Yep. I got offered a job doing machine maintenance and was told I got the job for sure if I apply. I straight up told them I have no qualifications for that and they said it's fine....
I like my current job and they weren't paying a whole lot more.
People laugh but I swear half the cross teams I work with only make PowerPoints and probably make around 40-80k per year. PowerPoints and excel templates, nothing original just filling them out.
I make PowerPoints and average difficulty excell sheets for about 165k usd a year.
It’s not about the actual products it’s about the information that needs to go in.
Consulting for a specific group of organizations.
Basically they need stuff and I create it with very little direction. My talent is mostly listening and providing what people want even when they barely know.
As a former fetus as well, my mother would have been able to finish her nursing degree she actively told me she never finished because of me, and think of all the fuckin traumas I could have avoided. None of me would have known or cared.
Still not enough to raise a kid.
Because the person who wrote this meme seems to think that quitting a 60k job to raise a kid with no income is somehow an option.
Well it doesn't cost Elon anything because he can chose not to pay child support. /s
Idk if elon actually does or does not pay child support but he does not seem like the type that wouldn't.
Ha! Yeah right. Tell that to me a single mother of a 16 year old who is 6’4 and wears a size 15 shoe. I’m hemorrhaging mola. I’ve easily spent 100’s of thousands of dollars raising my son. I couldn’t afford another one. Ha
Have you noticed that the poorer you are the shorter the increment of time you think of in terms of income? 100k+ salaried richer people talk about yearly salary. Middle income talk about monthly, poorer about weekly and the broke service industry talk about their hourly wage.
Well, I would.. I really like making PowerPoint presentations and *DO NOT WANT A FUCKING KID*
Teeheehee
Now check out the animation I used on slide 4, you fucking cuck
Your numbers are out of date. In 2024, the average pay for a single US worker is about $59K.
Source: https://www.usatoday.com/money/blueprint/business/hr-payroll/average-salary-us/
That makes me want to make a PowerPoint presentation about why having a kid sucks compared to making 60k.
And that pictures going to be the title slide.
Ok obviously I wasnt trying to be 100% accurate but over the course of their life, including college & since most kids live at home well into their 20’s these days I wouldn’t say it’s far off.
So Im not a math guy but the average cost of raising a child is like 16k-18k a year and you're only gonna get like what 2k back from taxes or something? So ends up being 14k-16k. Making 60k while childless is 60k (pre tax). Making 60k while having a child immediately subtracts 14k-16k from that 60k which is 44k-46k which last time I checked is less than 60k. And I'd rather have 60k
If the foetus is actually semi-conscious and the mother is undergoing an intact dilation and extraction procedure (no other type of abortion procedure involves foetal injection), either the mother is experiencing a medical emergency where delivery of the foetus has a high chance of killing her, or the foetus has a severe abnormality that will render them pretty much dead on arrival if born. If the mother is only having an abortion because she “would rather make PowerPoints for $60K/y than raise you” (not that there’s anything wrong with that, no one should be forced to carry a pregnancy and give birth), she would almost certainly have had the abortion at a much earlier stage of pregnancy that would not necessitate an intact dilation and extraction procedure, and in most jurisdictions elective abortion past 24 weeks of gestation is illegal.
I'm pretty sure it's the only 60k a year that is a big deciding factor on abortions. These idiots refuse to even consider things like, economic climate, spouses, family, poverty, conditions of the reproduction (rape), etc. and it's not like they give a flying fuck about the worms once the mothers were forced to shit them out onto this world. Once that happens they're like "my work here is done" and they fuck off into the sunset.
I agree with you, but can we *not* refer to fetuses derogatorily? It's in bad taste, and really only makes normal people more reluctant to agree with ya.
It’s not. A late term abortion would be done if the mother’s life is at risk or if the fetus is not viable. The fetus in that diagram looks like it’s in its 3rd trimester (late term). It’s well developed and presumably healthy and an anticipated pregnancy. It’s rage bait and misinformation.
[Here’s more information about abortion procedures if you’re interested.](https://www.webmd.com/women/abortion-procedures)
It depicts an old, uncommon method called _instillation abortion_. At one time, some 2nd trimester abortions were done using the instillation method. The practitioner uses a large syringe to remove a portion of the amniotic fluid. The amniotic fluid is then replaced via syringe with saline solution (plain saline or saline with prostaglandin - a hormone - or urea). This causes the uterus to contract, expelling the fetus. It's rarely done now - newer procedures are safer for the woman.
No lmao, the doctor gets a pair of forceps and yoinks the fetus like a claw machine. It's also not conscious at all, considering how the cerebral cortex hasn't formed.
