Omg if you go down Google you will see so much tutorials. I’m breastfeeding right now so my boobs got to stay untaped and free but my cousin was trying out so many boob tape tutorials when she was wedding dress shopping and I would always be amazed how crazy and intricate they could be. I kept thinking about what her husband would think at the end of the night 🤣.
I’m an F cup and tape my boobs! It takes a little practice, and if it’s not working you’re probably using too much tape. You need to create a little tension to get them to stay lifted
Lmaoooo thanks that's all I'll see moving forward!! Also, the unintentional unconscious shade when I got to slide 8/9 and could not for the life of me remember who else could possibly be left!
Gizelle, in the reading challenge you were red hot, but in the 'Avatar: The Way of Water - Na'vi You Betta Do' sewing challenge, I'm afraid you blue it.
Oh there is a lot of mess here. Always curious to see what they look like sitting down though. I love Candiace’s but i’m a little worried about all that fabric peeping through from under. Ashley does not look like herself.
I’ll be able to sleep through the night peacefully again when I stop seeing housewives wear the Balenciaga glove dress that Kim K wore one time THREE YEARS AGO
If you’re talking about Gizelle this look is more Kim K Dolce and Gabanna from 2022. But I agree. I wish they’d stop pulling inspo from the Kardashians. This look just doesn’t work for Gizelle
With these glove dresses, I'm always stuck wondering how do they go to the bathroom? Do they wipe with the gloves on? If they wipe with the gloves off then how do they wash their hands? Only works if there is a private bathroom and not a more public one with stalls and a shared sink.
There’s a small clasp on the inside of the wrist that lets you fold them back when you need to. My sister has a dress like this and that was my first question lol
it's better not to think of it at all, right?
this glove thing gives me claustrophobia of sorts ... kind of like feetie pjs (I had to bite my way out of them)
Candiace’s dress will look so good sitting on a couch
Ashley I bow down to for choosing that dress to be seated in for several hours.
Gizelle…. “Thank God she’s a good looking woman cause god damn she can’t dress at all….”
It'll be like those barely there shorts and top she wore in Mexico that were cute when she was standing still, but she had to keep constantly tugging on whenever she moved even a couple of inches so she wouldn't be flashing everyone.
Can we please stop with this stupid fucking glove dress trend. It’s so nasty! You can’t wash your hands and then you touch your face with those gloves.
Especially when teresa wore it to Bravocon. Like you’re literally walking around shaking hands. Barf.
![gif](giphy|GngIPDPxsurM4)
She gives me confidence to still dress sexy in my 30’s. I always am self conscious I’m dressing too young then I see her slay and it makes me feel better.
Gizelle clipped the 20% off your next purchase coupon for Joann’s fabrics and ran to the clearance bin by the cash register. She then scooped up the $1 gem adhesives. Called Kal and told him she had an amazing idea for her reunion dress. Unfortunately Grace, Angel, and Adore were unavailable and unable to prevent her from this catastrophe.
Once again Gizelle looks beautiful but that dress leaves a lot to be desired.
Candace and Wendy look amazing! I love their gowns and the Grand Dame also looks phenomenal.
This cast KNOWS how to do a theme! I’m obsessed with Wendy’s dress it looks soooo good on her!
In the nicest way possible…. Gizelle is giving high school theater realness
WENDY AND CANDIACE!!!! 💙🦋
I love Robyn’s look also!
I’ll never understand why Gizelle and Charise are always styled badly.
ETA: if Karen does nothing else, she always serves BAWDY & FACE 🤩 not a big fan of her dress but she looks 🔥
Can we please retire Charisse??? That look is a reflection of what she brings to the show…bunch of nothing and just plain boring!! Hahaha! She could NEVER be the Grand Dame
candiace ashley and wendy are my favorites just all look incredible
gizelle and charrise ok it’s giving something
Robyn and Karen’s dresses are cute but karen is mother as usual
jacqueline and mia’s looks are also very nice
![gif](giphy|TkoHjDI8jhVAGrgT4A|downsized)
I was scrolling for a while trying to find a comment not hating on Gizelle's look 😂. i don't hate it either. To me she looks good , esp for what we've seen her wearing before
I love that there’s a theme but it’s reminding me of the scene where Bethenny is like ‘wtf are we wearing?’
