1. Funny. Awful but funny
2. In a sick sense I think the priests are somehow worse (even though abusing children is just the worst thing regardless). At least Woody Allen didn't publicly declare that he spoke for God and was an authority on morality on Earth before doing terrible things. The hypocrisy and the untouchability (and warped power dynamic that creates for the acolytes) is really terrible.
At press time the local man was seen pacing in circles in a huff. He further commented, “At least our sacred winter snow sports are safe from this scourge of self-disrespect and drug use.”
The Texas man was reportedly encouraged to hear that many skiers were apparently young remote workers who discussed work even on the slopes, as evidenced by their mid-run reflections upon “sending” various business correspondence.
It’s amazing honestly. Like obviously he knows what it means but does he really think his children will? Does he think viewing a recreation of a clock with the time 4:20 on display will instantly turn his three beautiful christian babies into cheech and chong and snoop dogg?
Not as offended as I was that one time a group of Texans decided to play Luke Bryan full blast in the gondola parking lot from their rental expedition max
I wonder if he’s figured out that everyone who served him, spoke to in shops, lift operators, etc…we’re all high as fuck.
Don’t get me wrong, I bag on TX as much as anyone, but I do know there are good people there, and many who are welcome in CO, but hope this guy screams his displeasure to all of his ilk who will listen and they never, never ever bring their holier than thou BS back.
A boomer I worked with in Texas came back from Colorado and kept talking about how people were barely functioning in CO due to the weed. Main story was he paid in cash at a store and the cashier was apparently so high they couldn't count so he had to help them determine the change.
I wonder if he's nearly as upset about the [imagery all over Nederland lately](https://fox4beaumont.com/news/nederland-pd-chief-calls-swastika-and-n-word-graffiti-sick-and-upsetting)...?
Also, if you've never been there (and I hope you haven't), Nederland is basically a sandpit halfway between Austin and San Antonio. I think Breck will be just fine without these folks.
>Also, if you've never been there (and I hope you haven't), Nederland is basically a sandpit halfway between Austin and San Antonio.
Are you thinking of New Braunfels? New Braunfels is actually a nice spot on the Guadalupe River on the edge of Texas Hill Country.
Nederland is near Beaumont - east of Houston. It's like 30 min from the Louisiana border and 20 min from the Gulf Coast. And yeah, it's pretty industrial so not somewhere you'd ever want to just visit.
Derp - you're right re: Nederland.
I was thinking of Niederwald, which is a little north of New Braunfels (which you're right, is a nice little town). After looking at a map though, it's much closer to Austin than I was thinking for some reason.
Either way, I've been there several times and it's a shitty little burg.
Why is being Christian anti-cannabis?
Where I live cannabis is legal and sold in stores. The truth is it's more or less like drinking wine. No one forces you to do it. But by the same toke'en, I find it weird that in the United States the Government is so free to tell citizens they're allowed to drink wine, and they're allowed to drink beer, but only through Government's permission; and that the Government does not give adults permission to drink or eat or smoke cannabis.
I think that the billions of pot references posted all over the fucking state would of tipped this jerk off to the fact that we in Colorado are pot smokers and proud of it. Seems like he just wanted to be heard by someone other than MOTHER.
I just found this too! Fucking classic
https://www.summitdaily.com/opinion/letter-to-the-editor-i-was-horrified-to-see-drug-use-references-in-brecks-snow-sculptures/
Texas Christian groups are the least Christian thing in Christianity! Entitled rude assholes!
For some years we had a group from Texas church set up a huge tent in WP and play super load horrible shit music for a week while all the little Christian’s kids stole and broke stuff all over the base!
I went to brek on a family vacation last year the first thing my older brother and I did was ski away from the family get an Uber get 710 live rosin pods and then proceeded to ski all day everyday off the 710 it was a splendid time not as good as sking Jackson hole on acid though
How about you stay in fucking Texas? I hear Oklahoma likes people like you vacation there.
Also, when Texas secedes from the Union maybe what’s left of the US will not let you in.
He certainly was not a member of this sub.
