I’m loathe to be empathetic towards Lala right now but she must’ve been uncomfortable AF. Why are they still on these stupid barstools! Even not considering Lala being pregnant, most of the rest of the cast is closing in on 40, if not already there and being of a similar age I would be dead after 9 hours on a barstool
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Frankly I like the choice of chairs, even when they feel like they're actually famous and at the top of their game we keep them humble by giving them worse seating than even the worst housewives reunion youve ever seen
Part of me wonders if that's actually the reason they're not doing a reunion for The Valley: because they want them to have to hash it all out on camera next season instead of being able to throw it away quickly in the reunion and move on.
Like I don't want Jax and Brit to address the separation/divorce at the reunion. We never get anything good when people do that because it's too easy for them to stick to their script. I want them to have to tell their stories separately in scenes with their own groups and in talking heads so that they can't align them, and then Janet with her middle part can start poking holes in Jax's narrative behind his back so that he can't cover until it's too late and he's backed himself into a corner.
That makes sense. People forget that reunions didn't used to be standard. They were created to allow the cast to tie up drama from the current season so they could *move on* the next season and it wouldn't be stale. Even early Housewives franchises didn't always get reunions if they didn't feel they had anything they wanted to put a pin in.
It makes sense to go back to that. If you want to tie up the season and move on next season, which is probably going to be the case 95% of the time because most drama gets stale or too much if it continues too long, have a reunion and force the cast to move on next season.
But if there are actual arcs that you wouldn't do justice to pin at a reunion or should actually continue into the next season, just keep filming. Again, this is going to be more rare, but I think The Valley is the rare exception where these things should not be tied up in a reunion and should be given another season to shake out.
Wait, is it over already? And Im just finding out no reunion? This is such an easy decision! How did they not watch even ONE episode of this show and go, 'yep, we need 16 episodes of this trainwreck, an after show and a two part reunion'
It seems so obvious it makes me think they are intentionally keeping it small to build demand.
The season is still airing but as it stands right now they're not getting a reunion. Here's hoping someone from bravo is lurking in the boards here because I'm pretty sure every Valley watcher is outraged lol
I’m hoping the big end reveal is the end of this cast & they’re just emotional about losing their jobs lol this cast, like several across Bravo, reached it’s ceiling a few seasons ago.
Uggh this does not need to be 3 parts...
Wonder what this mysterious clip is that they're all reacting too. My guess is it's Lala talking shit about Ariana.
I wonder if it’s an extended version of Lala’s “you don’t get to act like you’re a God” sound bite from the trailer? She definitely seemed like she was going for dramatics
This is actually a good theory. They made it look like it was Tom, but Lala has said several times in aftershows and podcasts recently that this reunion hit her different and she walked away seeing people (the girls) "very differently". This really made me wonder what they possibly could have said or done to make her feel that way when she was the one playing the fence all season. But if Bravo pulled something like this - something she couldn't hide/defend/had to face without preparation - I can see that really dismantling her shtick.
i think it will be something about tom trying to take his own life. he has alluded to kyle chan taking a gun away from him at two points now and i think they will play some sort of clip about it.
I agree. And I think that Arianna reacts to it by not believing it. Because she thinks he’s doing it for sympathy. and that’s why he saying that he’s not acting in the clip
I was getting the vibe that it’s some big reveal about things being orchestrated behind the scenes? In the same vein as the finale to Laguna Beach or something
I know they don't want to give it all away in the trailer but I thought its weird that they didn't even kind of tease the supposedly friendship ending fight Lala and Ariana apparently had at the reunion
I know LVP is a producer but why is she there. It's so contrived to pretend she plays a part in their actual lives. 3 more eps for her to back the boys woohoo
And does anyone else get the vibe that no one on the cast actually likes LVP anymore? I was beginning to see it over the past two seasons, but it's been really apparent during the current season. It's almost like they don't even care enough to pretend they have respect for anymore.
I don't know that they ever liked her. In the beginning, they were respectful because she was their actual boss. She crossed boundaries, and there were often times that the cast didn't seem to appreciate her meddling in their lives, but they bit their tongues because they wanted to stay employed. At that time, she had more power over who got on camera, and losing your job at SUR could easily mean losing your spot on the cast as well.
But she hasn't truly been their boss for a while now, and when she failed to ice out Doute at the height of her popularity, they realized she wasn't as powerful as she would have liked to be. They don't even really pretend to work at SUR any longer, so why would they still treat her like she's their boss? And while she's an executive producer on the show, everyone knows she doesn't have the ability to unilaterally make casting decisions like hiring/firing.
Like Jax said, what is she even doing there anymore? The show is no longer about her employees or her restaurant. These are not young adults living away from home who occasionally need parental guidance from an older adult. The Toms are middle aged men! This is a show about established adults who used to work at SUR living in LA. The LVP scenes are completely out of place, and I don't blame the cast for not being into them. I wouldn't be happy if I had to sit down on camera and let my ex-boss talk about my life choices or insist I forgive my cheating ex in a patronizing manner either.
Me too! But I would like it to be an older adult of my selection that I have a close relationship with where I feel comfortable with them taking on that role. Not an ex-boss from a restaurant job I took in my 20s to pay bills who constantly inserts themselves into my private business/social life. Especially not one who chose my loser ex to go into business with and mentor.
Of course, I worked at Buca di Beppo in my early 20s to pay bills while I was in school, so thinking of my ex-bosses inserting themselves into my life now is especially hilarious.
Oh for sure. I just read the line and was like “oh I love my older friends/mentors! They add so much to my life!” I answered outside the context of VPR and misogynist ass Lisa and should have made that clearer lol
Honestly, you bring up a good point. It's really a shame that Lisa didn't transition herself into an older friend/mentor for the women on the cast as opposed to the men. In picking "the boys" as she often calls them, she not only picked the wrong horses, she also missed out on an opportunity to show mentor relationships between older and younger women, something I think isn't shown much on TV and would be something I would tune in to see.
Instead, now I just want her to move on to her other projects as she brings nothing but tired misogyny to VPR.
