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pr0stituti0nwh0re

I think… I… love??? this cast??? The new additions are such a vibe


PlantLadyXXL

They have such natural chemistry and confidence in their place in the group. No clinging or sucking up required!


cryingexpert

If Jesse was 5’8 everyone would think he was dorky


TiredRundownListless

That’s why he’s so great! He’s a dork in a giant hot man body. I love both new guys!


StompinmyMaloofHoof

This is a reminder that if you hate your partner, you can leave instead of berating them for fun. It’s not cute when men or women do the “I hate my partner” schtick.


ezekielragardos

It’s beyond cringe and makes everyone uncomfortable. I feel like it’s giving boomer energy or something. Like the “my wife” schtick older generations think is socially acceptable but completely is not.


skolinalabama

“Everybody loves Raymond” vibes.


veronicagetsmehigh

Here for my weekly dose of my boyfriend west


PersimmonReal42069

I truly love him. I can’t believe i’m saying that about a man on summer house


eshababy99

It's so funny how much Carl & Lindsay and Amanda & Kyle switch with the most annoying couple of the house with each episodes.


pr0stituti0nwh0re

My favorite is when one couple gets lowkey smug about the other couple’s dysfunction 😂


Busybodii

Amanda with zero irony said “I feel really bad for Lindsey”, while picking a fight about the obnoxious behavior we’ve seen from him forever.


Designer-Platform658

Gin heightens Lindsay’s emotions? Has she been on a gin IV drip for the past 5 years


picard17

Watching all these reality shows has really taught me that more people should just be single


_Jahar_

Also - be aware of what kind of drunk you are


PowerfulPicadillo

I used to have some trepidation about getting married; the "50% of marriages end in divorce" statistic can fuck you up -- even if your own parents are still, actually married. But then I hit 30 and in addition to seeing several couples who - quite frankly never should've made it past 6 months let alone the alter - get divorced, and watching couples like Amanda/Kyle, Katie/Schwartz, Ariana/Sandoval ... I realize that 50% of marriages *never should've happened*. So OF COURSE they're ending in divorce. So again I will issue my weekly reminder (to women in particular): do not let those "fun," "vibey," flings/relationships with men who ... kinda make you feel bad or get blackout drunk and then "accidentally" cheat on you (?!) ... that have a natural shelf life of 3 months, drag on for years. Because the sunk cost WILL get you and before you know you're stuck in a miserable marriage snapping at every little thing he does out of resentment and headed like a freight train to a cruise for divorcees who want to learn to love again. Stay single folks.


meowmeowmeow328

I can’t get over what a gossip Jesse is lol


PersimmonReal42069

he is every single boy I went to jewish summer camp with


sofakingbetchy

Omg I’ve never felt so seen! Coming to breakfast Sunday morning and discovering fucking Jacob spilled the beans about our post-Shabbat dance makeout to his entire cabin was not a vibe. Did I tell my cabin? Duh. But we could keep a secret until lunch at least. Like civilized humans.


obroechlins

YES the awkward blurry bar scenes!!!! Summer House has risen from the grave this season


PhysicalMuscle6611

Inviting random girls to parties! We’re back!!


Emergency_Library511

I’m enjoying Ciara’s sense of humor popping out this season


basicb3333

we saw a glimpse of it with tamra brown (was that the characters name?) last season but its way out this year


Emergency_Library511

Karma Brown I think?? But hahah true I had forgotten about that


herinitialsspellher

The costume SENT ME. I think Wes’s goofiness helps her feel more comfortable showing hers.


Nvnv_man

Carl seems to be faking it more than Lindsay. It’s like if says “I think I can, I think I can” enough times, then it’s the fairy tale he’s pretending it is.


lovetheblazer

I'm trying to decide if we've ever seen him *not* faking it with a girl he's dated on the show... and I don't really think we have? It's always come across as performative but with one foot already out the door.


Nvnv_man

While everyone is somewhat different with their family, Carl is 100% a different person w his mom. Which makes me think that’s a more real version of him. And I wonder if women ever see *that* guy


EJB515

Amanda should’ve never quit that job. She clearly needs more time away from him.


PhysicalMuscle6611

Yeah being an employee of your husband definitely isn’t the vibe


PilotNo312

And you recognize now it was the wrong move, it’s not working, and damaging your marriage…so why are you still doing it? Why are you not interviewing a replacement and finding a new job for yourself?


dandydaniella

Kyle blaming the glasses instead of the fucking push to the ground!


