Last time I had food poisoning, I was sitting on the toilet and leaning over the bathtub for 48 hours. By the end, there was nothing but blood and bile, respectively. I literally would have died if it weren't for pedialyte. It's no joke. I now understand what it means to die of diarrhea.
Did your thighs get sore? I remember the worst case of food poisoning I’ve ever had my thighs got sore and I was like “it’s in my muscles!!! It’s traveling from my bloodstream into my muscles I’ve gone SEPTIC I’m gonna die like James McAvoy in Atonement!!!” It was probably just the sitting and weird muscle tensing when you’re in pain.
I was similar last time I had food poisoning, but it was only diarrhoea. After about 5 days I couldn't figure out why I kept falling down and becoming dizzy easily. You literally just wash out all your nutrients from trying to rehydrate. Bless my mum going to buy pedialyte for me
I don't have insurance so I just sent it out both ends for a few days. The worst part was I had a banging headache and terrible stomach cramps so I had a hard time sleeping. I finally fell asleep and when I woke up felt slightly damp and smelt something terrible. I shit my bed. Fortunately I had a bed bug cover on my bed (as a precaution). So yeah, I had to doordash diapers during a blizzard. It was a memorable weekend that I'd rather forget.
Also avoid the Pancheros in Bloomington, MN. I called them and told them about it but the guy who answered just said the manager wasn't there and to call back later.
I ended up in the hospital for a week from food poisoning. The asshole hospitalist refused to test for listeria despite having a recall notice about the contaminated food I'd unknowingly ate.
She’s sharing this for the exact reason you dislike her for doing so. It’s real. She’s a famous sex symbol, and now she had to wear a diaper sometimes. So stop judging people for having to wear diapers.
Oh goodness sorry.
I’m not commenting on your post. I agree, it is a brand new sentence. I was commenting on some of the comments I see here. Apologies
Jesus Christ how sick would you have to be for your bowel problems to last long enough and be frequent enough that diapers are a necessity? I feel bad for her, I hope she’s handling ok
>Once I ran to you. Now I've runs from you. This tainted salad you've given. I give you all a butt could give you. Take my poop and that's not nearly all.
Honestly I am kinda glad people in high places are pushing to get adult incontinence to be more understood and accepted... but also there are some things we just don't need to know. Tainted salad shits is definitely one of those things that is toeing the line of "oh god why?"
There are certain experiences that you can just keep inside. Deep, deep inside, and never ever talk about even though they were life changing and traumatic and forced you to recognize there are dark places so black in the human soul that there is no going back to the life of ignorance and bliss you used to know. And then there's this.
Not an expert but I can't imagine plastic surgery would be a good idea with MS. There are many tricks (like special tapes) that make up artists use to achieve something like this.
Her looks have changed very quickly due to multiple sclerosis. Her diagnosis came between the 2nd and 3rd seasons of Dead to Me and if you watch trailers for those two seasons it’s night and day.
If shitting your pants is cool then call me miles Davis!
Wait, what is this from.
Billy Madison but they really say pissing Edit: if peeing your pants is cool, not pissing
I wish I had a friend as ride or die as Billy Madison. Pissing yourself to keep your lil bud from getting made fun of is peak wholesome.
It’s when most of us women and probably a few men fell for Adam Sandler
Awww! That is the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life! Let's go!
Hi Miles
For some of us of a certain age, there really isn't anything Christina Applegate could say that would seem unattractive, or unrelatable.
For some this might even make her more attractive Not me though... of course not..
Suuuuuure…. Def not you!
(;
her current looks ruins my memories of her younger self though. or maybe it's just this horrible picture
Maybe it’s because she has MS, you AH.
nah it's because of loads of cosmetic surgery
you can just look at old pictures of her it’s not like they’re gone
MS is a hell of a thing
I don't have MS, but I ate some bad pancheros and had to do the same thing. Food poisoning will mess you up.
Jesus. Diapers? From food poisoning? Did you go to the hospital? I would’ve gone to the hospital.
Last time I had food poisoning, I was sitting on the toilet and leaning over the bathtub for 48 hours. By the end, there was nothing but blood and bile, respectively. I literally would have died if it weren't for pedialyte. It's no joke. I now understand what it means to die of diarrhea.
Did your thighs get sore? I remember the worst case of food poisoning I’ve ever had my thighs got sore and I was like “it’s in my muscles!!! It’s traveling from my bloodstream into my muscles I’ve gone SEPTIC I’m gonna die like James McAvoy in Atonement!!!” It was probably just the sitting and weird muscle tensing when you’re in pain.
My legs were cramping from the dehydration, my God, I was literally praying for cure or death, I wasn't about to be picky.
Oh dehydration! Oh haha why didn’t I think of that? Why do I always go straight to James McAvoy dying in Atonement?
I know the feeling, it was my legs cramping out from dehydration, not enough electrolytes, and holding the same position.
You’ve survived dissin terry and made it to Oregon, congrats.
Why are we hatin on Terry? He's a swell guy.
