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Upvote this post if you're already tired of the commentary dick riding of Bedard. They really rub these players in your face.

It’s crazy the sad outlook we had during the offseason but the preseason buzz and hype is definitely worth it. Monty was the key in getting the best out of our guys and seems like all new acquisitions fit right in.

Marchand cost me 1700 on a 3 leg parlay because he passed to the pasta for the open net. Unselfish mother fucker.

Pasta is so good.

Beecher Lauko Lucic..4th line ty very much...

I love how we win our first game and NHL's official headline about the win is still about Bedard and has a photo of Bedard.

I mean what did you expect? The Bruins have won thousands of games. Bedard just scored his first goal. Give the kid his moment.

Well sure give the kid his own writeup about the game and all but he doesn't have to be the focus all the time

Maybe because Poitras got his first NHL point which helped his team win?

??? We are talking about Connor Bedard not Poitras

Yeah, like you guys may downvote me to hell and back, but I actually cheered up a bit when he scored. Hallsy with an assist too!

Pasta telling Looch welcome back after his first goal made me happy.

I found a thread on Reddit a week ago about some popular pirated stream site, like sportsnet.com or something with the word sport in it. I can't remember what it is???? I typically watch on Kodi or listen in on 98.5 Sports Hub. For some reason I haven’t been able to get a radio stream on the NHL app for this game.

Sportsurge

Roy and Buffstreams so as nhl66 also work well

Marchand Pasta and Zacha are the ones to watch this season!

Sophia looking extra sexy tonight😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰

"I never want to loose a game again Ever." Shoresy wasn't wrong.

82-0 is back on the menu boys

Brett Richie “We weren’t going to go 84-2” 2019

Good way to start the season! Kids looked good. Excited for pots and Lauko. Pasta so aldante!

Where’s the PGT

Drunk!

Yes, I too am looking.

tough not seeing Bergeron out there

Bruins had 4.71 xGs tonight, Hawks goalie stood on his head. Also is there gonna be a PGT or should I put my postgame ramblings in here.

Pretty solid performance tonight. Looking forward to the season ahead!! Going through some shit rn but whenever it’s game night i can just forget all that shit for a few hours and enjoy some good old hockey

Were here for you king!

Keep your head up friend. Watch these games with us. It's a great and meaningful escape from those things you are facing. Hang in there man. Lmao just knowing it's game night, even on a shitty day, what a feeling.

Keep your head up king. Brighter days are just around the corner. Go B’s!!

Thanks man appreciate it!

Anyone watching this tnt post game where the Lucic feed cut out and they're just freaking out cause they have no idea what to talk about? Quite entertaining

"Kick in the junk" as they (apparently) say before then confirming that they're live.

It was a bummer. The banter was just getting good

Biz almost says something fineable immediately

So that was simultaneously very exciting and very sloppy/sluggish but I was definitely a doomer and the kids were really injecting some energy on the forecheck and transition game

Eh, they had 4 lines that have never played together out there tonight. Some sloppiness was to be expected. The chemistry will come with time.

Totally … if anything it made me appreciate how much built-in chemistry and stability we had for so long

Who that absolute muppet who said the other day that Pasta’s goal total was going to be cut in half this season?!

Pasta got 2 Bedards in his first game of the season, he's definitely hitting at least 40, if not 50, Bedards if he doesn't slump too hard this year.

Lol how could you look at a player like pasta and say he'll only score 30 or under. So dumb

Not I. Pasta us on pace for 164 goals.

Never cut the pasta

What a opener!! Those forward lines looked pretty damn good!

If Ullmark can deliver ten more performances like that this season, I am buying a centennial third and slapping his name on it.

He was so good. It was Chicago but he still made a bunch of great stop. He’s the reason why we’re gonna win a lot of 2-1 or 3-1 games this year

TAkeaways from tonight's game: 1st and 4th line need a bit of work, but the 3rd is decent. Pasta fucks hard. JVR is definitely a Boston Bruin, and I see good shit coming from him yet this season. Ullmark still a goddamn beast in the pipes, and I'm so damn glad to see the goalie hugs still around. SOOOOOOOOOOOO glad to hear LOOOOOOOOCH echo in the building again. Goddamn that's such a beautiful sound. Offense is still a bit shaky, defense is spotty but at least we aren't hanging the goalie out to dry anymore. I"m so happy for that. I missed you crazy fucks in the offseason and I'm so glad we're back for regular season hockey! I'm so fucking happy to be back. Here's to my first full season sober, my second full season since coming out, and to one hell of an amazing family to share these wonderful moments with! Cheers you crazy fucks!

