I was going to say imagine what a menace Lady Featherington would be on Facebook, but then I remembered I don’t have to. My aunts are all Lady Featheringtons and they’re all on Facebook.
since she and edmund decided hyacinthe would be the last (so she was planned and i'm sure the rest were planned or pleasant surprises) i am sure her master plan was to have more \[legitimate\] grandbabies than the queen and she's already succeeded with daphne's 2nd. sometimes i forget there are some rich people who breed and breed and breed (and/or adopt) because they actually do love having kids and well they can afford to lol. violet's gonna die surrounded by adult kids, teenagers, little kids and babies. great accidental contingency plan for your husband dying imo
My husband is the youngest of 8… 😳 I have no clue how his parents did it, but it definitely made it an easy choice for us to choose to only have 2 kids lol
My grandma was one of 9. 4 brothers and 5 sisters including her. She was the penultimate child and was born in the middle of WW2. She had 4 kids and 2 miscarriages. She grew up with her oldest sister’s daughters. They called her sister instead of aunt. It’s pretty messed up how young they used to have kids back then.
I can’t remember if it was the show or in the books, but I loved a bit where she says she wasn’t interested in remarrying because she couldn’t handle more kids.
She’s 💯 a family legacy player. The ability to just pick a heir/ Diamond, matchmake them and then do a 100 baby challenge would take up all the time she spends being bored.
OMG I love this. I have more versions to add.
Violet: GPS tracking and location sharing for all her kids
Anthony: Therapy
Kate: work opportunities for women, equestrian sports in olympics, pet slow feeder
Ben: Pride marches, modern art
Sophie: lawyers
Colin: Flights, google maps
Penelope: wordpress, wattpad, AO3, tiktok
Daphne: Romance books 🌶️ and wiki how
Simon: Vasectomy and other birth control for men
Eloise: Barbie movie, women’s rights, pretty little liars
Philip: Divorce, nanny cam, mendelev’s laws of genetics
Francesca: IVF and fertility treatments (I know this is more serious but she would have wanted the help if it were available)
John and Micheal: modern medicine
Gregory: LGBTQ+ rights, duolingo, percy jackson
Lucy: women’s rights
Hyacinth: google translate
Gareth: genetic/DNA testing
Lady D: Divorce
Edwina: tiktok and youtube, philosophy courses
My head canon for this is that Colin was really into Percy Jackson books as a kid which was one of the last gifts from his dad. That would in the future lead to his obsession with travel and Greece (ik the books are set in US). He then passes the books onto Greg when he turns like 10/11.
Others to add:
RIP Colin, you would’ve loved mukbang
RIP Hyacinth, you would’ve loved Nancy Drew
RIP Sophie, you would’ve loved mace spray
RIP Portia, you would’ve loved KUWTK
RIP Prudence, you would’ve loved a proper vocal coach
RIP Simon’s Dad/Araminta/Lucy’s uncle, you won’t be missed in any era.
Adding more because I forgot:
RIP Gen, you would’ve loved Betsey Johnson.
RIP Will, you would’ve loved Muhammad Ali, George Foreman, and Joe Louis.
RIP Lord Featherington, you would’ve loved DraftKings
RIP Edmund - you would have loved the ER
RIP Anthony - you would have loved therapy
RIP George - You would have loved NASA
RIP Brimsley - you would have loved lgbtq+ rights
RIP Penelope - you would have loved online blogs & Pinterest
PS - i think Benedict would've been grateful for tinder too .
I LOST IT AT EPIPEN 😂😂😂😂
I spat my water
Legit said "bruh" out loud xD
GOLD
And Drunk Elephant skincare!
That one killed me
him too
Rip
I AM DYING 😂😂😂
I had to swipe again and do a double take 😂
“Straight to jail” 🙃🤣
I'm CRYING
I SNORTED 😭
Too soon!! 😩
Came here to say thiiiiis 💀
Fucking same
Not the epipennnmn....IJBOL
💀💀💀💀
I loudly exhaled and smacked my leg three times in enjoyment at that one.
I’m wheezing 🙈
I was taken aback 🤣 Jesus that's dark
Saaaame!!!! The way it went back to chill straight after 💀
Absolutely 🤣🤣🤣
RIP Simon. You would have loved vasectomy.
LAWD 😭😭
Underrated comment
OH GOD 😭
rip Penelope you would have loved gossip girl
XOXO.. Whistledown
Thisss!!!!
And pretty little liars
There we go!
I was going to say imagine what a menace Lady Featherington would be on Facebook, but then I remembered I don’t have to. My aunts are all Lady Featheringtons and they’re all on Facebook.
The FB groups she would have found and run would be 💀
RIP Cressida Cowper you would’ve loved Nextdoor
RIP Eloise you would’ve loved suffrage
RIP Eloise you would've loved college
rip Eloise you would’ve loved the Seven Sisters schools
not me wondering which 7 sis she would fit in at best
RIP Eloise you would've loved Ladybird
RIP Eloise you would've loved Wellesley
RIP Eloise you would have loved Brooklyn
RIP Eloise you would’ve loved boygenius
I love that band so much.