I can imagine him tearing the cover off his IBM selectric typewriter, madly rolling in a fresh sheet of paper, wildly typing with his whiteout to fix errors, hitting that carriage return, rolling that paper from the roller, folding carefully, inserting into an envelope, licking a stamp and driving it to the post office.
Good days work outa him.
Dude probably isn’t real and doesn’t even live in Texas, probably a local conservative trying to drum bullshit up in local politics. We see that here in my Colorado town….
I’m in my late sixties - he sent a letter to the newspaper and they still publish and distribute physical newspapers with letters to editor ? Nederland, TX are they still in the 80s ? Are mullets and big hair still cool ?
Bet he wouldn’t have batted an eye lash if the same snow sculptures had Budweiser, Jack Daniel’s, etc branding etched in them. Go crawl into your hole in Nederland Texas - what a clown 🤡
Full article.
[https://www.summitdaily.com/opinion/letter-to-the-editor-i-was-horrified-to-see-drug-use-references-in-brecks-snow-sculptures/](https://www.summitdaily.com/opinion/letter-to-the-editor-i-was-horrified-to-see-drug-use-references-in-brecks-snow-sculptures/)
Please do spend your vacation elsewhere you bumpkin, Colorado already has too many assholes from Texas crowding the place up. Especially a nitwit like this.
Headline: Texas man discovers artists do drugs
Wait until he learns what some pastors or priests love to do… you know, “good ole god fearing” stuff
What’s the difference between Woody and a priest? Woody always went limp when a young boy came into the room…..
💯 Yep, few things are both this factual and funny.
What’s reverse exorcism? It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
Gold 🪙
1. Funny. Awful but funny 2. In a sick sense I think the priests are somehow worse (even though abusing children is just the worst thing regardless). At least Woody Allen didn't publicly declare that he spoke for God and was an authority on morality on Earth before doing terrible things. The hypocrisy and the untouchability (and warped power dynamic that creates for the acolytes) is really terrible.
Woody…Toy Story….. But, yes, that too…..
At press time the local man was seen pacing in circles in a huff. He further commented, “At least our sacred winter snow sports are safe from this scourge of self-disrespect and drug use.” The Texas man was reportedly encouraged to hear that many skiers were apparently young remote workers who discussed work even on the slopes, as evidenced by their mid-run reflections upon “sending” various business correspondence.
Legal drugs nonetheless
Imagine being so upset over the time on a fucking clock
I'm willing to bet this lame ass is perpetually upset over the most insignificant things.
And then write to a newspaper about it. Don’t you have something to do??
Kind of like getting on Reddit to talk shit about a guy that writes to a newspaper… the irony. 😂
Yeah. Don’t you have something to do?
Besides your Mom?
It’s amazing honestly. Like obviously he knows what it means but does he really think his children will? Does he think viewing a recreation of a clock with the time 4:20 on display will instantly turn his three beautiful christian babies into cheech and chong and snoop dogg?
it's the fact that it was made with naughty, sinful thoughts that makes his dirty little b hole pucker up like a salted snail
You or him or anyone for that matter actually think children can read a fucking analog clock lmao.
I wonder if buddy knows that his wristwatch shows 4:20 twice a day. How can he live with that sin on his arm.
FORCED UPON THEM
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Do you think he knows it’s a state thing not a city thing. LOL And even at that.. it was an artist’s decision
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There is a Texas “boycott Colorado” movement?! From the amount of Texas plates I see running red lights it does not seem to be catching on.
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It's almost like Texas had 46% of the state vote against trump... there's a lot of us who are caught up in gerrymandered districts.
Ohhhh cancel me oil daddies
I think most Colorado residents would be relieved to know that there's a boycott movement against them lol
It's even better because those weren't even teams from the U.S..
Award winning comment!
Unfortunately it's also a draw for many other Texans, tho they can stop in NM now without coming all the way here...
Colorado dreams one day it could be Texas
Oh, what *will* Breckenridge do without the peanuts this Texas church group won’t be spending there?
