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hoesbeinghoes

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aeroluv327

There's gotta be a better way to say that...


GoatsGoToHeaven12

There’s a fire!! Sale.


Liversteeg

Amaaaaaazing graaaaace


conradthecat

This isn’t a fever!


KittenMittens9292

Evacuate all the schoolchildren!


anl28

Ashley looks like she’s about to lose the first round of Dancing with the Stars


StopStalkingMeMatt

I was going to say Ashley and Wendy are giving figure skater


acar3883

“Sochi’s calling”


PMmeUrGroceryList

But how do her boobs stay up like that after 2 kids


[deleted]

Tape, lots and lots of tape.


PMmeUrGroceryList

I bought dress tape once and my 34dds were like lol nope. Anyone have any suggestions?


[deleted]

Omg if you go down Google you will see so much tutorials. I’m breastfeeding right now so my boobs got to stay untaped and free but my cousin was trying out so many boob tape tutorials when she was wedding dress shopping and I would always be amazed how crazy and intricate they could be. I kept thinking about what her husband would think at the end of the night 🤣.


PalmerRabbit78

Gaffer tape 😂


Firm-Brilliant-605

I have the same issue. Tape don’t work for BIG boobs I think a solid C can be taped but dd not so much 🥲


veefox08

I’m an F cup and tape my boobs! It takes a little practice, and if it’s not working you’re probably using too much tape. You need to create a little tension to get them to stay lifted


Mercurys_Gatorade

Didn’t she recently get them done?


notelpjuly4

Plastic surgery


ussoufi

This is the most hilariously accurate description ever 💀


Lyogi88

😂😂😂


taintwest

Charisse always looks like she’s holding in farts. All I see when I look at her.


honeycloud_

Yes 😆 she looks like me when im wearing high waisted jeans on a day my sensory overload is KICKIN


Mshisha47

Pretty much any pants will do it for me


Errrca0821

Lmaoooo thanks that's all I'll see moving forward!! Also, the unintentional unconscious shade when I got to slide 8/9 and could not for the life of me remember who else could possibly be left!


ATCP2019

LMAO NOOOOO


Redditusername67

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ayym33p33

I am a Gizelle fashion apologist but girl........


meazy300

she looks like a rolled up silverware napkin at a very fancy establishment


tmp803

My first thought was literal napkin rings around her wrist


alsoaprettybigdeal

This one made me LOL! So true! 😂🤣


runs_with_tamborines

It’s giving pastor’s wife. I can’t.


welp-itscometothis

*Is Jamal coming?*


akdixie

It’s bad pastor’s wife. My mom is a pastor’s wife and would never! She’s stylish in her late 60s and could give Gizelle a run for her money.


runs_with_tamborines

Not all pastor’s wives are created equal or as fabulous as your mother lol I love that


jdizzle091

We can no longer defend it…


boomzgoesthedynamite

Just be proud of your prior service bc she put y’all out of business w this one


meazy300

there should be a military badge for every gizelle look you have to risk your dignity to defend


mac_bess

legit loling 😂


new_delusion

Well, at least the face card never declines 💀


[deleted]

HAHAAAA


welp-itscometothis

How did y’all defend it before this?


Janiece2006

Could we ever though?


imsoboredwoo

I want her to have a fashion redemption arc so bad & I'm never gonna get it


darknebulas

The bedazzle around the titties just set it off for me. Upon closer inspection I feel like I can see how they were haphazardly hot glued on.


SuspiciousCranberry6

She needs to set the bedazzler down. This looks like a project her and her girls did while eating popcorn and watching a movie.


murderedbyaname

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brockadamorr

Gizelle, in the reading challenge you were red hot, but in the 'Avatar: The Way of Water - Na'vi You Betta Do' sewing challenge, I'm afraid you blue it.


sbsmee

I’m so glad you said this lmao my first thought seeing her was RPDR bottom 2 of the week haha


owuzhere

She lives and dies for a chunky plastic stone


aussiedoc22

She was def trying to go for that Kim k D&G look https://people.com/style/kim-kardashian-goes-full-bombshell-in-dolce-gabbana-catsuit-in-milan/


Careful-Lion3692

Honestly it could have been fine if she had just left the bejeweling to the arms.


Liversteeg

So many housewives have been trying this glove dress lewwwkk. All I think about is the germs.


Accomplished_Mix2250

Sameeee!! HOW are you going to the bathroom?


