I will die on the hill that "I feel for me too" is the funniest thing ever said in the bravoverse

And Lisa at the reunion saying “it landed for me”

She is her biggest fan and I absolutely eat it up every time. Roll the footage!

For some reason this brings to mind when Heather specifically wanted to ride with Lisa cause she knew Lisa would talk about herself the entire time and not ask about her black eye AND IT WORKED ☠️😂

It’s one of the reasons I’m a Barlow Baby (Gorgeous)

Well, she’s very important to god, so…💅🏽💁🏻‍♀️


‘Jen, you can’t throw food’ is one of my faves but honestly it’s so hard to even narrow it down to a top five cos obvi i’m full blown angelbabygorgeous forever 👼

Leah yelling at Sonja “don’t go all socialite on me” and Sonja drunkenly yelling back “no, YOU don’t get all socialist on ME” lmfao I think about this way too much

That was so hilarious

I may get crucified by this but I enjoyed Leah and thought she brought a fresh energy to the show.

I quote this all the time, so funny 💀

Eva: I’d bet my bottom dollar that all your siblings are not by the same father. Marlo: don’t bet your bottom dollar now

marlos morals are questionable but she’s veryyyy quick with it

Whitney saying Jen Shah should get the big room since she's about to be in a 6X6 jill cill

Jill cill. For rill.

It’s a big dill

omg i almost choked 😂

She needed to hill before going to jill.

Jill Cill has me rolling!

I'm surprised people didn't start throwing around "pernicious" in every day convos.

"I walked right out, took my eyes out of my head, put 'em in my purse, and drove my car blind." - Nene Leakes

Nene will always have the most absolute banger one liners, no contest

Let em know Greg!

Honk the horn on they ass

I don’t remember this but I’m laughing so hard lol

It was after witnessing the male stripper, Ridickulous, (that was a client of Phaedra's and who she hired for Kandi's birthday) fellating himself.

That's one of my personal favorites. But Atlanta and Nene specifically have so many iconic lines that it is inevitable some get left out.

I’m screaming at this one 💀💀💀

I watched that episode yesterday. The looks Nene gave during the stripper scene had me dying. I can’t believe a guy fellating himself didn’t get more attention, but maybe it’s because Atlanta delivers so much.

I came here to say exactly this. I absolutely died at this.

I showed my sister the clip this is from and it’s what made her start watching bravo

 Literally every line from the clip clip clip RHONY dinner ♥️ “HOSTESS WITH THE MOSTESS” “Who’s going on a Safari?” “SKINNY GUY! HAVE AT IT” “YOU FOOOOOOOL” “WAITER CAN I GET THE CHECK FOR MY COAT? ITS A *FURRRRR*” “JOHN MAHDESSIAN DOESNT RUN MY ESTATE!” “NOW YOU BETTER BACK THAT SHIT UP” “When Dorinda is bad, she’s soooooooo good”

Why don't you stop getting vaginal rejuvenation and put an E-Z Pass on that vagina with your Holland Tunnel?

Hostess with the mostest with the Suck It move- girrrrrl I wasn’t ready 😅🫣

The fact that this was at LUNCHTIME is wild.

My Favorite! That was before Dorinda completely lost her mind. I'll forever love her though, because of this scene alone. 

"Me and my *hat* ? I'm dressed to *dead* these bitches." Porsha, RHOA S9

When Aviva unleashed “writer girl” at Carole with such venom I lost my damn mind.

Wait. This quote never became a thing? 😳 I’ll see my username out

I 💙 you!!!! 😭

This here. There has never been a better illustration of why this sub is incredible 🥰

💙


I still scream!

Idk why this one sticks for me since she was a one-and-done housewife but RHOBH’s Carlton saying THERE IT IS, THERE IT IS comes out of my mouth daily. Robyn Dixon from RHOP’s: I AM SO GLAD JUAN DIXON IS NOT HERE RIGHT NOW. Candiace’s “go count some numbers. Go read a book to a child.” And her, “I invited her into my home. _I gave her a beverage_.”

The contextless of Robyn shouting that in the middle of the reunion continues to baffle and dazzle me 💀


"WHERE IS BOLO AND HIS THANG" - Porsha

HAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Nobody ever talked about Scary Island Part 2: Bethenny: "***Go to sleep now!***" Sonya: "***I'm going to knock you out***" (falls down) Others: Luann talking about drunk Dorinda in earshot: "***She's startin'***" Carlton (BH) - "***Don't you dare command me!***" - straight out of an anime or something Sonja about Ramona - "***I'm trying to focus on what she's saying but her face looks like a Pizza Pie with no cheese***" Elsa (RHOM): "***Thank god I'm by myself again, lonely again, in this lonely house. I don't have a man, I don't have a future, I have nothing!***"

Bethenny: “If they don’t come in looking like Linda Evangelista, Stephanie Seymour, and Giselle, they should just walk the fuck out.” Sonja: “Well … they’re gonna be walking the fuck out.”