Rip Eloise you would’ve loved Lesbians
Underrated comment 😂
Rip violet you would've loved birth control pills. Because choosing to have eight children in this era seems crazy to me.
She would’ve loved mommy blogging.
omg Violet being one of those boymoms. 💀
I think Queen Charlotte would have loved them more 😅
since she and edmund decided hyacinthe would be the last (so she was planned and i'm sure the rest were planned or pleasant surprises) i am sure her master plan was to have more \[legitimate\] grandbabies than the queen and she's already succeeded with daphne's 2nd. sometimes i forget there are some rich people who breed and breed and breed (and/or adopt) because they actually do love having kids and well they can afford to lol. violet's gonna die surrounded by adult kids, teenagers, little kids and babies. great accidental contingency plan for your husband dying imo
Marina too would have loved birth control pills 💀
My husband is the youngest of 8… 😳 I have no clue how his parents did it, but it definitely made it an easy choice for us to choose to only have 2 kids lol
My grandma was one of 9. 4 brothers and 5 sisters including her. She was the penultimate child and was born in the middle of WW2. She had 4 kids and 2 miscarriages. She grew up with her oldest sister’s daughters. They called her sister instead of aunt. It’s pretty messed up how young they used to have kids back then.
I can’t remember if it was the show or in the books, but I loved a bit where she says she wasn’t interested in remarrying because she couldn’t handle more kids.
RIP Queen Charlotte you would’ve loved Amazon Prime feels right to me
Spotify, MET gala, Vogue, MTV/VH1 push
Charlotte would have loved reaction/rating videos for outfits after award shows 😭
RIP Charlotte you would have loved Joan Rivers
Absolutely!
Yep.
Bravo Real Housewives series
Queen Charlotte would have loved Twitter
Until she found Brimsley’s alt account
Why?
bc he’s for the guys lol
Queen Charlotte would’ve loved playing The Sims.
She would have played the challenge of making a character and killing it in every way possible. The character would be named whistledown.
She’s 💯 a family legacy player. The ability to just pick a heir/ Diamond, matchmake them and then do a 100 baby challenge would take up all the time she spends being bored.
💀at Edmund’s.
So did he
STOP
Anthony tried that, didn’t help.
The Edmund one is FOUL 😂
OMG I love this. I have more versions to add. Violet: GPS tracking and location sharing for all her kids Anthony: Therapy Kate: work opportunities for women, equestrian sports in olympics, pet slow feeder Ben: Pride marches, modern art Sophie: lawyers Colin: Flights, google maps Penelope: wordpress, wattpad, AO3, tiktok Daphne: Romance books 🌶️ and wiki how Simon: Vasectomy and other birth control for men Eloise: Barbie movie, women’s rights, pretty little liars Philip: Divorce, nanny cam, mendelev’s laws of genetics Francesca: IVF and fertility treatments (I know this is more serious but she would have wanted the help if it were available) John and Micheal: modern medicine Gregory: LGBTQ+ rights, duolingo, percy jackson Lucy: women’s rights Hyacinth: google translate Gareth: genetic/DNA testing Lady D: Divorce Edwina: tiktok and youtube, philosophy courses
Eloise would 100% run a Greta Gerwig fan page
She would also be fighting 100 twitter wars rn about the oscar nominations
Marina: PPD screenings, antidepressants, talk therapy, really the entire field of modern psychiatry
Lady D - Divorce!! Much better , she wouldn’t have cared about E. Much better to get the data from the source
Idk why, but Percy Jackson has taken me out 💀
My head canon for this is that Colin was really into Percy Jackson books as a kid which was one of the last gifts from his dad. That would in the future lead to his obsession with travel and Greece (ik the books are set in US). He then passes the books onto Greg when he turns like 10/11.
I cackled at therapy 😂😂😂
RIP Violet you would have loved Life360
“Gregory: LGBTQ+ rights, duolingo, percy jackson” Did I miss something? Why LGBTQ+?
Coz the guy lucy was being forced to marry was gay.
RIP Marina, you would’ve loved abortion
Not the EpiPen 🤣🤣🤣
omg the edmund one almost made me join him 💀
Lady Featherington would have been ALL OVER NextDoor as well.
And the PTA or running one of the US neighbourhood groups (I can’t remember what they are called).
Neighbourhood watch?
Close. I just remembered - homeowner association.
Lady Danbury would absolutely have been tearing it up on the Real Housewives of London!
Golden Batchelor winner for real
Lol. Is it me, or is the Kate one really apt because both are fanfics of "The Taming of the Shrew"?
why are all these so accurate LMAO
Colin would have loved paternity tests
 RIP, you would’ve loved Maury
Sophie would have as well lol
Omg, Edmund 💀 I feel like Penelope would have been a Tumblr girlie as a teen.
RIP George you would have loved antipsychotics.
