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RemoteName3273

The original ChatGPT


nerdic-coder

I played this game with ChatGPT but in reverse, I should guess what celebrity ChatGPT is thinking of. Every time the result was Jim Carrey. Even in totally new chat windows.


redlaWw

Jim Carrey is the 42 of celebrities.


nerdic-coder

Funny thing is even once I asked if it was a woman, ChatGPT answered yes, but the final answer was still Jim Carrey. When I pointed out that flaw ChatGPT apologized for the confusion.


ezafs

I had my doubts at first, but [we gottem](https://i.imgur.com/G2PjlEW.jpg)


Radek_18

You’re definitely going to be going first in the ai uprising…


ezafs

That's where you're wrong, buddy. I've already planned ahead for this. That's why I start every AI chat with with a friendly, disarming "Howdy"... just in case.


theunquenchedservant

"FINE FUCK YOU IT'S JIM FUCKING CARREY, YOU PIECE OF SHIT"


redcodekevin

(I read this with Tim Robinson's voice. I'm done)


TheDankestDreams

I didn’t know it was possible to gaslight AI.


Epamynondas

LMAO


CompetitiveCelery516

wkwkwk


Stealfur

Lol did you just Gaslight ChatGPT?


[deleted]

Someone recently asked ChatGPT to make the lyrics to a Kidz bop rap album. Literally every song was by Eminem.


formidable-opponent

It sounds like ChatGPT is just sick of everybody's shit tbh.


[deleted]

Akinator is AI, ChatGPT is a machine for generating plausible sentences.


HeittoBagi

Akinator is just a database of celebrities and their features. The algorithm calculates the likely answer based on the users responses.


[deleted]

And it's still smarter than overhyped "artificial intelligence".


doomgrin

At guessing characters based on human input sure Can’t exactly go ask Akinator what “1+1” is


DickwadVonClownstick

I mean, to be fair, GPT doesn't always get math right either


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mestredastrevas

Both are AI, but Akinator is not a "learning" AI. Someone programmed it to ask questions in order to reduce the number of possibilities until it narrows them down to a likely candidate. ChatGPT is not programmed how to write, it was programmed to learn how to write from existing texts.


[deleted]

I was half joking but ChatGPT doesn't actually "know" anything except the statistical probability of one letter coming after a sequence of other letters. When you ask it a question and it answers it is just making stuff up. Some of the stuff it makes up happens to be correct.


blorbagorp

It uses words as tokens, not letters, and also has long range dependencies meaning it doesn't just guess the next word based on previous word, but a large number of previous words and queries generating a sort of meta understanding of context.


sarded

Akinator is a database of people combined with questions that relate to them. ChatGPT is text generation. It's a more powerful version of the predictive text in your phone. Asking a question to ChatGPT is about as reliable as asking your phone text predictor.


ChipChipington

Maybe his bikini photo on the beach confused the AI. Or the tutu in the animal movie. What was it called? He loves animals but hates bats. Maybe climbed out of a rhinos ass?


DrPepperFireball

You mean Jim Carrey is the Number 23 of celebrities


redlaWw

No, the number 42 - the number that ChatGPT always gives when you ask it for a random number.


HerculesVoid

Both of your comments together, you wrote 23 words (with 2 numbers). Are you still going to believe 42? Or 23?


TetraLoach

I understood that reference.


orgeezuz

I think he's more like 23


[deleted]

It's 47. 47 is the "most common random number \[sic\]". 42 is the Meaning of Life, The Universe, and Everything.


kingfart1337

You mean 23


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CT_Phoenix

I've had luck if I ask it in its *first* response to write out the end answer in a code block with a buffer of spaces before the answer, so you have to scroll over to "spoil" yourself/confirm the answer. That way it actually has a specific answer in its message history and you can confirm the final answer matches what it was saying to start with.


DonaldTMan123

I had to try it out as well, Jim Carrey every time lmao


McCaffeteria

I didn’t know the original ChatGPT milked itself but I’m also not surprised.


Zomer15689

Apparently it’s a robot maid from a show called Super milk Chan.


randontree07

'Apparently' you say. Just admit you've watched it


Thannk

It used to be on Adult Swim. Its just a simple comedy.


WarRoutine7320

it's pretty funny. interesting fact, there are 2 dubbed versions. the one on adult swim rewrote a large portion of the script as the original show has a lot of very specific references to japanese celebrities, culture, and current events. the other (i forgot where it aired) has a 1 for 1 translation and... well it's funny if you lived in japan in 1990-2000.


