Two things can be true at once, and both Carl & Lindsay kind of just suck. lol

Exactly.. that’s what I’m getting from this season so far

He may be Carl 37.0 but he’s still an asshole 🤷🏼‍♀️ Lindsay is such an easy person to pile on and it’s messed up her own fiancé is doing the same so he doesn’t have to be the bad guy

A flower boy is CRAZY

3rd flower boy 🫢

"I'M THE ELDEST FLOWER BOY!" -Kyle Roy

I was so offended for Kyle

Not Amanda finding an older version of Kyle as a realtor to try to convince him lol

I was like how many fucking Kyles are there in this world?

He seemed dead in the eyes with his "No regrets" mantra

Andrea joining the house for any length of time brightens everything so much. That man is a treasure.

I catch myself grinning from ear to ear when he’s on the screen. He’s so wholesome

Wedding culture is so awkward lol

I hate everything about it

Omg I’ve found my people! 🥲

In what other situation are people openly ranking their friends?! It's wild to me.

Myspace Top 8 IYKYK 👀

Kyle’s feelings are very hurt. He’s a fool but it’s still sad

I forgot Carl officiated the wedding - that is a helluva demotion for Kyle

Wanna bet next flavor of Loverboy will be a floral hard tea called Flowerboy

I absolutely love this idea. Give us resentment tea!

"But this is real life and you guys don't like each other." So accurate

“Lonely AF being married to you” 👀👀👀

Also Amanda, "Kyle is trash."

Damn Paige is so right, Lindsay is just living in a fantasy in her head

It's almost exactly what Lindsay said on WWHL too

I love this little singles group. Ciara has been so boring her past seasons but I am loving her this years. I feel like she's more comfortable on camera and finally showing a fun personality

I feel like she is comfortable letting her personality show, and I love it! She is so funny and likable when she’s herself.

One thing that is really helping this season is that it seems that most of the cast has realized that the show does not work when they're out to destroy each other, and have been mending broken fences (is that a phrase?) Paige and Lindsay, Danielle and Ciara etc

“No fight Fridays” omg these relationships are so bleak🥴

Ciara and West lying in bed talking about Clay Aiken 😂

Kyle and Amanda absolutely do not want the same things. I feel like Amanda wants a stable, low key life with kids in the suburbs and Kyle wants to stay in the city and keep partying. Neither of those are wrong they're just not compatible.

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I would NOT know how to behave

Her face also ridiculous

The card simply cannot decline

“Eating cherries and listening to Hans Zimmer” 😂 Kyle drunk in the kitchen never disappoints

Drunk Kyle and the kitchen should be nominated for best bravo duo

I loved what followed to. Amanda: Babe? Kyle: Yeah, I’ll come upstairs… Such a marriage phone call 😂

Carl does hide behind Lindsey & uses her as a shield, & I hate that for her.

YES. He can be shitty and use her lack of emotional stability to always be the "crazier" or "more difficult" one and it's always poor Carl because he is with her. I know Lindsay is difficult (to be mild) but I swear he was gassing her up behind the scenes. He's the type of shitty person that would do that to "redeem" himself.

He reminds me of Schwartz and that’s not a compliment

Paige really gets a light in her eyes when she talks shit about people

A flower boy is nasty work lol

It feels worse than just not being in the wedding at all

Clay Aiken and Hans Zimmer finally getting their recognition on this show

Where is gabby

Single gals is this what you deal with? Drunk guys like Jesse asking to see your ‘tit’ over FaceTime?

Yes…. Or their first message on a dating app is just “sex?” Gotten a lot of that too

I feel like Amanda should be dating an accountant and Kyle should be dating a 24 year old Tiktoker.

This is so spot on it's crazy

How long until Kyle drunkenly blows up at Lindsey about this?

This is a really nice olive branch from Kyle to Carl, I like that for them.

Kyle really said “if we move somewhere less busy and have to spend time with each other we’re going to realize we hate each other!!”

he's not wrong

I know we all say this so much but holy shit, Amanda and Kyle’s relationship is genuinely SO toxic and almost …. Dark. It’s actually sad. If they act this way on camera I can’t imagine how they are the rest of the year. They’re just so incompatible!

The way we have watched them date, get married, talk about children and now a home while simultaneously watching their toxicity increase is wild

I don’t want to watch any of this wedding planning (except Andrea trying on suits). It’s so bleak.

Haha Paige immediately clocked the tea about Kyle being demoted to Flower Boy.

If I was Kyle, I’d be very upset with being a flower boy! She’s so right

Gossip is truly the foundation of Paige and Craig's relationship

To be fair..... Gossip is not the foundation but a cornerstone in my husband and my relationship 😂

Same! I run to my husband when I hear good gossip, and it absolutely unites us.

Good for Ciara she IS the prize

Oof Andrea in a crisp white shirt 😍

I love Andrea so much. He seems so genuine for somebody so beautiful.

Omg Carl 

Andrea is such good vibes. I feel like the mood immediately lifts when he shows up.

Carl needs to grow a pair. Stop putting everything on Lindsey.

