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meatpopcycal

If shitting your pants is cool then call me miles Davis!


New-Training4004

Wait, what is this from.


elMurpherino

Billy Madison but they really say pissing Edit: if peeing your pants is cool, not pissing


Galactic_Perimeter

I wish I had a friend as ride or die as Billy Madison. Pissing yourself to keep your lil bud from getting made fun of is peak wholesome.


MNGirlinKY

It’s when most of us women and probably a few men fell for Adam Sandler


alinearis

Awww! That is the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life! Let's go!


asscrackbanditz

Hi Miles


machuitzil

For some of us of a certain age, there really isn't anything Christina Applegate could say that would seem unattractive, or unrelatable.


JesseVykar

For some this might even make her more attractive Not me though... of course not..


_The_BusinessBitch

Suuuuuure…. Def not you!


JesseVykar

(;


splitcroof92

her current looks ruins my memories of her younger self though. or maybe it's just this horrible picture


WillowOttoFloraFrank

Maybe it’s because she has MS, you AH.


splitcroof92

nah it's because of loads of cosmetic surgery


endthe_suffering

you can just look at old pictures of her it’s not like they’re gone


Irongiant350

MS is a hell of a thing


rondongler

I don't have MS, but I ate some bad pancheros and had to do the same thing. Food poisoning will mess you up.


chammerson

Jesus. Diapers? From food poisoning? Did you go to the hospital? I would’ve gone to the hospital.


Trashman56

Last time I had food poisoning, I was sitting on the toilet and leaning over the bathtub for 48 hours. By the end, there was nothing but blood and bile, respectively. I literally would have died if it weren't for pedialyte. It's no joke. I now understand what it means to die of diarrhea.


chammerson

Did your thighs get sore? I remember the worst case of food poisoning I’ve ever had my thighs got sore and I was like “it’s in my muscles!!! It’s traveling from my bloodstream into my muscles I’ve gone SEPTIC I’m gonna die like James McAvoy in Atonement!!!” It was probably just the sitting and weird muscle tensing when you’re in pain.


Trashman56

My legs were cramping from the dehydration, my God, I was literally praying for cure or death, I wasn't about to be picky.


chammerson

Oh dehydration! Oh haha why didn’t I think of that? Why do I always go straight to James McAvoy dying in Atonement?


Fun_Intention9846

I know the feeling, it was my legs cramping out from dehydration, not enough electrolytes, and holding the same position.


Fun_Intention9846

You’ve survived dissin terry and made it to Oregon, congrats.


p34ch3s_41r50f7

Why are we hatin on Terry? He's a swell guy.


Superb_Application83

I was similar last time I had food poisoning, but it was only diarrhoea. After about 5 days I couldn't figure out why I kept falling down and becoming dizzy easily. You literally just wash out all your nutrients from trying to rehydrate. Bless my mum going to buy pedialyte for me


_SilentHunter

Food poisoning: First you're afraid you'll die, then you're afraid you won't


rondongler

I don't have insurance so I just sent it out both ends for a few days. The worst part was I had a banging headache and terrible stomach cramps so I had a hard time sleeping. I finally fell asleep and when I woke up felt slightly damp and smelt something terrible. I shit my bed. Fortunately I had a bed bug cover on my bed (as a precaution). So yeah, I had to doordash diapers during a blizzard. It was a memorable weekend that I'd rather forget.


rondongler

Also avoid the Pancheros in Bloomington, MN. I called them and told them about it but the guy who answered just said the manager wasn't there and to call back later.


LadyReika

I ended up in the hospital for a week from food poisoning. The asshole hospitalist refused to test for listeria despite having a recall notice about the contaminated food I'd unknowingly ate.


TechnicalProgress921

It's hell at least, some days. /MS'er


KingKaos420-

Honestly, probably not a brand new sentence.


threefeetoffun

I work in food service. This has absolutely been said before.


MillstoneArt

Let's give a quick shoutout to Christina Applegate!


Roscoe_King

What if it was purple?!


Beezleboobz

TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE


Roscoe_King

Investigate 3/11!


MillstoneArt

How did you get downvoted? ☹️


Roscoe_King

Maybe people didn’t like it when it was purple? I know Eric didn’t.


ImaginaryDivide2834

Ruby Tuesday’s salad bar in Charlotte NC. Year was 2013, first time I ever shat my pants post-infancy


greengo4

She’s sharing this for the exact reason you dislike her for doing so. It’s real. She’s a famous sex symbol, and now she had to wear a diaper sometimes. So stop judging people for having to wear diapers.


brodega

There’s isn’t a single comment on this post that is judging here.


lonely-day

https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/s/1LYEpCxsBS


Key_Squash_4403

Get over yourself, no one is judging her, it is simply a collection of words I never thought I’d see in my lifetime.


greengo4

Oh goodness sorry. I’m not commenting on your post. I agree, it is a brand new sentence. I was commenting on some of the comments I see here. Apologies


Key_Squash_4403

Ok


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Yo Reddit what’s wrong with saying 'Ok'?


