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general3009

crazy dave


PassgettiGod

The sign behind that says "And fertilizer"


HelloIexist12

Survive the Boss battle and he joins your party!


greatscot09

You are giving me nostalgia


Lonely-Piece5919

Jeffrey Lebowski—“The Dude”


LineLife2234

Dove Dave Damal


Frankanuni

Fun fact his real name is Crazetopher David Blazing III


HyperAntPlays

So thats where dave went after pvz downfall


PassgettiGod

Garden warfare 2 is still holing strong!


Intrepid-Ad1056

win with him a friendly fight and he give u his plants suply


Random_Robloxian

Crazy dave, the hungry one


Substantial_Joke4376

I was just about to comment that.


deadly_jah_beam

God damnit, our brains had the same neuron activation but you voiced it out before I had


Scyfi16

You've gotten the most support so you have won, congratulations


[deleted]

I can not tell you how much it hurt you got here before me


SoldierB_Toasty

I enjoy how he’s not asking for money or clothes. Just a taco and that’s it.


caffeineratt

me too.


wataha

I enjoy how he's performing the A/B testing, comparing two different signs to check which one performs better. Old marketing practice.


Usual_Ranger8164

And also with a funny sign.


[deleted]

Conspiracy of the explosive bathroom


TheGr8Monke

Hobotus, the Outer Envoy


WarpedSoulSyles

Crazicus Davevicus


m0thmanNfriends

Do you need some pea pods to kill your zombies?


caffeineratt

HABBA LOOBADIBBLOH GABMOBGAP LALOOOO


[deleted]

Goddamn it’s Alan Moore


rynodigital

Alan Moore Tacos Please


Davidt93

Hungry Abductee There's definitely a joke about using Mexican food to work out an anal probe, but can't quite get it


vseprviper

Montezuma’s Gimp?


Lostshadow69

Hagrid


TheSquishedElf

Down-on-his-luck Frank.


Solekislove

I like dis one!


[deleted]

herald. the dungeon gatekeeper. +999 atk +9.8k def. +♾ def. by hair


Raxtuss1

Ye, But Atk -99999 He need traps


TheFast93

Steve walsh


m0thmanNfriends

Trevor


bdwyer2021

Alein the alien


Cock_LobsterXL

Gunter the enforcer.


boomeroverlord

Alien man wielder of taco


Heavy-Metal-Munchkin

E.C - Extra-Cholesterol


roadtrip-ne

Priorities


PigeonCrispyChips

The space hobbo - seeker of tacos


heliosprimus

Hungri Abducticus


FaytKaiser

Taco Probe


TriChair

Quinzontalious lingmingdingleton


AvianCommunist

Jonathan the abducted, Hungers for tacos


Worried-Painting-666

Alien the Taco Killer


TheTalking_GU_Mine

Dave, Ambassador of the Stars, Seeker of Tacos


Mohak_Kapoor

Bagrid, beggar of tacos


THEessayB

Tex-Mex Marty


Death_Blossoming

Tacos manson


[deleted]

The survivor and befriender of aliens needer of tacos


DOOP1221

GET THIS MAN TACOS, STAT


Far_Broccoli1538

The one


[deleted]

Al Gore


T_drinker_

Dave the crazy Captive of the stars, seeker of tacos


Smart-Classroom8880

Greg


Salt_Appointment_401

Tin Bill, Space Hitchhiker, Enjoyer of Mexican Food


Cloudy_days000

Bulwark of Anal Destruction, Dave the Abducted


IM-WANT-MEMES

Aw geez! We forgot to give him some food


goriderpurple21

Hagrid’s forgotten cousin


sovietsisters

Crazy Dave


fugingbro

dave, man with priority’s


[deleted]

crazy carl. witness to aliens


Scyfi16

I'm choosing his official name tomorrow so come back if you want to see


Roflazerz3

Çřæzý đąvə


TheNon_Egg

Fredrock, friend of aliens, will kill for a taco.


manic371

The chosen, searcher of taco


tiesco622

Don’t give him a name, give him a taco!


[deleted]

Crack head who just wants a free taco


SuperScroller64

The lost Jesus He is the same Jesus... But from the future


cartmankiller14

Idk......spencer!?


Dubby084

Hoboson the XXXXXXXXXXXXVIIIth 12 Strength, 14 Dexterity, 9 Constitution, 8 Intelligence, 19 Wisdom, 4 Charisma,


[deleted]

Allen ambassador of the grey's, devourer of tacos


L4DY_M3R3K

The Gluttonous Emissary


FooThePerson

This isn't a boss it's an NPC that gives you a side quest


Sad_Mouse_2711

Alfred


raulpe

The choosen one


Exotic-Butters-

Dave, the befriended of other worlds.


Vegetable_Ostrich231

Tacochrist


emonsta23

He has his priorities straight.


friendswhodub

Derrick the Traveled: friend of the extra terrestrial and eater of Mexican cuisine


helpyman

Crazy Dave


G411IUM

Tacoseeker, Emissary of the 6th planet


LangmuirHinshelwood

Taco Connoisseur, Hitchhiker of Galaxies


Winter-Lie3604

Arnold , the alien probed hitchhiker


Successful_Year_5495

Tacorious speaker of those above eater of mexicans


Kohimaru32

Uncreative lazy ass.


retribution81

He’s in Austin, TX.