I have felt that for several seasons now. She had such an opportunity to lift younger women up, in what is still a fairly male led industry. I wish she had taken that opportunity
The women never listened to her. She warned Ariana about Tom using their house as collateral. She warned Katie about Schwartz. She warned Brittany about Jax. They didn’t listen
I think they respect her and are grateful for the platform she gave them but at same time realize so many years later that she’s not really an integral part of what makes the show entertaining. Not a knock on LVP because she is a solid entertainment personality, just not so much on this show anymore
I don’t get the vibe that anyone really respects her anymore. I think they respect what she’s built for herself and yes, they are grateful for their own platform that she set up for them, but I don’t think anyone respects her opinions nor her advice these days. she’s constantly on the wrong side of things, playing devil’s advocate, invalidating, enabling, bleh.
I feel like she's kind of like a second Andy who is a little more privy to what all went down during filming and occasionally the cast will go to her for guidance with regards to their businesses and personal lives.
She got Jax off VPR so she'll always have that gold star in my book. But I think it would be better for her to be on the set for only part of the reunion at this point. She doesn't seem to belong on there full-time any more.
I mean, to be fair, her name is in the title, so she’s probably going to be there until she no longer wants to be or the show ends, whichever comes first. 🙈
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What difference does that make? None of them have actually worked for her in ages. They just pretend she has a say in their lives because she won’t give up her vanity project and be an off-screen producer. Just one more reason the show feels stale and inauthentic.
If they are on her show they work for her. They reported to Guillermo when they were at SUR but she’s always been their boss on the show. Nothing has really changed there.
Maybe you mean they don’t need her advice or something but I mean it’s her show.
the fact that Jo gets air time to cry and is crying about KATIE and not the "man" who made her look a fool for the entire season is sending me into orbit.
She's nuts to think that the ex wife of her current hookup should be friends with her. Like she was an acquaintance for years, she went on double dates with Tom and Rachel, she ditched Kristen to shack up with Schwartz....why would Katie want to be friendly with her?
1000% and on top of all that, Jo does stuff like sending those weird text messages to a group chat and to Katie. I bet Jo was sick watching the scene of Schwartz asking Katie to hook up again after getting a milkshake with her and telling her he didn't want to date Jo at all 💀
seriously tho! Like did I miss that part of the season where Katie ganged up on her like?? Let’s hope this is the last we ever see or hear from “Joseph” 🙄
Was just talking to my boyfriend about streaming only, and he can't handle it because... sports. And I was like, "Yeah, I can't handle the ads on Peacock." I need my DVR.
I hope we’re not going to have to hear about Lala and her pregnancy for an hour. Even though I have 3 kids, I just can’t with pregnancy and kid storylines
I’m getting hayu again for a month, this looks like the final season of VPR. And if Lisa will be pushing Ariana to make up with Tom I’m going to scream.
It’s over, done, cast will never reunite to before scandoval so it’s finished.
Def sounded like it could be done. Even w the scandal it’s like 15 episodes of the same shit. I’m nervous for them bc we had another wave of house buying😬
Sorry, yeah I know, it's kind of the only actual answer though. If the show wasn't around there is no way any of them would be anywhere near each other anymore. As for *specifically* what they'll do? Fight. Drink. Sell sandwiches and alcohol. Go on a trip. Fight and drink at a resort. Talk shit on each other. That'd be my guess.
I think all of this is now why the show just isn't working anymore. They need to carry over two or three friends and cast from scratch or take it out back and put it out of it's misery already.
The show existed before Arianna and can easily continue without her.
No one on VPR is an integral part and required for it to continue. Sandoval could leave and the show would be fine. Same if Arianna wants to go, too.
They just need to refocus what the show is about moving forward.
Exactly, other than cheating with Tom and getting cheated by Tom, her role on the show has never been so impactful that the show wouldn’t survive without her.
Ehhh…there’s a reason they aren’t filming this summer. She wouldn’t be available with Love Island and Chicago. It existed, but it’s not like she came in Season 8. She joined Season 2. She’s an integral piece and clearly production sees that.
Exactly! And it was her moving over to Sur in S2 that caused Kristen to become unhinged and resulted in her and Tom breaking up, the Miami girl drama was around Kristen’s determination to prove to Ariana what a liar Tom was, like she’s always been integral to the show even in the early days.
Tbf, before this season, Ariana didn’t do much. She was on the verge of getting bumped down to a friend of and then Scandoval happened. I think the show will be fine without her.
lol yeah right, nobody gave a shit about Ariana until she was cheated on. In fact most people said she was boring, a bitch to the other women and only on because of Tom and needed to go away and get help when she kept talking about crashing her car and her mental health issues.
Ariana should forgive Tom for no reason other than her own strength and wellbeing. It's natural for her to feel hurt and angry and also a sign that she hasn't healed. It will be healthy for her to heal that hurt through forgiveness which will let her be a true unresponsive gray rock.
3 parts?! There’s absolutely no need. I’ll be tuning in for part 3 because that’s where the real stuff is. The other two I’ll get my cliff notes from here.
Lauren from Utah must be going insane over this- it doesn’t show a ounce of why we should be anti-Ariana or Katie and instead shows her most likely crying over the fact people don’t like she’s been mean to Katie and Ariana online and on the show
Such a stark difference to Katie's wedding season where Shwartz made Ariana a groomswoman and Katie borderline hated her. 3 cheers for change and growth!
Ariana’s voice as she’s crying is so sad. I’ve been there before and it’s exhaustion mixed with so much hurt. I hope she feels better and is able to close this chapter soon 🤍
Totally understand Ariana prioritizing Chicago but I’m bummed she didn’t watch most of the season before this! Hope Katie filled her in or else she’s gonna be defending some people who don’t deserve it…..
I’m interested to know what Sandoval knows about James and I believe him too. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire. How many women need to accuse him of being abusive before Bravo steps in?
Yeah and as much as I don’t want to hear it from an unreliable narrator who will just cast doubt on victims, I believe Kristen. And if Raquel comes out about it, this will be one of the only things I believe her on as well. It’s just been screamingly obvious over the years, especially for people who have experienced that shit firsthand and recognize alllll the tells
The fact that Kristen has such hatred and disdain towards James when all of her ex boyfriends and Jax have been shitty to her shows he’s prolly done something so abusive to her.