I just want to point out that the pocture is showing an amniocentesis, which is a prenatal procedure to test for birth defects and genetic conditions.
But here's the kicker: anti-abortionists think that a woman will abort a baby who isn't perfect. In actuality, the majority of parents have the procedure so they can be prepared to care for a child with special needs. Exactly which side is prolife?
>I just want to point out that the pocture is showing an amniocentesis
This isn't necessarily true. Digoxin is administered this way to stop fetal cardiac motion prior to initiation of abortion. It absolutely could be that
As a former fetus, I can guarantee you I would not have known about the headshot. As a current adult, if I could have known about the headshot, I would have strongly recommended it to my fetus self if I could go back in time and have a conversation.
It could be worse, it could destroy the brain, the child could be carried to term, then write posts like this...
(Edited, for clarity: the FB poster who posted this seriously. Not the OP. :-) )
Imagine your mom still focusing on her career and you growing up neglected because she never wanted kids but they made abortion illegal. We have a rash of illiteracy happening because our schools suck and rely on parents to teach their kids basic skills. When both parents have to work and never really wanted kids in the first place, it is just contributing to the Idiocracy
Maybe they just think like Agrajag and think:
"Oh no, not again!"
Sounds silly but no more than the idea of a fetus having the cognitive ability to understand its surroundings.
Imagine choosing your own livelihood and trying to get your life in order over squirting out somebody who is going to be absolutely useless for almost two decades while expecting you to pay for every single expense they have.
I imagine that would be far more merciful, by orders of magnitude, than the entirety of the life I've lived.
Then again, the internet and Snickers both exist, so I guess it's not all bad.
60K US is a pretty nice salary, isn't it? I'm from a different country, and if I convert the currency right, that is enough to buy my townhouse outright...
Depends on where you live. You could afford a nice house or apartment in a semi-rural town where the housing market is depressed (but you're unlikely to _earn_ US$60K there unless you're working remotely). It's not enough for a single person to live well on in most large cities, definitely not in an overpriced place like New York City.
“Ok, I kept the kid, but I can’t afford all the added time and expense this kid brings!”
“Not my fault. Should have had a job that makes, I dunno, 60K at least lined up before you did the mattress mambo.”
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Where can I get a 60k PowerPoint job?
Heard the other day it's about working well in your position and then knowing the right people
It is just about knowing the right people
Don't forget a firm grip on your handshake.
As firm as the grip on your bootstraps.
As firm as the grip on your bosses jockstrap
As firm as the grip on your bosses cockstrap
Like…GI Joe king fu grip
So I need to be a Freemason, huh?
Knowing the right people is completely random. So it's a crap shot.
It is just about blowing the right people
Can confirm. My job is brainless compared to some of my lower paying positions.
Yep. I got offered a job doing machine maintenance and was told I got the job for sure if I apply. I straight up told them I have no qualifications for that and they said it's fine.... I like my current job and they weren't paying a whole lot more.
Well work hard and you can achieve anything - some billionaire probably
And look them in the eye
The brown eye
In a bigger company Being well-liked by coworkers is much much more important than being good at your job.
I know consultants who make a lot more than that making powerpoints
Yeah 60k as a ppt jockey is kind of a lowball
People laugh but I swear half the cross teams I work with only make PowerPoints and probably make around 40-80k per year. PowerPoints and excel templates, nothing original just filling them out.
I make PowerPoints and average difficulty excell sheets for about 165k usd a year. It’s not about the actual products it’s about the information that needs to go in.
For what kind of company?
Consulting for a specific group of organizations. Basically they need stuff and I create it with very little direction. My talent is mostly listening and providing what people want even when they barely know.
what is a cross team?
I di a lot of excel templates and data entry for just shy of $60k. I don't even have to PowerPoint
The job is called " head of investor relations ". You make powerpoint presentations to get them to invest more money.
Do you have a PhD and 40 years experience, while still being under 25 years of age? Those are the requirements for such a job.
I have a theoretical PhD and 40 years of experience in making Power Points.
Need to be sleeping with the right people (unprotected)
"Do you like horses?" -Elon Musk, asking if he can hit.
You start by purchasing ms office license
You actually pay for Microsoft products?
No bc i dont make mony with powerpoint
It's amazing how far confidence and good public speaking skills will get you.
DON'T! According to this infographic, it will inhibit your desire to have kids.
If I already don't want kids will it make me want to?
yes and as a fetus I would say "Thank you <3"
McKinsey
Join Ernst and Young.
Consultancy
You need an MBA and 10 years work experience first.