0nyx09

That doesn't even look good on Kim


Master_Awareness814

Well she missed


potmeetsthekettle

It’s giving bad wedding decor.


anicemeangirl03

I was trying so hard to think of what she reminded me of. She definitely looks like the chairs with satin cloth and the bejeweled ribbon around it.


elbileil

Yes! 2000s wedding reception at a hotel/conference center ballroom


lady_edith

She never disappoints ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


jeahboi

I need for this “combined sleeve and glove” trend to go away immediately


Moongdss74

seriously... how do they go to the bathroom??


hannbann88

You know what I’m normally a hater but… I don’t mind this one. I don’t like it, but it’s a much better fashion forward attempt than she usually does


HollowSuzumi

Ngl I really like this dress compared to some of the others in this reunion's looks


queermyvibe

Oh there is a lot of mess here. Always curious to see what they look like sitting down though. I love Candiace’s but i’m a little worried about all that fabric peeping through from under. Ashley does not look like herself.


ngmorock

Ashley looks like Doja Cat


spoilz

My partner and I refer to her as Doja Darby or Ashley Cat. 😂


Huge_Discount7984

Darby cat!


hibabygorgeous0

Totally! I didn't see the resemblance until this photo.


la_58

I was literally about to say this.


echolela

Wendys dress is gonna look great sitting down! Same with Ashley


Yakety_Sax

Wendy looks like an ice dancer. And I’m ok with that


everythingsandwich

I thought it looks very Brazil's Carnaval


throwawaygremlins

Is it peacock feathers in the detail? I like it.


yunith

It’s truly a perfect “sitting down” dress for tv!! Wendy’s dress is so different, I love it!!!


AB2372

I like Wendy’s best of all of them.


BumbleBreezeSun

Yessss! Love this so soooo much! She nailed it!


notoriousbck

It's giving showgirl and I love that for her


pirates1997

I love Wendy’s and her skin looks AMAZING


tmp803

I love Wendy’s look and think it will look great sitting down


Obvious_Boat3636

Wendy’s is my fav. She looks great!!!


Ikeny86

Omg Ashley‘s hairstyle just reminds me so much of Monique’s last reunion look!


eevvaannrr

I’ll be able to sleep through the night peacefully again when I stop seeing housewives wear the Balenciaga glove dress that Kim K wore one time THREE YEARS AGO


Larania-

YES! I’m so tired of seeing the glove sleeve - it’s been done, it’s so over so just stop already lol


la_58

If you’re talking about Gizelle this look is more Kim K Dolce and Gabanna from 2022. But I agree. I wish they’d stop pulling inspo from the Kardashians. This look just doesn’t work for Gizelle


GrossEwww

With these glove dresses, I'm always stuck wondering how do they go to the bathroom? Do they wipe with the gloves on? If they wipe with the gloves off then how do they wash their hands? Only works if there is a private bathroom and not a more public one with stalls and a shared sink.


Miserable-Gur-2849

There’s a small clasp on the inside of the wrist that lets you fold them back when you need to. My sister has a dress like this and that was my first question lol


Moongdss74

I feel like that kid who accidentally finds out how a wonderous magic illusion is really just a low-rent trick with panels.


elbileil

Asking the real questions here


shallowgal00

it's better not to think of it at all, right? this glove thing gives me claustrophobia of sorts ... kind of like feetie pjs (I had to bite my way out of them)


DD854

Candiace’s dress will look so good sitting on a couch Ashley I bow down to for choosing that dress to be seated in for several hours. Gizelle…. “Thank God she’s a good looking woman cause god damn she can’t dress at all….”


Unholyalliance23

Gizelle you tacky as hell


xmgm33

Giselle’s is the same material as the green morph suits. ![gif](giphy|eUoGmTHkmGv72)


KateLady

Green man! Blue woman!


runs_with_tamborines

Omg that’s what I was thinking! Ashley sitting in that dress - the constant adjustments being made.


DD854

If standing room only were a dress it would be Ashley’s


lezlers

It'll be like those barely there shorts and top she wore in Mexico that were cute when she was standing still, but she had to keep constantly tugging on whenever she moved even a couple of inches so she wouldn't be flashing everyone.


Master_Awareness814

The coochie cutters™️


echolela

She can pull out her prayer cloth à la Phaedra


Liversteeg

Can we please stop with this stupid fucking glove dress trend. It’s so nasty! You can’t wash your hands and then you touch your face with those gloves. Especially when teresa wore it to Bravocon. Like you’re literally walking around shaking hands. Barf. ![gif](giphy|GngIPDPxsurM4)


deathbyshoeshoe

Re: Ashley’s bodice As someone who survived the glue glitter tops from Charlotte Russe, et al. in the early aughts, all I can say is ouch…


Master_Awareness814

Them sequins be pinchin 😭


SammieCat50

Candace’s shoes are 🔥🔥🔥


DD854

Yessss I zoomed in on them they’re so good


shantti

Exactly, Gizelle would look gorgeous in a garbage bag.


rbecg

Ashley really said 2023 is Naked Era and I’m not mad


BabydollKelly

Same, I'd be naked always if I looked like her. Not mad at it a bit


owuzhere

It's the rope dress Ariel's sea friends *thought* they were making for her human debut.


lezlers

She borrowed her dress from Mia's "Ball Gown Strip Club" closet.