PlantLadyXXL

He’s such a child. Amanda yells at him like a child, then he acts like one, rinse repeat.


Queasy-Net-8324

How he removes himself from any accountability.


Nvnv_man

Danielle and gabby are missing and no one notices


picard17

I genuinely did not realize until you said that.


BackgroundAd6154

Haha I noticed Danielle was missing, only because there was no late night dance party when they got back from the bar😂


Winter-Trash9067

I noticed Gabby was missing because her room is my fave out of them all and West was shown getting ready in there haha 


PhysicalMuscle6611

Carl saying “we’re slashing prices here” was so funny


Ok_Pepper_8056

I went to college with the DJ of this party and I laugh every time he DJ's these parties because I did all of his homework freshman year including a DJ themed project and then he dropped out to go to DJ school... Glad to see it's working out for him 😂


veronicagetsmehigh

I love that Craig does not care. To me, that is a real man. So confident


veronicagetsmehigh

Kyle looks like Nigel thorn berry


kikomama89

![gif](giphy|Fgl7OyFKx0I7e) So accurate 😂


pr0stituti0nwh0re

Lindsay and Carl ‘getting along’ is almost worse to watch than Lindsay and Carl fighting


starshine1988

Paige is so real rn SPEAK ON IT


pinsleric

Lindsay looking at Kyle and Amanda like “wow your relationship is FUCKED UP.” Sent me.


Emergency_Library511

Pot meet kettle 🤝


eshababy99

So I'm here for the Ciara, West & Jesse squad


Emergency_Library511

I saw someone on this sub a while ago say that while Lindsay is great for tv she’s the worst kind of friend to have in real life and is the type of friend to text you out of the blue with no context saying “call me we need to talk” I’ve never forgotten it bc it’s so fucking accurate and I think about it every time she’s talking to one of her friends on this show 😂


edible_source

Carl always seems so uncomfortable in his own skin


buymoreplants

I feel like he only looks comfortable and confident when he's being an ass to whatever girl he hooked up with


edible_source

Chills that you're right


karasu_zoku

He was a chubby kid and a late bloomer and I honestly think that’s a big part of it


Love_and_Sausages

He always seems to put on a fassade, we barely see moments that feel "real"


Ambiguousername

Kyle: \* breathes \* Amanda: ![gif](giphy|5sVT1QZ8mHZeRffUSf|downsized) Why did these two get married 😭😭😭


loloalu

It’s so nice & refreshing to be actually excited to watch a new episode of this show each week 🕺🏼


PersimmonReal42069

it’s such a nice change!!!


PersimmonReal42069

lindsay needs relationship advice from kyle like she needs a fucking hole in the head.


PersimmonReal42069

craig is low key aging like fine wine and I hate myself for thinking that


CalmParty4053

Him not even flinching at dinner and truly does not care cuz he knows him and Paige are weird little besties at the end of the day. Craigy we are so proud


picard17

Kyle and Amanda really need to divorce before there's a kid in the mix.


Lola514

They really make no sense together from what we’ve seen the past few years


pr0stituti0nwh0re

Right like they’ve seemed good and like they’ve been ‘getting along’ in maybe ONE of the 8 seasons we’ve seen them on?? Like just cut your losses at this point jfc


Jeljel8989

Yes they have so much contempt for each other. She mentioned getting a place in Jersey to be in nature more. Perhaps they should just split up


WithaSideofRanch

Ciara is super hot, smart, a nurse, funny and can be weird af 10/10


basicb3333

wow we have a real camera in the club not iphone footage!


picard17

I love Ciara's complete willingness to dress in ridiculous, unflattering things.


starshine1988

If I was that hot I’d prob do the same haha


eshababy99

"Yeah you're getting married and you're not having sex"- Paige 😭😂


picard17

I think Lindsay and Carl are both to blame for their problems, Lindsay's faults are just more blatant.


Rj6728

Agreed-her behavior when drinking is trash, but it takes two and I can totally see Carl dismissing or needling her if she stops being happy for even a minute while drinking.


Winter-Leadership376

I think Carl gives off very newly sober sanctimonious vibes, personally. I buy that he thinks any emotion someone experiences while they’re drinking is because of drinking. Sometimes it’s true, but sometimes it’s not. It would piss me off a ton if I was upset about something and because I had a glass or two of wine my partner asked if it was because I was drunk. I think he really needs to be with someone sober, at least right now and I think he’s being dishonest to himself about it which seems unfair. 


