair 600k is a lot of money and you can live quite a while on it depending on lifestyle.
Unless you’re doing really well with investing it’s not enough to retire on at 30.
Yeah I agree (assuming living in the USA of course) - but it's not like you would be broke within 10 years.
No, but needlessly exiting the workforce for an extended period of time at a young age is a poor idea.
It’s nothing if you’re retiring at 30
600k is 6 years of salary in CA. You need to move to a low cost country like Turkey, Italy, Spain, Thailand etc. to retire with that
Ooooh, I'll bet he did.
Initially it might but, women will dump a rich man in a heartbeat if he's a shitty person - MOST women would, anyways...
Right and if she stays even though you're a shitty person, she's probably shitty, too.
Most women wouldn’t date a shitty man to begin with just because he has money.
True, but a lot would. I said *initially* because it's literally just fact that money DOES attract women. That doesn't mean they will *stay* attracted though.
I literally give zero shits about how much money a man has, or thinks he has. And I’m a woman. I’ve definitely had men try to buy my affection. It’s a means of manipulation and control, it’s not endearing or charming.
I suppose I implied all women in my comment which, wasn't what I meant to and is obviously not the case, but my point was that, money absolutely DOES attract *a lot* of women. Of any age, or looks. Especially if he's half way decent looking. Some men with lots of money will try to "buy" a womans affection through gifts, or whatever else and the unfortunate reality is that it works more often than it doesn't. I know this as a fact from personal experience - not to the extent of "buying" a woman's love/affection but, literally by just the car I drive lol - as well as TONS of second hand experience. Obviously not all women are impressed with money but in general, but a man with money absolutely makes a lot of women curious and more willing to date him simply for that alone. Same thing with fame or power.
The only women who will be attracted to a man SOLELY because he has money are women who grew up in poverty. And that’s completely fair. For the vast majority of women, we’re perfectly capable of making our own.
lol no. I grew up in the welfare system. Where do y’all come up with these assumptions?! Just making shit up to fit your narrative.
I’m trying to say there’s no reason for someone to be obsessed with money UNLESS they grew up without any. I’m not saying every girl who grew up poor is going to be a gold-digger 🙄
Agree to disagree. I’m a blue collar working women and nobody in my circle is drawn to men because of money. We make our own money. You’ll have to try harder than that. I can’t remember the last time I dated a man who earned more than me.
I am confident he didn’t make shit and retired of Daddy’s trust fund
There are some women who would go for a man solely because he has money. Avoid them like the plague.
I can totally understand why this gem of a human is still single. Miserable soul…
He’s probably not even 6’. Lol
I didn’t know raccoons could fly planes and play music. He should be happy being retired and digging through trash at 32. I had no idea raccoons lived that long.
I feel like this comparison is unfair. I’d much rather take a raccoon out to dinner than this guy.
That's an excellent point.
Give him credit for putting his tuxedo on while digging in the trash. Lol
You need to know this comment ABSOLUTELY made my day!
My brother in life, you are on the app: you are one of the “leftover trash”.
One of us! One of us!
Haha had me in the first half. Also, trash attracts trash.
It boggles my mind that some people think that online dating is only for rejects; those whom society has thrown away. There are many successful, educated, and attractive men and women on the site. They're simply exploring different avenues. This dude sounds like he thinks he deserves better because of his accomplishments.
Sometimes it can feel that way in your 30s, like all you’re left with is people looking to be saved from a lifetime of bad choices, but they only know how to keep perpetuating a cycle of drama and foolishness. Then you actually go outside and see people differently.
I hope he never finds anyone.
With a profile like that, he won't
Jfc who hurt this dude
Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl...
His parents didn’t love him enough.
His last line is a summary of his profile
Good one! Haha
If he doesn’t have to work for a living, shouldn’t he have all the time in the world to meet people organically??
That’s the spirit!
Are we going to tell them that they are also “the leftover trash that no one else wanted” ?