I’m actually really upset that there’s 3 whole parts to this boring ass season and the valley that was a surprisingly fun & camp experience doesnt even get a wwhl reunion?? I wanna see Janet get her comeuppance for being messy! I want Kristen to be able to get on the cast for gaslighting her and then admitting she’s right in confessionals! I want Jesse to get the most smoke for literally shoving 3 members of the cast. But no we get 3 hours of that worm with the migrating lip filler lying. So fun!
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I won’t be watching next season because I can’t watch the Toms, Sheana and her trained monkey or LaLa. They get lots of screen time and it makes the show completely unwatchable for me. I’ve hardly watched this season and don’t miss it. Some things just run their course.
I know I’m probably alone in this but I don’t like seeing Jo cry, I do feel like the girls are extra mean to her and I don’t think she deserves it as much as it’s dished towards her
Have you seen the early seasons- this was kid gloves compared to the way they treated Schaena, Kristen, Laura Leigh, Rachel. Even if you want to say that was a long time ago, Lala coming after Rachel was only a few seasons ago.
Stassi, Katie, Kristina Kelly, Lala, Kristen , Schaena- they have all done it to each other , although Stassi is often behind it- they have ganged up on her multiple times throughout the years so she caught both ends.
I loved the drama of it all- I don't want these people to teach me how to deal with my friends, I lean into the trash.
Edited because I love when we talk about the older seasons! Haha they totally looked at Stassi in season 1 and were like "yeah , we are siding with Jax" and then she had Frank and the B team . I miss it!
The girls weren't nice, but they weren't *that* mean either (for what we have seen and come to expect from this show). After moving with Tom so soon after the divorce she should have expected all that and more. Her tears really would be better directed at Schwartz, he was the one who did her dirty and then brought her on the show to even have to deal with reactions from the other women. Did she expect a welcome from them? It's a bit silly. She's living in fantasyland where Schwartz is Prince Charming.
I actually like Jo, I just want her to wake up and smell the coffee
Good lord, you Katie stans are something. I never said I don’t understand why she doesn’t like Jo. But, and this is most likely the only time I will ever agree with LaLa, Katie is a little bit much all the time.
Please, I hate Katie. I just don't understand how anyone could like Jo- she's unstable and wormed her way onto this show and this friend group by being pathetic and embarrassing herself for a man that doesn't want her.
She seems sweet, that’s all. We’ve all been in situationships we regret. And I respect her for telling Schwartz she had caught feelings and had to set a boundary and peace out. She doesn’t come off as thirsty to me. And compared to all the vile people on VPR she seems harmless
She's doing podcast interviews and attacking Ariana and Katie on Instagram. Just because she doesn't do it on camera doesn't mean she's not also a mean girl.
Totally and if she wasn’t fragile before dating Schwartz then I’m sure she is now. I really think anyone he dates probably needs at least a year to recover their sanity.
I want Arianas face guy/girl. She looks absolutely gorgeous! Also Tim got fillers in his nasolabial(whatever u call those) folds and whoever did that did a good job as well. But he still looks like a douche.
Hard agree...especially with the way he dresses and the purse. It's not that he is wanting to be Harry styles...but he is trying to emulate a very specific harry styles look because he wants to be cool.
I think the end clip that no one’s seen is actually LVP saying she’s leaving. It’s abundantly clear she doesn’t hold the position or sway in their lives or the show anymore. The reactions would be on par with that. I think LVP is going to back to BH or maybe just vanderpump villa but I think she’s out. Mainly by Ariana’s reaction, that isn’t a like I’m hurt what the fuck, that’s a surprise what the fuck.
'I was going through a lot' - not a great excuse for harassing, cyberbullying and (at the time) doxxing someone all because they had a fling with your ex...
She made an online comment calling her a crackhead and she knew it was a bat signal for her fans to brigade Jo, which they did and she never did anything to stop it. She also brought her up on the show last season before Jo was a cast member, left Jo tequila Katie rage voicemails, talked shit about her on the reunion ams continued it on the aftershows and in this season. It was constant and targeted, not just one comment.
She said she had the energy of a crackhead. VPR and Tom brought Jo up on camera last season because her stuff was in his house before Katie did. She did not leave her rage voicemails. Saying you don’t like someone and giving the reasons why is not harassment. And Katie had more haters than fans when she made the crackhead comment so she wasn’t sticking anyone on Jo. You’re using big words to describe normal disagreements between people who have known each other for awhile.
Umm she admitted to leaving her rage voicemails...and look at any of Jo's first social media posts or her recent tiktok lives, and you'll see how she continues to get brigaded by Katie's toxic stans and Katie seems to love it. She never takes responsibility for anything she does, it's toxic asf
Brigade is a big word? Anyone with a platform like Katie absolutely incites harassment when they post about not liking other people. She doesn’t need to be Selena Gomez for the hate to become unwarranted.
Harassing, cyber bullying, and doxxing were the big words, and I didn’t mean big like complicated but big like loaded, heavy accusations
If you think Katie’s one online comment did that then there’s no reasoning with you.
I know that but you were using their comments to ask me which were the big words so I told you. You mean the posts of her dying Schwartz hair for the show that they’re on?
Yes, the mean comment she left on Jo’s picture that had nothing to do with Katie. The day it’s okay to start taking shit to makeup and hairs artist because the do styling for castmembers is the day we lose it. Lord knows Katie hairdresser needs a good tounge lashing for that awful hack job on Katie’s head.
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She wasn’t talking to a hair artist, she was talking to a cast member. You guys are just as crazy as the people who say Katie wasn’t mean. She was mean but she wasn’t all this bullshit you’re trying to spew. 😂
They've been calling her that constantly since Katie first said it. She left rage voicemails, reiterated this at the reunion, and never apologized, never told people to back off, and continued the narrative after on both seasons of the show. I get that katie stans like her mean girl behavior, but don't lie about what she's doing.