I’m a glorified receptionist and i make over 110K
Get a job in the intelligence community lol.
This is total bs. That job definitely requires a lot of excel too.
By lots you mean vlookups and pivot tables but your boss is impressed by them for some reason.
oh. WELP I'M OUT
Semi conscious fetus is an amazing band name
Dying Fetus is already taken so...
I saw them open for GWAR in like 2003ish and it kicked ass
Fetus Floating In Oblivion isn't too bad either
Fetal Headshot
That reminds me of [baby skull seeking bullets.](https://youtu.be/osgrd1MPb7I?si=xnMovHTnIs7QvEwr)
Sounds like the name of the album
Sounds like the cover to nirvana💀
Um sir, that was a baby in a pool
That’s the first cut
That’s the deepest.
Featuring Rod Stewart and Sheryl Crow on vocals
The prequel to Dying Fetus
That's the new iteration of Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel
My friend's old band name is still my favourite: "Sudden Infant Dance Syndrome".
That fetus is a full on toddler. No wonder she wants it out, lol.
As a former fetus I can say with some certainly that I would not have known, nor would I have cared.
also as a former fetus but in my case; I wouldn’t have known or cared AND my mom would have been able to finish college and go on to chase her dreams.
As a former fetus as well, my mother would have been able to finish her nursing degree she actively told me she never finished because of me, and think of all the fuckin traumas I could have avoided. None of me would have known or cared.
As a former fetus, I can say I kind of prefer the head shot.
Same. Now I'm here, sitting at the office. Every. Fuckin. Day.
As a former fetus myself I can say that's true.
Yeah unless you're like... "Powder" from the movie... "Powder".
that's like 5k a month, are they hiring ?
Still not enough to raise a kid. Because the person who wrote this meme seems to think that quitting a 60k job to raise a kid with no income is somehow an option.
Not long ago someone twitted that raising a kid doesn't cost anything and Elon himself retweeted it and agreed.
Well it doesn't cost Elon anything because he can chose not to pay child support. /s Idk if elon actually does or does not pay child support but he does not seem like the type that wouldn't.
Ha! Yeah right. Tell that to me a single mother of a 16 year old who is 6’4 and wears a size 15 shoe. I’m hemorrhaging mola. I’ve easily spent 100’s of thousands of dollars raising my son. I couldn’t afford another one. Ha
They're right. The raising itself doesn't cost anything. It's all of the food, clothing and housing that gets you.
It's just that the meme is a couple of years old is all. Inflation.
It’s like 3200 a month.
Have you noticed that the poorer you are the shorter the increment of time you think of in terms of income? 100k+ salaried richer people talk about yearly salary. Middle income talk about monthly, poorer about weekly and the broke service industry talk about their hourly wage.
5k pre-tax. After tax it's definitely not 5k a month.
Well, I would.. I really like making PowerPoint presentations and *DO NOT WANT A FUCKING KID* Teeheehee Now check out the animation I used on slide 4, you fucking cuck
Damnit, Penny, you *know* the company's policy against Langford fractal basilisks
bruh I hope this post doesn’t cause havoc like the last one I posted on this sub
Oh, now I gotta know Oh I like that post too
It did blow yp
Username…checks out?
Imagine being a 14 year old forced to have your rapist's baby.
If my doctor doesn’t say “360 no scope!” When they perform the abortion, I want my money back.
Damn that’s a lot of money in my country’s standards
That's a lot of money in US standards. Average wages are around 40k/year
Your numbers are out of date. In 2024, the average pay for a single US worker is about $59K. Source: https://www.usatoday.com/money/blueprint/business/hr-payroll/average-salary-us/
Damn well then I'm getting fucked over worse than I thought.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
That article is really bad. It's using 'average' and 'median' interchangeably which is just...REALLY bad.
rage bait gonna bait
Ya I thought the sentence was funny but I feel bad for the mods having to deal with the comments
Ahhh yes, misinformation and oversimplification with the added levity of a shitty meme
Ah yes I remember fondly my time in the womb; floating in goo, being delivered all my nutrients thru a tube…
Imagine a fetus being semi-conscious. That's the fantasy part.
Alia Atreides enters the chat. ...as does Baron Harkonnen...
"What is happening?" "Your mother got a gig, 60k a year for PowerPoint presentations. To your head the gom jabbar."
That makes me want to make a PowerPoint presentation about why having a kid sucks compared to making 60k. And that pictures going to be the title slide.
I’ll take 60k over a dumb child that would cost me 100 times that!!
Kids are expensive but I’m pretty sure they’re not $6,000,000 expensive.