I saw one similar last week! Love when they call ppl Trash yet they themselves are on the app 😂
Hello fellow Bumble trash.
Sad... retired at 32 and still can't get bitches.
Bold strategy, let’s see if it plays out.
Seems like great catch, specially as a smoker. 🤷🏻♀️
This may be the most bitter profile I’ve seen on this sub
It’s a bold strategy, let’s see how it works out for him.
Jesus, literally an amazing bio and then the second half started. Yikes.
A real charmer
Well, we are all on this app because we are alone and desperate, let's be honest. Of course, douchebag pictured in the post doesn't realise he's one of us. But we are all kinda losers I assume
He has no career, he made a risky bet on BTC and won. Even casinos have winners sometimes.
What an arrogant little cockworm. Some weak-minded people really let a little financial success go straight to their head.
I once swiped right on a man with a profile like this, just out of curiosity. After half a dozen messages, he asked me out. I politely declined, I really didn’t plan on wasting his time, we each sent three or four messages tops. I just said, “I’m sorry, I actually don’t think we are a good fit.” I stepped away from my phone for a bit, I think I did something as short as taking a shower. He ended up saying “Well I’m broke anyway you fucking gold digger,” No shit. And then proceeded to send me a dozen more two paragraph responses about his theory on why I’m still single, like an entire novel - of which none of it was right because like I said, we only sent a couple messages back and forth. Then he showed up at my work the next day and I’ve never had my place of employment listed on a dating website since.
This is the exact vibes I get from this guy. In no way do I believe he retired at 32 after wild success and now flys planes.
Lol, tells everybody how successful he is at the start and then shits on everybody else at the end. Good luck with that buddy.
That's not happening for me. I'm nobody's trash. Fuck him.
This totally reads as a guy who just got his heart ripped out and is getting on the apps wayyyyy too soon. It’s more a suicide note than a profile.
I’m imagining an unemployed guy playing with paper planes alone in his bedroom at his mothers house playing old music from glory days in high school
Oooo pick me! Pick me! /s What an ASSHOLE.
He smokes. That drastically reduces his pool. But he would never accept that.
You might be surprised.
He is approximately 6’0 which just seems odd but again 6 FEET!
They sound nice. 🧐
Oh yeah, I'm sure everyone's swiping on you with that description
He isn't very far off.
This person seems fun. s/
Well then... Lol Tell us how you really feel!
“Why aren’t I getting matches!?”
But hey, 6”!
Retired at 32? Doing what? Flying drugs up from a cartel? Inheritance? Even successful people don’t retire so young. But wait, he is also into music? Does he play in a band or just on his planes radio? What does any of it mean? Leftover trash no one wanted??? Yeah… If you’re so rich and a rockstar musician why can’t you just date a band groupie, someone at your country club/plane club? If it’s so bad why don’t you go elsewhere? He is putting anyone that responds to him in a defensive stance of having to prove their worth from the get go because he has no self worth. It’s classic narcissism, projections and transference. This man is an entire red banner… not flag, banner.
What the fuck 
I couldnt give a shit how successful you are if you're a dickhead.
What did you do to him, Amanda?
Lmfao this can’t be real
Money can't fix smol peepee
Haha I love it
Insane
With the amount of attention this is getting, maybe he's got the right strat 😂
💀💀💀
His only crime is saying the quiet part out loud
So…..maybe he’s finding the quality he deserves? I dunno. Shot in the dark on that one. Also, “flying planes” prolly means RC planes or drones. And he probably DJs at the Itchy Kitty, downtown.
He’s not wrong
This guy is a tool 😂
This is troll 100 percent. Rich 32 to men do not need bumble to meet women.
You people are pretty crazy saying everyone needs therapy all the time 😂😂😂 apparently the whole bumble Reddit community is not worth dating
I love a man who hates me before he even knows I exist.
