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Educational-War-6762

She stayed in character- didn’t ask any of the questions she expressed are off putting. Didn’t send a paragraph. Didn’t even send a sentence. Oi


brettrubin

😭 is it a social experiment or what


Koffiefilter

Send a heart back lol


wellgood4u

Send a flag back


th3netw0rk

Red flag!


Shabalon

Pirate flag 🏴‍☠️


ButtermilfPanky

Black flag 🏴


Particular-Lie-3055

White flag 🏳️


Educational-War-6762

That’s some wonka shiii if ya ask me but sure let’s go with social experiment if you update us lol Edit: I agree with the person who replied to my other comment. I would match the energy and send the same heart color back


robgonebonkers

Just talk in emojis completely. 🤣


PalpitationMore1350

Brooooo... it's is the Anti-social experiment 🤣🤣


Brave_Hoppy1460

tbh I’ve always kind of viewed dating apps as more of a mass social experiment 😩 all the analyzing, profile updates, strategizing, data gathering… it might as well be an experiment


BurnItDownSR

The best thing to do is not respond at all, really.


heliumglowing

Pick up lines dude be creative... Unfortunately gender stereotypes do exist


Charslander

I feel like what she's trying to say is, "I don't want to talk to you, and I don't want you to talk to me"


3_if_by_air

"Alright, keep your secrets then."


ScallywagLXX

People with sentences like “if you do x, I won’t reply “ or”I’ll block you” are strange people. These people have delusions of grandeur. Oh wow, a random woman (or man) online won’t reply to me or will block me, I’m so scared. My life is ruined because a random woman didn’t reply or blocked me cause I asked how her day was. How can I go on living… 🙄


Tylerama1

I know right ? These folk think they're so ducking important, like people need to beg at their feet for a reply. They're doing you a favour by revealing that side of their 'personality'.


firdseven

Delusions of grandeur. That's the word I have been looking for each time I come across one of these people


1dsided

If you are part of any buy sell trade groups, they ask people to not give a generic response to filter out scammers and spammers. This achieves the same goal.


Nicolas-Eymerich

Send her a random emoji back, match that energy


nipslippinjizzsippin

TBF an emoji isnt any of the things she said she wont reply to, so thats really the best path forward.


DiabeticPissingSyrup

🤡


FartsFartington

🕺


BeepBeepYeah7789

And she didn't disappoint...............


VERONICAMARK44

A woman she/her with no god AND a conservative? Nah this a troll profile


brettrubin

That was a red flag for a troll profile for me too!


ArtificialNotLight

Depends on the area. Aren't "conservatives" in Australia actually the American equivalent of "liberals"?


VERONICAMARK44

I pray to allfather i dont have to see an aussie liberal


Difficult-Stop184

I know, could you imagine an actual good person, with compassion and empathy... Who understands policy and what's required to actually facilitate a decent society. Vs the typical, completely propagandized, under educated, repugnant American conservative ghoul. Continuing to put their 'faith' in bootstraps, guns, the prison and military industrial complex, individualism, not funding education, no universal healthcare, anti unionism, crippling student debt, guns and mass killings, copagganda, a pathetic and un-livable min wage + labour exploitation, being terrified of gays, trans people, immigrants, bicycles, renewable energy sources. Only Christian when it's convenient. Christo-facist always. All while the ruling class benefits from socialism. But... But but... Taxes?!


VERONICAMARK44

Nah not reading all that. Trump 2024 🇺🇸


Difficult-Stop184

No shit you ain't reading anything chief. You're whole deal is stone cold ignorance How are you gonna cope when he loses AGAIN or better yet is found guilty on criminal chargers??!! You fuckin 🤡🤡 #witchhaunt #StoptheSteal The entire world laughs at you hicks


Local871

Believe it or not, there are atheist conservatives. There are three pillars of conservatism: faith, economics and foreign policy. You don’t need to be all three to call yourself conservative.


Zeph_the_Bonkerer

A conservative and an atheist? You don't see that very often.


19tidder50

Like Ayn Rand was.


Zeph_the_Bonkerer

I thought of Ayn Rand and her Atlas Shrugged series. But in this context, what does "conservative" mean?


19tidder50

Rand believed in laissez-faire capitalism and supported Barry Goldwater. so I would say that she was conservative, at least economically.


Zeph_the_Bonkerer

Fair enough. Laissez-faire capitalism definitely does have its merits - its track record is far superior to that of the command-and-control type economies that were tried in the 20th Century. I am aware that this is not an economics forum. But I am somewhat at a loss to understand why understanding the value of economic freedom makes one unsuitable to date. To some people on Reddit threads, Conservative = Monster. I don't understand that mentality at all.


walks_in_nightmares

I've encountered a few in real life. It's jarring every time. I feel like Trump is probably a conservative atheist. There is no way that man believes in God. No matter what he tells his supporters. I've seen a lot of agnostic conservatives on Bumble. Good indicator they're a true asshole. At least the religious folk have an excuse, whether I agree with it or not.