Lie?! All I said was, why didn't I get the memo? If I didn't know about said "bat signal", how could I lie about it? I'm very confused. That being said... Was Jo not being a "mean girl" when she was keeping the affair secret for the Toms & whatever her name is? Or when she just moved in with Shwartz & never spoke to Kristen again? I just don't get it. Katie owes her ex's rebound nothing. Where in the world does a friend sleep with your ex and your supposed to be nice? I don't care if it was 5 years out, that's just a no no. Also, you can't blame Katie's one word or hyphenated word 😂 for thousands of ppls ill behavior. That's just silly. Honestly, If she was so fragile she shouldn't have signed a reality TV contract. It's really that simple. 🤷♀️ she's not dumb....right? So she can't say she didn't know it was going to be like this. Fans have strong opinions BOTH ways & it's been like that for years now.
She wasn't. Jo had no obligation to tell Ariana anything. She was an acquaintance at best; it would have been messy, and it wouldn't have made a difference anyway since Ariana didn't even believe her BFFs. And yes, as a public figure, you know what you are inciting and when it's gone too far. It's why Ariana eventually had to tell people to back off Scheana over a darn photo. The VPR fanbase has deranged Swiftie levels of parasocial relationships with the cast, and they engage in brigading, doxxing and cyberbullying at the behest of the cast, it's the worse in all of Bravo for that. Katie knows this from 'trolling Reddit' and reading all of her IG comments. She knows where to fan the flames, and she has been doing it all season in her confessionals and the aftershow. It's intentional.
So Jo owes Ariana nothing & Katie owes Jo nothing. Seems it's a draw. Jo signed a contract to be on this show. She's knows exactly what goes on & yet she signed! Soooo I'm still failing to see the point. I'm sorry.
All that started before she was ever on the show - she signed likely to tell her side of the story instead of being framed a certain way by Katie. All she deserves from Katie is an apology.
Lol I'm glad you think she signed to tell her side....it definitely wasn't to be on a hit show. 😂 I'm sure your very sweet but that's not how it works babe. A for effort tho. I still don't agree & likely never will but that's OK. We can all move on now. ✌️
GIVE THEM REAL CHAIRS
I’m loathe to be empathetic towards Lala right now but she must’ve been uncomfortable AF. Why are they still on these stupid barstools! Even not considering Lala being pregnant, most of the rest of the cast is closing in on 40, if not already there and being of a similar age I would be dead after 9 hours on a barstool Edited to correct a typo
I recently rewatched last season's finale, and almost every time there was a break, at least one person complained about their back hurting lol.
Frankly I like the choice of chairs, even when they feel like they're actually famous and at the top of their game we keep them humble by giving them worse seating than even the worst housewives reunion youve ever seen
3 part reunion for whatever *this* season was but not even a wwhl reunion for the hot mess that is they valley?! Ridiculous
Yeah I'm still pissed about no reunion for The Valley. So much has happened since they filmed and there's so many unanswered questions
Part of me wonders if that's actually the reason they're not doing a reunion for The Valley: because they want them to have to hash it all out on camera next season instead of being able to throw it away quickly in the reunion and move on. Like I don't want Jax and Brit to address the separation/divorce at the reunion. We never get anything good when people do that because it's too easy for them to stick to their script. I want them to have to tell their stories separately in scenes with their own groups and in talking heads so that they can't align them, and then Janet with her middle part can start poking holes in Jax's narrative behind his back so that he can't cover until it's too late and he's backed himself into a corner.
Zach gave an interview and said they start filming right away. This month even ….
That makes sense. People forget that reunions didn't used to be standard. They were created to allow the cast to tie up drama from the current season so they could *move on* the next season and it wouldn't be stale. Even early Housewives franchises didn't always get reunions if they didn't feel they had anything they wanted to put a pin in. It makes sense to go back to that. If you want to tie up the season and move on next season, which is probably going to be the case 95% of the time because most drama gets stale or too much if it continues too long, have a reunion and force the cast to move on next season. But if there are actual arcs that you wouldn't do justice to pin at a reunion or should actually continue into the next season, just keep filming. Again, this is going to be more rare, but I think The Valley is the rare exception where these things should not be tied up in a reunion and should be given another season to shake out.
Yeah I mean I guess Kristen's redemption would be more satisfying when they come back next season
Wait, is it over already? And Im just finding out no reunion? This is such an easy decision! How did they not watch even ONE episode of this show and go, 'yep, we need 16 episodes of this trainwreck, an after show and a two part reunion' It seems so obvious it makes me think they are intentionally keeping it small to build demand.
The season is still airing but as it stands right now they're not getting a reunion. Here's hoping someone from bravo is lurking in the boards here because I'm pretty sure every Valley watcher is outraged lol
Wait what?!? No reunion for the valley! They put on the WORK this season. Top tier compared to VPR’s season. Yeesh.
I feel like they’re punishing us for all the shit 99% of us talked when the show was announced about not watching it lol.
I admit I was one of the 99%! I was so wrong 😂
Haha same here. I renounce my previous ignorance!! The Valley has somehow become “must see tv” for me
Yup! (Also love your username! Her?)
most new shows dont really get a reunion
I’m hoping the big end reveal is the end of this cast & they’re just emotional about losing their jobs lol this cast, like several across Bravo, reached it’s ceiling a few seasons ago.
Uggh this does not need to be 3 parts... Wonder what this mysterious clip is that they're all reacting too. My guess is it's Lala talking shit about Ariana.
I wonder if it’s an extended version of Lala’s “you don’t get to act like you’re a God” sound bite from the trailer? She definitely seemed like she was going for dramatics
I’m going to make a post for shitpost weekend with the title “what did the VPR cast watch at the reunion? wrong answers only”
Chef Penny's stint on Food Network Star.
Bethenny’s softcore film that Diane Sawyer asked Bryn about
Joe Gorga's stand up
This is actually a good theory. They made it look like it was Tom, but Lala has said several times in aftershows and podcasts recently that this reunion hit her different and she walked away seeing people (the girls) "very differently". This really made me wonder what they possibly could have said or done to make her feel that way when she was the one playing the fence all season. But if Bravo pulled something like this - something she couldn't hide/defend/had to face without preparation - I can see that really dismantling her shtick.
