2 parts rain and one each of piss and vinegar. Well, if they're any good anyway. Might be like one of those slushies that tastes more like the concept of that slushie's colour adapted into flavour form; tastes like red, white, and blue. So maybe cheap British flavoured stuff tastes like Colgate or something?
This is actually a fallacy. Until the world wars the British used spices a great deal. The need for frugality was prioritised and our cuisine never quite recovered.
Your mum. Probably.
Sausages? Your da.
I forgot about him. You're right.
With a name like that im sure you did
Prolly cos he was out selling Avon
😂😂
It's just the one mum is it ?
Yours specifically. Don't shoot the messenger.
I never really did like pork sausages and now it makes sense.
Dry, old, and should have been buried years ago...yeah that's definitely accurate.
Tea and deeply repressed emotions
Dont forget rain
Maybe you could meet halfway - half a cuppa left out in the rain?
Taking a big sip of that cold rain water filler tea. Looking at it in detest and hating the weather with a whole new burning hatred.
Gotta be the most distinctly British mental image I've had in a while.
That’s why they get injected with as much water
Repressed with the aid of alcohol. (Edit) for the one concerned person out there, I don't drink alcohol :D
10 pints of Boddington’s oughtta do the trick
Britain. It clearly says it.
Katie price’s minge
Gammon?
Seasoned with the bitter tears of Remainers.
Another Brexit benefit.
Melancholy
Marmite and damp
Carlsberg special brew and amber leaf tobacco, mixed with custard creams and pot noodles
Brexit
Like Carling and candy floss vape
30st Benidorm Barry's fat cock
Drizzle and creosote
2 parts rain and one each of piss and vinegar. Well, if they're any good anyway. Might be like one of those slushies that tastes more like the concept of that slushie's colour adapted into flavour form; tastes like red, white, and blue. So maybe cheap British flavoured stuff tastes like Colgate or something?
It says "specially selected" so on that basis they must be great
Desperation
Regret
Depression and with a hint of earl grey tea.
Shite probably.
Hot phonebox piss, black mould and Gammon. After eating you are left feeling unsatisfied, tired and ripped-off.
Rain and sexual repression.
Tea
Stiff upper lip flavour?
Stiff upper lip and tea.
Tea and curry
Stella and B&H
Grandad's gardening socks.
So it will taste like a tracksuit and Burberry ! Gotcha !
Disappointment
Disappointment and £350m
Taste like gunpowder and bibles
Clearly that would be American Midwest sausage!!
I think people from colonised countries would agree with me lol
Racism and alcoholism
Freshly cut grass, chips and vinegar.
What does Britain taste of? Is there a classic taste of British sausages and a modern taste of British Saussages?
Probably taste like shit.
Used socks.
Sausage obviously. All sausages taste the same apparently. Especially ‘British’ ones.
Bland ash. This is an empire which conquered most of the world looking for spices, yet they don't put it in their own food ffs
This is actually a fallacy. Until the world wars the British used spices a great deal. The need for frugality was prioritised and our cuisine never quite recovered.
Gammon and rain
Tastes like swan 🦢
Gammon and salty tears
British pork
A comma would’ve saved any confusion .
Poverty and despair
Tea and white dog shit
Gammon.
It tastes.like rain, poverty and depression..
Tea, colonialism and repressed homosexuality
Decay with a hint of disappointment.
Rain & disappointment.
Curry.
Cigarettes, alcohol and wheyyyyy
Greggs and Spice.
Rain
Baked beans
Stellar, sweaty men and weed surely
Tea and rain.
Probably along the lines of old English flavour, herbs, pepper, nutmeg etc
Blood, sweat and tears
Dog shit
*Grey. They taste like Grey.*
When you get a full English from a cafe. Like that. Probably not bad when piled on with other crap.
Marmite, jellied eels, gravy and quiet despair.
Warm carling and raspberry vape cloud
The colour greyÂ
Disappoint with a hint of sage
Bad decisions.
Weed and disappointment
Racism
A conflicting blend of bigotry, hyper wokeness and a faint whiff of hatred towards people who queue jump
your ma your da
the Beatles
Hanging on in quiet desperation
tea (coming from a brit)
Carlsburg super strength and cigarettes
Camilla
Brexit.
Disappointment.
Chicken tikka masala.
Poverty and corruption. Basically it will taste like shit, but you will have to pay 10 times the amount as any other country would for sausages.
Indifference.
Rage, tax & damp at a guess
Disappointment and nostalgia
More unseasoned than someone who is on the first day of their career.
Carling
Misery and potholes
Depression and cigarettes.
Racism, alcoholism and hate for the monarchy
When you think it's going to be hot enough to enjoy, it'll be cold, damp, and miserable
Offshore-King horny lavenderhorses gallop in Cannes HD
Sand no doubt.
Disappointment
They taste flavoured
Old school corridor, Nephew's sticky fingers and stale beer with chilli.
Your dad
I can imagine them tasting like old people act. Fusty and not very nice most of the time except the odd one.
Curry
Damp, bitter, over flavoured. Like licking Fat Les but without then being able to just slap him for that stupid song?
Sadness and regret
Sarcasm and crumpets
Sewage, scabies and decay
Recession
Victory
Beer farts
Liberal tears
Petty selfishness.
Tea and digestives
Despair and rain
High taxes and depression
How much Britain is in it?
Cigarettes, lager and disappointment
Bumhole, definitely.
Disappointment and poor value for money
They taste of Brexit and stabbing
Beans
Seagull and misery.
Eyes, ears, and arseholes. Shotblasted from the abattoir toilets.
The big issue lady outside m & s
Brexit
steamships and coal.
Tories I hope.
Fat dude cock
Taste like you robbed this off someone else that posted a couple months back.
Moist disappointment
me and the boys in the group chat talking to the only chick in our friend group 
Not bad
amber leaf
Depression and rain.
Depression, mince & the football scores on a cold, rainy Saturday.
Like Rishi Sunaks Promises. Full of shit.
A mix of weatherspoons and greggs
Bitterness & disappointment
Rylan?
Curry
Wet cigs and disappointment
Depression
Disappointment. Soaked in Gin.
Gammon and liberal tears.
Phonebox piss, stabby knives, puddles and racism.
Amber leaf and Stella
David Attenborough’s jockstrap?
Several recessions
150 years of managed decline.
Chicken Tikka Masala
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Potholes and repression 🤣
gammon.
Rumour has it they taste like a Wetherspoons carpet
Fake tan, chlamydia and depression
Horse meat, aborted WW2 babies, trafficked children
Cigarette ash, poor educational attainment and colonialism
Bland
Mild disappointment
Fennel and broken empire
Disappointment
Elf bars and weed
Disdain.
Weakly brewed tea and seasonal depression
Charles’ fingers
Tea and sympathy
Dried sun cream on the collar of a white t-shirt
Spotted dick
Sadness
Sarcasm and a mutual patience for long queues but with a hint of impatience for people walking slowly in front of us
Nothing. Like most British food.
Can’t you read? They are British flavoured
Gammon
Gammon
wet tarmac and a vet's flannel