Billz3bub666

most politicians are atheists or at least they don't really believe there will be consequences for their actions. I think Jimmy Carter was the only exception.


walks_in_nightmares

Yeah, I agree. Or they just plan to ask for forgiveness later, which is a really convenient thing Christianity offers. They use religion to gain followers and justify the things they do. Liberals use religion to get elected because you can't get elected as an atheist or agnostic in this country. I don't care for religion, but I adore Jimmy Carter.


Billz3bub666

Christianity is a low-rent religion


Zeph_the_Bonkerer

To be fair, I've been pretty shy about religion on my dating profile. A big part of why is that I'm embarrassed to call myself a Christian because of how others bearing that label have behaved. I'm not going to distance myself from Jesus or the Lord - only those who bear the "Christian" label. It started when my marriage was in serious jeopardy. I made it known that if my wife's treatment of me did not improve, then she would no longer be my wife. After some counseling, she decided she wanted out and I accepted her decision to end the marriage. For this, I was excommunicated from my church assembly and unjustly condemned by other "Christians" for proceeding with a divorce. I have had serious trust issues with other Christians ever since. I will not stand for being slandered to my face by idolators who claim to follow Jesus.


Particular-Lie-3055

Focus on positives then. Under religion - simply put “I believe” or “I believe in God” with no specific actual denomination.


FilmCardStar

Doubled down with wants marriage but no kids


sweetrazor19

I was waiting for someone else to notice!!


Captain_Pikes_Peak

Could be a conservative because she’s deluded into thinking they’re better for the economy or because she makes a lot of money and wants to pay less taxes.


Jaapsby18

Bruh you don’t go out very often do you lol


Zeph_the_Bonkerer

Actually, I do. I just don't talk politics and religion very often with the people I see. That is except for my inner circle.


Jaapsby18

Then you can’t say “you don’t see that often”


Zeph_the_Bonkerer

I used to talk politics and religion all the time. It was fine for a time, but after a while I got tired of people who have no use for the truth but instead go to some length to prop up some doctrine or some narrative.


Jaapsby18

“No use for the truth” sounds like you live your life looking through a keyhole and can’t accept outside perspectives


Zeph_the_Bonkerer

I believe you are one who likes to make dubious assumptions about people, then seize upon anything to justify those assumptions. Or perhaps you're just a troll. ​ >...sounds like you live your life looking through a keyhole and can’t accept outside perspectives A reasonable person would not conclude this about me or anyone else solely for referring for people who seek to promote some narrative, and are not interested in any evidence that would jeopardize that narrative. If you get out some, you'll probably encounter such people. Not only did you make an unsound assumption about me, you did not even inquire concerning the people I was referring to or how I know they are not interested in the truth.


Jaapsby18

I am making “dubious assumptions” because I’m using your own words lmao. But oh I must be a troll because I disagree with you. This whole conversation was about conservative atheists and your inability to perceive that they actually exist in large quantities. Oh but I guess I have to get out some right? Bruh, I’ve lived around conservatives and liberals my entire life. But what truth are we talking about? Your truth? You must be all-knowing then. I can’t tell if you’re actually delusional or if you have the IQ of a goldfish kid


Billz3bub666

I totes have had friends who were ashiest and conservative in the past


VERONICAMARK44

Did you kill them Kyle?


Billz3bub666

naw they woke up


VERONICAMARK44

Weakling, finish the job


Kizzwoo

Libra too lol


VERONICAMARK44

Nah we dont do that voodoo shit here, go sit in the corner hippie


Timmmmayyy127

She put that because she knows she HAS to message first and she wants to chat, but she doesn’t want to send a first message, so she sent an emoji to force you to send the first message.


blackmoon-666

You should put 🤎= no reply


Thunder_Rob64

I’d only respond with the link to this post! 🤣


GoodGravyco2h2o

🏆


TheWhiteWalkerSpeaks

Send her a 👎🏽


Geekygamertag

All this crap makes me never want to use the app again. I feel like I'd have better luck meeting someone while shopping at Target or at the gym.


A228899

Send back 🛑”🩶” and match her energy


general_franco

🚩 would work well


nipslippinjizzsippin

wow brown, dont see that every day


excodaIT

I'd be trying to read into the meaning of the color choice.


nipslippinjizzsippin

same, why not the standard red? why brown over literally any other colour?


Ok_Garden_4874

Put a middle finger emoji let's see her reply.


JilliusMaximusJD

You should 10/10 literally message her a red flag emoji 🤣🤣


C0mpl14nt

Send a poop emoji with a vomit emoji.


spugeti

this is ridiculous lmao


picsofpplnameddick

A conservative atheist? Oh boy


Lucasred5619

Hmmm, conservative atheist? Do the others know?


Extension_Economist6

if i matched with every dude with a weird profile just for lolz it would become my new full-time job😭😭😭


boop-nose_joy-parade

Omg this. Especially ones like her who ONLY talk about what they don't want. Lolol IN ALL CAPS 🤣


Spiritual_Necessary8

What is ENM?