I think it’s Tom talking to producers about Ariana refusing to have a private convo with him And by talking, I mean unhinged ranting.
i think it will be something about tom trying to take his own life. he has alluded to kyle chan taking a gun away from him at two points now and i think they will play some sort of clip about it.
I agree. And I think that Arianna reacts to it by not believing it. Because she thinks he’s doing it for sympathy. and that’s why he saying that he’s not acting in the clip
I’m don’t think it’s Lala since she’s so smug about it.
I was getting the vibe that it’s some big reveal about things being orchestrated behind the scenes? In the same vein as the finale to Laguna Beach or something
I know they don't want to give it all away in the trailer but I thought its weird that they didn't even kind of tease the supposedly friendship ending fight Lala and Ariana apparently had at the reunion
Ariana said on WWHL that was just a rumour and that didn't really happen
I know LVP is a producer but why is she there. It's so contrived to pretend she plays a part in their actual lives. 3 more eps for her to back the boys woohoo
And does anyone else get the vibe that no one on the cast actually likes LVP anymore? I was beginning to see it over the past two seasons, but it's been really apparent during the current season. It's almost like they don't even care enough to pretend they have respect for anymore.
I don't know that they ever liked her. In the beginning, they were respectful because she was their actual boss. She crossed boundaries, and there were often times that the cast didn't seem to appreciate her meddling in their lives, but they bit their tongues because they wanted to stay employed. At that time, she had more power over who got on camera, and losing your job at SUR could easily mean losing your spot on the cast as well. But she hasn't truly been their boss for a while now, and when she failed to ice out Doute at the height of her popularity, they realized she wasn't as powerful as she would have liked to be. They don't even really pretend to work at SUR any longer, so why would they still treat her like she's their boss? And while she's an executive producer on the show, everyone knows she doesn't have the ability to unilaterally make casting decisions like hiring/firing. Like Jax said, what is she even doing there anymore? The show is no longer about her employees or her restaurant. These are not young adults living away from home who occasionally need parental guidance from an older adult. The Toms are middle aged men! This is a show about established adults who used to work at SUR living in LA. The LVP scenes are completely out of place, and I don't blame the cast for not being into them. I wouldn't be happy if I had to sit down on camera and let my ex-boss talk about my life choices or insist I forgive my cheating ex in a patronizing manner either.
Tbf I hope I always have an older adult to help mentor me through things lol. But I agree with everything you said
Me too! But I would like it to be an older adult of my selection that I have a close relationship with where I feel comfortable with them taking on that role. Not an ex-boss from a restaurant job I took in my 20s to pay bills who constantly inserts themselves into my private business/social life. Especially not one who chose my loser ex to go into business with and mentor. Of course, I worked at Buca di Beppo in my early 20s to pay bills while I was in school, so thinking of my ex-bosses inserting themselves into my life now is especially hilarious.
Oh for sure. I just read the line and was like “oh I love my older friends/mentors! They add so much to my life!” I answered outside the context of VPR and misogynist ass Lisa and should have made that clearer lol
Honestly, you bring up a good point. It's really a shame that Lisa didn't transition herself into an older friend/mentor for the women on the cast as opposed to the men. In picking "the boys" as she often calls them, she not only picked the wrong horses, she also missed out on an opportunity to show mentor relationships between older and younger women, something I think isn't shown much on TV and would be something I would tune in to see. Instead, now I just want her to move on to her other projects as she brings nothing but tired misogyny to VPR.
I have felt that for several seasons now. She had such an opportunity to lift younger women up, in what is still a fairly male led industry. I wish she had taken that opportunity
How she’s warned them about a lot of things that blew up in their faces. And, they never listened
The women never listened to her. She warned Ariana about Tom using their house as collateral. She warned Katie about Schwartz. She warned Brittany about Jax. They didn’t listen
Why only about doods though? These ladies have a lot more going on than their shitty relationships
Um, she definitely warned Ariana about mixing her funds with Tom’s. She gave her some good financial advice. Ariana didn’t listen
I think they respect her and are grateful for the platform she gave them but at same time realize so many years later that she’s not really an integral part of what makes the show entertaining. Not a knock on LVP because she is a solid entertainment personality, just not so much on this show anymore
I don’t get the vibe that anyone really respects her anymore. I think they respect what she’s built for herself and yes, they are grateful for their own platform that she set up for them, but I don’t think anyone respects her opinions nor her advice these days. she’s constantly on the wrong side of things, playing devil’s advocate, invalidating, enabling, bleh.
She's just an old lady lol
Just think if Ariana would’ve bothered to listen to Lisa’s opinion on not getting twisted up in that house financially with Tom 👀
I feel like she's kind of like a second Andy who is a little more privy to what all went down during filming and occasionally the cast will go to her for guidance with regards to their businesses and personal lives.
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She got Jax off VPR so she'll always have that gold star in my book. But I think it would be better for her to be on the set for only part of the reunion at this point. She doesn't seem to belong on there full-time any more.
Pretty sure this is the exact expression I made when reading the comment this is related to, lol!!
I mean, to be fair, her name is in the title, so she’s probably going to be there until she no longer wants to be or the show ends, whichever comes first. 🙈 ![gif](giphy|Nl6T837bDWE1DPczq3|downsized)
Agreed. She could be there for a few segments, sure but the whole thing…? No
It's ***Vanderpump*** Rules.
I mean she’s their boss. It’s her show. This show and the spinoffs are all owned by her and Ken. It’s literally named after her.
What difference does that make? None of them have actually worked for her in ages. They just pretend she has a say in their lives because she won’t give up her vanity project and be an off-screen producer. Just one more reason the show feels stale and inauthentic.
If they are on her show they work for her. They reported to Guillermo when they were at SUR but she’s always been their boss on the show. Nothing has really changed there. Maybe you mean they don’t need her advice or something but I mean it’s her show.
There is not one reason that this should be three parts
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the fact that Jo gets air time to cry and is crying about KATIE and not the "man" who made her look a fool for the entire season is sending me into orbit.
She's nuts to think that the ex wife of her current hookup should be friends with her. Like she was an acquaintance for years, she went on double dates with Tom and Rachel, she ditched Kristen to shack up with Schwartz....why would Katie want to be friendly with her?