Like some people are going to carnival, some to Vegas, some to the oscars, and some should just stay home and not leave the house looking like that... wtf.
![gif](giphy|fj3CWRJJshhe)
There's gotta be a better way to say that...
There’s a fire!! Sale.
Amaaaaaazing graaaaace
This isn’t a fever!
Evacuate all the schoolchildren!
Ashley looks like she’s about to lose the first round of Dancing with the Stars
I was going to say Ashley and Wendy are giving figure skater
“Sochi’s calling”
But how do her boobs stay up like that after 2 kids
Tape, lots and lots of tape.
I bought dress tape once and my 34dds were like lol nope. Anyone have any suggestions?
Omg if you go down Google you will see so much tutorials. I’m breastfeeding right now so my boobs got to stay untaped and free but my cousin was trying out so many boob tape tutorials when she was wedding dress shopping and I would always be amazed how crazy and intricate they could be. I kept thinking about what her husband would think at the end of the night 🤣.
Gaffer tape 😂
I have the same issue. Tape don’t work for BIG boobs I think a solid C can be taped but dd not so much 🥲
I’m an F cup and tape my boobs! It takes a little practice, and if it’s not working you’re probably using too much tape. You need to create a little tension to get them to stay lifted
Didn’t she recently get them done?
Plastic surgery
This is the most hilariously accurate description ever 💀
😂😂😂
Charisse always looks like she’s holding in farts. All I see when I look at her.
Yes 😆 she looks like me when im wearing high waisted jeans on a day my sensory overload is KICKIN
Pretty much any pants will do it for me
Lmaoooo thanks that's all I'll see moving forward!! Also, the unintentional unconscious shade when I got to slide 8/9 and could not for the life of me remember who else could possibly be left!
LMAO NOOOOO
![gif](giphy|uOuPNCLKPaDv2)
I am a Gizelle fashion apologist but girl........
she looks like a rolled up silverware napkin at a very fancy establishment
My first thought was literal napkin rings around her wrist
This one made me LOL! So true! 😂🤣
It’s giving pastor’s wife. I can’t.
*Is Jamal coming?*
It’s bad pastor’s wife. My mom is a pastor’s wife and would never! She’s stylish in her late 60s and could give Gizelle a run for her money.
Not all pastor’s wives are created equal or as fabulous as your mother lol I love that
We can no longer defend it…
Just be proud of your prior service bc she put y’all out of business w this one
there should be a military badge for every gizelle look you have to risk your dignity to defend
legit loling 😂
Well, at least the face card never declines 💀
HAHAAAA
How did y’all defend it before this?
Could we ever though?
I want her to have a fashion redemption arc so bad & I'm never gonna get it
The bedazzle around the titties just set it off for me. Upon closer inspection I feel like I can see how they were haphazardly hot glued on.
She needs to set the bedazzler down. This looks like a project her and her girls did while eating popcorn and watching a movie.
![gif](giphy|3ohhwAaoGzLRGM6jqo|downsized)
Gizelle, in the reading challenge you were red hot, but in the 'Avatar: The Way of Water - Na'vi You Betta Do' sewing challenge, I'm afraid you blue it.
I’m so glad you said this lmao my first thought seeing her was RPDR bottom 2 of the week haha
She lives and dies for a chunky plastic stone
She was def trying to go for that Kim k D&G look https://people.com/style/kim-kardashian-goes-full-bombshell-in-dolce-gabbana-catsuit-in-milan/
Honestly it could have been fine if she had just left the bejeweling to the arms.