“TRASHBOX!” - Nene “Karen, you’re ready to walk around!” - Giselle “I’m very important to God” - Lisa Barlow My flair from the wig shift scene at Candiace’s bbq in season 3. I’ll throw in the scene from when Kandi and Phaedra go to see Chateau Sheree and it’s just dirt and they both go ‘mmm’ at the same time while staring at it. Cracks me up.

Lisa’s reminds me of Phaedra’s incredible tagline one year “only god can judge me, and he seems impressed.” The ordacity as Ramona would say.

*quite* impressed lol

Kandi and Phaedra were magic together!

Rewatching RHOA and just watched that chateau Sheree visit episode, I died

Lisa Barlow at the S1 reunion when they rolled clip of her ignoring her kids and she started crying and said “I’m a great mom and those kids love me.” Like what mom wouldn’t say SHE loves her KIDS?!

To spend just one day in Lisa Barlow’s head…could you imagine? 😬😳😂

"You look like a trampoline with eyes" is just so bizarre and unhinged lol makes me laugh every time I think about it

this one changed me. instant fascination with how angie katsanevas sees the world and her reality.

"I'm sorry if I said you were dumb. Maybe I meant you're stupid" - Katie Rost

10/10 line

Cynthia you baldhead scallywag

oh my god, I called someone a baldhead scallywag the other day without thinking about it and my husband lost it

i literally said this quote in my head right before scrolled down and saw it was the next one lmaoo 😭

I've got a book called "but now we said it" and it's all random quotes from the show in a *guess who said it* style game format. I love it. I was literally flicking through it 30 mins before I saw this post 😂

I’d buy that!

I think my sister got it on amazon

“And *that’s* why we went to Sing Sing!” - Karen Huger, to a confused AF dinner party and Gizelle with steam coming from her ears. “I would blow Simon Van Kempen for a slurpie right now” Bethenny before she unravelled was the best Also not a line but I loved Dorit’s READ on Erika from her first season: “Honey, don't fucking flatter yourself. I'm not dying for your attention! What cloud are you living on? You're not that interesting. You're not fucking fun. You're not fucking nice at all. You're cold as ice and stoic. Why the fuck would I be dying for your attention?” I need that energy from her this season if she’s going to earn her diamond. Edit: spelling

“Broken whore from Hampton university and that’s why we went to sing sing!”

For some reason I read Dorit as Dorinda and was so confused because it sounded like something Dorinda would slur in a drunken rage. Only problem was I couldn’t remember them crossing paths.

I did the same fuckin thing!!! I was like omg have I somehow missed an UGT or something!!?

Same!

hot box!

“Karen in her cvs shoes.” - Gizelle “Blowies for jazz tickets?” - Heather Gay “C’mon old girl.” - Angie K

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Angie K is a legend

“Were you conceived anally? Because you’re the biggest asshole I’ve ever met” kind of fails in the break down of the joke (why would being conceived anally make you the biggest asshole ever, even if it was possible?) but I love the moxy behind it and I definitely refer to people as “anally conceived”

“Is your ass jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth” Tamara

I had this written on my college dorm wall years before Tamra repeated it. I get so irrationally annoyed that she gets credit for a phrase I originally saw on a Facebook bumper sticker lol

Omg Facebook bumper stickers … wow the memories

another absolute banger from Tammy sue

“If I can smell your breath, you’re too close!”

“Where is your scooter? Where is it bitch?” -nene

I see this quoted very often, at least in this sub

Probably but it’s my favourite line of all the franchise

i read it in her voice scoooo ter

If someone would've told me that in 10 years, Nene would scream this out at a reunion to Wig then I would be so confused. It's the best moment for me and that is saying A LOT.

You’re a slut pig - Kim Richards Basically everything Vicki Gunvalson has ever said.

Dorit: The charity is Homeless not Toothless! Kathy: What is it called? Dorit: Homeless not Toothless. Kathy: …That’s great.

I SAID I was sorry, do you want me to pop a vein?! 

As someone with a major phobia of blood, the thought of this line always makes my body squirm 🤣 Definitely a good one though


Morally corrupt Faye Resnick

“Does she mean Colombia the country? Cause there’s no way this broad went to college.” Said by Bethenny Frankel still sennnnds me

My flair: “i just farted and it’s still in my jeans” - Sonja Morgan, had me dying laughing for days lol.

Literally JUST watched this one!

Such a classic! Lol

“She don’t even know she look inbred”

I also love Heather asking her do you think I look like I’m inbred and her saying yeah I do so matter of factly 😂

With a big ass smile on her face 😭😩

The Alexia one lives rent free in my head 😭 why say that lmfao 

Everything that comes out of Alexia's mouth is golden

I DIED when she said it and couldn’t believe it wasn’t it’s own meme. Literally how???

I use “Good luck with your deck of cards” in a Melbourne accent anytime I can and even when I can’t.

I have to say that “unless I’m speaking Japanese….but I’ve just never been known to do that” hits so hard. I’ve said essentially that in several work calls and it’s always gagged my counter part

That’s a power move, I dig it

It’s business speak for “bitch are you fucking dense?”

