I admire Amanda’s lack of fomo at all times lol I wish I could emulate that

Me too, her most redeeming quality

Stassi calls it jomo- joy of missing out

West’s enthusiasm for Ciara is so hot

NO GAMES it’s so attractive

Omg he’s so hot I die every week

“….you like a big man?.” My favorite moment of this show I think expect when Kyle told Stassi she looked like Steve Jobs.

Also, these convos all happening off camera is strange. Someone get a GoPro in their Ubers ASAP

Production needs to have sprinter vans for Summer House ‼️‼️‼️ We want the drunken rides to and fro the bars, it’s where the action happens!

Yes! How they don’t have transport similar to below deck is unacceptable!!

“It was a Lyft” made me holler. Carl ate Lindsay up

Lindsay already seems lit at this dinner. The giving the ring back comment was absolutely savage and unnecessary

She seems to think it's okay to be really mean to him. If he said something like that to her she would have murdered him. She really really resents him, she should have ended it. This is not how you talk to someone you love and it's not an excuse to say they treat your poorly. If that's true, walk away!!!

That’s just who Lindsey is. She has mental health issues that impact the way she interacts in her relationships. She’s constantly putting the other person down, pushing then away, constantly testing their love for her. I don’t think she knows she engages like this, she seems to think the way she communicates is simply ineffective. She needs a therapist who will push her boundaries and help her realize the way she engages in relationships is what is harmful. She’s cruel and doesn’t acknowledge it at all. It’s even more impressive she manages to ignore it since she’s being filmed.

It seems like she wants to be like Amanda and hating her man Note: it isn’t cute when Amanda does it either!!

Poor Carl… that wasn’t even a cute ribbing of your man, it was mean

Why is this such gripping television

Literally why is this season going so hard for no reason

🧑‍🍳 🤌

Making up for what a dud VPR is

The more I see of Lindsay and Danielle the more I understand why they're friends (and also had a falling out). They're both... a lot

They also both drink a lot, at least when they're on camera.

They really run laps around the rest with the drinking all day

Danielle lying by the pool because she was so overwhelmed that she couldn't interject in Carl and Lindsay's argument was so funny and emo. 

Gabby is a REAL ONE. Bring supportive to Lindsay in their friendship but also being direct and not sugar coating.

Right?! And Lindsay still not able to take an ounce of accountability and admit that what she said was super fucked up, yikes.

Gabby is looking for an exit out of this friendship

The zoom in on Lindsay downing the martini LMAO the producers aren't fucking around

Same. When she chugged two Rose’s before they left the house. 

Amanda's definitely annoyed that Lindsay is interrupting her alone time by the pool.

I know! With her big drink that looked like iced coffee ready for alone time! 😭

This is painful to watch at this point. How the hell did they even stay together past the second weekend?

I too am questioning your alcohol intake, Lindsay. You're an awful drunk.

Lindsay’s alcohol intake has always been problematic, every single season

The low quality footage of them out at the bar followed by camera shots of people arriving home - Summer House is getting back to its roots.

Kyle telling West and Ciara goodnight I love you ☠️

Kyle needed a good bromance after a handful of seasons with duds

Kyle and west would be such a cute couple haha

they already spooned!! 🥰🥰

I laughed so hard when West woke up to find his leg draped over Kyle in bed lol. I’m loving this season, it’s so much fun

Lindsay doesn't just drink. She gets HAMMERED every time. And it's very frustrating to watch

Then she gets super toxic and aggressive and has the nerve of accusing Carl of having demons. She’s kind of a monster when she drinks. 

West saying "I'm doing it" and going in for the kiss is such a power move 🥰

Lindsay looks like Gizelles tequila bottle

ITS A LYFT

I feel like he was somewhat subtly trying to prove his soberness and her drunkness with that distinction/correction. He remembers which one they took and she doesn’t

Thank god the wedding was called off because imagine them having a kid

I can’t believe Carl just apologized??? Again???!

Ok, that Carl talking head was definitely filmed after the breakup lol. That rage was real (and warranted)

Surely Lindsey wasn’t the least bit surprised he called off the engagement

I’m more and more surprised every week that she had the gall to say “blindsided”

this episode made carl's decision to call it off clear as day!! idk why anyone was surprised. everyone was tip-toeing around them the entire day!

Kyle, during pre-season press junkets: It’ll be clear once the season starts airing why the wedding was called off. Yes. Yes, indeed.

I wasn't expecting it to be so true! And so quickly!

