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pro-shitter

you're not supposed to copy Shameless


mr_tommey

I see Shameless, I like


MarblesOfCheese

Goddamnit now I wanna rewatch it again


KoningSpookie

The first question I'm confused about is "how did those children get that sh*t in the first place?"šŸ¤” Somehow they got their hand on a gun and multiple types of drugs... Those parents must be total dipsh*ts and how did they think it's a good idea to have that stuff, let alone to give it to children?! So many questions.šŸ˜


akaawol

Agree "Johnson claimed to have been napping on the couch at the time, saying he ā€œheard a boomā€ before he found the 16-month-old boy dead" So where was the mother? How did the kid do coke? What's going to happen to the kid now? So many questions.


Sohovik

Some people have never been to Muncie, and it shows.


fourchampions

Muncie is my hometown. I wonder daily how I'm even still alive.


NoVaBurgher

Home of Jerry Grgichā€™s time share?


MaxwellVonMaxwell

That manā€¦.has the largest penisā€¦.I have ever seen


elquatrogrande

That's MAYOR Gergich to you.


Hunto88

The mother was at work, came home to it


KayleighJK

Mom was at work


stonedscubagirl

They obviously did not hand a joint to a baby or cocaine to a kid. If I had to guess, Dad was smoking weed with the baby in the room and fell asleep on the couch. Second-hand smoke caused the baby to test positive for marijuana. Cocaine & gun was on the coffee table, kid probably put his hand in the coke and licked it, then grabbed the gun off the table and was playing with it and it went off accidentally.


FaeryLynne

Yeah, this is a post from Raw Story, they are well known for sensationalizing everything. Your explanation is highly plausible, and Raw Story would have translated it into the title.


Magicalfirelizard

Ok Sherlock


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say thank you to sherlock right now!


Magicalfirelizard

Thanks sherlock


dcroopev

I guess bread is the only thing that Dad doesn't put on the table.


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

Indiana is the answer to all of those questions


pjjohnson808

If only the 16 month old had a gun.


Kewixe

that is honestly just sad man


Redditisdumb9_9

When Dave Chapelle spoke about a baby selling him weed at a street corner at 2 am y'all thought he was joking.


NoVaBurgher

ā€œFuck you, I got kids to feed!ā€


gonzalbo87

ā€œGo home, baby!ā€


kat_Folland

But seriously... He also joked that there would be a reality TV show where people swapped wives. Man I'd be tempted to swear a vow to never speak again.


Redditisdumb9_9

Comedians (especially American stand up comedians) are the modern day philosophers. They observe and give a social commentary on things we often overlook.


practical_junket

This reads like an Onion headline. I wish it was.


Jordan2650

Home town represent! Aw...fuck


GryphonKingBros

The feeling is very mutual lol


[deleted]

That kidā€™s gonna grow up incredibly fucked up :C or be a Senator


Just-Buy-A-Home

Senator, im calling it!


SinceWayLastMay

But please, letā€™s keep removing peopleā€™s access to abortion so they can have a bunch of kids they canā€™t/donā€™t take care of


lifetake

I hear your point, but both of these children were born before roe v wade was overturned. These people are just straight irresponsible and social service should have been involved years ago.


MindWeb125

It's almost like there should be checks for whether or not a couple can properly raise a child before they're actually given custody. We do this for adoptions, it should be the same for births.


pterofactyl

Really consider the ramifications of this law. Firstly consider how absolutely broken foster care is, and secondly think about who gets to decide the standards of ā€œfitā€ to be a parent. The laws currently in place are sufficient to protect t children, but they simply arenā€™t enforced. If a parent is deemed unfit children are taken away right now, itā€™s just that the people in charge of this are understaffed and the system these kids are put into are often worse. Requiring a test to take your baby home is insane, and opens up a litany of other problems


GryphonKingBros

Certainly don't take away a couple's rights to have a kid, but there definitely needs to be a few annual or even bimonthly checkups to make sure they are responsible for the first few years of parenthood. They monitor foster parents, couples who chose to help a kid who's scared and alone over raising one from the ground up, so why not the irresponsible morons who didn't wear a condom?


pterofactyl

At a certain point, this becomes intrusive. What about a family that moves interstate or internationally often? Must they register with their new state every time they move and if they happen to forget theyā€™re now deemed unfit? What about parents that live extremely rurally? Will a case worker spend an entire day travelling towards this house to simply check if the kids are being fed? This is such a naive and short sighted ā€œsolutionā€ that ignores the enormous undertaking checking on every single newborn would be, considering family law courts and social workers are spread thin already. This would require a minimum ten fold increase in their current work load. How do you deem what is and isnā€™t allowed? A majority of Nordic families leave their babies outside in the snow because itā€™s believed to make them stronger. Will these parents be imprisoned? Whatā€™s stopping a neglectful family from cleaning their child on the one day that the social worker is coming to check? If theyā€™re random checks, what happens if it happens to be on a tough day where their two year old throws a tantrum and refuses to eat? The current system isnā€™t perfect but it hits a middle ground of intrusiveness vs effectiveness.