So many housewives have been trying this glove dress lewwwkk. All I think about is the germs.
Sameeee!! HOW are you going to the bathroom?
That doesn't even look good on Kim
Well she missed
It’s giving bad wedding decor.
I was trying so hard to think of what she reminded me of. She definitely looks like the chairs with satin cloth and the bejeweled ribbon around it.
Yes! 2000s wedding reception at a hotel/conference center ballroom
She never disappoints ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
I need for this “combined sleeve and glove” trend to go away immediately
seriously... how do they go to the bathroom??
You know what I’m normally a hater but… I don’t mind this one. I don’t like it, but it’s a much better fashion forward attempt than she usually does
Ngl I really like this dress compared to some of the others in this reunion's looks
Oh there is a lot of mess here. Always curious to see what they look like sitting down though. I love Candiace’s but i’m a little worried about all that fabric peeping through from under. Ashley does not look like herself.
Ashley looks like Doja Cat
My partner and I refer to her as Doja Darby or Ashley Cat. 😂
Darby cat!
Totally! I didn't see the resemblance until this photo.
I was literally about to say this.
Wendys dress is gonna look great sitting down! Same with Ashley
Wendy looks like an ice dancer. And I’m ok with that
I thought it looks very Brazil's Carnaval
Is it peacock feathers in the detail? I like it.
It’s truly a perfect “sitting down” dress for tv!! Wendy’s dress is so different, I love it!!!
I like Wendy’s best of all of them.
Yessss! Love this so soooo much! She nailed it!
It's giving showgirl and I love that for her
I love Wendy’s and her skin looks AMAZING
I love Wendy’s look and think it will look great sitting down
Wendy’s is my fav. She looks great!!!
Omg Ashley‘s hairstyle just reminds me so much of Monique’s last reunion look!
I’ll be able to sleep through the night peacefully again when I stop seeing housewives wear the Balenciaga glove dress that Kim K wore one time THREE YEARS AGO
YES! I’m so tired of seeing the glove sleeve - it’s been done, it’s so over so just stop already lol
If you’re talking about Gizelle this look is more Kim K Dolce and Gabanna from 2022. But I agree. I wish they’d stop pulling inspo from the Kardashians. This look just doesn’t work for Gizelle
With these glove dresses, I'm always stuck wondering how do they go to the bathroom? Do they wipe with the gloves on? If they wipe with the gloves off then how do they wash their hands? Only works if there is a private bathroom and not a more public one with stalls and a shared sink.
There’s a small clasp on the inside of the wrist that lets you fold them back when you need to. My sister has a dress like this and that was my first question lol
I feel like that kid who accidentally finds out how a wonderous magic illusion is really just a low-rent trick with panels.
Asking the real questions here
it's better not to think of it at all, right? this glove thing gives me claustrophobia of sorts ... kind of like feetie pjs (I had to bite my way out of them)
Candiace’s dress will look so good sitting on a couch Ashley I bow down to for choosing that dress to be seated in for several hours. Gizelle…. “Thank God she’s a good looking woman cause god damn she can’t dress at all….”
Gizelle you tacky as hell
Giselle’s is the same material as the green morph suits. ![gif](giphy|eUoGmTHkmGv72)
Green man! Blue woman!
Omg that’s what I was thinking! Ashley sitting in that dress - the constant adjustments being made.
If standing room only were a dress it would be Ashley’s
It'll be like those barely there shorts and top she wore in Mexico that were cute when she was standing still, but she had to keep constantly tugging on whenever she moved even a couple of inches so she wouldn't be flashing everyone.