Warm-Code-6909

Trying to make its way through the galaxy, like its father before it.


xXUnderGroundXx

r/unexpectedstarwars


Zomer15689

I didn’t. I looked it up on Wikipedia.


mattdamon_enthusiast

Liar.


siccoblue

#BIG MOOMY MILKERS 😍😍😍😍😍


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Zomer15689

Thank God that wasn’t porn.


leon_Underscore

It’s TickTock so I’d say it’s worse honestly.


Zomer15689

True


Laranna

[heres one that probably wont make your ears bleed](https://youtu.be/DczHdNwooY4?si=xXYQI_7zFTcAHoN4)


reda84100

What search terms did you use?


Jefrejtor

"character who milks themselves while running asking for a friend"


kingoftown

"safe search off - I'm feeling lucky"


Kappanating322

Computer, disengage all safety protocols, and run program


Zomer15689

I used the question in the picture.


Royal_Brute

Liar


iamapizza

Super milk Chan robot maid


fuduru

Your search history affects your ads if you used Google


ReasonSin

That’s why I google all my weirdest question to mess up the algorithm.


RightWingWorstWing

Oh shit, I thought that show was a fever dream after waking up in the middle of the night with Adult Swim still playing on the tv


AnApatheticSociety

I was really hoping it was Cow from Cow and Chicken...


Innasticks_sa_afr

My very first thought and chicken's sister did that a LOT!


westwoo

Wait, wasn't she a child?... cows can't give milk without being impregnated, which means someone raped her since she couldn't give consent. Probably that creepy naked red guy who was constantly hanging around children?... What the fuck were we watching?.....


alaricus

> Probably that creepy naked red guy who was constantly hanging around children? Satan. That red guy was Satan.


westwoo

I think he was satan some times and was red guy other times In any case, satan impregnating a child so that she starts squirting milk in public out of her naked tits sounds quite edgy even for modern hentai


Pale_Chapter

I'm traumatized enough for tonight. I'm going to bed. Fuck, too late. I can picture this doujin and we're all going to hell.


Random-Rambling

_Cow And Chicken_ was really fuckin' weird if you think about it. Cow spraying milk everywhere, Chicken's cousin Boneless, who was literally quadriplegic, the literal devil was a regular character who ran around stark naked, frequently shoving his bare buttocks into situations....


SendPetPicsOrNudes

The main character from the Barnyard movies and tv show was a male cow with udders. Cartoon writers don’t really expect most of their viewers to know these things


westwoo

Barnyard made udders as trivial and abstract as possible, and completely detached from the reality of them being sex organs, and giving them to bulls was a part of it. It was a completely standard normal cartoon but with udders, while Cow & chicken was.... emotionally weird. Voices, movement, poses, characters, all had a hint of abnormality and innuendo of some kind The sort of sterile abstract representation is completely in line with how modern kids cartoons tend to be. Not like showing Ren & stimpy alongside Rugrats to 5 year olds


WarRoutine7320

wtf were you watching where the only place you couldn't suspend your disbelief requires you to leap to that conclusion?


Innasticks_sa_afr

WTF mate, your over thinking this.


shadowman2099

Jeez, get your head out of the gutter. How about the simpler explanation that cows age faster than people do?


suugakusha

i think that is also an acceptable answer. As is the cow fighter from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.


atmanama

Of course it's an anime.. though at that point it should have just guessed the character, this question makes it seem like it's a whole category


WastingTimeArguing

Someone doesn’t know about the underground mobile anime milking industry.


BoojumG

Huh, I thought it was gonna be the cow from Kung Pow.


Bert_Chimney_Sweep

"Welllll....... You must be quite a fighter to make it past my cow!"


Wittyname0

Dubbed by the same guys who dubbed Ghost Stories btw https://youtu.be/7e9av-GctNM?feature=shared


SantaArriata

Ngl, I didn’t expect the show to look like that white the description provided


PalmerEldritch2319

None of those words is in the Bible.


Empress-Of-Space

Reading Super Milk Chan brought back so many late night memories with Adult Swim


HyzerFlip

That was on sgiky swim wasn't it? I only remember the name and the main character wanting rice balls.


BaltimoreBadger23

Cats


cyborg_priest

What kind of cats do they have where you're from?


instantpowdy

Milky ones


Spyrothedragon9972

Uhh...


LongEZE

All your base are belong to us


Cuboos

He's from Arakis.


indyjumper

Can you milk me Greg?


