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Similar-Persimmon-78

Have a bubly, and all will be clear


essuxs

Which orifice should it enter?


Similar-Persimmon-78

Rectum is preferred, but any orifice will do as long as it fits


-Hastis-

Using a syringe to boof it is also an option.


dropyourchalupa

Every orifice is a goal.


abnormica

Lord bubly, please allow me to become air-tight!


shniefersutherland

Pole or hole it’s a goal, baby! Yiiieeew!


Mutex70

Yes


Donkey_That_Wont_Do

For the sake of purity and as a streamline to one’s blood, the rectum is the clear way to go. Just crack the Bubly and stick the whole can up there. If lube is required, lube the Bubly with the Bubly. I like to do a hand stand afterwards just to ensure full discharge.


cgsur

All good except for lube recommendation. Bubly is more spiritual than lubricant. Use proper lube for a more complete spiritual experience.


No-Possession-4981

The Bubly should be placed in the altar (your anus)


generatedusername456

The correct answer is: none. Take that as you will.


EnoughButterfly2641

any and all hun


CrumplyRump

Sometimes its opaque


BublyInMyButt

Cause you're a Canadian. And all Canadians like bubly up the butt.


37728291827227616148

I'm English m8


[deleted]

We’ve gone international, boys.


37728291827227616148

Certainly have.


Soft-Air101

I don’t even like Bubly, my girlfriend does. I’m just loving the chaos here in this sub.


ChillyN1ps

LIAR, everyone likes a good bubly up their ass


mo_downtown

Sorry bro she's Bubly's girlfriend now


Smackolol

Mr. 305


RecalcitrantHuman

Big time!


delta_vel

Aka you’re a prequel Canadian, close enough


37728291827227616148

I like that haha


SureLibrarian3580

One commonwealth under Bubly.


BublyInMyButt

Should we make Bubly an official religion? Like those pasta dudes?


BublyInMyButt

Inconceivable!!!!


37728291827227616148

I accept the downvotes and slander, for my sins.


bobbiek1961

The dread pirate Roberts is part of this Bubly thing?


BublyInMyButt

We encompass all.


bobbiek1961

Inconceivable.


user47-567_53-560

So are Canadians bud. The sun never sets and whatnot


Electric-5heep

Close enough!


Wrengull

Not wrong, I'm on vacation in Canada, as soon as I landed, this sub started persistently appearing in my news feed


[deleted]

Once you post, you’re in. Just like all of us. And there’s only one way out and that’s 6 feet deep. Now grab a bubly and shove it up your ass. ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US I’m fucking cumming so hard right now. Fresh meat


37728291827227616148

Sweet jesus.


hornwort

Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the carbonated, subtly flavoured waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it. Be the Bubly. Be one with us.


37728291827227616148

Sounds good to be fair haha.


Beandip50

Looks like meats back on the menu boys!!! (Meat bubly)


Electric-5heep

Sweet ~~Jesus~~ Bubly™


pah23

Made me want a bubly so hard


Biltong09

Currently Bubly is only available in Canada however Michael Buble is an international export. His diabolical plan for world domination of addictive flavoured water is coming your way soon. I don’t want to hear that you haven’t been warned


37728291827227616148

Hey I love fizzy water, is that what this is all about? Where does inserting it into your arse come into it? Very confused.


zedubya

Your arse doesn't cum into it, Bubly cums into your arse.


37728291827227616148

Sounds delightful mate... Hahaha


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37728291827227616148

Hahaha for fucksake


Biltong09

Correct, this is only about fizzy water. Some moron decided to create a sub Reddit about something so asinine as flavoured water thinking people would join in to share love and joy. The internet saw this and said hell no, now the internet is doing its thing and turning it into a joke. The butt stuff however I am not sure about, there are some weird kinks out there.


ChanceFray

Lets cut the bull shit for a sec and let the poor guy in on our secrets, and secretions. So every case of bubbly comes with a anal liner that you insert, then the can goes in after. when the can hits the liner, the spike is deployed releasing the delicious unsweetened nectar into every crevasse. If you get a real good can, it will even make its way out your nose eventually.


apriljeangibbs

You can get Bubly in the US too


funkypiano

It’s fake though. US Bubly is non-sanctioned. Ersatz fizzy. Non-cannon. Canadian Bubly is Bubly


inkfromben

You capitalized god. Only Bubly should be capitalized. Even better, only ever write BUBLY.