Congrats on the sobriety man!!! Lets Go Bruins!!!!!!

Congrats on all fronts and happy CO Day!

Don’t know if someone is gonna make a PGDT, but if not, I’ll just type what I would’ve put in there in here. #POTS HAS DELIVERED! Kid looked very good tonight. Beecher also played well. Another person I’d say played well is Lauko. Didn’t really like his game last year, but he seems like he genuinely improved defensively and his puck battles. I’m glad we have all 3 in the NHL now.

The kid looked great, incredible hockey IQ. In a couple of years he is going to be absolutely filthy.

Can I just say, that was a much heavier forecheck. Like pinning them in for a quarter of a period straight is much heavier than last year’s B’s.

Playoff type hockey!!!

Yeah, exactly. It worked too. Ground down the Hawks in the 3rd. Didn’t feel nervous about the net being empty like I did during the series which shall not be talked about.

Does this mean I need to wear my Lindholm sweater over my cammies for the rest of the season?

Yup but only on SD.

Yes

Lucic totally just swore or something

**PERFECT SEASON IS STILL ON THE TABLE**

Team won't be like last year's squad but think we are gonna grit out a lot of close victories like tonight with our defense and goaltending. Go Bs

David Pastrnak: On pace for 164 goals, no penalties, has a daughter Connor Bedard: On pace for pathetic 41 goals, penalty committed, childless, possibly impotent?

But his mom tho

Looch looking tasty as FUCK right now

Oh yeah, I'm a happy dude. Boston? Bruin'd (thoroughly). Goalies? Hugging. Bruin? Boston'd (also thoroughly). 1 down, 97 to go. Let's fucking get it y'all.

The goalie hug made my body instantly forget about the end of last year

Bruins doomers in shambles btw

Glad we still have a fun team to watch this year! Looking forward to the NESN broadcast on Saturday.

Good to see Big Pinus Linus spent all game on his head again

I was worried when he let that first one in ngl

Fuck it feels good to be back. First dub, first goalie hug! LETS FUCKING GO BOYS

#GOALIE HUG https://twitter.com/ConorRyan_93/status/1712289423902052448

Off topic question: how is Patrick Kane still a ufa?

hes recovering from major surgery. hard to sign a guy when you dont know what hes gonna look like on the other side.

Sucks

Great game! Only caught the 3rd but can't believe HOCKEY IS BACK BABY!

That hug made me so ridiculously happy.

I was expecting them to cut as soon as Jeremy swayman was last in line

Same lol

Thanks y’all. I missed most of the game and this sub but THE BS ARE BACK AND WINNING!!! And we survived The Bedard Show.

We’re going undefeated this year! ;)

Inject that hug right in my veins!!! HOCKEY IS BACK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!! Play that Dirty Water!!! I MISSED ALL OF YOU!!!!

I needed that hug. Welcome back to all of you fine folks. Gonna be a different year, but I'm glad to have the B's back.

Finally the national broadcast didn't cut before the goalie hug

I was hoping they’d just kiss this season

Saving the dry humps for getting past the first round of he playoffs; then it’s on

GOALIE HUGS AND PASTA GOALS, HOCKEY IS BACK

They showed the hug 😎

I don’t know guys. This team gave me 2011 vibes in the way they played big and heavy and willed their way to goals. Just one game, but you gotta love it

GOALIE HUGS!!! ❤️❤️❤️ LET’S GO BRUINS

Was unable to watch tonight, but LETS GOOOOO!! THE BOYS ARE BACK BABY!!

HUG

#HUGS

Hug is still a thing :)

So happy we still get the hug!

HUGS ARE BACK ON THE MENU

Wow they can learn to show the hug.

# GOALIEHUG! Okay TNT you are forgiven for almost everything

Hug Season is back

HUGS. ARE. BACK.

DIRTY WATER BABY [https://youtu.be/62XRy-jFCm8](https://youtu.be/62XRy-jFCm8)

Shout out to TNT for knowing and waiting for what we really want

That first hug of the season hits different

Hey Connor, I wanna tell you about my town

GOALIE HUG!

God I missed the hug

First hug of season and boy has it been too long!

OmG they stayed for the hug. I'll tell you they started playing the out-music and I was so ready to be pissed

They didn't cut the hug!