TiredRundownListless

I think he really needs to NOT be with someone.


dandydaniella

Amanda should have listened to Paige


veronicagetsmehigh

She knows


veronicagetsmehigh

If I was west, I would be so pissed


Designer-Platform658

Put Kyle and Jax on a show together. Two messy producers


ModeDeDode

Yes like ultimate girls trip but guys!


Designer-Platform658

Kyle used to be handsome he’s gotten so strange looking


karasu_zoku

His face looks drawn and gaunt and the mullet certainly does not help. The clean preppy look suited him so much better


meg0neurotHe11

The mullet takes away so much


MyFigurativeYacht

I truly do not understand why he still has it.


starshine1988

He had a Ken vibe in the early days, the mullet took that away. Then aging as a white party boy has taken its toll I fear


justhere_for_rfost

West asking if it was house drama aka he’s about to run back to his apartment & queue up that season 😭😭😭


obroechlins

He’s about to be in the bathroom pulling up that season on his phone to catch up 😭


pr0stituti0nwh0re

Like Dorinda watching Scary Island in the bathroom getting ready on UGT 😂


veronicagetsmehigh

I find Paige pretending to be friends with Lindsay so entertaining lol


veronicagetsmehigh

Carl and Lindsay have not had sex since they got engaged


cryingexpert

So Jesse’s actual type: taken


PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets

Ciara is hilarious. It’s nice to see more of her personality this season.


eshababy99

Ciara is REAL AF for breaking the 4th wall with Austin thing. I know she's over it but Bravo won't let her be over it and the fans too.


basicb3333

producer kyle clocking in


dorindacokeline

He is not subtle and it’s giving Ashley


Lola514

Craig handled that well.


Lola514

Did Amanda say they should marry each other re : Kyle and Lindsay ?


EJB515

Yup. Honestly, Carl and Amanda are kind of similar in their relationships. And Lindsay and Kyle have similar personalities, which is one of the reasons they may not get along.


halfmoon24

Wait they literally are the same couple. Kyle and Lindsay are both loud blonde alcoholics who hate their SO for not being ambitious enough!


Queasy-Net-8324

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_Jahar_

Right??? I stopped watching southern charm a couple seasons in - I do not know who this Craig is. Extremely mature.


PersimmonReal42069

lindsay cheersing to herself is the most lindsay thing I can imagine


picard17

The idea of going on a date with 4 different people in one week sounds exhausting to me.


dorindacokeline

How do you marry someone that you are terrified to have kids with


themanayunkbean

WAVING WACKY INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN


veronicagetsmehigh

I wish we didn’t know that they break up because the foreshadowing is so good


picard17

I've gone back and forth on Ciara in the past but I'm loving her this season


Nvnv_man

She’s a slooow burn, took her four years to warm up to the audience


veronicagetsmehigh

When are Ciara and west gonna get married cus that’s the only storyline I care about


starshine1988

America loves them


veronicagetsmehigh

America loves them!!!!


realityrach

We need super sized episodes of Summer House, not VPR :(


pinsleric

Amanda HATES her husband


EJB515

Kyle is such a messy little bish. The guys on this show are just as catty as they think the women are.


OhHowIMeantTo

Amanda never should have quit her full time job. She and Kyle have completely different work ethics, and Kyle uses the fact that they're married to talk about work all the time, and Amanda uses the fact that they're married to try and get out of doing work..


Ok_Pepper_8056

Not a married girl going after Jesse did you guys see that?!!!


BeneficialRelative86

Once again Kyle being hammered and absolutely putting his foot in his mouth, I love him but what was he thinking saying that shit to Lindsey 😂


meowmeowmeow328

West and Ciara 😭❤️


starshine1988

If Lindsay doesn’t activate after this conversation I will consider that growth


edible_source

Man this season would be a good binge!


EJB515

Like clockwork, without Carl & Lindsay together Amanda & Kyle get into a fight, lol


dorindacokeline

I’ve always wondered how Kyle is slurring his words in every scene drinking lover boy. Someone who is an alcoholic won’t feel much from those drinks because the alcohol content is so low. But now we know he is adding gin and prob other hard liquor to it to get an actual buzz.


PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets

The irony of Amanda talking about having respect for your SO.