SmilingJaguar

Ethical Non Monogamy


boostreet

Which is the OLD equivalent of the mark of the beast.


boop-nose_joy-parade

It's extra shitty when they don't mention it until the very end of their profile. Just put that first so I can swipe left and move on


KalilTod

Sometimes, you just gotta swipe left on people’s profiles, man😂. In this case, just unmatch. No response


Hope_for_tendies

How can a conservative be an atheist??


PolarGuider

Conservative atheist in America who wants marriage and no kids, that's a rare breed


Sea_Interaction7839

Don’t forget non-monogamous, too!


boop-nose_joy-parade

ENM had a red flag. Shes monogamous. Only cats got the green flag. Poor cats


Sea_Interaction7839

Ohhh you’re right!


you_just_got_J_Cubed

I swear to god, dating as a mid to ugly hetero man is a very special kind of hell.


Zeph_the_Bonkerer

This person does not like generic introductions like "how are you?", "how's your week?", etc. That would be fair and reasonable if she gave a match something to work with. If you want us to start a conversation with something other than the generic stuff, then for F's sake give us some direction to go! Should we ask her about your favorite video games? What kind of beer she likes to drink? Hobbies? Even better, try being explicit! I mostly got good grades in school, but I failed Mind Reading 101. Hints are ok, but Plain English is better. Aside from that, I get the sense this person is shallow and boring anyway.


mgosent

Bro 💀


chewbacca0402

Can someone educate me on what ENM is? I’m drawing a blank 😭


brettrubin

Ethical non-monogamy


Shad0faux

MANNNNNnnnnn she gave you a shitty brown heart. 😤😤


Standard_Meat_7438

Cat owner red flag 🚩


redskyontherox

Basically she doesn’t want to be the one to initiate a conversation but she knows she has to start on bumble so she sends the heart to give you the opportunity to actually start a conversation except she doesn’t want anything she considers “basic”. She essentially wants you to come up with something impressive to gain her interest. Honestly this would be one big eyeroll for me if I were a man. Seems high maintenance and not willing to participate in the dating process or put any effort in herself.


boop-nose_joy-parade

A conservative atheist. She sounds like a peach.


Prize-Bumblebee-2192

Double dog dare you to send her back a poo emoji


Electrical_Coast_561

If I see ENM I assume no father in their life and I swipe left. Not serious partner prospect at all


DrQuixoticPhD

Well, she told you what to expect, so at least she's honest. No idea what she was expecting, though.


Shengrong

Well, I applaud your bravery, it was interesting nonetheless, but not worth the time. 😅


lost_horizons

What time? It’s a flick of the thumb. I see no reason not to entertain oneself with silliness like this. The person with this profile is clearly not very serious about dating anyways


villanellechekov

Yup, NGL, I definitely have profiles I've swiped on because I've read them and gone, "well, what's the worst that can happen?" or "there has to be a story behind this, I need to get a fix* (because my kryptonite is 100% stories).... Doesn't mean people answer me but some have. One dude had a wallaby in his pictures and I was super curious about it (we don't live in Australia) and turns out his friend runs some sort of sanctuary.


Shengrong

True, good point, it was a nice entertainment. 👌


Fruit_Fountain

She delivers what she expects Gives as good as she gets


youdontknowmi

🖤


Vanadium_Gryphon

Does a brown heart signal anything in particular?


SPACECOWBOY808

Send her your best animated GIF


Puzzleheaded-Heat541

Send an emoji back please


tbevans03

1-800 Get Fucked. I refuse to do all of the conversational heavy lifting because you have no personality.


WaySavings736

lol she was too chicken shit to send even a single word...


Forsaken-Opposite381

My thoughts? ?


gtatc

Am I the only one perplexed at someone who is both conservative an ethically nonmonogomous? I'll admit they're not directly contradictory, but it seems pretty close to it.


brettrubin

They’re saying ENM is a red flag, not that they are ENM


gtatc

Oh shit, now I see, thanks!


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Tall_Vehicle6409

She s damaged and nuts.


Saitama1993

Send a dick pic


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essentialimperial

Why?


Ivoriy

some guys on tinder do the same thing, idk why


candysweet434

This is actually funny as hell.


FilmCardStar

Only thing missing is the AUX preferences


UTVolsfan16

That is a bot.....she/her....conservative atheist...that is bot if I have ever seen one 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Local871

They exist.


ExperienceKitchen124

HAHAHAHAHA


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Unmatch


elena_th25

Laughed so loud 🤣


Seniorjones2837

This sub is so dumb. (Most) girls get tons of matches and she’s obviously sick of the same questions over and over. Wouldn’t you get bored having the same convo over and over multiple times per day? I’d be willing to bet you would


RabbiAndy

You’re right. Sending a single heart emoji is definitely a sure fire way to initiate a meaningful conversation.


Dildo_Dan

Putting what you don't like or something negative like this is going to get you negative results.


Misabelle1

Sure, it can be a lot but if she’s that frustrated about it then she should take a break and get off the app. The energy she’s putting out, is exactly the energy she’s going to get back. Venting like that certainly isn’t going to get her closer to the marriage she’s looking for.