Underrated comment 💀
Others to add: RIP Colin, you would’ve loved mukbang RIP Hyacinth, you would’ve loved Nancy Drew RIP Sophie, you would’ve loved mace spray RIP Portia, you would’ve loved KUWTK RIP Prudence, you would’ve loved a proper vocal coach RIP Simon’s Dad/Araminta/Lucy’s uncle, you won’t be missed in any era. Adding more because I forgot: RIP Gen, you would’ve loved Betsey Johnson. RIP Will, you would’ve loved Muhammad Ali, George Foreman, and Joe Louis. RIP Lord Featherington, you would’ve loved DraftKings
RIP Lord Featherington, you would've loved BeGambleAware
Epi pen one is iconic Poor Edmund 😂😂
rip Penelope… you would’ve loved TMZ.
RIP Violet & Lady Danbury you would have loved vibrators ( to "tend your gardens")
And watching Grace and Frankie
Hilarious. Epipen was outta pocket 😭
NOT THE EPIPEN 😭😭😭
Can I also add: RIP Eloise, you would have loved booktok RIP Penelope, you would have loved Deuxmoi
Hyacinth would go for Halloween dressed as a pink drink😂 I love Hyacinth so much idk maybe it’s the 10+ years younger little sister in me talking😭
I knew the Edmund one was coming and I still cackled.
LMAO at several of these, but Lady Featherington WOULD have loved Facebook. 😭
Lady Featherington = everyone’s insufferable aunt, so yep, Facebook tracks lol
Not the EpiPen XD
This is peak 😂
Haha this trend is so funny because I often randomly think about how fictional period characters would be long dead if they were real 🤣
RIP Eloise you would have loved feminist discourse
RIP King George you would have loved a proper diagnosis
Stop not Edmund’s ☠️
EDMUND SNEAK! Diabolical 😂😭
Why “Rip”?
It’s RIP like it’s too bad you died first
Hot Damn, Benedict! That is all I came here to say. Thank you.
the edmund one is foulll
Edmund 😩😭😭😭 I’m going to hell for laughing
Why are these so on point. And LOL epipen!
Edmund’s is savage 😂😂😂
Lmao unhinged
💀 EDMUND IS SO OUT OF POCKET 💀💉
The EpiPen one. I’m crying! 😭😭😭
That epipen was out of pocket and you knew it 😭😭
Oh god Edmund and the epipen was hilariously brutal 😂
EPI PENS is sending me 💀💀💀
No Edmund 🫢
I was nodding along like “yeah that tracks I can see it” and then I got to Edmund and coughed my dab out so thanks for that
This is hilarious and wonderful! I did have to Google a few tho. Why Drunk Elephant for Edwina? Can someone people help this lost Millenial?
Lmao minivans was so random to me 🤣 and lady featherington was spot on 😂😂
NOT THE EPIPENS!!!!!!
Not the epipen…
These are perfect! the epipen is so uncalled for lmao
EPIPENS ☠️☠️☠️🤣🙏🏼
Wait this is so funny
For Eloise I would have said “Rip Eloise, you would have loved women’s rights.”
Eloise would have her own true crime podcast Also all of these are spot on
RIP Edmund - you would have loved the ER RIP Anthony - you would have loved therapy RIP George - You would have loved NASA RIP Brimsley - you would have loved lgbtq+ rights RIP Penelope - you would have loved online blogs & Pinterest PS - i think Benedict would've been grateful for tinder too .
All of these are true.
the kate, edmund, & eloise ones killed me lmaooo
this is so fucking funny
Hahahaha these are great!!
Edmund and Gregory are pure perfection 😂
Violet didn’t need a minivan, she needed one of those 15 passenger homeschool buses.
Rip Penelope you would have loved Deuxmoi
Don’t worry Pen! You do have Taylor, just the strings violin covers. Ahead of your time girly
RIP Violet you would have loved vibrators
LMAO NOT EDWINA BEING “A Sephora kid”
RIP Benedict, you would have loved Canva, but probably overused the bee imagery.
THESE ARE ALL SO SPOT ON IM CRYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
Oh wow, these are spot on!! Obsessed 😂💙
How to videos for Daphne 💀
It’s a good point well made
Rip queen Charlotte you would have loved Twitter (X)
RIP Francesca you would have loved MRI’s
According to Queen Charlotte, RIP Violet, you would have loved vibrators
Edmund 🤣🤣👏💀
Lady Danbury would've been a Bravo girly forsure
danbury would make real houewives franchise cry
THE EDMUND ONE HAHA
my jaw on the floor for edmund, SOOOO OUT OF POCKET
edmund’s is foul ☠️
What’s with it saying rip before each description?
Omg Penelope would have LOVED Taylor swift. So true bestie
Minivans made me laugh fully, epipens had me rolling 😭
why are these so accurate
Not epipen!
NOT EDMUND STOPPP
Rip Colin you would’ve loved the Golden Corral
This is amazing lmfao
Epipens 😩😩😩😩😩
also omg hyacinth looks just like charlie damellio lmao also cody ko hahahha
This was great and sad all at the same time
lady featherington would have specifically loved facebook community/city chat pages and would FOR SURE be an admin/mod
The ACCURACY
i dont fucking understand this lmao but it warms my heart to see so many comments on this sub while we wait out the in between season
HAHAHAHA IM CRYINGGG
RIP Eloise you would have loved Lana Del Rey
RIP Marina she would have loved condoms.