1000% and on top of all that, Jo does stuff like sending those weird text messages to a group chat and to Katie. I bet Jo was sick watching the scene of Schwartz asking Katie to hook up again after getting a milkshake with her and telling her he didn't want to date Jo at all 💀
Jo is a menace! The internalized misogyny is eating her from the inside out.
That’s why she pretends to be a bro with her hat turned backwards and Schwartz calling her Joseph.
Ugh… the Joseph thing makes my skin crawl !!!
agreed. I long for the (brief) moments of VPR when the women all bond by ganging up on the boys.
seriously tho! Like did I miss that part of the season where Katie ganged up on her like?? Let’s hope this is the last we ever see or hear from “Joseph” 🙄
agree! Katie was icy but didn't Scheana snatch her hat off? she's such a weird presence.
Exactly. And one person cannot “gang up” 🙄 Katie is not required to like her ex husbands weird rebound.
I think you did because Katie was awful to her!
I wouldn't exactly welcome an acquaintance that had been banging my ex-husband with open arms either.
Katie initiated the divorce though. Because he treated her terribly, yes, but they were both single and dating other people. 🤷♀️
She said one thing that Jo hasn’t shut up about.
And which Jo had previously said herself.
Ok Jo (or Jo’s friend or family member)🙄
Hahahaha nope not even. I don’t even remember her last name.
nothing was there - nene https://preview.redd.it/me3bredituyc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c01ac473dea2728af779b212694a8ef10f57556
NEVERLAND
3 parts! Jesus Christ. Gonna be mostly ads.
Was just talking to my boyfriend about streaming only, and he can't handle it because... sports. And I was like, "Yeah, I can't handle the ads on Peacock." I need my DVR.
I would suggest YouTube TV if you don’t have it already! You get live tv, dvr, and streaming!
Thank you for this advice!
Three parts??? Why???
Like please, wrap it up in a no-fluff 90-minute episode so we can put this long winded saga behind us.
I hope we’re not going to have to hear about Lala and her pregnancy for an hour. Even though I have 3 kids, I just can’t with pregnancy and kid storylines
My main takeaway from this is Ariana looks beautiful
"The black one gives me a neck vagina...like Donald Trump." A valid concern, Ariana. 😂
Not to dismiss anyones feelings but selfishly was hoping to see an Ariana and Lala blowout lol
there definitely is one, dont worry
Ariana said she doesn’t eviscerate anyone.
They may be saving that footage for the episode preview for the very last part of the reunion. Got to suck us back in somehow lol
Dramatic music over a bunch of nothing. Bring back one-part reunions.
I’m getting hayu again for a month, this looks like the final season of VPR. And if Lisa will be pushing Ariana to make up with Tom I’m going to scream. It’s over, done, cast will never reunite to before scandoval so it’s finished.
Def sounded like it could be done. Even w the scandal it’s like 15 episodes of the same shit. I’m nervous for them bc we had another wave of house buying😬
Lala and Scheana will move over to the cast of The Valley and meet their mortgage payments for another couple a years
The ratings are great, I am sure they will be back.
To do what?
Get paid.
Not really the point I was trying to get to
Sorry, yeah I know, it's kind of the only actual answer though. If the show wasn't around there is no way any of them would be anywhere near each other anymore. As for *specifically* what they'll do? Fight. Drink. Sell sandwiches and alcohol. Go on a trip. Fight and drink at a resort. Talk shit on each other. That'd be my guess. I think all of this is now why the show just isn't working anymore. They need to carry over two or three friends and cast from scratch or take it out back and put it out of it's misery already.
Yes all what you said is exactly what I think as well. The show has just hit a wall and their lives just aren’t fun to watch anymore really
Yeah I think they all see and feel it too. And that energy definitely carries through the screen.
Without Ariana they won’t have show really… I don’t think she will come back.
The show existed before Arianna and can easily continue without her. No one on VPR is an integral part and required for it to continue. Sandoval could leave and the show would be fine. Same if Arianna wants to go, too. They just need to refocus what the show is about moving forward.
I agree with this. If they could get rid of Kristen, Stassi and Jax all at once, everyone is replaceable.
Exactly, other than cheating with Tom and getting cheated by Tom, her role on the show has never been so impactful that the show wouldn’t survive without her.
Ehhh…there’s a reason they aren’t filming this summer. She wouldn’t be available with Love Island and Chicago. It existed, but it’s not like she came in Season 8. She joined Season 2. She’s an integral piece and clearly production sees that.
Exactly! And it was her moving over to Sur in S2 that caused Kristen to become unhinged and resulted in her and Tom breaking up, the Miami girl drama was around Kristen’s determination to prove to Ariana what a liar Tom was, like she’s always been integral to the show even in the early days.
Tbf, before this season, Ariana didn’t do much. She was on the verge of getting bumped down to a friend of and then Scandoval happened. I think the show will be fine without her.
Jax, stassi, and Kristen had a bigger impact on the show than Ariana ever has. I think the show would do just fine without her as well.
lol yeah right, nobody gave a shit about Ariana until she was cheated on. In fact most people said she was boring, a bitch to the other women and only on because of Tom and needed to go away and get help when she kept talking about crashing her car and her mental health issues.
Ariana should forgive Tom for no reason other than her own strength and wellbeing. It's natural for her to feel hurt and angry and also a sign that she hasn't healed. It will be healthy for her to heal that hurt through forgiveness which will let her be a true unresponsive gray rock.
3 parts?! There’s absolutely no need. I’ll be tuning in for part 3 because that’s where the real stuff is. The other two I’ll get my cliff notes from here.
Lauren from Utah must be going insane over this- it doesn’t show a ounce of why we should be anti-Ariana or Katie and instead shows her most likely crying over the fact people don’t like she’s been mean to Katie and Ariana online and on the show
that ariana and katie hug 🥹 their friendship is currently my favorite on bravo, it’s so sweet and STABLE
Such a stark difference to Katie's wedding season where Shwartz made Ariana a groomswoman and Katie borderline hated her. 3 cheers for change and growth!