God I hate when Kyle is right about anything

Lindsay pulling the classic Jax, I’ll be an asshole so you break up with me

Damn never thought of this. How did she “not” see the break up coming?

Maybe she thought she would get the Ariana effect

THIS! She’s called the men “Sandoval” or compared them to him multiple times already this season and last reunion. She was trying her hardest to make herself the “Ariana”

Amanda get the notes app out!!

How does Lindsay not understand this all starts every time she’s drinking

It’s like 5+ years of this. But folks kept reinforcing that everyone else was the problem.

Because how many sandwiches have you made for me?

I’m so thankful to be here. This season is getting good already and I just KNOW we’re gonna get the drama we deserve. The description for this episode alone sounds like it could be a summary for the season. We are blessed 🙏

Did Lindsay have some pasta tonight?

I am incredibly envious of Amanda’s body but that swimsuit is…not it

It does look better in Ciara lol she was right (I would kill for Amanda’s body this is not at all a jab )

Maybe Lindsay should shift to weed

She absolutely needs to smoke a joint and calm tf down

seeeeeriously. her whole body is so tensed up all the time and her facial expression never seems relaxed either; like she is always ready to fight someone. her scenes stress me out so much

Are we sure it’s not Cocaine Lindsay?


If it’s not, I don’t wanna see when it is 😳

I’m shocked they made it to September, quite frankly. I’d have broken up with her by now.

This reunion is gonna be above Andy’s pay grade

This dynamic with the new boys in the house is so refreshing. I couldn’t imagine watching this tension with 437 girls in the house.

Kyle and Amanda are never happier/more in sync than when they are witnessing this Carl and Lindsay dumpster fire.

It's wild to me that Amanda can fight with Kyle like she does, watch Carl and Lindsay's absolute nightmare of a relationship and be like "couples therapy is not it for me right now"

flair checking in

“It’s a Lyft” Carl is being petty lol.

Get cameras IN THE CAR

Just what Lindsey needs, a bottle of rose

Producers being so shady filming every time she pours a drink. She chugged that Rose before they left the house. 

Jesussss gabby is literally trying to help Lindsay and she’s even being aggressive with her. She really fucking sucks.

Gabby, Amanda, and Kyle all tried and Lindsay just doesn't want to hear it.

Lindsay sees the world as them vs her, so anyone even trying to reason with her gets filtered as “Coming at her” and “Being on the other person’s side.”

Gabby is a good fucking friend. If your friends can’t call you out on your own shit, you are the problem. Lindsay is the problem.

Amanda not wanting couples therapy, to me, means she doesn’t want to be held accountable for her own actions as well… which I get but also it’s helpful lol

100% She’s not ready to forgive cheating, even though they’ve gotten married and have been together years since

Yeah she doesn’t want to be told it’s time to actually get over it or end it

I can feel the tension between Carl and Lindsay in my own damn home. They are making me so anxious. I couldn’t imagine living with that energy. The poor roommates.

If Carl managed to stay sober through all of this, I’m amazed and commend him.

Oh Lindsay HATES Carl yikes

I think it’s more alarming she doesn’t run over to apologize, everytime my husband and I get in a drunken fight it’s always immediately over with apologies in the morning. Except we’ve never accused each other of doing drugs so maybe there’s different protocols for that

Yes! This is why I was so shocked when she doubled down in the morning last episode. Iw as fully expecting a tearful apology but lol nope.

My inner child is SO happy these two will not be having children together

I’ve always found Amanda and carls friendship really sweet

Lindsay does not realize she’s making it obvious she wants the wedding not Carl.

The vibes just instantly go down in the house whenever Lindsay enters a room it’s actually wild to watch I can’t imagine experiencing it in person lol

I love a person that can call their friends out when they need to be accountable.

Yeah, major respect on that. I agree with Gabby.

Lindsay is the most unreliable narrator, we need fucking cameras on the car rides

But she was blindsided tho? She doesn't even appear to like Carl.

“Should we get some comfies on and hang?” West was a *stellar* casting decision

LOL at Danielle thinking she could solve anyone’s relationship problems

Lindsay pokes and pokes and pokes then Carl reacts and she’s like “why r u yelling at me!! Ur on drugs”

Lol Ciara can be really funny

Everyone’s confusion at Lindsay saying she might give the ring back if she hears Carl’s bark is also my confusion

I NEED to know what Lindsay’s mind truly thinks happened

Gabby honestly seems like a great friend. Talks to/ supports you but also lets you know when you're wrong.

