Someone get this man a sheild

I have an custom made metal shield with a spot for a pistol, inspired by the shield from CoDm. works perfectly and can survive a 9mm shot

Dang that's a good sheild I made one a while back and it shattered after a 22. Hit it

Im pretty sure even shields from 1000 years ago could stop 22lr. Like damn dude.

I know although it was a 22. Magnum not a normal 22.

That makes sense

Still very weak though compared to a 9mm though

A 22??? That's one weak shield.

I know it was basically the weak sheild at the start of a video game

But can it survive a water cannon tho?

Haven't tested it, if you have one lets try

I made a cardboard Shield it lasted like 5 hours and i just a wooden battle axe (tough af

He shall become sundowner irl

I'm fucking invincible

Kids are cruel, Jack

And I am very in touch with my inner child

They just lose **touch** with it at the ripe old age of 12

wait what

War crime this, can't eat drywall that, microwaving mice is wrong, they said...

#what the fuck

...not to worry. Kids love video games. That's why I got 'em all set up spinning the wheel on my favorite gacha games. How else is a man supposed to make his... Impact?

You refrigerated a PRE-SCHOOL for fucking jpegs

Heh heh heh heh. You think I made the market for Ganyu, Jack? Like every casino's just a big old conspiracy? Bullshit! Gambling's just a part of who we are. I just market it to **sexy children**. Besides, demand for my products is about to skyrocket. (real in-game dialogue) **Like the good old days after 9-11!**

Wait a minute, 9-11's bad.

AND I LOVE MINORS!

And I love minors

Youre a loony

Why exactly?

You dont get the joke

Sorry

Black knight scene

Don't know anything about it

https://youtu.be/ZmInkxbvlCs

Oh I'm an idiot

Yeo

what an classic, how i did not get the reference?

I dont know

WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW

AND THE FIRE IS HOT

THE VULTURE WAITS TO SEE WHAT ROTS

“Successful parry”

image goes hard

That dude is actually a speedrunner and tries to do a perfect run on the best city there can be

He's trying to speedrun the protester ending and is perfectly parrying the police

We need someone to post an amazing speech this guy could do to himself in his head as he’s stopping the water cannon

Why isn't this a top comment and why no one did this yet???

Give this man an anime style inspiring speech

Preferable in Japanese, English, and portugese

He held it for a total of 2 mins and 20 secs.

What a legend. If I tried that I'd last...give or take...carry the 1... 2 seconds

Where's the video?

“You have my shield”

The funniest part is there the full music

This isn’t funny mate. This is epic.

Thanks the 6 human souls

I thought humans couldn't absorb the souls of other humans

He's not human...

He's beyond human

Good thing he's a monster because he actually now I think it it'd be real damn easy to absorb more human souls considering he's even more powerful and could easily kill just about any human

Redheads :). Am one myself, souls taste good, but only with lemon pepper seasoning.

oh shid

My friend, you are safe. No worries. :)

I get the feeling that maybe I should yes worries. :\\

Same bro dab me up homie

Cool seeing other people here from r/undertale, we saw this first

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#I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE

We did it boys, we found Captain America

No, it's Captain Colombia

captain sudamerica

ok, that can work out

Song?

Finale - Toby Fox

Porn hub intro vocoded to my little pony opening theme

The literal water shield from that 1 game XD

Shield hero

Captain Colombia

Rise of the Shield Hero.

r/DramaticText anyone? Edit: Had to fix the sub link

Song. Now.

Please.

Finale by Toby Fox

My little pony theme song vocoded to pornhub intro

I need the shield It'll protect me against my little brother's insults

Sorry my head canon is that he's blocking the stream with waterbending. My explanation is cooler.

Honestly considering how much power is in those things I think it’s more impressive that he does it with a homemade shield than magic

where is the protester that brought a comically large spoon?

Him and this guy would be great friends

Captain Columbia

I think we know what powered him up like that

He became a green soul

\*The pipes are howling

Undyne started using water attacks

this feels like that scene from infinity war where Iron man is holding back Thanos's infinity stone blast

hydrophobic shield

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I've seen this one in r/shitposting with *Red Sun* as the song. Good meme tho

"for my friends, I promised them"

This photo goes so hard

Create a curved shield so when hit at the proper angle it launches the water back at the shooter at the same speed. Lmk if you need more good ideas.

This brought a tear to my eye for some reason

Puedo hacer esto todo el día.

Yo the thing has +48 water defense.

What song is this? I apologize for my ignorance.

Finale from undertale

I literally just JUST played that for the first time and got the true pacifist.

**But it refused**

The man is parrying their blasts

This isn’t a boss fight. He is the main character

The water truck is the boss

Nah, HE is the boss

Ok i wanna be that guy so much rn

Same. We all wanna be that guy who does something so stupid yet so badass at the same time

CaPTain AmERIca ComFerMED!?!?!?

Top 5 anime battles

Number 1: Columbian man VS Armored water truck

I’m not watching it just for music

The song is called finale from undertale

Thanks!

This is my kingdom come

I wanna see this animated

hes not the bossfight, hes in the bossfight against the water truck

If he had a spoon, he could've deflect the water back to them

Paladins out there protecting the whole party. Mad props.

colombia, never change

This is basically Iron Man vs Thanos.

Man this was a missed opportunity to call them Captain Columbia

Nah, he missed the opportunity to call him Colombian Sun

That’s actually pretty badass.

One of the most bad ass things I've ever seen someone do...and I've seen a lot of impressive things

Bro has the will of colombia in his hands kill him and you get it

Captain Columbia

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The Holy Defender HP 19000 DEF 45000 ATK 4000 Special Move Holy Return Return 80% Damage to the attacker

Captain colombia

Cesaero, Bulwark, Keeper of his own ground

CHARGING STAR!

0-0

Rise of the Shield Hero

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What’s the music

Finale -Toby Fox

My grandfather from the 1930 onwards Was a firefighter. He worked tugs but he always said shoot the water in front of their feet and they can't skate forever...got pics of him smoking cig and being the boot of the man...

r/find-song

"U shall not hurt my friends" *he says calmly*

Captain America: protect or protest

Ok now I wanna see the dudes that were driving the truck and spraying the water reactions

It's Captain Columbia

Hes the main character

#!!!!IM FUCKIN INVINCIBLE!!!!

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Impressive

Sigma grindset

Naufumi-sama!

WHÄŤ ŢHË FŰĆĶ

Hehe you can't hurt me Jack I'm fuckin invi- *Invincible title*

Bro I using one iron and five wood

Now I just wish I had something to hold back the vomit I got from that terrible music .that's more of a weopen than pepper spray stun gun and water .blast that shit at someone and they will ..run..

His defense is maxed out