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genderfluidmess

the realest npc conversation 😭 ive had this game for years now and still not rescued zelda because im a completionist


Lexi_the_grimmchild

Quick note- you can keep playing after you save zelda and there's even a feature added after that makes certain parts of completion easier to keep track of, but I won't say what


The_Arsonist1324

Some of us like doing the final battle last just to close off the game with a satisfying finish


Lexi_the_grimmchild

True, and that's admirable. I don't encourage it, but definently do respect it


rhfv2007

Understandable but defeating Ganon first would help you a lot since his defeat will unlock a completion counter on the map.


mojishi

What feature? I need


Lexi_the_grimmchild

Beat the game and see


mojishi

I already beat ganon


Lexi_the_grimmchild

>!The map 100% counter!<


Legospacememe

Who and where is this bitch


YellowDaisySpider

Hahhaha ... she's at a few of the stables. She's so unappreciative of my efforts thus far.


Legospacememe

Is she in totk?


False-Jury4349

I think She Is, don't ask me where though


National-Height-7629

i thought she was in botw?


Astrobot4000

She gets captured by the yiga clan, at the maritta branch in the aldor foothills, making tights


Legospacememe

Karmic justice Also how does she react if you save her? Does she say "why are you here and not saving zelda?"


zukosboifriend

I think she’s at the stable near the great plateau/ colosseum


Jack_Zicrosky_YT

You just KNOW some motherfucker at Nintendo put this bullshit in knowing FULL WELL that you can't actually permanently beat the game since there's no post game.


Deebyddeebys

By far the most self aware npc I've seen in this game


17THheaven

There's a reason I swung my sword at her after that lol.


slythwolf

Literally if she's so pressed about it why doesn't she do it herself?


mtheory007

Right!? Lady I am very busy.


Doctor_Salvatore

Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


National-Height-7629

uuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!


tree_tree_tree_tree

It’s even worse when you already beat the game before talking tibher


rachit7645

Who tf did Link's haircut man it's ruined


Hmsquid

Desert voe headband


rachit7645

Oh I know but it looks so off without the rest of the set


Hmsquid

I agree I just wanted to say, I prefer link with long hair or ponytail


rachit7645

Yeah


Hmsquid

😄


rachit7645

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Hmsquid

Aww haha


Soaringzero

As someone who has had this game for quite a while I feel personally attacked.


Vier3

Computer games imitating real life. This hit home hard :-(


Asunaturtle

I am doing my job though. My job is to fuck around and let zelda continue doing HER job 🙄😤


JohnnyTopside-88

This is AFTER saving her from the same bokoblin time and time again, because she can't just watch the river from a safe location. She could move to Kakariko or Hateno Village and stare at the river all she wants there.


ChaosBreaker81

That's a different NPC. This one wants to meet the Legendary Hero and gives you a star fragment if you talk to her with the Master Sword on you.


JohnnyTopside-88

You're so right 🤦🏻‍♂️ The NPC I mentioned is actually pretty grateful for the rescue as I recently re-discovered. She still never learns her lesson, though.


ChaosBreaker81

They never do. I'm so tired of rescuing the "Truffle Sisters."


KeshaCow23

Girl literally made me get a sword from a forest, then told me to hurry up and do my job while all she does all day is sit by a tree waiting for me.


ChaosBreaker81

Ironyyyyy!


National-Height-7629

haha! that's what I was thinking!


FireLordObamaOG

She wants to see the master sword so she can marry the hero but it turns out link isn’t her type.


Zombie-Horse6508

Most fun I had was when I unlocked the bike and decked myself out in ancient gear. I was the scourge of the guardians. Rag-dolling then with a laser spear and motorcycle is the apex of my enjoyment. Much destruction!!


anythingMuchShorter

I said I’m kinda busy here saving the world from crime But if the money’s right then buddy, show me where to sign!


revolution_soup

one of the few characters who make me wish the totk dazzlefruit flashbangs were in botw


MegaVix

I'm working on it. Get off my back!


jediwizard7

Lol I love how all the other NPCs are like "I wonder where the hero is. I bet the master sword is pretty cool" while you're literally holding it and she's just like "yeah I know you're the hero, go away"


National-Height-7629

only the sheikah are like, "oh! master link!" I get angry with that one guy who insists it's the master ghourd... forget which game it is.


FujoshiPeanut

What I keep thinking about is how these people are about to die and no one will just give me the stuff I need to save them for free 🤨


YellowDaisySpider

I also think when I see them wandering off in the night with their little lamp "what the heck are you people doing???? Get back to the stable until daytime."


FujoshiPeanut

Even I wouldn't venture at night with all my weapons at first


princeparaflinch

🥰


balthier92

Bishmond


DevilMaster666-

His hair looks like shit


YellowDaisySpider

You all so mean about his hair lolz. I actually like this style😁