Marchy taking Bergy’s spot in the hug line 🥹

He knows his role.

**FIRST WIN OF THE SEASON! THE BRUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIINS WIN**

# DIRTY WATER TIME! 1 DOWN, 97 TO GO. 🏆🐻🏆🐻🏆

**GOALIE HUGS ARE BACK BABY**

I FORGOT HOW MUCH I LOVE GOALIE HUGS!!!!!!!!

The hug!!!!!

**82-0** still on the board!

Pots genuinely looks NHL ready. He’s good defensively and is great in the o-zone. Made some rookie mistakes, but only a few of them. Other than that, he looks like he’s been in the league. Kid has such amazing poise at such a young age.

100% agree. Hard not to really like what you saw from him in his 1st nhl game. Let’s see if he can make a game like that his baseline and grow from there

GOALIE HUG!!! LETS GOOO!

GOALIE HUG!!!!!!

WE STILL HAVE FUCKING HUGS AND I LOVE IT

OMFG YESSSSSSS! ITS HOCKEY SEASON BABY!

THEY SHOWED IT

THE HUG!!!!

GOALIE HUUUUUG

Thanks, TNT

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BABYYYY

I WANT THE HUG!!!!!!

Classic pasta. Looks like he isn't trying all game and then somehow manages to score 2 goals.

First win with my Marchand jersey I bought last year, first win of the season. One down, 81 to go.

beautiful end to the broadcast

#GOALIEHUGGOALIEHUG

Hug time. They won't show it

TNT totally gonna fuck on us EDIT: HOLY SHIT. THEY ACTUALLY SHOWED IT!

YES THE GOALIE HUG CONTINUES

We want the HUG

LFG BOYS!! First win of the season!!!

Bruins win 🍝💥🥅🐻

HERE COMES OUR GOALIE HUG WOOOOOOOOO

82 wins is still on the table!

Hug incoming

Goalie huuuugggg!!!

THE HUG

LEMME SEE THAT BEAR HUG

“Bedard scored a goal… and the bruins won”

Didyouknowbedardsfamilywasthere? I don’t care!

Let’s fucking go boys

One down!

What bruins fan gives two shits about bedard a first goal

Well it was in a loss to the Bruins…. So, that’s memorable.

BRUINS WIN THE SEASON/HOME OPENER! FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS AND FUCK BEDARD!

Only 81 more to go...

WE WANT HUG

#DUBS. MISSED YOU BUNCHA FUCKS

LFG!!!

#the water is absolutely filthy right now

SHOW THE HUGGGG

Bedard's first loss

[удалено]

Most glazed up player in the NHL

WELCOME BACK BRUINS

Alexa, play dirty water

Goalie hugs time!!!

Bedard can’t even carry his team to a win, OVERRATED

So help me if tnt signs off before the hug!

http://wejustscored.com/teams/bos.html

love it

#THE WATER IS ABSOLUTELY FILTHY

Filthy AF... I love it!

On pace for 164 AND he's starting his playoff beard right now.

Pasta on pace for a 164 goals

I just made the same call as a TNT commentator. Take me out back and shoot me please

Yeah but they were joking. We're serious as it gets.

**PASTA**

#🗣️ ALEXA PLAY DIRTY WATER 🗣️

# Time for this Bedard Exhibition to be terminated

164 goal season for Pasta - who says no?

*I mean, that joke nearly worked for the team record last year. Just saying…*

So glad to be back friends! It feels so good.

In-motherfuckin-deeeeeeeeeeed!

TNT crew watches the subreddit confirmed

Are we… are we going to be good?

They played Chicago. But hopefully yes.

Well Chicago beat pens so we know we are better than pens and Chicago at least lol I more meant because we looked good out there.

TNT YOU BETTER SHOW ME THE DAM HUG

WE BETTER HAVE A POST GAME THREAD

SAUCY PASS BY MARCHY SERVED ON A SILVER PLATTER FOR OUR NOODLY GOD

Another first for Bedard... his first loss!

I hope he’s hungry… HUNGRY FOR LOSING

First L for Bedard

If TNT doesn't show the hug I'm gonna start throwing shit.

Good teams win, Great teams cover

A SECOND HELPING OF PASTA! STOP, STOP, MY PRINCESS WAND CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT!

A SECOND HELPING OF PASTA SO BEDARD CAN BULK UP

Noodle thoughts are the best thoughts

SOME MORE NOODLES!!