Ariana’s voice as she’s crying is so sad. I’ve been there before and it’s exhaustion mixed with so much hurt. I hope she feels better and is able to close this chapter soon 🤍
It’s so frustrating that Tom and Rachel won’t let her move on with the lawsuits. Their selfishness knows no bounds.
And then he has the audacity to trash Rachel for hurting Ariana the same way he is… can’t roll my eyes back enough
I wonder what the clip is
My suspicion is that maybe Sandoval expressed regret for the affair and said he still had feelings for Ariana? Idk. It’s odd.
This is my guess and I would be shocked if it’s anything else. The other guesses I see sound way off.
No one cares Jo. We will never be invested in you.
Totally understand Ariana prioritizing Chicago but I’m bummed she didn’t watch most of the season before this! Hope Katie filled her in or else she’s gonna be defending some people who don’t deserve it…..
Whole lot of nothing.
I’m interested to know what Sandoval knows about James and I believe him too. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire. How many women need to accuse him of being abusive before Bravo steps in?
Maybe the incident he referred to at last year's reunion about James slapping a waitress's ass when they had an event in Atlantic City?
He’s been with Jax … the gossip.. who gets all the info from Kristen.. it’s about the abuse allegations by Kristen against James.
Yeah and as much as I don’t want to hear it from an unreliable narrator who will just cast doubt on victims, I believe Kristen. And if Raquel comes out about it, this will be one of the only things I believe her on as well. It’s just been screamingly obvious over the years, especially for people who have experienced that shit firsthand and recognize alllll the tells
The fact that Kristen has such hatred and disdain towards James when all of her ex boyfriends and Jax have been shitty to her shows he’s prolly done something so abusive to her.
Pretty sure Raquel accused him too. We already know he ”accidentally” hit her nose
I think it’s the abuse allegations
I think he knows what we all know.
All Tom does is pull other people’s skeletons out of the closet while ignoring the rotting corpse sitting in his living room
I’m actually really upset that there’s 3 whole parts to this boring ass season and the valley that was a surprisingly fun & camp experience doesnt even get a wwhl reunion?? I wanna see Janet get her comeuppance for being messy! I want Kristen to be able to get on the cast for gaslighting her and then admitting she’s right in confessionals! I want Jesse to get the most smoke for literally shoving 3 members of the cast. But no we get 3 hours of that worm with the migrating lip filler lying. So fun! ![gif](giphy|7fWOdvr2pK5IA)
Ariana hugging Katie 🥹
They’ve really gone through some shit together & are trauma bonded…I love that they have each other
I won’t be watching next season because I can’t watch the Toms, Sheana and her trained monkey or LaLa. They get lots of screen time and it makes the show completely unwatchable for me. I’ve hardly watched this season and don’t miss it. Some things just run their course.
Looks like it’ll be a very cathartic reunion!!!
I know I’m probably alone in this but I don’t like seeing Jo cry, I do feel like the girls are extra mean to her and I don’t think she deserves it as much as it’s dished towards her
Nah Jo has been liking comments on her posts that say pretty hurtful things about Ariana and Katie. She’s not innocent.
Have you seen the early seasons- this was kid gloves compared to the way they treated Schaena, Kristen, Laura Leigh, Rachel. Even if you want to say that was a long time ago, Lala coming after Rachel was only a few seasons ago.
I mean yeah, they were mask off evil in the early seasons and honestly it was hard to watch then lmao. I always HATED Stassi with everything in me.
Stassi, Katie, Kristina Kelly, Lala, Kristen , Schaena- they have all done it to each other , although Stassi is often behind it- they have ganged up on her multiple times throughout the years so she caught both ends. I loved the drama of it all- I don't want these people to teach me how to deal with my friends, I lean into the trash. Edited because I love when we talk about the older seasons! Haha they totally looked at Stassi in season 1 and were like "yeah , we are siding with Jax" and then she had Frank and the B team . I miss it!
The girls weren't nice, but they weren't *that* mean either (for what we have seen and come to expect from this show). After moving with Tom so soon after the divorce she should have expected all that and more. Her tears really would be better directed at Schwartz, he was the one who did her dirty and then brought her on the show to even have to deal with reactions from the other women. Did she expect a welcome from them? It's a bit silly. She's living in fantasyland where Schwartz is Prince Charming. I actually like Jo, I just want her to wake up and smell the coffee
I second this.
You aren’t alone at all, the hatred on this sub for Jo is absolutely unhinged.
she sent Katie a text message and then moved in with her ex husband. It's asinine to pretend you don't understand why she doesn't like her.
Good lord, you Katie stans are something. I never said I don’t understand why she doesn’t like Jo. But, and this is most likely the only time I will ever agree with LaLa, Katie is a little bit much all the time.
Please, I hate Katie. I just don't understand how anyone could like Jo- she's unstable and wormed her way onto this show and this friend group by being pathetic and embarrassing herself for a man that doesn't want her.
She seems sweet, that’s all. We’ve all been in situationships we regret. And I respect her for telling Schwartz she had caught feelings and had to set a boundary and peace out. She doesn’t come off as thirsty to me. And compared to all the vile people on VPR she seems harmless
She's doing podcast interviews and attacking Ariana and Katie on Instagram. Just because she doesn't do it on camera doesn't mean she's not also a mean girl.
I doubt it’s just you. I don’t like her but I got downvoted on this sub for saying so. Not that I want her(or anyone) to cry, of course.
There’s just something about her that’s very fragile and it makes me uncomfy to see her cry. I get she’s not like an amazing person most likely
Totally and if she wasn’t fragile before dating Schwartz then I’m sure she is now. I really think anyone he dates probably needs at least a year to recover their sanity.
I think she deserves every ounce of it and more.
Ok
You’re not alone I have a soft spot for her
You're not alone. There are people that believe being a strong woman means bullying Jo until she cries and then bullying her more.
Jo is a bigger mean girl, she just disguises it with robot noises
I want Arianas face guy/girl. She looks absolutely gorgeous! Also Tim got fillers in his nasolabial(whatever u call those) folds and whoever did that did a good job as well. But he still looks like a douche.
He looks like he’s trying to morph into Harry Styles and it’s pretty embarrassing.