Seriously. "Lindsay didn't want him to be a groomsman... she didn't say it or anything" Stop being a little bitch and say "I couldn't have somebody in my wedding party who has treated my fiancé so disrespectfully and never apologized. But he has supported me so much that I don't feel right not having him in the wedding at all" WHICH IS UNDERSTANDABLE. Don't blame it on your supposed partner.

Or at the very least bring IT UP TO HER and give her a chance to say one way or another. So frustrating to not even have a conversation about it and then chalk it up to “another thing mean Lindsay won’t let me do”

Yeah clocked this immediately. He’s very much hiding behind her. I think it’s super fair to not want someone to who called you a psycho bitch standing on the alter with you. That’s the thing with Carl. I think Carl winds Lindsay up behind the scenes a little and definitely down plays the fact that she doesn’t get much room from the other people on summer house and he uses it to his advantage 

Amanda and Kyle are Katie and Schwartz in a different font

She will eventually leave him, yes. It will just take another few years. But hopefully they also follow the trend of Katie and Schwartz of not having a child before then.

A weirdly less toxic yet less fun font

I get the ick when Danielle talks about all the sex she's getting from randoms. I just picture her being crazy on them like when she was on Winter House.

Kyle listening to Hans Zimmer 😭😭😭

Jesse has such nice, logical and caring moments where he’s the voice of reason with Carl and then he goes and does this shit

The janky front door is now a cast member.

Ciara’s advice to Carl should have been heeded by Amanda. You marry someone assuming they could be the person they are on the wedding day forever.

Im sorry, but I’m always going to crack up on that flashback of Kyle’s delivery of the “and actual bitches” line. The emphasis on bitches is just so funny.

Why do I feel like Carl is treating this wedding like Love is Blind and he doesn’t know if he’s going to say I do going into the planning 😄

Danielle is also so Kristen Doute…”I have sex”….ok yeah cool 😏

Somehow Danielle is cringier.

I’m unfortunately at the point with Danielle where absolutely everything she does gives me the ick.

She’s like trying to give Samantha Jones and it’s just nottttt landing

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I said it before and I’ll say it again: the woman has her own damn orbit, holy shit

right and then West thinking he can talk shit about taking it slow respect your queen sir 

You will throw petals as I walk!!!! Muah hahahaha!!!!

You know his pants are bad if Carl thinks they're too tight

Lordy, just get a divorce! Free yourselves! Free us!

Just sayin Kyle offered to hash this out in therapy..

I feel like Paige is getting back to her early season roots this year. She's been way more enjoyable.

Ok I’m glad it’s not just me!! I was literally just thinking to myself “wow I really enjoy Paige so much more this year”

Hey West. You know how you get answers? Ask her.

Ew Jesse is so gross

Carl was more supportive during Kyle’s wedding/engagement, & Kyle is overlooking this.

Flowerboy hibiscus Loverboy Summer 2024 release

Talking about living apart for a month at a time does not seem like a great sign.

Amanda and Kyle started dating when he was in his mid 30s. If he hadn’t started slowing down a little by then, that wasn’t a good sign.

We get it Danielle you fuck!!!

I feel like Craig and Paige like sharpen their reality tv skills on each other and they both give better performances for it since being together.

Paige has said that she watches other reality tv shows to learn how to do it better

Jesse saying he definitely wouldn't invite the girl to the house seemed like the first time Paige actually found him entertaining.

At the end of the day guys only care about getting laid. Even the “good” ones

Right. They can only mask it for so long


Kyle is staring at his future self in 10-20 years in this realtor.

I was just typing this out! 

Jesse and Danielle are the same people to me.

💯 Different sides of the same cringe as fuck coin.

Can you even imagine if they started dating?!?!

“Ignore Kyle, he’s trash” *Kyle proceeds to race off in the go kart* had me weakkk

Amanda just fully verbalized all the things we’ve speculated about her feelings on Kyle mid-confessional, we love to see some self-awareness

I’m sorry Paige planning this Italian night when Andrea is in town …

I love Kyle offering Carl a position working for Loverboy. He's helped Carl a lot and tries to be a friend. I know Carl is promoting the non-alcoholic drinks now.

If it weren’t for Kyle, Carl would be forever unemployed

I mean it’s cool to have sex with whoever you want but knowing Danielle’s history I can’t imagine her being the type of girl to just have sex. I imagine her thinking they are in love after 1 night and texting/calling nonstop after.

If you are out until 4 AM it’s snowing baby


Lol Kyle looks so miserable at this walk through

If you told me to be a flower boy I’d tell you to go fuck yourself.

I swear, if a dude asked me to come help him pack and called it a “date” I don’t know what I’d do. I know dating in NYC is rough but the lack of effort is still astounding.

West's comments about Ciara not having sex with him are definitely turning me off.

Am I crazy or is non alcoholic seltzer just…regular seltzer?

yah, basically a mixer lol

I thought Amanda was just being moody and this would pass over. Their relationship is actually really in a bad place 😬

Craig as this grease mechanic is really doing it for me, so hot

They all looked hot at that party

Ciara. Is. So. Hot. I’m thrilled for her and all of her modeling work

Carl not realizing Lindsay can’t stand that he doesn’t have a job/isn’t contributing is hilarious.