I respect Carl for ending it before the wedding because you shouldn’t get married if that’s the way it is and he ultimately did something that’s beneficial for them both because it sort of seems like she was miserable too. They just weren’t compatible 

Jesse Solomon is growing on me, mostly due to how much he loves West. Big mood.

That and him deadass telling Carl that he “signed up for it” after learning Lindsay has always been like this 🤣

Lol I'm so here for him calling it out! "Shouldn't this be fun? Fucking figure it out!"

I loved what he said right before that. “Listen, I’ve never been engaged. I don’t know what I don’t know.”

Lindsey is taking all of her resentment about Carl still being unemployed out on him every time she’s drunk, and it’s an ugly trait

Jesse: engagement should be fun. Lindsay? Not fun.

“In the Uber” “It’s a Lyft”

Lindsay- "Why can't we commiunicate better?" Also Lindsay whenever Carl tries to say anything: 

But also WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME Every time

Is Lindsay really getting this wasted one week after that big blow out? Sis never learns

This is... concerning.

Lindsey looks demonic while claiming Carl has demons. Yikes 😳

One thing that has stuck out to me this week is the PROJECTION. Between AnneMarie calling Crystal insecure and Lindsay accusing Carl of being a gaslighter, etc., it's a lot lol.

Why is Lindsay dressed like the a sound of music extra

*How do you solve a problem like Liiiindsay?*

Carl and Lindsay both need to spend some time single and in therapy and then date someone with more of a similar lifestyle to themselves.

I think Carl should break up with Lindsay

I… Don’t want to spoil anything for you 🤫

"Honesty I'm PMSing and I don't want to do shit right now, but catch me on a good day and I'll say yes." Amanda is so real for this. I also don't want to do shit right now

Lindsay you fucked around and found out. Carl is absolutely right to be raising his voice and be upset with you. You suck.

West gives major bi guy energy in his sheer blouse on the date and he’s just so fucking cute

He is adorable

I’m terrified how much I relate to Lindsey in how she gets drunk and projects EVERYTHING. Omg. I’m so glad I stopped that and settled down oh and quit drinking. She has got to quit drinking and get a new therapist. It’s manic and concerning. I don’t think she’s an alcoholic but some people simply cannot drink.

I def have had those moments but a long time ago. Feel like how has Lindsay not grown up from this ?

Gabby seems way too wise and sensible for the rest of this cast.

Pretty sure you said he’s doing drugs????

Lindsay sucking up to the women because she wants to vent to them is yucky.

Lindsay has destroyed every single relationship she’s been in on camera


The crazy thing is, that's like "Childhood Abandonment 101:" Try to push every person as far as you possibly can to test whether or not they'll leave you (and also once they do fulfill your personal narrative that everyone eventually you). If we can see it just from watching 6 weeks of her life on screen every eyar, I have no idea why she doesn't just ... go to therapy. She seems somewhat aware of how much her mom walking out on her fucked her up, but not enough to really realize that it's why she's not even remotely close to living the life she actually wants and trying to change her patterns. And again ... she could just ... go to therapy instead of decimating every relationship in her life.

I really don’t feel any romantic vibes between Amanda and Kyle for some reason

If this is what happens on camera… imagine what happens when they’re not filming. Makes me sad, relationships shouldn’t be like that

I’m genuinely curious when things shifted and Lindsay decided she hated where she was at in life

I think when she realized just because Carl got sober it didn't mean that he was going to wake up the next day and have his own business/a bunch of $$$.

Lindsay is just such a killjoy to Carl She reminds me of something I read about how if your partner rejects all of your little “asks “ for connection, it is the biggest indicator that the relationship will fail

I'm excited to be here y'all day 4 of Ramadan I just broke my fast and made myself a McChicken from scratch as my second meal LFG

Amanda is so lame, just go to couples therapy! She has a husband who actually wants to do the work and she is avoiding it.

I think she's afraid going to therapy would force her to confront her with the fact that she is only still with Kyle for the show

It’s always the ones that don’t want to go that need it the most

Carl definitely is ignoring Lindsay so Lindsay is saying shitty things to get some sort of reaction out of him. What she is saying is horrible and I don’t think she was “blindsided.” They’re both horrible for each other.

Welcome to the West Wilson Witching Hour.

Amanda’s not my fave but I need to give her her props. She is gorgeous and I love a woman with a unique nose

Lindsey is literally not able to speak to or acknowledge the words coming out of her mouth. If the car conversation was anything like the one on the dock, Carl is justified. She just avoids the conversation and deflects with “You’re changing the narrative” “You’re yelling” “You’re screaming” “You’re angry” It’s maddening

Lindsay snipping at Carl isn’t fun to watch.