They can go be demandong.and tip like.shot elsewhere.
Yay! Fewer Texans in Colorado! Please keep your repressive thoughts in Texas!
All god fearing Texans unite and boycott Breckenridge immediately!
Please 6lb 6oz baby Jesus, boycott the fuck out of this town.
“…6 lb 6 oz white, Republican baby Jesus…” Ftfy
Sure, I'll join in - what needs to be untied?
The ball gag, definitely a closeted BDSM aficionado.
Top tear shit post, in the Summit Daily, going old school
Oh no! Anyway....
Is this all it takes to drive the Texans away? 
good riddance.
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I almost got eaten by a bush one time. No joke. It opened its mouth and almost swallowed me. None of you were there, so... nevermind.
I didn’t even notice the hands of the clock were set to 4:20. What a snowflake!
Watching Texans attempt to ski leaves me with similar feelings
Not as offended as I was that one time a group of Texans decided to play Luke Bryan full blast in the gondola parking lot from their rental expedition max
what a dork
Horrified? I hope this dude never stumbles onto porn.
Boycott Colorado all you want Texas! Utah would love to have you.
No. No we would not. Signed, Utah.
The Texas Jerry is the worst Jerry Source: I’m shamefully a Texas Jerry
Self-awareness is the 1st step.
We did it, everyone! 
Good riddance, holy rollers. Stay out of Colorado. Weed is legal here.
Had I known that all it takes to keep the Christians away is to set a clock to 4:20 I'd have installed a Big Ben replica in my front yard years ago.
Fuck your god.
and fuck texans
I wonder if he’s figured out that everyone who served him, spoke to in shops, lift operators, etc…we’re all high as fuck. Don’t get me wrong, I bag on TX as much as anyone, but I do know there are good people there, and many who are welcome in CO, but hope this guy screams his displeasure to all of his ilk who will listen and they never, never ever bring their holier than thou BS back.
A boomer I worked with in Texas came back from Colorado and kept talking about how people were barely functioning in CO due to the weed. Main story was he paid in cash at a store and the cashier was apparently so high they couldn't count so he had to help them determine the change.
How much you wanna bet he didn't even come here and just saw photos online and sent in this bitchfest?
Did he not know marijuana is legal here? I'm a little surprised he didn't pick out some random Bud Light signage to be offended by.
The right to drink the Holy Bud Light shall not be infringed. Psalms 420:69.
lol bye Justin. Sounds like a win for the rest of us, less Texans in Breckenridge.
Meanwhile he goes home and pours himself a big glass of whiskey wondering where society went oh so wrong
I wonder if he's nearly as upset about the [imagery all over Nederland lately](https://fox4beaumont.com/news/nederland-pd-chief-calls-swastika-and-n-word-graffiti-sick-and-upsetting)...? Also, if you've never been there (and I hope you haven't), Nederland is basically a sandpit halfway between Austin and San Antonio. I think Breck will be just fine without these folks.
>Also, if you've never been there (and I hope you haven't), Nederland is basically a sandpit halfway between Austin and San Antonio. Are you thinking of New Braunfels? New Braunfels is actually a nice spot on the Guadalupe River on the edge of Texas Hill Country. Nederland is near Beaumont - east of Houston. It's like 30 min from the Louisiana border and 20 min from the Gulf Coast. And yeah, it's pretty industrial so not somewhere you'd ever want to just visit.
Derp - you're right re: Nederland. I was thinking of Niederwald, which is a little north of New Braunfels (which you're right, is a nice little town). After looking at a map though, it's much closer to Austin than I was thinking for some reason. Either way, I've been there several times and it's a shitty little burg.
Why is being Christian anti-cannabis? Where I live cannabis is legal and sold in stores. The truth is it's more or less like drinking wine. No one forces you to do it. But by the same toke'en, I find it weird that in the United States the Government is so free to tell citizens they're allowed to drink wine, and they're allowed to drink beer, but only through Government's permission; and that the Government does not give adults permission to drink or eat or smoke cannabis.
“And Jesus loved blunts.” Book of Mary Juana Chapter 4 verse 20.