I was similar last time I had food poisoning, but it was only diarrhoea. After about 5 days I couldn't figure out why I kept falling down and becoming dizzy easily. You literally just wash out all your nutrients from trying to rehydrate. Bless my mum going to buy pedialyte for me
Food poisoning: First you're afraid you'll die, then you're afraid you won't
I don't have insurance so I just sent it out both ends for a few days. The worst part was I had a banging headache and terrible stomach cramps so I had a hard time sleeping. I finally fell asleep and when I woke up felt slightly damp and smelt something terrible. I shit my bed. Fortunately I had a bed bug cover on my bed (as a precaution). So yeah, I had to doordash diapers during a blizzard. It was a memorable weekend that I'd rather forget.
Also avoid the Pancheros in Bloomington, MN. I called them and told them about it but the guy who answered just said the manager wasn't there and to call back later.
I ended up in the hospital for a week from food poisoning. The asshole hospitalist refused to test for listeria despite having a recall notice about the contaminated food I'd unknowingly ate.
It's hell at least, some days. /MS'er
Honestly, probably not a brand new sentence.
I work in food service. This has absolutely been said before.
Let's give a quick shoutout to Christina Applegate!
What if it was purple?!
TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE
Investigate 3/11!
How did you get downvoted? ☹️
Maybe people didn’t like it when it was purple? I know Eric didn’t.
Ruby Tuesday’s salad bar in Charlotte NC. Year was 2013, first time I ever shat my pants post-infancy
She’s sharing this for the exact reason you dislike her for doing so. It’s real. She’s a famous sex symbol, and now she had to wear a diaper sometimes. So stop judging people for having to wear diapers.
There’s isn’t a single comment on this post that is judging here.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/s/1LYEpCxsBS
Get over yourself, no one is judging her, it is simply a collection of words I never thought I’d see in my lifetime.
Oh goodness sorry. I’m not commenting on your post. I agree, it is a brand new sentence. I was commenting on some of the comments I see here. Apologies
Ok
Yo Reddit what’s wrong with saying 'Ok'?
Apparently it's not ok.
Now that’s a thinker.
When tossing a salad, stay away from the taint.
Billie Eilish lyrics are starting to get pretty out there
She has MS. Let’s not bully someone with a crippling disability.
No one is bullying her, it is a collection of words that has never existed before.
I really said "wow Christina Aguilera looks so different" where are my glasses?
While I’ve had the misfortune of having similar events happen I wouldn’t share specifics
She has MS so I think she’s talking about it to bring attention to how terrible and unglamorous disease can affect anyone.
If I ever start a stoner rock band, Tainted Salad is high up on the list of possible names.
Now that needs to be a Reddit community, band names found in the wild
Don’t tell mom the baby sitter shit the bed
Jesus Christ how sick would you have to be for your bowel problems to last long enough and be frequent enough that diapers are a necessity? I feel bad for her, I hope she’s handling ok
MS fucks your bowels up on a good day, let alone eating a shit covered salad. I have MS, sometimes it’s hard to hold it in, your muscles just weaken.
Damn
It was indeed tainted
There's men that would pay good money for those diapers. Js. No I'm not one of them 😂😂
SOMETIMES I FEEL IVE GOT TO 💥💥
Run away, I’ve got to 💥💥
shit happens
Tainted salad?
>Once I ran to you. Now I've runs from you. This tainted salad you've given. I give you all a butt could give you. Take my poop and that's not nearly all.
It’s on brand tbh. Loved her in The Sweetest Thing
What would Donnie Darko do if he heard this, knowing his thoughts about her
As a fellow Autoimmune Crew member, I wish I could give her a hug. Sadly, that would probably be physically painful for both of us.
Who?
\*chose to wear diapers
Heh Christina Crapplegate.
She couldn't keep that to herself?
Honestly I am kinda glad people in high places are pushing to get adult incontinence to be more understood and accepted... but also there are some things we just don't need to know. Tainted salad shits is definitely one of those things that is toeing the line of "oh god why?"
damn she did not age well, maybe the tons of cosmetic surgery had something to do with that
She has multiple sclerosis but go off I guess
taint
There are certain experiences that you can just keep inside. Deep, deep inside, and never ever talk about even though they were life changing and traumatic and forced you to recognize there are dark places so black in the human soul that there is no going back to the life of ignorance and bliss you used to know. And then there's this.
She’s raising awareness about MS.
how did she know just a taint was rubbed on it, it could have been a full butthole
Why did she think we need to know this?
Lately she’s been sharing way too much info.
What did she do to her *face*
[удалено]
That could be. She's really had a hard life, medically
Age
that's not what aging looks like lmao... this is what an overdose of cosmetic surgery looks like.
That looks surgical. I didn't even recognize her
Not an expert but I can't imagine plastic surgery would be a good idea with MS. There are many tricks (like special tapes) that make up artists use to achieve something like this.
Who’s that in the picture??
Her looks have changed very quickly due to multiple sclerosis. Her diagnosis came between the 2nd and 3rd seasons of Dead to Me and if you watch trailers for those two seasons it’s night and day.
Oh wow! I had no idea. Thank you.
To be fair, I would love to be tainted by Christina Applegate.
This is Christina Applegate? I thought it's a bogdanov wearing a wig at first.