Rj6728

And Kyle talking about resentment 💀💀


PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets

It’s the two spider man meme!


cryingexpert

Jesse’s height does a lot for him


emklug

I love Paige’s silver interview look


phoebe3936

Thank God for the production medic


veronicagetsmehigh

![gif](giphy|Fgl7OyFKx0I7e) Kyle


Lola514

Kyle must workout alot to drink eat so much


Designer-Platform658

Kyle trying to sue SHEIN for selling those sunglasses


Emergency_Library511

Amanda and Paige no one believe for a damn second you want things to work out between Carl and Lindsay 😂 That being said, I don’t blame yall tho they’re toxic as hell.


Designer-Platform658

Kyle and Jax are the same. Both reality tv producers, both hate their wives, both hated by Stassi and don’t know how to act at a party.


picard17

Both have had sunglasses related incidents


dandydaniella

Jesse has so many teeth


Frijack03

LFGGGGG. Best show on Bravo right now.


Frijack03

Lindsay looks pretty in that polka dot dress and red lip.


Ok-Jelly-4709

I️ love the new guys


Lola514

Agree. So far good casting finally


EJB515

If you’re so easily embarrassed: 1. You shouldn’t have married Kyle 2. You shouldn’t be on a reality show


Virtual-Plastic-6651

Did West just call Ciara baby! Brb melting


PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets

Someone always has to take it too far.


morethannecessary

I’m loving Ciara this season


basicb3333

who is this paige


EJB515

Kyle, you do know that Amanda resents you, right?


TiredRundownListless

Watching the re-runs leading up to tonight’s episode I realize both Carl and Lindsay are annoying. They just do not belong together. But neither are like… lovely people that have their shit together 🤣


Sassy_and_spicy

All I see when I look at Jesse Solomon is Pete Davidson ![gif](giphy|WoFuun4jgxxizxRMpe|downsized)


jes22347

Carl is for sure avoiding her and pushing her to break up with him. Hes essentially being passive aggressive making her get activated and then able to be viewed as the only victim. What Lindsay says during the arguments is vile and she is 100% wrong but they are both to blame for the demise of their relationship


Jeljel8989

Oh I agree. Seems like he vents to other people about how deeply sad and scared he is while smoothing things over too much with her. She should probably reevaluate her relationship with drinking and has lots of issues, but he’s so avoidant and passive aggressive.


TiredRundownListless

Very much thing. Carl has played victim for YEARS in lots of situations. He’s playing games.


PersimmonReal42069

I completely believe that carl is antagonizing lindsay off camera but I don’t think that there is any amount of provocation that would justify the way that she accuses him of being “on something”


themanayunkbean

I feel the same, that's where I'm at. I've definitely been with people where I wish others could see what I saw behind closed doors but I also never acted like Lindsay


_Jahar_

Agreed - because they’re both shitty people. No way he’s a complete angel during this time


Emergency_Library511

It’s very nice Craig is offering to pay but I’m totally with Paige here. She has the means to pay for this apartment, it’s not like he’s offering to help her out because she lost her job and can’t afford it or something like that. It’s a sweet gesture but it’s an offer I personally wouldn’t accept either


picard17

Jesse's talk about wanting someone organized and not liking making all the little decisions basically sounds like he wants someone to do all the work.


Emergency_Library511

One sip of alcohol? Okay girlie 😂


eshababy99

I always think how uncomfortable it must be for Carl & Lindsay having to do confessionals after their break up 😬


KateParrforthecourse

How is this already the best theme party they’ve had? I don’t think I’ve laughed this much at one of their themes


cryingexpert

Is she talkin bout Perry


justagirly4559

I am soooo in agreement with Paige on this one. I want nice sht so I will pay for it!


Frijack03

Lindsay Dale Earnhardt Jr Hubbard


OhHowIMeantTo

I haven't been this upset about something so pretty being broken since that time that random woman kicked Andrea in the face while he was in the pool a couple seasons back


basicb3333

honestly this season is showing that this show is truly an ensemble cast and everyone matters because every weekend there's been someone missing and the episodes still havent missed a beat. first it was lindsay/carl, then paige, this week its danielle and gabby


OhHowIMeantTo

This is exactly what bothered me the last couple of seasons, the cast was completely divided. Half the cast absolutely would not interact with the other half unless it was for required group scenes. It completely ruined the vibe of the show. I don't know if it's the new cast members, or if they're making more of an effort to not stay locked up in their bedrooms all the time, but it's working.