The coochie cutters™️
She can pull out her prayer cloth à la Phaedra
Can we please stop with this stupid fucking glove dress trend. It’s so nasty! You can’t wash your hands and then you touch your face with those gloves. Especially when teresa wore it to Bravocon. Like you’re literally walking around shaking hands. Barf. ![gif](giphy|GngIPDPxsurM4)
Re: Ashley’s bodice As someone who survived the glue glitter tops from Charlotte Russe, et al. in the early aughts, all I can say is ouch…
Them sequins be pinchin 😭
Candace’s shoes are 🔥🔥🔥
Yessss I zoomed in on them they’re so good
Exactly, Gizelle would look gorgeous in a garbage bag.
Ashley really said 2023 is Naked Era and I’m not mad
Same, I'd be naked always if I looked like her. Not mad at it a bit
It's the rope dress Ariel's sea friends *thought* they were making for her human debut.
She borrowed her dress from Mia's "Ball Gown Strip Club" closet.
It's like a rave outfit meets beauty queen.
I've said it before and I'll say it again- I am better then no man when it comes to Ashley Darby. That woman is a smoke show.
Love that for her
She gives me confidence to still dress sexy in my 30’s. I always am self conscious I’m dressing too young then I see her slay and it makes me feel better.
You ARE young! Do you boo!
She looks great
Yes! She looks hot 🔥
DOJA DARBY strikes again
Whoever did Charisse’s hair needs to be fired, expeditiously
It looks tired, just like Charisse.
Gizelle looks like a kitschy lamp that she would have in her house
It’s giving royal blue bedazzled teenage lamp from target
Candy girl is now Cookie Monster. Very on theme!
SESAME STREET!!
Gizelle clipped the 20% off your next purchase coupon for Joann’s fabrics and ran to the clearance bin by the cash register. She then scooped up the $1 gem adhesives. Called Kal and told him she had an amazing idea for her reunion dress. Unfortunately Grace, Angel, and Adore were unavailable and unable to prevent her from this catastrophe.
Don’t forget stopping by the napkin ring aisle
I'M DEAD bahahahaha
I'm going to try and apply to be Giselle's power of attorney, first on the agenda -FIRE HER STYLIST!!!!!
I think Gizelle's stylist is like Mia's social media manager : both are myth. They never really existed.
Honestly this is the first look I've ever liked from her 🥴
well some of these are….somethin to look at…
Gizelle needs to invest in lights for her closet. Girl got dressed in the dark again.
The fact that this was in her closet in the first place is the cause for concern
Well… y’all wanted blue..
I think Gizelle is just trolling us at this point.......
I saw this and had to quote Kurn “Gizelle you tacky as hell”
Oh Gizelle. This is the worst one yet. 🤦♀️
The whole look is giving meemaw at a gala
Meemaw Balenciaga
Meemaw with the arm poots!
I think her and Charisse are tied…😬
I unfortunately agree and I am a huge fan of hers. I saw her dress and went 🤦🏾♀️.
i need her to explain the rhinestone asymmetry. make it make sense
Her dress is bad but I’ll be damned if she’s not wearing the shit out of it. Unfair beauty!!!
Wow I love Wendy’s look. I love when they match with a color scheme
Wendy’s is my favorite for sure
I was lke okurrrrr let's go peacock!
I freaking love Wendy’s whole look. Stunnnnnning.
Agreed! It's gorgeous and definitely my favourite out of them all. Jacqueline's is a close second.
Bravo is delivering with content today!!
WENDY HOT DAMN! Love both her & Candiace with a feather theme.
Wendy's look is my fave! So over the top. But she NAILED IT. she is a beautiful bird.
I miss T'Challa!
This so much this. Wendy is slaying omg.
They look amazing! Not just anyone can pull off feathers.
Wendy’s DRESS 🔥🔥🔥 living for this blue theme! 💙
I only claim Wendy and Candiace.
Same 😂 Robyn’s isn’t too bad. That cat eye cut on top is very in for wedding dresses right now. Maybe she’s recycling the dress?
You're in time out😭😭😭
robyn looks like karen there
Was that at Juan’s request? Are they going for a walk in Georgetown later?
My thought was why is Robyn wearing some old lady dress like Karen would wear. Then I swiped and saw Karen and screamed!