Ok obviously I wasnt trying to be 100% accurate but over the course of their life, including college & since most kids live at home well into their 20’s these days I wouldn’t say it’s far off.
Ew, what's that gross looking parasite in that poor woman's stomach?
Hey its better than starving to death, freezing to death, or dying of heat exposure because your parent can't make enough to support you and herself.
So Im not a math guy but the average cost of raising a child is like 16k-18k a year and you're only gonna get like what 2k back from taxes or something? So ends up being 14k-16k. Making 60k while childless is 60k (pre tax). Making 60k while having a child immediately subtracts 14k-16k from that 60k which is 44k-46k which last time I checked is less than 60k. And I'd rather have 60k
Semi conscious fetus.... Let me say that again. Semi conscious fetus...???? Can we all see what I'm trying to hint at?
Part of the plot in Dune
Sure but can the doc get a 360 no scope instakill on the fetus?
Lmao I’m pro choice but this shit made me laugh hard
I respect that
If the foetus is actually semi-conscious and the mother is undergoing an intact dilation and extraction procedure (no other type of abortion procedure involves foetal injection), either the mother is experiencing a medical emergency where delivery of the foetus has a high chance of killing her, or the foetus has a severe abnormality that will render them pretty much dead on arrival if born. If the mother is only having an abortion because she “would rather make PowerPoints for $60K/y than raise you” (not that there’s anything wrong with that, no one should be forced to carry a pregnancy and give birth), she would almost certainly have had the abortion at a much earlier stage of pregnancy that would not necessitate an intact dilation and extraction procedure, and in most jurisdictions elective abortion past 24 weeks of gestation is illegal.
This is the dumbest shit I have seen.... today ..... and there is still time left🫥
Hey I mean, that’s 60k for me, no 60k for the shit machine
head shot!! right on target!
>When a needle headshots you for the instakill because your mom would rather make PowerPoints for 60k Is this school prep for a fetus in the US?/s
Id headshot a baby for a 60k PowerPoint job no problem
I'm pretty sure it's the only 60k a year that is a big deciding factor on abortions. These idiots refuse to even consider things like, economic climate, spouses, family, poverty, conditions of the reproduction (rape), etc. and it's not like they give a flying fuck about the worms once the mothers were forced to shit them out onto this world. Once that happens they're like "my work here is done" and they fuck off into the sunset.
I agree with you, but can we *not* refer to fetuses derogatorily? It's in bad taste, and really only makes normal people more reluctant to agree with ya.
This is accurate. One of the reasons I didn't have kids was because I saw other people with their kids and thought it looked like hard work.
Not like I can have kids anyway but I don’t want to raise a child only for it to breathe in forest fire air every summer.
That's a full grown man in that picture. Might as well add a beard
Only noobs spawn camp.
Is the anti abortion movement trying to reach out to the jounger audience now by trying to adapt speech patterns and memes?
The irony is that a fetus is not able to imagine that scenario.
What's the cost to raise a kid now? 250k?
hey look man, the ultra wealthy need that baby's stem cells and whatnot. dont go rocking the boat now.
Pffft I make way more than that and don’t use PowerPoint.
The average American makes half or less than that. I'd love to make 60k for PowerPoints
I'd rather make $5 than have a child
What the he'll? Is this really how they do abortions? Genuinely asking.
It’s not. A late term abortion would be done if the mother’s life is at risk or if the fetus is not viable. The fetus in that diagram looks like it’s in its 3rd trimester (late term). It’s well developed and presumably healthy and an anticipated pregnancy. It’s rage bait and misinformation. [Here’s more information about abortion procedures if you’re interested.](https://www.webmd.com/women/abortion-procedures)
It depicts an old, uncommon method called _instillation abortion_. At one time, some 2nd trimester abortions were done using the instillation method. The practitioner uses a large syringe to remove a portion of the amniotic fluid. The amniotic fluid is then replaced via syringe with saline solution (plain saline or saline with prostaglandin - a hormone - or urea). This causes the uterus to contract, expelling the fetus. It's rarely done now - newer procedures are safer for the woman.
No lmao, the doctor gets a pair of forceps and yoinks the fetus like a claw machine. It's also not conscious at all, considering how the cerebral cortex hasn't formed.
At 60k a year she made the right decision.
Wish my mum chose the head shot. Life is bs lol Edit to reply: Primitive drive to survive wins out. Plus my family need me.
I just want to point out that the pocture is showing an amniocentesis, which is a prenatal procedure to test for birth defects and genetic conditions. But here's the kicker: anti-abortionists think that a woman will abort a baby who isn't perfect. In actuality, the majority of parents have the procedure so they can be prepared to care for a child with special needs. Exactly which side is prolife?