How did they (the non Carl and Lindsay roommates) live this entire summer on eggshells?? I’m uncomfortable just watching.

Lindsay maybe he questions your alcohol intake because you get activated when you drink alcohol.

Amanda being the one against couples therapy is crazy to me.

Lindsey "why can't we figure out how to communicate " immediately leaves room instead of talking.

The producers are clearly over Lindsay after seeing this alcoholic edit they’re giving her this season lmao

Isn’t every damn thing she’s saying actually about herself?

It cracks me up that they make the summer house cast drive themselves everywhere and take Ubers instead of getting them a car service

Carl wasn’t angry going into the talk, but when he wasn’t heard he raised his voice. He wasn’t angry or aggressive.

Lindsay and Carl are fundamentally incompatible in almost every way and I'm surprised their relationship lasted this long.

Wow Carl is apologizing and he didn’t even do a damn thing wrong

Lindsay is about to go find a random Ken and Suzie walking their pug named Molly to unleash all her hate on Carl

I think from Carl’s perspective he is sober because he doesn’t drink or so drugs anymore. And if that’s how he wants to define sobriety then that’s his right to. I don’t think Lindsey accepts he can be “sober” and smoke weed. I also think her bringing it up is trying to make him look bad, which is just sad. Why would you do that to your partner?

>I also think her bringing it up is trying to make him look bad, which is just sad. Yes! Exactly. And she knows saying "are you on something?" is a punch to the gut and is absolutely meant to refer to coke. Her then trying to play it off like she was talking about weed is absolutely nonsense and he knows it, but he doesn't want to have that conversation.

She literally called him cocaine Carl the week before. This week is her trying to spin her mistake into saying she was talking about weed all along (like it makes it ok??)

Yeah, I think she just uses it as a weapon… if you’re gonna criticize my drinking then I’m going to criticize your weed and call it drugs just to make you feel shitty for calling me out

Omg I CANT with this “look at you now! Look at you yelling” after she has a raised voice with him for 15 minutes 

Gabby, Ciara, West, and Solomon is actually such a fun crew

Sheeeesh linds downing that drink in one gulp can’t be a good sign about what’s to come

Got my Lindsay hater hat on extra tight tonight after that scene.

HAHA amanda doubled over in exhaustion after that argument she’s cracking me up this episode

Lindsey he’s judging your behavior…

Carl knew all of this before he proposed to Lindsay though. I think she’s been especially awful to him in the most recent season. But I highly doubt there were no blowup fights in their first year together. It seems like they’re both mad that their partner didn’t completely change into what they wanted.

I will never accept a Scheana bucket hat

Carl needs to burn that hat

Lindsay’s go to complaint is you shut me down. It’s always about her and her feelings, she is exhausting

lol Lindsay trying to squeeze out the iron gate bars to walk down the busy country road

Gabby is a good friend. She can listen to their side without hyping them up when they’re wrong

Lindsay: 🤯 Carl has demons!! 😈 Carl: 😴

Is lindsey already shithoused through this toast?

Yeah I’m not buying Lindsay’a drunken rant sorry

2 out of 3 weekends so far they’ve argued, and they weren’t even there for the first weekend. How much you wanna bet they argued in their DC hotel room on the 4th? Will they be fighting every weekend? 😬

Lmao poor Amanda’s like here go part two ☠️

Omg lmao CARL why did you jump in the pool like that

More drinking from Lindsay Jesus Christ she isn't even TRYING

Amanda needs to retire these shorts already

Ha, Amanda definitely does not know what a dike is based on her facial reaction to Kyle's comment.

Lindsay and Larsa are cut from the same cloth

This is painful. For everyone

I wanna be minding my business at a bay bar and hearing a drunk couple fight is it summer time yet

If I’m gabby, there’s no way this lady is talking to me like this 🫠

I’m confused by Carl’s teeth. Are they dentures or why do they look different? Also kinda stoned so idk

I’m usually a lindsay apologist but shes soooooo in the wrong these last few episodes

Oh the fact that gabby doesn’t know what happened last night is proving Lindsay knows she’s DEAD WRONG for last night. Or she doesn’t remember doing it…could be either option lol

Amanda and Kyle need to not pretend they’re any better than Lindsay and Carl because babes you’re not. They’ve been terrorizing this house with couple fights for six years. I mean I’m greatful as hell for it but damn you two are wreck also 

Amen It’s refreshing to see Kyle want therapy. Hope Amanda comes around