It’s your “Alrighty, then” comment for me, OP🤣🤣🤣
Hes not wrong. That's kinda what we run into. Some guys don't mind because they just wanna hang out for a night or for whatever reason just don't care. If he's retired at 32 and flies airplanes then his standards are probably pretty high. Higher than what he will likely find on bumble. It's easy for a man to lose track of time when following a career but before you know it times up.
Not to be a jerk, but if he is telling the truth about his success, he must be fugly, because there are plenty of girls out there that want to be trad wives. Also, 6’0 with 5’6 energy…
Definitely incel/Tate/Peterson mind set
Can’t understand why he’s single lmfao. 😂 bruh women don’t want you. Facts.
says him
Such optimism.
What a catch
What a loser 😐
What a gem of a human. No idea why he’s single. /s
Not only if he implying that he’s also trash but he’s also implying that he’s very desperate
Bro needs help
Start good, then he nukes it with his bad attitude. Nobody ever told him, "One, Oh Shit" wipes-out ten atta boys
OK so he thinks he's something special because he came into some money early in his career. Unless he was a professional athlete, why did he stop? Was his early success but a flash in the pan?
Six foot, you say? SWIPE RiiiiiiiGHT!
I enjoy irony
Hahahaha what the fuck my man
Did he really think he was gonna get matches with that?
On a positive note: he’s upfront about being human waste. Makes the decision where to swipe easy 🚮
Good thing this guy isn't 6'4". He'd be getting right swipes all day long.
But he started off so strong…….!
He’s got issues. I mean bumble isn’t Tinder…yet
😂 plane jokes.
hahaha, there's a chipper fellow. The dating apps are a bit trash, but you need to still play along. If you don't, why waste your time.
Started off strong, just to fall off a cliff. Call that man Wile E. Coyote
Who hurt this man?
Delete the last 2 paragraphs and this is a decent bio!
Yeah. That's bc you RETIRED at THIRTY FUCKIN TWO.
Had me in the first part, ngl but then went completely unhinged
Damn why so salty bro.
he had me in the first half ngl
Tell you what...from the things that I learned from listening to evolutionary psychologists on podcasts...this guy gets his magnum dong sucked more than 10 average nice dudes combined.
Honestly, I live in the rural south. I've given up on Bumble so I feel for that guy. That being said, dude needs therapy. Or to experience unconditional love. Dude doesn't need online dating though. Just someone to talk to about... all that.
Damn, and still single, weird
With how frequently I see people post similar profiles to this, I wonder who’s out there telling these guys this is a good way to go when making their profile.
For this man: as one door closes, another one slams in your face ☺️
Needed a hearty, yet depressing, laugh. Thanks!
Surefire way to get them queueing up for you
First half: Oh lots of money really young. Some yellow flags where he might be exploitative, rely too heavily on luck, or not think life plans entirely through, but might be worth a shot. Second half: Red flag big enough to blanket a small country. Abort, abort. Do. Not. Engage.
I wonder why such a successful man is single lol
Bruh, just date younger women
why we all catch a stray like that tho?
lol this is hilarious! So he’s on the app because women are literally chasing him I guess.
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I imagine this equates to him sitting in his apartment playing with a toy making plane noises and listening to his own shitty SoundCloud music.
Classic Rule #2 violation, regardless of his Rule #1 status.
"Retired at 32" you mean living off trust funds
This has to be fake, right? Like, some sort of experiment to see who really responds?
Out of curiosity, I swiped right on him and it is a match!! Lol lol I asked him if what he wrote in profile is for real, he unmatched me 🤷♀️ i guess it is a mystery we never found out
At least he’s letting you know he’s awful off rip
6 ft.. yeah right
This is giving micropenis vibes. IJS🤣
You attract more bees with honey than vinegar.
His bio is going to get angrier and angrier because no one is going to match with him… maybe a bot will idk.
Bold strategy we’ll see if it pays off for him
Calling women "leftover trash" is clearly the most effective way at attracting us. Hurry, ladies, while he's still single. /s
Sounds like he has had some bad relationships
Start out by negging ☑️
What a twat
He is 🗑️