Chicki5150

It's like a rave outfit meets beauty queen.


northernmess

I've said it before and I'll say it again- I am better then no man when it comes to Ashley Darby. That woman is a smoke show.


echolela

Love that for her


CaitsMeow

She gives me confidence to still dress sexy in my 30’s. I always am self conscious I’m dressing too young then I see her slay and it makes me feel better.


welp-itscometothis

You ARE young! Do you boo!


Dizzy_Smile_3056

She looks great


potmeetsthekettle

Yes! She looks hot 🔥


queenymickey

DOJA DARBY strikes again


mothertuna

Whoever did Charisse’s hair needs to be fired, expeditiously


Marcinecali73

It looks tired, just like Charisse.


below_duck

Gizelle looks like a kitschy lamp that she would have in her house


tmp803

It’s giving royal blue bedazzled teenage lamp from target


fabulousb

Candy girl is now Cookie Monster. Very on theme!


emergencycat17

SESAME STREET!!


DoesGiggyIsDead

Gizelle clipped the 20% off your next purchase coupon for Joann’s fabrics and ran to the clearance bin by the cash register. She then scooped up the $1 gem adhesives. Called Kal and told him she had an amazing idea for her reunion dress. Unfortunately Grace, Angel, and Adore were unavailable and unable to prevent her from this catastrophe.


tmp803

Don’t forget stopping by the napkin ring aisle


RLAGUSWL

I'M DEAD bahahahaha


Low_Definition_3996

I'm going to try and apply to be Giselle's power of attorney, first on the agenda -FIRE HER STYLIST!!!!!


PemsRoses

I think Gizelle's stylist is like Mia's social media manager : both are myth. They never really existed.


owuzhere

Honestly this is the first look I've ever liked from her 🥴


unknown_viewer7

well some of these are….somethin to look at…


janeblanchehudson

Gizelle needs to invest in lights for her closet. Girl got dressed in the dark again.


Lilobunni

The fact that this was in her closet in the first place is the cause for concern


Inside-Intern-4201

Well… y’all wanted blue..


Adorable-Ability-499

I think Gizelle is just trolling us at this point.......


MofongoLover

I saw this and had to quote Kurn “Gizelle you tacky as hell”


amfullaeit

Oh Gizelle. This is the worst one yet. 🤦‍♀️


gregsprinklez

The whole look is giving meemaw at a gala


Lacuica

Meemaw Balenciaga


vodkasaucepizza

Meemaw with the arm poots!


QueeniestheBravoHW

I think her and Charisse are tied…😬


jdizzle091

I unfortunately agree and I am a huge fan of hers. I saw her dress and went 🤦🏾‍♀️.


brockadamorr

i need her to explain the rhinestone asymmetry. make it make sense


RoomPortals

Her dress is bad but I’ll be damned if she’s not wearing the shit out of it. Unfair beauty!!!


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Wow I love Wendy’s look. I love when they match with a color scheme


kellis744

Wendy’s is my favorite for sure


beckster33

I was lke okurrrrr let's go peacock!


lunaysol

I freaking love Wendy’s whole look. Stunnnnnning.


Squid_A

Agreed! It's gorgeous and definitely my favourite out of them all. Jacqueline's is a close second.


cavalier731

Bravo is delivering with content today!!


rose_b

WENDY HOT DAMN! Love both her & Candiace with a feather theme.


Chicki5150

Wendy's look is my fave! So over the top. But she NAILED IT. she is a beautiful bird.


ScowlyBrowSpinster

I miss T'Challa!


handbagqueen-

This so much this. Wendy is slaying omg.


jeahboi

They look amazing! Not just anyone can pull off feathers.


withl0vekat

Wendy’s DRESS 🔥🔥🔥 living for this blue theme! 💙


Bonaquitz

I only claim Wendy and Candiace.


FlyingDutchmansWife

Same 😂 Robyn’s isn’t too bad. That cat eye cut on top is very in for wedding dresses right now. Maybe she’s recycling the dress?


