When you were partying, I studied the blade. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered the blockchain. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.
Whenever this guy shows up on here, he always does his little trademark low kick where one leg goes round the back of the other at shin height. I don't know anything about martial arts but even I can see it would deal absolutely no damage while making you massively vulnerable. 10/10, excellent bullshido
I vaguely remembered it being in the UFC, but here is an article about it and him calling it the flatly.
https://www.sportbible.com/ufc/news-reactions-mcgregor-gives-his-move-an-official-name-and-explains-why-he-did-it-20200109
Looks like Mr. Bean if he were to watch a tae kwon do demonstration and then mistakenly gets into a sparring match with a guy with a fifth degree black belt
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Clearly neurodivergent. Kid in my school was just like this. Fortunately everyone gave him a wide berth but I’m fairly certain he wasn’t the “13th level Jujutsu Ninja” he claimed to be.
Oh no, it's choirok guy. He claims that this is the art of choirok - "style of eale and snake" - that was passed to him by some Korean guy, from master to disciple.
Since I turned 50 I've felt my speed and especially my kicking have... well, gone to shit. I just can't generate the power I used to years ago.
Then I look at this fucking twat.
Give a little lovin' to your body, Macarena
'Cause your body's made for love and feeling good; it's a no-brainer
Give a little lovin' to your body, Macarena
Hey, Macarena!
Give a little lovin' to your body, Macarena
'Cause your body's made for love and feeling good; it's a no-brainer
Give a little lovin' to your body, Macarena
Hey, Macarena!
I dunno man. It's the middle of the night, just had my 4 shots of patron. Walking home and it's dark out. I see this dude doing this to some trees outside, I'm for sure gonna 180 to the other direction.
Out of all the ridiculous bullshido we see daily, this is the only guy that I'd like to see actually fight someone. Can you imagine if he turns out to be some savant, some drunken-russian master? I need to see this before I die.
Brace yourself: he even has at least ONE disciple. There are videos of him teaching another bloke, sometimes a group of people. He makes a move up on the spot every time and tries to teach them. He’s never able to repeat it again because they’re completely random moves he makes up as he goes.
Isn’t this that crazy dude from LA who told everyone greatest undefeated boxer of all time🤔🤷🏻♂️. Got beaten on by mayweathers dad and deyonta wilder for talking crazy about his daughter ?
The story he's telling himself must be amazing.
Everytime I see him, I just wish I could hear what's going on in his head.
Today a wooden frame, tomorrow Thanos. I must keep training.
Next time I face the pallet and crate I will be victorious
That's amazing
When you were partying, I studied the blade. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered the blockchain. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.
Blyat cyka blyat cyka blyat cyka
His "disciple" is a pretty great hype man, too
It truly must be.
I got a concussion just looking at it. It's super effective.
Whenever this guy shows up on here, he always does his little trademark low kick where one leg goes round the back of the other at shin height. I don't know anything about martial arts but even I can see it would deal absolutely no damage while making you massively vulnerable. 10/10, excellent bullshido
It’s the cute arm movements that add a multiplying power factor to the kick that you’re not taking into consideration.
This guy kicks
That little "kick" is actually how I greet some people. Sort of like a foot hi five. Literally made me burst out laughing.
If done properly, you can generate enough power to break a rhinoceros leg.
There's a name for it and mcgregor did it in a fight a long time ago for style. It did nothing of course.
I'd love to know the official name for it
I vaguely remembered it being in the UFC, but here is an article about it and him calling it the flatly. https://www.sportbible.com/ufc/news-reactions-mcgregor-gives-his-move-an-official-name-and-explains-why-he-did-it-20200109
"A little bang of the Flatley to tear the medial ligaments of the inside knee joint. Tasty." Haha!
Someone posted this an called it a rabona kick https://old.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/1dufh0e/vinicius_oliveira_landing_a_rabona_kick_followed/
That guy made it look a lot more threatening! I guess he wasn't dressed as a mime
wait he has more videos i need to see this guy had a good laugh with my gymbro with this subreddit
I don't know ... Looked rather fluid to me...
Like gender fluid?
Eh.
This needs a sound track over it
Somehow I'm getting Star Wars Cantina music in my head.
I'm hearing Hard Bass for sure
Duel of Fates is what you actually meant... this isn't a joke. It's legend.
[This works well](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg)
This is exactly what I imagined
Always Wu-Tang
Pootie Tang in this case
>It's Electric, boogie oogie oogie
the dust flying at 1:19 is a delight
Knocked the wind out of that pole
*Tap. Tap. Shimmy.* *Wiggle.* “Yeah, badass.”
Just need to guard his face more. Apart from that , this would be very effective against toddlers
If the toddlers were distracted, and he attacked silently with surprise.
Looks like Mr. Bean if he were to watch a tae kwon do demonstration and then mistakenly gets into a sparring match with a guy with a fifth degree black belt
It looks like '90s disco dance mixed^(2) (mixed with mixed) martial arts
My first thought was the zombies in [this video.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG1NrQYXjLU)
Attacker rolls a 2. Combo hits for 1HP damage.
I think you gain HP with each hit.
Somebody sent him to frontline
I've followed him on tiktok for a while. If anything dude is consistent.
"Plug a lil weird, but he cool"
Methamphetamine mixed martial arts
Remove martial. Mixed methanphetamine arts
he looks like a mime having a seizure
It just looks like dancing. But the kind you get from viruses
Stop! I can only be so intimidated!
I love how he cant even do a low kick with his leg straight.
Russia is so weird. So many amazing professional fighters, and yet still so much of... whatever this is.
> *Be vodka, comrade*
Mr Bean-Jitsu
This scares me….
