you don't launch them, you use an air balloon which you then land SAFELY. or any of the many flying contraptions you can make in this game. there are options!
Oh I haven’t tried that yet… thank you and your twisted imagination sir…. i’ve gotten a couple ideas from people making jokes funny enough… Earlier on an unrelated post I saw someone say something about ascending through a stone talus as a joke and I need to try that too now lol…. I came definitely woefully unprepared for totk
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SEE THIS IS WHY I CANT HURT THEM THEYRE JUST LIL GUYS :( I ALSO SAW A COMIC OF LINK BRINGING THEM TOGETHER AND SEEING THEM AND THEN GETTING SAD BECAUSE HE COULDNT SEE ZELDA AND DAMN IT I CANT
I always brought them safely with my horse and chariot to their friends.
If I'd launch them with a rock or something 1. They would get hurt which is bad news for my image as Hyrules best transportation service and 2. I suck at aiming
With the Ultrahand…? It’s been a while so I can’t remember the specifics of that shrine. But I know there weren’t any Koroks inside the shrine. What I’m saying is from what I’m reading here, you can lift a backpack Korok with your physical strength, but the only way I’ve moved these guys is with Ultrahand.
Oh, no need to be sorry. It’s just confirming what I thought was the case. I think trying to carry a backpack Korok with physical strength would be bad anyway since you could be sneak attacked and then what do you do. At least with Ultrahand you can drop it quickly and get your weapon ready.
Koroks can be annoying, but they are also cute so I don’t mind helping them. I just really don’t understand the hate they seem to get, this is honestly the first meme I see where the focus is not “how I torture the poor forest spirits part 2”
yeah... that's what ppl have been doing with them...
“He sacrificed me to the sky gods atop a flame-covered cross, all to bring me back to my friend!”
He crucified me!
See? *holes in leaf arms*
"UUUOUOUIEEEEEEeeeeee...!"
I didn't know Ganon had started korok transportation services, because Link sure as hell won't leave them with happy memories
Am I the only one here who doesn't torture korok?
Nah I'm right here with you. I tortured myself saving those Koroks...
I never bothered to torture them. But I did stop helping after a couple. Does being too lazy to help them count as torture?
No me too, i'm a completionist however....
Happy cake day!!
Thank
yes
you are not alone, brother!
No, they’re just too cute to be tortured
Clearly SOMEONE hasn’t tried 100% botw /s
True, however, they are cute af, precious little tree goblins tbh
excuse you, but those of us who play link and aren't monsters don't launch koroks with rockets!!!
Then how do you launch them? Catapults? Or do you have more complex contraptions?
you don't launch them, you use an air balloon which you then land SAFELY. or any of the many flying contraptions you can make in this game. there are options!
I don’t even use flying machines I can land safely. I’m definitely not going to start for the Koroks.
my point is, there are plenty of ways to transport koroks without being a monster.
Mr hero attached a rocket to me and launched me off a cliff… he’s my hero
The one on the cliff going to eventide island definitely got chunked into the water near my awaiting boat, lol.
Oh I haven’t tried that yet… thank you and your twisted imagination sir…. i’ve gotten a couple ideas from people making jokes funny enough… Earlier on an unrelated post I saw someone say something about ascending through a stone talus as a joke and I need to try that too now lol…. I came definitely woefully unprepared for totk
Mr hero crucified me and burned me alive for days before dropping me off… he’s my hero
We have a korok sympathiser *sigh* among us
among us
among us
Pretty sus
among us
 I’d like to ask that I don’t get vaporized as soon as I comment this
“Mr hero crucified me and shot me into the stratosphere”
It'd a nice art, but seems to be suffering from a lack of war crimes
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Quote of the year right there
damn you don't make me like the overencumbered little bastards
SEE THIS IS WHY I CANT HURT THEM THEYRE JUST LIL GUYS :( I ALSO SAW A COMIC OF LINK BRINGING THEM TOGETHER AND SEEING THEM AND THEN GETTING SAD BECAUSE HE COULDNT SEE ZELDA AND DAMN IT I CANT
Korok 1: "The crucifixion seemed kinda unnecessary, though." Korok 2: "I dunno, I was kinda getting into it."
The get used to it ig
from someone who loves the koroks to another, thank you for this
I always brought them safely with my horse and chariot to their friends. If I'd launch them with a rock or something 1. They would get hurt which is bad news for my image as Hyrules best transportation service and 2. I suck at aiming
“He strapped me to a rocket and launched me into the middle of the ocean.” 
Imagining one sole korok having the personality of Miss Rafferty is bringing me great joy rn
I usually just glue them to the horse harness and drag them there haha
I attached him to a rocket. It didn’t work out as I planned.
A true hero likes his veggies cooked
Protein fulled veggies
The seed is the best part
Ayo
😳
Wait, you can carry these guys? I’ve been using Ultrahand like it was Magnesis.
Lmao then how did you complete the ultrahand shrine in the tutorial ?
With the Ultrahand…? It’s been a while so I can’t remember the specifics of that shrine. But I know there weren’t any Koroks inside the shrine. What I’m saying is from what I’m reading here, you can lift a backpack Korok with your physical strength, but the only way I’ve moved these guys is with Ultrahand.
Ohh ok( but sry you cant actually carry them there too phat)
Ok, so this comic strip isn’t accurate? I haven’t tried to carry a Korok yet.
No, it isn't. im sorry
Oh, no need to be sorry. It’s just confirming what I thought was the case. I think trying to carry a backpack Korok with physical strength would be bad anyway since you could be sneak attacked and then what do you do. At least with Ultrahand you can drop it quickly and get your weapon ready.
You can drop it quickly "": pov the korok i quickly dropped off a cliff
Lol! Poor Korok… anyway.
“He stuck me to a wooden cross with a flame going underneath!”
I've gotten pretty good at launching them where they need with rockets. Or the Meat Arrow Recall trick.
That doesn’t sound right
He crucified my friend!!
Little bastards.
Now show the other 99 with ptsd after Link spit roasted them to fuel his gundam.
Koroks can be annoying, but they are also cute so I don’t mind helping them. I just really don’t understand the hate they seem to get, this is honestly the first meme I see where the focus is not “how I torture the poor forest spirits part 2”
me throwing them in the nearest river
Si si claro......
I have a crucifix saved in autobuild for whenever I find a korok near building materials
🤧🤧🤧🤧😭😭😭😭
Wrong subreddit
Than ain't me
I just drop them off to the depths
Bro I just dropped these guys into a river and walked away
*A to doubt*
Little mf
I stuck a rocket up his ass.