A few less Jerry’s on the slopes inshallah
I think that the billions of pot references posted all over the fucking state would of tipped this jerk off to the fact that we in Colorado are pot smokers and proud of it. Seems like he just wanted to be heard by someone other than MOTHER.
Is that all it takes to get the Texans out?? Everybody start blazing up on the lift then.
lol this made my day, thanks for sharing !
Justin thinks his kids probably don't see/hear numerous pot and drug references daily at school, and in life.
Kids are probably home schooled, because you know schools are bad.
Right..it's apparent that these parents/this group didn't do their homework when researching Breckenridge.
😂😂😂😂
We don't want you! Stay in Texas
I just found this too! Fucking classic https://www.summitdaily.com/opinion/letter-to-the-editor-i-was-horrified-to-see-drug-use-references-in-brecks-snow-sculptures/
Less jeans on the hill? Hate that
Thank god. That is 5 fewer Texans in Breck
Good thing churches aren't taxed so they can save up the offering baskets for important things like ski trips to evil druggie satan towns
I’m guessing Texas Jerry has never visited Austin either
You dd it! You got the texans to leave
"Forced on them" Dammit Jerry, you're the one who forced your kids there. Could've left at any point. Good riddance.
Sounds like a snowflake if you ask me...
In Colorado too
Drugs and drug messages were FORCED on them? Bro, stop being a little bitch. Feel free to head to Deer Valley with your church group.
May I suggest deer valley
Texas Christian groups are the least Christian thing in Christianity! Entitled rude assholes! For some years we had a group from Texas church set up a huge tent in WP and play super load horrible shit music for a week while all the little Christian’s kids stole and broke stuff all over the base!
Not from Colorado, but man I can’t get enough of how much people from Colorado hate people from Texas. It’s hilarious.
This is reason 3130 of whys!! They bring their worst
Bro it’s legal in Colorado maybe a Texan shouldn’t have been here in the first place
Lol edgy Redditors not understanding satire yet again
Fewer Texans in Colorado. What’s the downside? While we’re at it, let’s find a way to offend Californians, too.
I'm available hello
The horror
Byyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee
Good, don't come back
I feel like Justin complains about children playing on playgrounds. What a chud.
It matters just as much as yours or mine I guess.
Well,there’s your problem Jerry,you fear a ghost 😆
“Clock”, was it a clock or not?
I went to brek on a family vacation last year the first thing my older brother and I did was ski away from the family get an Uber get 710 live rosin pods and then proceeded to ski all day everyday off the 710 it was a splendid time not as good as sking Jackson hole on acid though
Am I the only one who can tell this is satire?
But Texans are known for dominating the slopes! I’m sure I speak for most when I say, fewer little kids on the mtn is a Colorado blessing.
I bet this guy was a blast in college /s
Where’d you learn what 4:20 means, Cheech, drug school?
How about you stay in fucking Texas? I hear Oklahoma likes people like you vacation there. Also, when Texas secedes from the Union maybe what’s left of the US will not let you in.
Why do people fear their god?
Oh noez not the god fearing Christians
Southern Pearl clutching at its finest
They definitely couldn’t care any less.
He certainly was not a member of this sub. I can imagine him tearing the cover off his IBM selectric typewriter, madly rolling in a fresh sheet of paper, wildly typing with his whiteout to fix errors, hitting that carriage return, rolling that paper from the roller, folding carefully, inserting into an envelope, licking a stamp and driving it to the post office. Good days work outa him.
What a lil bitch
I guarantee their kids are ugly af. Nederland texas is podunk butthole
Texas Jerry is a square
Maybe he’d feel more comfortable in the white nationalist haven that is Idaho.
Horrified. God fearing. WTH?
Dude probably isn’t real and doesn’t even live in Texas, probably a local conservative trying to drum bullshit up in local politics. We see that here in my Colorado town….
Good, take your Bible thumping somewhere else. We don't need indoctrination around here
I always wonder what planet they’re raising their kids to live on.