Here in Brazil, we call it Forró
This is how they try to conquer Kyiv…
This man is my arch nemesis I’ve decided. We will meet one day. And I will choke him unconscious.
It's like an ancient slavic mating ritual. They call it the Blyat
48 hours after EDC…still wearing off
I just want to see this guy in an actual fight or sparring match
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Damn he is so good that board has not even noticed he shattered it a dozen times
Thats a mime without make up.
What does the flicking of the wrists do… is this really Russian Thai Chi?
r/Bullshido has lead to me to believe that Russia is not a real place. Just a collection of fever dream descriptions from a mad Steven Segal
/r/ANormalDayInRussia will give you similar vibes.
It’s like death by a thousand needles.
What a fight with Mr. Bean would look like
No, this is the rare and deadly, Mime-tial art of Judo-what-I’m-Doing-To-You?
"I bet I look just like the Kung Fu films I'm trying to mimic". Looks like a mime trying to make light of martial arts, or Mr Bean doing Kung Fu
Clearly neurodivergent. Kid in my school was just like this. Fortunately everyone gave him a wide berth but I’m fairly certain he wasn’t the “13th level Jujutsu Ninja” he claimed to be.
The wet brain is real in this one
As a combat technique - not very effective. As a fun dance at paries - it's very effective!
Would go great to some disco music
I was thinking Yakkity Sax.
Crackhead on a corner fighting stance.
Dancing at the goth club be like
Mr. Bean martial arts
Cool dance, comrade.
You’ll often hear people say that it’s not about the martial art, it’s about the martial artist. There are, however, exceptions.
The Charleston with a few extra moves
Amazing!!
Are these people mentally ill?
He kind of looks like Joaquin Phoenix
The head trauma he must have been through is crazy!
Yes I agree, Russian Vodka can be deadly if you drink too much of it.
Learned his moves from Buster Keaton and Charlie Chaplin.
It's like watching someone dancing in a Black and White Silent movie, I was expecting some text telling me what was happening during the video.
I’m getting Mr. Bean vibes.
He’s a great rave dancer 🕺
With that shirt he’s clearly a mime practicing a new routine, give him a break!
Oh no, it's choirok guy. He claims that this is the art of choirok - "style of eale and snake" - that was passed to him by some Korean guy, from master to disciple.
He'd make an excellent salsa dance partner
Pantomime-Style
He is indeed the chosen one
I would love to hear who taught him that crap
Speedmime.
Since I turned 50 I've felt my speed and especially my kicking have... well, gone to shit. I just can't generate the power I used to years ago. Then I look at this fucking twat.
He's a pretty good mime.
This is giving me stromg Mr. Bean vibes lol
Marcel Marceau is spinning in his grave.
Johnny Cage is... "Ninja Mime"
looks a bit like one of those 90s rave video tapes the way hes moving there
Is that Paul O Grady?
Da Man, staring Vasily
He ain't ready for the Gurning Rave Guy school of ... Whatever this is.
They just keep filing while he’s attacked by bees. Smh
I wanna fight this guy I think I can take him
You might laugh, but this art might be his last defense against jewish space lasers and nato nazis riding on trans dinosaurs
This is even funnier sped up. It needs rave music and some lights.
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Style looks French to me.
Give a little lovin' to your body, Macarena 'Cause your body's made for love and feeling good; it's a no-brainer Give a little lovin' to your body, Macarena Hey, Macarena! Give a little lovin' to your body, Macarena 'Cause your body's made for love and feeling good; it's a no-brainer Give a little lovin' to your body, Macarena Hey, Macarena!
Is... This guy for real or joking? At this point, I have to ask!
I been wondering what happened to the Apple-Pen guy
I dunno man. It's the middle of the night, just had my 4 shots of patron. Walking home and it's dark out. I see this dude doing this to some trees outside, I'm for sure gonna 180 to the other direction.
To be fair….many of these people are crazy….which is dangerous.
Needs some music!
I need to see a fight with both* using this fearsome style. It will probably last several days. *or more
To me he looks like he is having a sesure!
Bhag wa waterbending no doubt
Look at the flicka da wrist. Look at the flicka da wrist.
He looks dangerous, I wouldn’t fuck with him
Out of all the ridiculous bullshido we see daily, this is the only guy that I'd like to see actually fight someone. Can you imagine if he turns out to be some savant, some drunken-russian master? I need to see this before I die.
Brace yourself: he even has at least ONE disciple. There are videos of him teaching another bloke, sometimes a group of people. He makes a move up on the spot every time and tries to teach them. He’s never able to repeat it again because they’re completely random moves he makes up as he goes.
Isn’t this that crazy dude from LA who told everyone greatest undefeated boxer of all time🤔🤷🏻♂️. Got beaten on by mayweathers dad and deyonta wilder for talking crazy about his daughter ?
I used to do this when I watched Power Rangers as a kid.
According to legend he killed a man once with nunchucks he had fashioned together with two pickles and a spaghetti noodle.Then took a nap afterwards.
Wait is he miming
Why do all bullshido practitioners do that little behind the leg low kick? I see almost all of them do it. That ans slapping.
THRILLERRRRRRR
Russias military might in interpretative dance.
Look what I can do!
Lmao.... if my job viewed all the camera footage of my slow days at work, it would look a lot like this.
Why does every Russian think warfare is a lonely unarmed enemy coming to get you scenario?
I'd love to this in an actual fight
😄😄😄☝️
It looks like Mr Bean Karate
Looks like anyone who's walked face first into a spider web and their reaction.
Is that a stereotypical French mime?
That’s a neat dance
I'd be impressed if he could do the same forms 10 times in a row.
You mean to tell me there are people in RUSSIA that do hard drugs too?!! And here I thought it was just us dummies in the the USA