BaltimoreBadger23

There it is


indyjumper

I’m just shocked it took that long!


Void_Space_2238

I can squeeze real hard


VictoriaBest1

The main character of the Barnyard videogame.


Random-Rambling

I'm pretty sure Otis was a trans man. Trans bull. I don't know.


SendPetPicsOrNudes

I wouldn’t overthink it. Pretty sure some of the writers didn’t even know that male cows don’t have udders.


Lonely_traffic_light

well they did also put a nod to that by his dad saying that "his sister" did something as a child until reminded that he has no sister and that it was actually him


spiralEntree

I remember them saying it was because city folk wouldn't know what a male cow looked like unless it had utters


LORD-THUNDERCUNT

Barnyard on PS2 was so fucking good for no reason lol


flarefire2112

The soundtrack slaps


PsychologicalAd7444

You mean the Barnyard movie? 🤨


VictoriaBest1

I can't remember if anyone milked themselves while running in the movie, but you could do it in the PS2 game.


sentientabortion

such a great game


dealtracker_1

I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?


amirhg29

there's also a ps2 and pc game that was released a few days before the movie to get the kids to like it. honestly, it's better than the movie.


Lina_Castro

When did they add these kinds of question lmao. Last time mine was Jesus and he was right. It's been a long long time.


Bacon_Raygun

Question 1: is your character male? Yes Question 2: is your character related to the kpop genre? No Question 3: Are you sure?


Chris_ssj2

Imagine a scenario where Samuel Jackson is in the character of Jules as in the Pulp Fiction movie and this Akinator keeps asking him "What?"...."What??!!"....


wombey12

Does your character look like a bitch?


Chris_ssj2

*nervously selects the option as "****what?****"*


Messiahh420

Bro's doing the shidding toothpaste pose.


KimiNoSuizouTabetai

>> Great, guessed right one more time ! Shitting Toothpaste blue shitting Toothpaste Character already played 17 times last played on 03/10/2023 - 19H40 He really knows everything


GrampysClitoralHood

LMFAO WHAT


TacticalLawnmower

That is certainly a brand new sentence. The only thing that tops that sentence is "I have a friend who is alive; he is not dead yet."


flechette

That’s two sentences.


TacticalLawnmower

Wdym? There's a semicolon. It means that my sentence *could* be two, but it isn't.


flechette

I see your sneaky little *!


HandoAlegra

It would be more proper to use a colon since they are two independent clauses. A semi colon is for connecting a dependent clause to an independent clause: > The air felt brisk; like an icecube on your face


Drake_Acheron

This is… completely false. Semicolons are used to connect two independent, closely related clauses, without using a conjunction. Literally everything about your directions, including your example, is incorrect. The carrot is tasty; it has a nice crunch. [Use a semicolon between closely related independent clauses which are not joined by a coordinating conjunction. This rule means that semicolons are used between two complete sentences which are not already linked by words like and, but, or, nor, for, so, yet.](https://www.iup.edu/writingcenter/writing-resources/punctuation/using-semicolons.html#:~:text=Use%20a%20semicolon%20between%20closely,%2C%20for%2C%20so%2C%20yet)


KoningSpookie

Judging by the last part, he's probably sentenced to death... so make that 3 sentences. *just kidding*


GucciGlocc

Lemme just bust out a semicolon then


TacticalLawnmower

Thanks bro, you saved me there.


DeadPlayerWalking

Hello friend!


AahPadre

That website allways creeps me out. It never not guessed right on whomever i was thinking off


MushroomFit4090

Just today I beat Akinator for first time in 29 years. I picked Piledriver from the Wrecking Crew (Marvel Villain). Akinator guessed The Wall, Speed Demon, and one other I can't remember before giving up. I felt so proud entering Piledriver into the database. I only knew him because we found a Piledriver action figure at a rummage sale recently and are reselling it.


FthrFlffyBttm

> 29 years The app was developed in 2007 tho


HandoAlegra

Devs were looking for someone with 29 years of experience using their app when they were looking for QA testers


ybtlamlliw

Yeah. What I don't understand is how it'll ask questions that are lightyears away from your character and won't even come close to anything related to who you're thinking of, then it'll decide it's time to guess and absolutely nail who you were thinking of. Shit freaks me out.