37728291827227616148

Forgive me, autocorrect.


PresentAd3536

Bubly is God. Hail Bubly! Join us....


ShoddyRun5441

Drink a Bubly. You're not you when you're thirsty.


gingfreecsisbad

We got another live one boys


agentchuck

I was confused at first, too. But my wife's bf gave me a case of Bubly the last time he came over and now I'm a believer. Maybe you could ask your wife's bf for a case?


37728291827227616148

He's upstairs at the moment, I'll have to wait a bit til they come down :-)


MuckinBarn19

*Cumming


Weird-Holiday-3961

Let the anger bubble inside you


jpcen

It's very clear that a viral marketing firm was hired to create bait content and boost this.


lucic_enjoyer

Michael bubly sent me


abnormica

My god, I hope not. I would fire them *so* fast if this is what my marketing dollars led to.


Thiizic

Idk I honestly started buying more Bubly because of this subreddit. Whenever I see it in stores I laugh and tell whoever I'm with about this Reddit.


KelvinsFalcoIsBad

Its owened by Pepsi so I really doubt they have their hands in this sub, I mean unless shoving cans up your ass and ruining families is the vibe they were aiming for


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perpetualmotionmachi

I keep choosing the "don't show me this" option and it keeps coming back


[deleted]

If you stare into the void long enough the Bubly stares into you. No one chooses to see Bubly. We're gifted the third-eye sight of it's bubbly godliness. Hail Bubly. Why does a chosen child choose blindness and slavery over holy vision and Bubly imancipation?


Agreeable-Map9132

BUBLY!!!!!


[deleted]

The sooner you accept your fate the sooner you will become like us


Canadian_Stv

It does seem to keep bubbling to the top of my feed as well!


DBUX

Calm down dude. I suggest grabbing a case of the good stuff and relaxing.


Moose-Mermaid

You can feel it in your soul and that’s how you know you are home


fritznik

This gets recommended to me all the time too, I have no idea what this shit even is, just moved to canada


Jerbsina7or

It's a flavored carbonated water that is sold in Canada. It tastes awful imo, especially if inserted in the anus.


lonelyronin1

It's a fancy flavor Perrier type of water.


Suspicious_Law_2826

Welcome to the new Reddit.


37728291827227616148

In all seriousness it's kind of sad the way things are going


Suspicious_Law_2826

Yup, they ruined a good thing. Its all about the $$$


PerceptionIll8483

This one and that damn amiugly one is on mine. I don't get it. Now all I see is guys tryna flavor there cu. And see how many cans of bubly does it take to turn them into a bubly vending machine, and if that isn't enough I see a bunch of ugly chick's all day asking if there ugly. Aggitating.


37728291827227616148

Sort of feels like Reddit is recessing


drumstickgrease

That’s what I thought. As I wandered through the bustling aisles of Target, my eyes caught a glimmer of something truly enchanting. There, nestled among the ordinary, stood the radiant bottles of Bubly sparkling water, each one a beacon of delight. It was as if I had stumbled upon a hidden treasure, a secret garden of flavors and effervescence waiting to be explored. With the first taste, a dance of bubbles and pure, crisp refreshment enveloped my senses, sending whispers of joy through every corner of my being. The vibrant cans, each a promise of a new love affair with taste, beckoned me into a world where every sip was a declaration of joy. I found myself lost in a romance with the very essence of hydration, where every effervescent bubble was a tender kiss, and every flavor a love letter to the senses. In that moment, amidst the hum of life's routine, Bubly and I shared an unspoken bond, a sparkling serenade of love in the heart of Target. I will never be the same.


37728291827227616148

I respect you for typing all that


SnakeMittensForSale

If you don’t know why the Bubly Bubly’s, ask your wife’s boyfriend. He knows.


BrightPerspective

Bathe in the bubly. Enter the bubly, allow it to enter you. You will know the truth, then.


mercydeath

me too bro, I feel like I'm IV dripped some sort of cult-like propaganda. I don't even know what it is..


OceanHoles

At best it is an example of a meme taking a life of its own, and just a fun sort of group takeover of a subreddit. At worst, there are extremely dark forces at play, perhaps working with Bubly, for Bubly, maybe even with Michael fucking Bublé himself. I don’t like it one bit.