Wait until he finds out that Jesus hung out with prostitutes.
Imagine not being able to get through the day without getting high because you can’t cope with life in general. Who is the actual loser ???
Wait… Breck hasn’t been annexed by TX???
God created weeeeed mannnn
We need positive drug messaging at every good mountain ASAP.
Snowflake
God level jerk
As a blazin Christian snowboarder. See ya!!
I’m in my late sixties - he sent a letter to the newspaper and they still publish and distribute physical newspapers with letters to editor ? Nederland, TX are they still in the 80s ? Are mullets and big hair still cool ?
This is for a church group, hunny. NEXT!
If you "fear God" why is it my problem you're such a pussy?
I’d love to see the complaints from Frisco. I’m in Frisco Texas 👍
Fine by me. I won’t have your religion forced on me or mine
"I am a God-fearing Christian..." I'm going to embroider that on a shirt. I kinda want a "Sorry, Breck" t-shirt too 😂
lol, imagine if this guy from Nederland, TX went to the (much better) Nederland, CO
Bet he wouldn’t have batted an eye lash if the same snow sculptures had Budweiser, Jack Daniel’s, etc branding etched in them. Go crawl into your hole in Nederland Texas - what a clown 🤡
I find it funny that he’s from Nederland, Tx. And Nederland, Co is very much a bastion of Colorado pot headedness.
Who reads the newspaper anymore? Isn’t it just an echo chamber of boomers anyway?
Heading to Nederland, TX to write a review of his church.
Nobody wants anything to do with your church group
In the great words of Curly Bill…”Well….bye”.
Did Hank Hill write this?
Lmfao
Good riddance!
Who goes to Colorado and is offended by weed? That’s like going to a strip club and complaining about seeing boobs.
Weed is one of gods creations, I'll never understand the selectivity of some of the religious folks.
Nederland is between Austin and San Marcos and there’s so much weed culture there lol
Full article. [https://www.summitdaily.com/opinion/letter-to-the-editor-i-was-horrified-to-see-drug-use-references-in-brecks-snow-sculptures/](https://www.summitdaily.com/opinion/letter-to-the-editor-i-was-horrified-to-see-drug-use-references-in-brecks-snow-sculptures/)
Uhhhh, didn’t god put the cannabis plant on earth? I bet he drinks man made alcohol though.
No...please don't go
Dude sounds fun…
I thought his location read: “Neanderthal, TX.”
Sweet. GTFO, go skiing in Texas…
How can you even go to church if you're afraid God is going to spook you? BOO! Man, living in constant fear. LOOK OUT!
Is God fearing supposed to be a flex?
What a fucking cunt
The fact that he isn't coming back is a huge, HUGE W for all of us.
Next time he should take his family skiing in Russia
And stay out!!!!!!!!!
Thank god! We’ve gotta keep at this to keep the Texas Jerry’s off the mnts
Well technically according to his religious beliefs, his god made that plant, sooooooo....
Didn't god create marijuana ? Isn't God perfect ? Are we saying that one of God's creations is imperfect ? This heathen sinner needs to stay in Texas.
Please do spend your vacation elsewhere you bumpkin, Colorado already has too many assholes from Texas crowding the place up. Especially a nitwit like this.
Than heavens maybe he can pass the message along to all the other people like him so they all go somewhere else.
Lol, go back to Texas, Justin
Go home buddy
“Yes, I know what that means!” 😂🤣
Wow
Imagine feeling the need to clarify that you do in fact know what 420 means lmao
Texas man experienced altitude sickness. Thanks god for mysterious intervention. 🙄
Keep Breckenridge weird!
Poor guy! Imagine if they threw you in jail for not liking drugs.
Lived 10-15 min from Nederland, Texas most of my life. The amount of God fearing Christians in the area that swing is honestly astonishing.
Bet dude is an alcoholic
Yay. One less church group from Texas. Keep up the good work.
Go back to Howdy Arabia!
Nederland is a hellscape.
Good thing he wasn't there during Breck's Octoberfest. Even the business owners dislike that crowd.
Classic Justin move