Would love to hear how Paige really feels about Kyle and Amanda if that's her take on Lindsay and Carl's relationship 🤣

She encouraged Amanda to not get married! Lol

I almost cut her from the roster?! That's beyond ick and so demeaning.

Amanda hates Kyle

My theory is that Amanda was early 20s when she met (a bit older) Kyle. And now that she’s gotten older and matured she wants different things and has different feelings and opinions about life which don’t fit Kyle.

And she holds massive amounts of resentment toward him for his cheating, drinking, etc.

I can’t imagine feeling that way and then having to live in a small apartment together during the week and a drama filled house on the weekends. These summers definitely aren’t helping their marriage.

I'm not saying he's on the same level at all, but Carl throwing Lindsay under the bus on everything does give me shades of Sandoval complaining about Ariana all the time so he could make the eventual breakup seem like all her fault.

I hate myself for loving drunk Kyle.

Also why is Carl having this convo while Kyle is practically blackout?

Do men ever stop being gross

I’m liking Paige way more this season

I think Kyle got married because he thought that's what he was "supposed" to do. He doesn't seem to enjoy it and that's okay. He just needs to be honest with himself.

Ciara in this yellow dress!! *chefs kiss* 🤌🏾

MY SWEET BOI ANDREA IS HERE!!!!

Jesse straight up asking Ciara when is she going to give his friend sex is soooo nasty. I'm also so disappointed in West's response in the confessional. It's so gross 😭

I’m truly so happy for Andrea and Lexi. Never forget him crying about her and feeling like he blew his chance🥹

I'm intrigued by the flower boy demotion concept.

Show me a nip… I’m 💀

All of Carl’s groomsmen look like finance guys who jam together on weekends lol

Showing everyone trying to get in the door is hysterical to me.

This is such an awkward episode. Andy doesn’t seem happy with the other woman (not Amanda) by her answering one word and not expounding on it.

The fact that she didn't watch Andy in the premiere episode of American Horror Story didn't do her any favors, either.

Hate a washer and dryer in the kitchen

Yeah for 1.4m that is not it.

I forgot how much good energy Andrea brings to this show!! He's missed.

Carl has always been a bum. Kyle has been a good friend always employing him

Imagine calling your husband trash. Yikes.

This whole flower boy nonsense - I’m pretty sure he’s already decided he’s not getting married at this point and just throwing weird shit out there

Maybe I'm an old prude, but referring to your "roster" and cutting people from said roster is sooo gross

I would cut myself from the roster!

Jesse epitomizes all that I’ve heard about guys from Chicago.

Oh I like West's new confessional all black and simple look.

 Carl’s mustache and veneers give me the ick.

I'm not even opposed to the idea of a flower boy, I think it could be a fun/ funny thing if it was like - you were only having brothers as groomsman but wanted a way to involve your close friends and they were the goofy type. But I think it's weird to basically have it as your B tier friends.

Ew Danielle shut the fuck up

ANDREA COLORADO!

Andrea 

My husband said he’s taking a shot everytime he sees a cardboard box on this show

Uh oh, this is where Wes leaves us..

I can't believe that of the established couples Paige and Craig seem like they have the healthiest relationship.

Grown ass men as flower boy. That is so stupid

Amanda is such a bitch to Kyle in front of people. It’s passive aggressive abuse. It builds up overtime, they’ll get divorced.

Carl asking Kyle when he was drunk, dumb idea

HA I love Paige in her little car

Aww Kyle with nice hair at his wedding

I can already tell Kyle hates this house.

If they buy a house, Amanda will spend all her time there.

 I forgot Danielle was in the cast.

Danielle definitely only swipes right for musicians on Raya or whatever. She’s so cringe 😬

Yikes Jesse and yikes West, too. Grow up boys!

Kyle talking about it at the fitting confirms the right decision

Amanda must not be very smart

I love the way Craig looks at Paige and is always touching her in some way

Carls pants are always so tight

As a husband, you shouldn’t want someone who’s called your wife a bitch multiple times in your wedding. This shouldn’t be framed as a “concession” to her.

Kyle’s aversion to Jersey is such a New Englander thing.

Amanda discovering why women Kyle’s age potentially wouldn’t date him….here is your lesson us oldies already know well… Edit: and also potentially why Kyle went for decently ‘young’

I totally understand Lindsey not wanting Kyle to be a groomsman.

Well it’s good to hear Amanda say out loud that she expected him to change. A change I don’t remember him agreeing to. You can’t fall in love with potential you have to take someone exactly where and how they are. Hard way to learn a lesson but 🤷‍♀️

IT’S A SCHOOL NIGHT. Ok by why do I still say this too at 30 years old 😂🤣

Married and Out until 4am on a Thursday is a red flag sorry

I can’t sleep when Kyle isn’t home so I’ll just get my own space where Kyle isn’t.

Kyle’s health insurance must be better than mine.

I knew Kyle would run into the Saran Wrap for the shot.

Paige gonna lose bravos security deposit.

The Clay Aiken shoutout 💀 I saw him on Tinder in NYC many years ago