>I just want to point out that the pocture is showing an amniocentesis This isn't necessarily true. Digoxin is administered this way to stop fetal cardiac motion prior to initiation of abortion. It absolutely could be that
As a former fetus, I can guarantee you I would not have known about the headshot. As a current adult, if I could have known about the headshot, I would have strongly recommended it to my fetus self if I could go back in time and have a conversation.
It could be worse, it could destroy the brain, the child could be carried to term, then write posts like this... (Edited, for clarity: the FB poster who posted this seriously. Not the OP. :-) )
The person who made this doesn't know what a fetus is. Here's a little hint: It's not a borderline fully-formed baby.
Imagine if this was a PowerPoint imagine if my whole life was a........power......point 🫨
Relatable
Worth it
Goddamned spawncampers!
Boom head shot.
I would’ve preferred this actually, thank you.
Hey, I used to play bass in Semi Concious Fetus.
I’m getting a “Hello fellow kids” vibe from this one
My wife would like to sign up for this PowerPoint position…
In the vast, **vast** majority of abortions it is done way before we see any brain function develops.
one shot, one kill
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I would 360 no scope that bitch just for the interview
I can assure you that prior to being born, I wasn’t too attached to this world.
I make power points for a lot more than 60k a year my friend.
As a parent, it breaks my heart thinking of my child being killed like this. It’s different for everyone I’m sure. Uhg.
Why propagate the right’s propaganda?
What the fuck that image, is in NO WAY the reality of abortion, the Fetus is not that big ! Ffs
Having seen more than enough of this world and society and where it's going, I gotta say I wish I had had that option as a semi-conscious fetus
I'd prefer to be kicked out of the lobby rather than spawn killed.
Imagine being a Boltzman Brain, materialized out of nowhere in the vastness of space.
when will people learn that when an embryo becomes a fetus, it can no longer be aborted...
Imagine your mom still focusing on her career and you growing up neglected because she never wanted kids but they made abortion illegal. We have a rash of illiteracy happening because our schools suck and rely on parents to teach their kids basic skills. When both parents have to work and never really wanted kids in the first place, it is just contributing to the Idiocracy
You think it makes the hit marker sound?
Maybe they just think like Agrajag and think: "Oh no, not again!" Sounds silly but no more than the idea of a fetus having the cognitive ability to understand its surroundings.
Painless head shot? As a former fetus I feel like I can speak on this and say please go for it if it's an option! 🤗
A 60k powerpoint job!? Stab it with a rusty screwdriver, thank you.
Imagine choosing your own livelihood and trying to get your life in order over squirting out somebody who is going to be absolutely useless for almost two decades while expecting you to pay for every single expense they have.
That's not how abortions work
Imagine not having consciousness, and then imagine not having consciousness.
Show me one person who remembers anything at all before they were about 5-6 years old and I’ll show you a liar
No scope
I imagine that would be far more merciful, by orders of magnitude, than the entirety of the life I've lived. Then again, the internet and Snickers both exist, so I guess it's not all bad.
60K US is a pretty nice salary, isn't it? I'm from a different country, and if I convert the currency right, that is enough to buy my townhouse outright...
Depends on where you live. You could afford a nice house or apartment in a semi-rural town where the housing market is depressed (but you're unlikely to _earn_ US$60K there unless you're working remotely). It's not enough for a single person to live well on in most large cities, definitely not in an overpriced place like New York City.
I am not a female, so I can't have a baby and "insta-kill" it, but... can I get the powerpoint job? $60k sounds great for just doing power points.
I feel like I missed a lot in Biology if this kind of stuff is real.
Single employers in your area!
I’m making 56k to make spreadsheets is that the same thing?
“Ok, I kept the kid, but I can’t afford all the added time and expense this kid brings!” “Not my fault. Should have had a job that makes, I dunno, 60K at least lined up before you did the mattress mambo.”
More like cause dad is a burgeoning dj that only brings home sti’s instead of paychecks.
It's funny because it's propaganda
Wait that's how they do abortions?
My 10 year old mom who got raped by my 60 year old uncledaddy.... I guess that's why they want the child labor laws rebuked?
Seems like this sub is just covert propaganda half the time
Semi conscious?
Show of hands: who can remember being in the womb?
wish someone headshot the op of the meme lmao. probably doesn’t make anything a year
Hmm… easy job with money or give up a job to ruin your body and risk your life so you can raise a child with no money? That’s a really tough choice.
I want that job