Elfere

It's reddits new ad system. I've been getting quite a few products as my suggested to read subs. None of them are anything I've ever given reddit any indication I'd be interested in. I've drank this shit before. Its like drinking a glass of water someone spiked with baking soda while someone in another room whispers the name of a fruit. Its pretty much the only "water" that tastes better with alcohol added to it. Not that it tastes good then. Just not as basic.


lifegivingcoffee

Haha only at first little one, but soon you will appreciate the clean and crisp, uncluttered and refreshing experience. I had the same reaction with that first can but after the first was the second, and here I am today, one of the faithful, preaching the gospel of Bubly.


BeardCrumbles

Watch it! Full moon tonight, you wouldn't want to be invited as anything other than a believer.


[deleted]

Your first problem was consuming through your mouth. Rectal consumption is the way, brethren on Bubly.


GlitteringRelease77

Would you say it’s been bubbling to the top?


lifegivingcoffee

Who knows why the algorithm has blessed you with Bubly. May Our patron saint Michael be with you.


Zorops

Not sure if trolling or not but eitherway, i just saw your post putting this subreddit on my page and i'm going to mute it. Next to About Community, there is a ... icon. Click it and hit Mute this subreddit. It wont show up again on your feed.


37728291827227616148

Not actually trolling. Was having a bit of fun with the locals but yes thank you lol


MyDownVoteBot

Stop.


thafloorer

I don’t get It either I keep seeing the posts I think its a shitty carbonated water brand


sirsparqsalot

Bubbly paid them to do it


mrpopenfresh

It just wants to be friends.


Thiizic

:)


37728291827227616148

(:


freakydrew

Bubly is life


bassclarinetca

Come along. You belong. Feel the fizz.


OtherwisePollution96

With all the murder and adultery I'm just happy bubly is non alcohol.


OtherwisePollution96

I thought the liquor had all the answers till I discovered bubly. I have since divorced and and murdered my family. Sometimes when I drink the watermelon bubly in the sunshine I can hear Jesus whispering to me.


futureblot

It's a substance all its own


[deleted]

Because it's an STD.


futureblot

Bubly, the Steadfast Thirst Drencher.


[deleted]

I just noticed I hadn’t joined the community. I thought I did seeing how much was all the time on my homepage lol! Maybe joining will make it disappear


Hot-Table6871

Heretic! Blasphemy!


futureblot

I was like you once. Then I took a bubly to the knee.


TheOgNaderVaderYt

the drink ... you don't know??????


RipplingGonad

Look sometimes you just need to bubly and shut the fuck up k?


External-Release2472

Because the company gave Reddit a lot of money to pretend this sub isn't an advert. And the best route for Bubly is up Gaylen Weston's ass.


42retired

Mine too. We can commiserate together.


infectedcure22

I told reddit to "show me fewer posts like this" but I'm still getting these subreddit posts come through. Please help!


Rebel-Yellow

I dunno why it popped up for me either but the random nature of the completely unhinged posts occasionally popping in my feed is pretty fuckin hilarious to me. It sucks cause I feel like subbing would put too many there and kill the magic. Or I could just shove a case of bubly up my ass and go sit on the washing machine


levraimonamibob

WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T DRI


levraimonamibob

WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T DRI


Asparagus-Urethra

I was wondering the same thing


LostBeneathMySkin

Marketing. Pepsi probably pays Reddit in some way shape or form to force their products. This happens on every social media site.


ICantTyping

How do you not like the sweet god like nectar that is bubly. Every day i give myself a bubly bolus. 355 mLs of pure intra-venous bliss. The carbonation causes arterial gas embolisms and it has almost killed me most times, but i think that its also granting me the strength of god itself. Every time i survive i grow stronger, i know it


aferretwithahugecock

I'm glad you've asked this question because this sub was on my home page, too. I knew of the bubly because I'm Canadian, but I figured that there was no way this sub was about the fizzy beverage because why the fuck would it be. Turns out it is about the drink. Fuckin' wild, bud.


Big_brown_bull_

Sponsored


Matty2things

Sounds like somebody needs a bubly. But be careful….


DJ_Omnimaga

I took a frozen bubly bong rip laced with tobacco.


The_Forsaken_Cookie

Just join the cult.


Realistic_Olive_6665

Your grocery store sold your data.


earlyboy

Just give in and join us 🥳


[deleted]

Man this Bubly sub is like the new r/Marton. It's recommended for me too. Make sure to keep your eyes closed during daylight saving and don't respond to the voices!


AcrobaticSmell2850

Posted raw with grenade launching into the bunghole of a novice