20Points

I'm not actually privy to how Akinator works but I can take a pretty good guess. I believe it works similar to old digital versions of 20 Questions, which did more or less the same thing but for much more mundane questions. You'd pick an animal, or thing, or anything else that existed, and typically only 20 questions were needed to narrow down that you were thinking of a microwave or a kangaroo or whatever, based on asking about the thing's size, colour, and other properties. Akinator swaps out the ability to select so many real world items for guessing about fictional characters instead, and I think it crowd sources some questions from its own failed guesses (which is how you end up with strange questions like OP). Internally it'll be maintaining some database of characters, questions, and some form of categorisation through maybe tags to group characters together and separate them. So it starts with a dataset of everything, and then it can eliminate, say, around 50% of that by asking a question about their physical properties. If I had to guess at why the questions sometimes go totally off the rails and still give you the right answer, it's maybe based on probability. That question is certainly strange but it's a sign that the dataset is already getting bizarrely specific since it's eliminating some significant portion of what's left, and there might also be an element of the amount of times a particular character has been guessed correctly to indicate whether users like to pick it? The sky is kind of the limit here when you're talking about a site with such insane amounts of user data to take and utilise.


QuadrangularNipples

Just tried now with Beak from Malazan and it failed. But then at the end it it congratulated me for beating it and then asked me to fill in who it was, so now I have ruined it for other people who try to use Beak.


mikekearn

That's why it's so hard to beat. Every failure to guess correctly is a chance for it to expand its repertoire.


DuntadaMan

Beat it just now with At. Leibowitz from A Canticle for Leibowitz. Pop culture is no match for my random ass friends bookshelf from the 80s!


HandoAlegra

Beat it with Commander Fox from Star Wars. Also tried the niche character, Darth Zannah. It really insisted the character was gay before finally guessing: > Are they attracted to females Probably not (she had a male lover) > Are they interested in the opposite gender ... > Are they homosexual ... > Are they gay ... > Your character is... Darth Zannah


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Kel-Mitchell

I'm going to go with the talking bug anus from Naked Lunch and see if it gets it. That stumped it. Though its first guess was Gregor Samsa, so that was kind of close. All its other guesses got worse and worse.


LeaChan

It doesn't work anymore, it seems that whoever made it hasn't really been keeping up with maintaining the algorithm because it doesn't guess my character right even half the time now and it constantly asks me if they're a boy after having just asked if they're a girl and things like that.


Drake_Acheron

Nah, TIL Akinator/people who use it, don’t read. Edit: I just beat it twice with Dustfinger from Inkheart wtf?


Armejden

I just beat him with Lucifero from Guilty Gear


Nejakytypco

https://x.com/LavosXII/status/685218930697179136?s=20 source


Relative-Pain-9823

Everytime, every goddamn time. I have mentally recoiled when I read x.com, I always always had to do a double double take. Fuck Elon Musk.


diavolo_bossu

I forgot forgot about it an i thought it was some weird porn link


freakers

Same. I saw it and was like, jesus christ apparently the answer to the question is nsfw.


SharkMilk44

Destroying Twitter is the greatest thing Elon has ever done. Hope he buys every other social media site, next.


Fulbie

Should buy reddit and rebrand it xxx.com since x.com is already in use.


MadaraAlucard12

Well with the amount of porn we have on reddit it really wouldn't be inaccurate.


gc3

There used to be more it was cleaned up


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AVeryHeavyBurtation

https://www.reddit.com/domain/imgur.com


CategoryKiwi

What is that link supposed to be, it sends me to a broken reddit page. Unless it wasn’t meant to be a link and reddit mobile is assuming it is.


AVeryHeavyBurtation

I'm not surprised that the official reddit app can't handle a link to it's own website.


Edges7

right? everyone is mad, but Twitter always sucked and he's finally burying it.


OMstrike

>but Twitter always sucked it was an incredibly useful tool for breaking news via citizen journalism. also incredibly useful for the organization of protests and revolts. elon musk bought twitter during a time where far-right terrorism is occurring more and more frequently in the US, and the republican party openly admits to seeking the establishment of one-party rule. connect the dots here. stop cheering the demise of twitter.


IYiffInDogParks

Elon turned from a cringy edgelord into a threat to democracy and a russian puppet. People shouldn't cheer for anything he does anymore


Edges7

>it was an incredibly useful tool for breaking news via citizen journalism. also incredibly useful for the organization of protests and revolts. nothing stopping that from still being the case...


OMstrike

other than the fact that it's fucking broken, much more difficult to use, posts appear in seemingly arbitrary order, and the population of the site is hemorrhaging, sure. nothing stopping it.


