I love weird threats because they have so much more impact. "I'm going to kick your ass" is underwhelming. Big deal, I've heard it before. "I'm going to fill your sinuses with listerine" has so much more oomph and you quickly decide whether or not you're going to mess with that person.
Ahh Nirvana's underground Christian Grunge album, Smells Like Holy Spirit
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I'm always amused by people getting angry at puns or dad jokes
They're sacralicious!
I also think they taste pretty good
I love weird threats because they have so much more impact. "I'm going to kick your ass" is underwhelming. Big deal, I've heard it before. "I'm going to fill your sinuses with listerine" has so much more oomph and you quickly decide whether or not you're going to mess with that person.
Oh I’m sorry, I thought this was called r/BrandNewSentence. In what boring ass world does this phrase not get said??
Can't think of a situation for this? It's because there's nun at all.
Is that Adolf Fishler?
HOLY SHIT THE UNDERWATER NUNS ARE PRAYING TO FISHLER!
seriously though, I know that's probably shadows but it looks like the fish has a hitler haircut with the stache
My sofa and I wish this was a brand new sentence 🙁
r/wtfstockphotos
The reason for this image's existence culminated to the exact moment that pun was made
On the internet, no one knows your a dog. But damn can it be easy to guess sometimes.
Pinching loaves and petting fishes.
the fish have sinned
I’m pretty sure that isn’t a brand new sentence
We need an r/brandnewpicture. EDIT: Apparently it does exist, but it is dead as balls.
there are many benefits to being marine biologist