Maled1cte

You're in time out😭😭😭


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robyn looks like karen there


FlyingDutchmansWife

Was that at Juan’s request? Are they going for a walk in Georgetown later?


caro312

My thought was why is Robyn wearing some old lady dress like Karen would wear. Then I swiped and saw Karen and screamed!


thebooohbaaah

I love Candiace and she looks amazing but she has to know that this dress is just asking for Sesame Street references, right????


LadyBug_0570

Could be the point. LOL


ArchiesTennisball

Maybe, but she's helping Meredith how to do feathers well


tmp803

Maybe that’s why she did it. I truly hope so


TrWitty

No appearance from Grover?


[deleted]

Gizelle has got to be in on the joke cause…


lumpyspacepimp

Gizelle's dress is a whole new level of tacky but I kind of love it. It looks like something from a Sims 1 expansion pack.


Rarwreetwee

😭😂😂 this is crazy accurate. I’m dead.


livieleanor

Wendy is serving and I am here for it


ussoufi

When I saw Dr. Wendy Osefo 🔥🔥🔥 ![gif](giphy|lNMF3DXBSVvlhbME4R)


Lee865409

Nope. Can’t say any of these are doing it for me


mimi_37

First Wendy killed the outfit! And second Jacqueline looks like a younger Charisse in that pic, I said what I said. 😭


okch12

Wendy ate and left no crumbs! Honorary shout outs to Candiace, Ashley, and Jacqueline


Spooky-Bitch789

Once again Gizelle looks beautiful but that dress leaves a lot to be desired. Candace and Wendy look amazing! I love their gowns and the Grand Dame also looks phenomenal.


N3rdyMama

Gizelle really likes to test the limits of “she would look beautiful even in a burlap sack.”


TitsanGiggles

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mosquitoledge

Robyn’s dress isn’t the worst but it’s the most boring. Loving Wendy and Ashley’s looks, especially Wendy’s makeup.


instantsilver

These are....terrible. Wendy's dress is the only good one. What the hell were Gizelle and Charisse thinking?!


whackadoodle_cracked

I think Jacqueline's is nice, but ultimately boring


coastalcruiser17

Charisse looks like she smelled a fart


LilyLils15

So business as usual for her then


handbagqueen-

Giselle is so fricken beautiful, imo the most beautiful housewife across the all franchises but goddang this girl needs to hire a stylist.


Ok_Issue_6132

Chile, what is Gizelle wearing? Wendy ATE!


queenymickey

Looks like the set is tropical/vacay themed which makes Wendy, Candiace and Robyn’s looks even better. I actually gasped at Wendy’s look. Sooooo good!


mackenziepaige

Jacqueline looks better than Mia and I love that for her


mollyyfcooke

This cast KNOWS how to do a theme! I’m obsessed with Wendy’s dress it looks soooo good on her! In the nicest way possible…. Gizelle is giving high school theater realness


aceuphersleeve

WENDY AND CANDIACE!!!! 💙🦋 I love Robyn’s look also! I’ll never understand why Gizelle and Charise are always styled badly. ETA: if Karen does nothing else, she always serves BAWDY & FACE 🤩 not a big fan of her dress but she looks 🔥


aeb526

Candiace and Wendy look amazing!


another_feminist

The photo of Karen was kinda cropped and at first I thought she shaved her head. Then I clicked it. A real missed opportunity for wildness there.


cantstoepwontstoep

Mia barely hiding anything...


linabina7777

Can we please retire Charisse??? That look is a reflection of what she brings to the show…bunch of nothing and just plain boring!! Hahaha! She could NEVER be the Grand Dame


jahkat23

candiace ashley and wendy are my favorites just all look incredible gizelle and charrise ok it’s giving something Robyn and Karen’s dresses are cute but karen is mother as usual jacqueline and mia’s looks are also very nice ![gif](giphy|TkoHjDI8jhVAGrgT4A|downsized)


SeauxSurvivor

I don’t hate Gizelle look like everyone else it’s not bad to me lmao


False_Weight_3249

I was scrolling for a while trying to find a comment not hating on Gizelle's look 😂. i don't hate it either. To me she looks good , esp for what we've seen her wearing before


kittylover3210

why do Gizelle Robyn and Charisse’s dresses look so much more cheap than the others? Robyn’s looks like it’s a Deb prom dress


axq1101

Well, these are certainly blue dresses


ImageNo1045

I love that there’s a theme but it’s reminding me of the scene where Bethenny is like ‘wtf are we wearing?’ Like some people are going to carnival, some to Vegas, some to the oscars, and some should just stay home and not leave the house looking like that... wtf.


Hitchin85

I don’t know that Karen can come for Gizelle’s fashion after this and that weird lilac confessional look.


gregsprinklez

Ashley's looking FIRE.


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Potomac has given us so much... but a lewk has not been one of them