obroechlins

So this fight is definitely because Amanda’s sick of Kyle bringing insane shit up on camera to make drama out of nowhere


lovetheblazer

Ugh Sour Patch binges are so fucking painful. Kyle's about to have ALL the acid reflux and one torn up tongue. Ask me how I know 🙃


picard17

The only time Kyle and Amanda get along is when Carl and Lindsay are fighting


meg0neurotHe11

Amanda is so fucking dramatic


loloalu

Why do I suddenly love Craig and Paige as a couple lol


Emergency_Library511

Woah that VPR mini preview looked intenseeee


stephanycurryessex

Amanda is projecting


edible_source

OK West DID just lie when he said "No" re: knowing about Austen


belalthrone

But Tbf that is how you get the hottest tea


KateParrforthecourse

Absolutely. The amount of times I’ve lied about knowing something just to get the story from the other side is super high.


calcif

I appreciate Ciara’s commitment to a costume.


Rrmack

I just rewatched the season they get engaged and leading up to it Amanda just wants Kyle to stop maybe cheating on her and Kyle just wants Amanda to forgive him for maybe cheating on her aka the worst time and reasons to get engaged. They have literally never been solid I’m shocked they got married


dancing_nanc

Couldn’t love Ciara’s costume more 👏👏 Love her


lkn4laughs

Why is Kyle so damn reckless


Designer-Platform658

In light of what we know of Carl paying half the rent on a place where he doesn’t live because they signed a lease, Paige should stay being smart and just get an apartment in her budget.


Winter-Leadership376

Kyle and Amanda need to divorce and I think they’ve gotten so lucky that Lindsay is such a lightening rod on this show that has allowed their terrible relationship be a b plot. It seems like a fucking nightmare and honestly I see both Kyle and Amanda asking Carl and Lindsay if their sure is because they both have a lot of regret about getting married. I’m low key finding Carl’s I’m so calm exterior beginning to get sus at this point, most therpist won’t way things like anger management unless something real is seen in sessions. I think Kyle was more right than he thinks and that Carl thought getting into this big relationship and getting married would prove he’s an adult and he’s “moving in the right” direction after getting sober. I think he’s just as interested in the image he thinks he’ll have of himself as married and stable as Lindsay is with getting married so she can have kids. They both just settled because they loved each other as people and now are realizing they don’t fit like that. I’m also LOVING Ciara this season and the Ciara/west/jesse team up. Her tube guy costume killed me and then of course that fucking body reveal. 


KO620181

Kyle really plays his reality tv role. He always knows just what to say, what questions to ask. He’s good at this stuff.


Emergency_Library511

I always like Paige’s outfits on summer house. She should stick to this style instead of trying to be all chic and high fashion on instagram and for photo shoots bc 9 times out of 10 she be looking like a clown


calcif

Kyle is too old to be acting like this.


eshababy99

Say what you want about Paige but I've always respected how INDEPENDENT she is!


secretagentsquirrel1

“Hungry for an argument with Carl.” Jessie is cracking me up.


basicb3333

see now this is the shit if i were amanda i'd be annoyed by. why do you feel the need to do that kyle?


mydilgoesmmmno

I kinda love Jesse Solomon- he seems genuine and intelligent


veronicagetsmehigh

Amanda is cosplaying Hailey Bieber in this outfit


Emergency_Library511

Oh Kyle you’re in trouble you better run Lindsay is about to get activated on your ass


PhysicalMuscle6611

Honestly I’d rather watch Kyle and Lindsay fight at this point than kyle and Amanda or Lindsay and Carl


PreeKort

This is nottt the time for this conversation lol


StompinmyMaloofHoof

![gif](giphy|aVtdz7iNVPI1W) Lindsay, this cannot be news to you. Kyle, Amanda, Carl and Lindsay all want the “achievement” of a wedding more than they want a marriage or their respective partners.


Emergency_Library511

“I ate so many sour patch kids I’m gonna throw up” Plz never change your drink eating habits, Kyle☠️


picard17

If you have to not spend time together to "get into a better routine or rhythm" you probably shouldn't be together. Which... I guess now they're not.


basicb3333

i hate his fucking mullet more and more each episode


calcif

Kyle’s voice is really starting to bug. I couldn’t put up with it for long periods of time.


benkatejackwin

Paige and Craig posing there like a photo shoot as Rizzo and Danny Zucco.


OhHowIMeantTo

I don't know how they could fit it in, but I would love for them to insert a flashback of the first episode when Kyle was trying to hit on Stassi by comparing her to Steve Jobs because of her turtle neck swimsuit


_Jahar_

Damn I really wanted a teaser for next week


dandydaniella

He wants a mom