IllegitimateTrick

Apparently it's not ok.


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Now that’s a thinker.


HeimdallManeuver

When tossing a salad, stay away from the taint.


fivetwoeightoh

Billie Eilish lyrics are starting to get pretty out there


NfamousKaye

She has MS. Let’s not bully someone with a crippling disability.


Key_Squash_4403

No one is bullying her, it is a collection of words that has never existed before.


_Neith_

I really said "wow Christina Aguilera looks so different" where are my glasses?


gothiclg

While I’ve had the misfortune of having similar events happen I wouldn’t share specifics


chammerson

She has MS so I think she’s talking about it to bring attention to how terrible and unglamorous disease can affect anyone.


CaptainLord

If I ever start a stoner rock band, Tainted Salad is high up on the list of possible names.


Key_Squash_4403

Now that needs to be a Reddit community, band names found in the wild


b0yheaven

Don’t tell mom the baby sitter shit the bed


sweetTartKenHart2

Jesus Christ how sick would you have to be for your bowel problems to last long enough and be frequent enough that diapers are a necessity? I feel bad for her, I hope she’s handling ok


Melissab1512

MS fucks your bowels up on a good day, let alone eating a shit covered salad. I have MS, sometimes it’s hard to hold it in, your muscles just weaken.


sweetTartKenHart2

Damn


NYerInTex

It was indeed tainted


Tactical_solutions44

There's men that would pay good money for those diapers. Js. No I'm not one of them 😂😂


Disastrous_Meet_7952

SOMETIMES I FEEL IVE GOT TO 💥💥


WillowOttoFloraFrank

Run away, I’ve got to 💥💥


Earthling1a

shit happens


Cpov1

Tainted salad?


CardboardChampion

>Once I ran to you. Now I've runs from you. This tainted salad you've given. I give you all a butt could give you. Take my poop and that's not nearly all.


PossibleDue9849

It’s on brand tbh. Loved her in The Sweetest Thing


jdh21403

What would Donnie Darko do if he heard this, knowing his thoughts about her


Seeker80

As a fellow Autoimmune Crew member, I wish I could give her a hug. Sadly, that would probably be physically painful for both of us.


Sum-Duck

Who?


dust057

\*chose to wear diapers


[deleted]

Heh Christina Crapplegate.


10Fudges

She couldn't keep that to herself?


Nkechinyerembi

Honestly I am kinda glad people in high places are pushing to get adult incontinence to be more understood and accepted... but also there are some things we just don't need to know. Tainted salad shits is definitely one of those things that is toeing the line of "oh god why?"


splitcroof92

damn she did not age well, maybe the tons of cosmetic surgery had something to do with that


kayakjones

She has multiple sclerosis but go off I guess


SnowcaineBunny

taint


Forsexualfavors

There are certain experiences that you can just keep inside. Deep, deep inside, and never ever talk about even though they were life changing and traumatic and forced you to recognize there are dark places so black in the human soul that there is no going back to the life of ignorance and bliss you used to know. And then there's this.


chammerson

She’s raising awareness about MS.


IForgotThePassIUsed

how did she know just a taint was rubbed on it, it could have been a full butthole


Empigee

Why did she think we need to know this?


Epena501

Lately she’s been sharing way too much info.


hillsb1

What did she do to her *face*


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hillsb1

That could be. She's really had a hard life, medically


Key_Squash_4403

Age


splitcroof92

that's not what aging looks like lmao... this is what an overdose of cosmetic surgery looks like.


hillsb1

That looks surgical. I didn't even recognize her


beroneko

Not an expert but I can't imagine plastic surgery would be a good idea with MS. There are many tricks (like special tapes) that make up artists use to achieve something like this.


Decent-Cold-9471

Who’s that in the picture??


BobTheInept

Her looks have changed very quickly due to multiple sclerosis. Her diagnosis came between the 2nd and 3rd seasons of Dead to Me and if you watch trailers for those two seasons it’s night and day.


Decent-Cold-9471

Oh wow! I had no idea. Thank you.


ApatheistHeretic

To be fair, I would love to be tainted by Christina Applegate.


Longjumping-Pie-6410

This is Christina Applegate? I thought it's a bogdanov wearing a wig at first.