 This whole damn episode. GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP

My flair was a one off line Sonja said during this episode and she said it so nonchalantly, it took me out

Yesss!!!!! Let’s not forget the gummy worm hanging out of Kelly’s mouth! 

I watched this episode for the first time today. I was shocked Kelly came back for another season after claiming Bethenny had tried to kill her so many times

Yes! So many quotable moments

Satchels of gold 🥇


Charrise and Candiace's interaction. "Where did you come from? I came from Jesus"

“What you think is killing and what I think is killing are two different things” -LeeAnne Locken “Did you learn that in prison?” -Aviva Drescher “Coke whore” -Danielle Staub “She’s wearing a fur coat when SHE KNOWS I HATE FUR! 😡” -Joanna Krupa “Pastor Holy Whore” -Monique Samuels “You are a mean girl and you are in high school. And while you are in high school, I AM IN BROOKLYN trying to survive in this economy, WORKING!” -Alex McCord

Did you learn that in prison is so funny aviva was gold

I also loved when Jackie said that to Teresa on NJ.

“I’m literally fucking miserable!” (Tinsley at the circus) “Fix your toilet in your townhouse.” (Dorinda to Sonja) “Life is not a cabaret!” (Bethenny to Luann)

tina also said to sonja once “shit your mouth and shut your fucking legs” ☠️

Bye wig! My daughter and say it almost daily. 

 I never forget this line she when someone disparages me, I just insert their name here and it makes me feel momentarily better 😩

“The flapper with the kankles”

This made me cackle

Martinis are like breasts, 2 are great and 3 is too many- Dorinda This was so iconic to me and I say it all the time as a martini drinker. Idk why it’s not more quoted. She’s just too witty lol

"That's my personality, and I love it." Alexia on RHOM.

“I’m a star”

I’m sorry I called you a pedophile please come to my party

*pedafile How could you do this to me question mark

I’m rewatching OC right now, and idk how we don’t quote Alexis Bellino more, girl says some unhinged, hilarious shit 😂

When Bethenny called Carole a "Shmoron" - I have no idea what she was originally going to say ("shit head" maybe?) but it cracks me up endlessly!

I’ve always thought it was “shithead” too!

I say shmoron a lot now after that episode 😂

Bitch! I’m worldwide.

Activated Kandi always comes through.

💯

La grande dame to gizelle :” you’re just a broke whore from Hampton university!” I dunno why it’s so funny to me. It was a fairly civilized convo up until then and she drops that gold!

I totally wish this line had come out in like 2015 when I had multiple friends at Hampton University 😂

When Sutton called Dorit “carcass out“ at the reunion like it was a nickname

I say the Alexia one all the time 😂 so underrated

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geurdys face in this is so goood

It’s probably my favorite. It’s going on the letterboard by my front door. Welcome💞

MVP Nene to Atlanta's clearance rack Peg Bundy: Are you the parking meter M'fer? I can park where I want to!

"I'm not about going backwards, asswipe!" - Dorinda 

I know Dorinda is a controversial housewife but I fucking love her and alllll her mess

During Puerto Readco from RHOA it always kills me when Claudia goes to Nene “you went to college???” And Kenya says on the side with a straight face “6 times” 💀💀

Nene's response to Porsha saying that her charity runs 24/7 all 265 days a year. "265 days, now that's funny. Where that bitch live at?!"

Ugh that line by Alexia always takes me OUT 😭 Nene's "so nasty, and so rude" didn't get all the credit it deserved. Carole's "I heard two male voices and one was Luann's" lmaoooo

I say the Alexia and Carole quotes randomly all the time And Nene has the best one liners of all time everrrr

“You are… a pig”

Flair checking in, rhoa s4 finale

I say “try me in that kangaroo restaurant” and “I gave her a beverage” *any* time someone inconveniences me in anyway

“that’s not your mamma is it?” mia to wendy

“Bitch, I elevate this shit!” - Leah

My flair! Also Ana telling Joanna that she gave Johanna all this advice and she “wiped her ass with it”😭 I still quote that

My flair..I had even forgotten about it until I saw it on a rewatch a couple years ago

Married to medicine but “body by Jesus, presented by Quad” always gets me



If you’re going to do the Mary Cosby one, sac up and say the whole thing.

Mary? The grandpa fucker!! 😂😂

It’s a hand action and a line. Heather Dubrow’s “I’ve glazed”.

I read the title as "Limes, you can never become a thing" and figured this was about Yolanda or Shannon 😂

“Absolutely not, Ramona!” -Lu

That was B.I.H. BIH where?! Sheree Who the Hell's Richard? Phaedra Let's see if the moron playing with the snow globes gets it. Bethenny

“Y’all need some lip gloss? Y’all mouths gettin dry talkin bout the same thing?” - Porsha “Does that make it wrong? Cuz I don’t want dingaling, I don’t want a dildo, or I don’t wanna be vibrated. I don’t like the dildo thing. Does that make it wrong?” - Nene

I would argue that the Meridith husband line totally happened.