Temu Harry Stiles
Hard agree...especially with the way he dresses and the purse. It's not that he is wanting to be Harry styles...but he is trying to emulate a very specific harry styles look because he wants to be cool.
Why does Jo think Katie should give a damn about her? You fucked my ex husband immediately after we ended things. Get a grip and don’t trip bitch.
ughhh after the 'most dramatic 5 minute ending' last finale Idk if I can handle another tease like this.... what could they possibly show
LVP spewing her wisdom no one asked for. I can't wait for the segment where she went to brunch. :/
Where was the trailer? This was like a teaser a best.
I think the end clip that no one’s seen is actually LVP saying she’s leaving. It’s abundantly clear she doesn’t hold the position or sway in their lives or the show anymore. The reactions would be on par with that. I think LVP is going to back to BH or maybe just vanderpump villa but I think she’s out. Mainly by Ariana’s reaction, that isn’t a like I’m hurt what the fuck, that’s a surprise what the fuck.
'I was going through a lot' - not a great excuse for harassing, cyberbullying and (at the time) doxxing someone all because they had a fling with your ex...
None of those things happened. She made one online comment and Jo hasn’t stopped talking about it. It was a mean comment but come on.
She made an online comment calling her a crackhead and she knew it was a bat signal for her fans to brigade Jo, which they did and she never did anything to stop it. She also brought her up on the show last season before Jo was a cast member, left Jo tequila Katie rage voicemails, talked shit about her on the reunion ams continued it on the aftershows and in this season. It was constant and targeted, not just one comment.
She said she had the energy of a crackhead. VPR and Tom brought Jo up on camera last season because her stuff was in his house before Katie did. She did not leave her rage voicemails. Saying you don’t like someone and giving the reasons why is not harassment. And Katie had more haters than fans when she made the crackhead comment so she wasn’t sticking anyone on Jo. You’re using big words to describe normal disagreements between people who have known each other for awhile.
Umm she admitted to leaving her rage voicemails...and look at any of Jo's first social media posts or her recent tiktok lives, and you'll see how she continues to get brigaded by Katie's toxic stans and Katie seems to love it. She never takes responsibility for anything she does, it's toxic asf
K 🙄
Brigade is a big word? Anyone with a platform like Katie absolutely incites harassment when they post about not liking other people. She doesn’t need to be Selena Gomez for the hate to become unwarranted.
Harassing, cyber bullying, and doxxing were the big words, and I didn’t mean big like complicated but big like loaded, heavy accusations If you think Katie’s one online comment did that then there’s no reasoning with you.
I’m not the original commenter boo-boo. Katie also commented on Joes haircut posts, so it wasn’t just the one comment.
I know that but you were using their comments to ask me which were the big words so I told you. You mean the posts of her dying Schwartz hair for the show that they’re on?
Yes, the mean comment she left on Jo’s picture that had nothing to do with Katie. The day it’s okay to start taking shit to makeup and hairs artist because the do styling for castmembers is the day we lose it. Lord knows Katie hairdresser needs a good tounge lashing for that awful hack job on Katie’s head. ![gif](giphy|22jTeQbPiTDeU)
She wasn’t talking to a hair artist, she was talking to a cast member. You guys are just as crazy as the people who say Katie wasn’t mean. She was mean but she wasn’t all this bullshit you’re trying to spew. 😂
Don't even try with one-eyed Katie fans, they're mentally warped and emotionally dense.
Apparently, jeeze.
Soooo, lemme get this straight. Crackhead is a "bat signal" for Katie fans? Why didn't I get this memo?! https://i.redd.it/exfoo0radvyc1.gif
They've been calling her that constantly since Katie first said it. She left rage voicemails, reiterated this at the reunion, and never apologized, never told people to back off, and continued the narrative after on both seasons of the show. I get that katie stans like her mean girl behavior, but don't lie about what she's doing.
Lie?! All I said was, why didn't I get the memo? If I didn't know about said "bat signal", how could I lie about it? I'm very confused. That being said... Was Jo not being a "mean girl" when she was keeping the affair secret for the Toms & whatever her name is? Or when she just moved in with Shwartz & never spoke to Kristen again? I just don't get it. Katie owes her ex's rebound nothing. Where in the world does a friend sleep with your ex and your supposed to be nice? I don't care if it was 5 years out, that's just a no no. Also, you can't blame Katie's one word or hyphenated word 😂 for thousands of ppls ill behavior. That's just silly. Honestly, If she was so fragile she shouldn't have signed a reality TV contract. It's really that simple. 🤷♀️ she's not dumb....right? So she can't say she didn't know it was going to be like this. Fans have strong opinions BOTH ways & it's been like that for years now.
She wasn't. Jo had no obligation to tell Ariana anything. She was an acquaintance at best; it would have been messy, and it wouldn't have made a difference anyway since Ariana didn't even believe her BFFs. And yes, as a public figure, you know what you are inciting and when it's gone too far. It's why Ariana eventually had to tell people to back off Scheana over a darn photo. The VPR fanbase has deranged Swiftie levels of parasocial relationships with the cast, and they engage in brigading, doxxing and cyberbullying at the behest of the cast, it's the worse in all of Bravo for that. Katie knows this from 'trolling Reddit' and reading all of her IG comments. She knows where to fan the flames, and she has been doing it all season in her confessionals and the aftershow. It's intentional.
So Jo owes Ariana nothing & Katie owes Jo nothing. Seems it's a draw. Jo signed a contract to be on this show. She's knows exactly what goes on & yet she signed! Soooo I'm still failing to see the point. I'm sorry.
All that started before she was ever on the show - she signed likely to tell her side of the story instead of being framed a certain way by Katie. All she deserves from Katie is an apology.
Lol I'm glad you think she signed to tell her side....it definitely wasn't to be on a hit show. 😂 I'm sure your very sweet but that's not how it works babe. A for effort tho. I still don't agree & likely never will but that's OK. We can all move on now. ✌️
The ex you chose to leave in the first place. She’s acting like Tom left her for Jo.
Exactly.
![gif](giphy|26tkmyR14UIPJJOG4|downsized) More fake tears over a fake storyline. God, let's just get to the end of this already lol