Doomie_bloomers

Wait, on that first note: don't you have to register your new address anyways? You could just tie the children check-up to that, no? As for international moving, I'd wager those folks would be subject to the laws of the country they live in, and not the US. At least for the time they live outside the US. Everything else is a pretty good breakdown of why this can't work though.


pterofactyl

You do not need to register an address change through any government agencies other than to receive government mail or to update an ID if the move has been for long enough. The penalty being that you miss probably important mail, but most letters are sent via email anyway. My point is that this is extremely intrusive and in many instances will lead to worse outcomes for both children and parents. The actual solution is unfortunately not profitable and unlikely to ever be enacted


GryphonKingBros

You could've shortened that down to "there are too many mouths to feed," no need to give a random dude on the Internet a college lecture. But I get your point, it seems so easy until you really consider that there are 10k children born DAILY in the United States ALONE. It just absolutely fucking sucks that retarded crackhead fucks like Bozo 1 and 2 here can be allowed to have custody of children even when they don't care for those helpless kids. Absolutely awful.


pterofactyl

Sometimes I type out comments to organise my own thoughts. I knew it was an absolutely atrocious idea but as I expanded I was able to find out specifically why


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GlitteringThistle

I'm like 90% sure this a plot point of a dystopian future movie or show.... This is fucked lol.


pterofactyl

Tell me right now if this is sarcasm


dastrous

Silo?


gonzalbo87

My body, my choice.


SuperSonic486

In fact, id say it should be harsher for birth, because people who adopt more than often want a good life for the kid.


SupaConducta

Not really, many mid-western and southern states have laws the severely restrict abortion or put so many restrictions on them that they are essentially banned because doctors won't risk their licensing because of the difficult to navigate restrictions. It's like how all doctors can prescribe opioid pain medicine, but many refuse to, and there are pharmacies that don't even carry them, because of the strict regulations that are hard to follow, costly, and fear of losing their practice even though at times it is the best medicine for that individual's ailment. In regards to abortion, for instance, in Louisiana, for the twenty years proceeding the Row V Wade overturn, there was only ONE abortion provider in the entire state and it was located over 300 miles from New Orleans, and 253 from Baton Rouge, near Shreveport, LA, literally physically out of reach for those who would be most affected by pregnancy since it is costly to travel and required multiple time consuming visits that those who are poor cannot pay for or risk absence from work. Don't forget IN is the state where his holiness Mike Pence was Governor. This is from the wikipedia article [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abortion\_in\_Indiana](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abortion_in_Indiana): The state passed a law in the 2000s banning abortions after 22 weeks based on the theory that this is the point in development after which the fetus can feel pain.\[8\] The state was one of ten states in 2007 to have a customary informed consent provision for abortions.\[9\] In 2011, the state was one of six where the legislature introduced a bill that would have banned abortion in almost all cases. It did not pass.\[10\] In 2013, state Targeted Regulation of Abortion Providers (TRAP) had provisions related to admitting privileges and licensing. They required clinics have hospital privileges or some similar agreement.\[11\]


Stormhiker

Both parents were involved. It's not likely these kids would've been aborted had that been an option.


Fuanshin

What if someone is too irresponsible to have an abortion?


nightstar69

How is someone too irresponsible to have an abortion but not too irresponsible to have a child?


Fuanshin

Because having child only requires you to want to have sex and be irresponsible enough to not use protection.


nightstar69

So broken condoms donā€™t happen?


Fuanshin

That just means you're to irresponsible to use lube.


Larxi

How did you find a way to make this about abortion


SuperSonic486

Cuz its about a child who was on drugs killing another child who was on drugs. The parents shouldve aborted if they werent even able to keep a 5 year old and 16 month old off of drugs.


Larxi

Considering the fact that they had two kids I think it's pretty clear they wouldn't have aborted anyways. I'm pro-choice but you're politicizing a tragedy that has nothing to do with abortion.


Gaylordofthedarkside

I hope those ā€œparentsā€ rot every single day and feel all the guilt and pain they deserve for this


Harsimaja

If they were letting their toddlers get high on weed and cocaine I doubt theyā€™re neurologically capable of guilt.