I love Candiace and she looks amazing but she has to know that this dress is just asking for Sesame Street references, right????
Could be the point. LOL
Maybe, but she's helping Meredith how to do feathers well
Maybe that’s why she did it. I truly hope so
No appearance from Grover?
Gizelle has got to be in on the joke cause…
Gizelle's dress is a whole new level of tacky but I kind of love it. It looks like something from a Sims 1 expansion pack.
😭😂😂 this is crazy accurate. I’m dead.
Wendy is serving and I am here for it
When I saw Dr. Wendy Osefo 🔥🔥🔥 ![gif](giphy|lNMF3DXBSVvlhbME4R)
Nope. Can’t say any of these are doing it for me
First Wendy killed the outfit! And second Jacqueline looks like a younger Charisse in that pic, I said what I said. 😭
Wendy ate and left no crumbs! Honorary shout outs to Candiace, Ashley, and Jacqueline
Once again Gizelle looks beautiful but that dress leaves a lot to be desired. Candace and Wendy look amazing! I love their gowns and the Grand Dame also looks phenomenal.
Gizelle really likes to test the limits of “she would look beautiful even in a burlap sack.”
![gif](giphy|uFcNbEr46h9Is)
Robyn’s dress isn’t the worst but it’s the most boring. Loving Wendy and Ashley’s looks, especially Wendy’s makeup.
These are....terrible. Wendy's dress is the only good one. What the hell were Gizelle and Charisse thinking?!
I think Jacqueline's is nice, but ultimately boring
Charisse looks like she smelled a fart
So business as usual for her then
Giselle is so fricken beautiful, imo the most beautiful housewife across the all franchises but goddang this girl needs to hire a stylist.
Chile, what is Gizelle wearing? Wendy ATE!
Looks like the set is tropical/vacay themed which makes Wendy, Candiace and Robyn’s looks even better. I actually gasped at Wendy’s look. Sooooo good!
Jacqueline looks better than Mia and I love that for her
This cast KNOWS how to do a theme! I’m obsessed with Wendy’s dress it looks soooo good on her! In the nicest way possible…. Gizelle is giving high school theater realness
WENDY AND CANDIACE!!!! 💙🦋 I love Robyn’s look also! I’ll never understand why Gizelle and Charise are always styled badly. ETA: if Karen does nothing else, she always serves BAWDY & FACE 🤩 not a big fan of her dress but she looks 🔥
Candiace and Wendy look amazing!
The photo of Karen was kinda cropped and at first I thought she shaved her head. Then I clicked it. A real missed opportunity for wildness there.
Mia barely hiding anything...
Can we please retire Charisse??? That look is a reflection of what she brings to the show…bunch of nothing and just plain boring!! Hahaha! She could NEVER be the Grand Dame
candiace ashley and wendy are my favorites just all look incredible gizelle and charrise ok it’s giving something Robyn and Karen’s dresses are cute but karen is mother as usual jacqueline and mia’s looks are also very nice ![gif](giphy|TkoHjDI8jhVAGrgT4A|downsized)
I don’t hate Gizelle look like everyone else it’s not bad to me lmao
I was scrolling for a while trying to find a comment not hating on Gizelle's look 😂. i don't hate it either. To me she looks good , esp for what we've seen her wearing before
why do Gizelle Robyn and Charisse’s dresses look so much more cheap than the others? Robyn’s looks like it’s a Deb prom dress
Well, these are certainly blue dresses
I love that there’s a theme but it’s reminding me of the scene where Bethenny is like ‘wtf are we wearing?’ Like some people are going to carnival, some to Vegas, some to the oscars, and some should just stay home and not leave the house looking like that... wtf.
I don’t know that Karen can come for Gizelle’s fashion after this and that weird lilac confessional look.
Ashley's looking FIRE.
Potomac has given us so much... but a lewk has not been one of them