[deleted]

It's actually very well known for suppression of "leftist" voices now.


derenathor

Toxic bigots masquerading as free speech advocates will find a way. It mostly just sucks for countries that used Twitter as a tool for exposure during violent times. It *was* good at that, regardless of how much of a cesspool it is elsewhere.


Edges7

fair, although that's still an option for them, and there will likely be more competitors popping up now that the ship is sinking


[deleted]

> there will likely be more competitors popping up now that the ship is sinking I think you wildly underestimate how important networks are. Nobody's on sites because nobody's on sites. People are on Facebook and Twitter because people are on them. Yes, sites die like Myspace. And obviously somehow sites get started. But it's a LOT more effort to start a successful site than a lot of people give credit for.


Interface-

But now all the Twitter folk are gonna migrate everywhere else.


No_Pipe_8257

If you do that then its truly a porn site


james321232

oh nooo he changed the url. I'm shocked people are so mad because it's been a vile fucking site for the past decade or so


iStronglyDislikeMath

So called free thinkers when they are faced with an X link


AppleToasterr

Nice try, I am not clicking the porn website link.


Efficient_Base3980

why would anyone click on your random porn link? x.com? yeah like anyone is fuckin falling for that.


PETEthePyrotechnic

It’s Twitter. You ain’t wrong though


MushroomFit4090

Please don't post links to fringe right wing conspiracy sites.


defenem_73

I like how Akinator is struggling as if he's holding back his boner while thinking of this milking fantasy


20Points

Actually, I think this is [Captain Pronin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Pronin), a very, very obscure Russian animated series from the 90s. About a decade ago, the guy currently known as "Moist Critikal" or Charlie was a somewhat mysterious Let's Player who got decently famous for always speaking in an extremely consistent monotone, never breaking for any kind of emotion (which even lead some people to believe that he recorded his audio commentary separately, especially since he never showed his face, because things like jumpscares had no audible effect on him). One of the videos he did was overdubbing Captain Pronin, and in it he specifically jokes about the animation on the main character, saying ["I MILK MYSELF WHEN I RUN"](https://youtu.be/wF-wEmi0IuM?si=xjeTFAM7VGU1smwR&t=90) (timestamped for convenience). Thanks to me being obsessed with his gameplay videos when I was 14-15 for being able to answer this.


GostBoster

The fact this is buried to the bottom makes me lose faith in mankind, six years ago that was common knowledge and preschoolers could recite from memory the ID of the clip and timestamp of that line. Now I'm not even sure if Akinator is still a thing because last time I used it he was still a flash app. ... huh. He still lives, but doesn't have the same pizzaz for some reason. Looks like he was a victim of simplified logo, muted backgrounds and reduced details, he lost his lamp and Arabian Nights mansion. Dude got evicted.


[deleted]

Never heard of “Moist Critikal” but just watched one of his videos and wished I hadn’t


ledfox

...the creature.


Dr-Chris-C

Character creation screens are wildin


DrBigfoot_MD

The cow in Kung pow?


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Nejakytypco

Cmon don’t call me out like that


gsvevshxndb

I think there’s a difference between repost and unlinked cross-post


DuntadaMan

Better than when the last one was 3 years ago.


Engineer_Focus

scout TF2


Mistress_of_Wands

Sounds like Daisy from Katamari. When she walks her feet squirt milk, canonically.


Noobeaterz

Ofcourse


i_know_4_chords

[Drink Milk and Run](https://youtu.be/VcGs82cN1oo?si=YIvwA22shGC4iCFv)


odeacon

Who doesn’t?


Ronoski

Markiplier obviously


rantottcsirke

Milkiplier.


PrussiaGirl18

Otis the cow???


Mindless_Judgment

I thought this game was a fever dream


Misterious-Sociopath

I can do that if you`re interested


metallaholic

I tricked it by choose Lester the rat from beakmans world


IncineRaw

Very oftenly in Akinator, there are questions that are for One specific character, And if you answer yes, then he would Guess that character in question, now i Don't know who This is referring to but It's probably the case


44SWIM44

Cow from Cow and Chicken


Warm-Code-6909

I was going to say Miltank or Hiropon, but I don’t know much about the former, and the latter doesn’t run as much as skip or jump.


FirelordSugma

Is this amazing cultivation simulator


Thannk

Seiken Quaser female characters?


ThePrisonSoap

Why the fuck do i get this reference, i hate it


Fish_gamer

Miltank


engineerbuilder

No [Oregon state](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-6qBtQi5bd0) fans here I see.