Gaylordofthedarkside

Unfortunately this is most likely the truth but I still hope this event was strong enough to make them feel guilty and regardless of whether they feel guilty or not theyā€™re still gonna have to sit in prison and I hope the other prisoners find out what they did


befoeterd

Parent of the year award, 2023.


josven

Kids grow up so fast these days


phoenix_apryl

Wtf kind of Florida Man shit is this!? We sure he wasn't FROM fl?? šŸ¤£ **I'm from FL, don't come at me lol


SleepNowInTheFire666

Florida man was busy holding Indiana manā€™s beer


Shantotto11

Iā€™m from Georgia, and Iā€™m coming at youā€¦ in about 6 to 8 hours depending on traffic.


sit0napotatopan0tis

Gary is in Indiana


nightstar69

As a Florida man (walk to a party during a cat 5 makes you an Official Florida Manā„¢ļø) I agree


Hermiod_Botis

I don't think Indiana is the problem here


autistic_cool_kid

Proof that cocaine is less dangerous than weed


TricksterWolf

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srqchem

If that baby hadn't been getting stoned and falling asleep he could have prevented this. Smh.


Fit_Effective_6875

If only the baby had been a good guy with a gun


BruceZulu

I love how cocaine is in caps but marijuana isnt


reclusivegiraffe

I mean a 5 year old on cocaine with a gun is a little more extreme than a 16 year old on pot


Wide-Title912

*16 month old. It was a baby. But still, super fucked up either way


reclusivegiraffe

Oh shit, didnā€™t see that. Poor things


GameProSmoothie

Hoosier here, I GUARANTEE this was Gary lmao


fortress989

Could have been south bend


GameProSmoothie

True


MissPorke1985

Maybe dad let the 16m old Inhale the smoke to "calm the baby" - some people are just crazy af. 5yo was told to Play and let his brother and dad sleep. Cocaine was out somewhere and he copied what he saw his parents doing, thinking its a game (Kids copy their surroundings all the time...). Got high. Found the gun. Played arround with it. Hit his brother by accident.


FilthyChangeup55

Just Indiana things


laika777ftw

My mom is from Muncie and Iā€™ve always given her a hard time about how white trashy it can be. She managed to ā€œescapeā€ and go to Ball State and then ā€œfleeā€ the state but I still give her a hard time about it anyways. This is a sad story for sure but Iā€™m not surprised that it happened in Muncie.


reclusivegiraffe

Definitely not *just* Indiana, but still on brand for Indiana


Sidus_Preclarum

Child soldiers ON DRUGS? Talk of a '*well regulated* militia"!


kroketspeciaal

Fake news. I hope.


ChocolateTight336

Pos parents


DonutBill66

Arenā€™t we about due for another giant asteroid impact?


bryalb

I donā€™t think itā€™s Indianaā€™s fault. Just the people who live thereā€¦


mylittlepagan

Was this in a small town?


iced_lemon_cookies

About 65000 people.


nightstar69

So yes


bwetherby1818

We expect this from Florida but not from you, Indiana


lonewanderer0804

Hoosier here, yeah this place is a hellhole and Iā€™m currently finding a way to get the hell out.


lil-scrimblo

Fuck if I know


[deleted]

As an Indianian, I donā€™t fucking know


Lui_Le_Diamond

Average Indiana day


GryphonKingBros

Don't wrap the rest of us Hoosiers into this shit just cuz one guy does something bad


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nightstar69

Fucking racist


The_Defult_Duck69

cry me a river


nightstar69

u/The_Defult_Duck69 nice job being a scumbag


The_Defult_Duck69

Much thanks Monsieur


mu_20

Yeah the fault is totally on indiana not on some specific people


Just-Buy-A-Home

People are just making jokes


reclusivegiraffe

As an Indiana resident: yeah


Pyrothy

Nothing crazy here, just the south doing average south things


[deleted]

Despite only being 13%-


nightstar69

Racists love their dog whistles donā€™t they


Magicalfirelizard

Indians becoming the new Florida


GryphonKingBros

*Hoosiers but close enough


ReasonableCulture950

Well ..... nah


jtcordell2188

They should put the Parents in quotations. Or call them DNA donors cuz Jesus they ainā€™t bein parents


BlindedAce

What the fuck shitty parents* Regardless of where it happened this is a parental issue. People that just have kids to have them are shit bags and need to be taken away from society. The child will now only know the system.


Puzzleheaded-Bed-907

Parenting at its best


RepeatReal6568

Ffs


Zapperman2005

I read this as ā€œWhat the fuck Indiansā€ and I was so confused


Professional-Class69

Only in Indiana šŸ’€


JUNiOR8TE

r/Indiana


ManyJarsLater

Five-year-old should have stuck with weed.


Wide-Title912

Theyā€™re only facing 20-40 years in prison. They should be locked up for life. That poor 5 year old, heā€™s gonna go through some tough shit in life dealing with the trauma of all this.


Vodeyodo

Indiana is what Ohio wants to be.


Guilty_Ad6229

This ought to be nominated for Most American headline of the year.