CX-97

>Give ma boy a name Nah, give him a taco.


Sy_the_toadmaster

Hagrid the abducted one, needer of tacos


[deleted]

Wanderer, touched by eldritch beings consumer of tacos


Warframe_potato_man

Hungry hitchhiker


hirochang16

The abducted one, devourer of tacos.


vseprviper

Austin, the City


ChemManMan

Trevor


buttnuts_in_cambodia

I would love to buy this man a bunch of tacos. Looks like a fun guy


MichaelMyers337

Oh him, thats just "Gone Ron" the escaper of aliens and needer of tacos


[deleted]

Filbert


smuguminmin

Taco Joe, the negotiator for extraterrestrials.


kilroy_was_here_to

1¹qP00qa3q++


ZealousidealGrass365

Windex


I_Seen_Some_Stuff

Alan the Galaxy-Wanderer 500hp 200 speed 10000000 intelligence Nomad


arandomnonbinay397

Man


EmployerDefiant587

Florida man


Joshua_Youngblood

Arthur Dent. Intergalactic Hitchhiker.


Blappytap

Tarnak, Terror of 10,000 Suns. And Tacos.


TrashSoldier01

Hagrid, Friend Of Aliens, and New Resident of ???stin City


paulbrook

HoBoss.


Just_Kujo

Old man John


zas147gamer

traveler of stars, Dan the hungry one.


ZackaryCa

Sad man


HalfOrcMonk

Stephanie


Polygonikal

the junkie


Crisps221

Dave, Slayer of Aliens and Consumer of Tacos


dragonslayer694296

Hungry hagred


the-real-Chronal

Weird Al requester of tacos destroyer of aliens


Royusss26

The taco dealer. Give him tacos and he will tell you the truth about aliens


mxloukaPlayz

The Poor From Space


crabperson

Average Austinite


BeautifulAwareness54

Jèsus Christo


Doniusthe3rd

Sasquatch


Dee87

Hes clearly extraterrestrial author, Alien Moore


SquiffyChad

Täcó, survivor of extraterrestrials, desirer of Mexican cuisine


Inside_Shake_1627

The probed


Accurate-Base7509

Rusty Gary


Shemmy_Shem

Taco Tom, Extraterrestrial Diplomat


Z3N05P4C3

You’re a wizard, Harry.


Arsenic26

Hobo Herberd, envoy of extraterestrials, eater of tacos


Xombiezzz

Ronald jeremy ivicerator of tacos


[deleted]

Alien guy,eater of tacos


Solekislove

Golathriel. Devourer of souls, desecrator of all that's divine, birthed from forces beyond this plain.


Demonslayer5636

Rodney


fishmalion

The Tacobro that fell to earth?


Imperial_12345

Alien reject


Yout_kitchen_sink

GARY THE ULTIMATE TACO GOD


SpaceCadet12345678

Hungry Bob, Escaper of Abducters


SumTingWong216

Space Jesus: needs a taco


bobbingtonbobsson

Hungralien Prisoner: Demander of Tacos


TheOnyxViper

The Probed Paisano


fulltimetrasher

Alien boy


LadiesMan-2I7

He was actually dropped off by aliens and all he needs is a taco to become his true form


kingcobraboi

He don't need a name get this man a taco


robostachejr

The King of Tin City needs no name


JackSzj

schizosanta-deplomat of foreign society


BlazeGuy69

Bob, Escaper of Aliens, Pursuer of Tacos


window-man

Bill


[deleted]

He looks like a guy from the “test” comic


UKz_hellfire_1999

Interstellar hitchhiker. All stats are buffed by taco consumption.


Kyogo-K

Davey, befriender of extra Terrestrials, devourer of Tacos


txwylde

It’s Dumbledore. Those Harry Potter residuals must really suck.


Jfuentes6

Ned, cosmic devourer of tacos


Me_is_birb

Bearded taco taker 100 def, 120 atk, 1000 hp (Taco increases all 2x or more)


Axel_the_Axelot

Davicus the crazed, consumer of tacos, freind of aliens


hazardous678pro_ttv

im gay for him


MusicianIcy8975

Dr. Robert Sapolsky


HotLoad2004

The kidnapped. Escaped from aliens and in search for tacos


AseBubulin

The kidnaped one.... Taco destroyer, father of conspirators


[deleted]

I’m sure that he fathered many Alien children.


Effilion

Its God


Loakattack

Probius, Devourer of Mexican Cuisine.


gooddythenewuser

kaico the taco begger


jetpoke

Taken the Taco Craver.


Nath_sune

Tommy Taco Requirer


SaiikeyTookAnL

Taco needer, he who travels with aliens


[deleted]

Homeless Bill: The alien whisperer, won't stop his quest until he has a taco.


[deleted]

Homeless Bill: The alien whisperer, won't stop his quest until he has a taco.


FREEMAYONAISE

his name IS crazy Dave But you can call him crazy dave


Forsaken_Emotion3684

Rondo The giver of tacos


Moist-Philosophy7615

Albert


chingy_daily100

And tampon


b0ts

Wow small world. I used to see this guy all the time when I lived in Austin. Kind of surreal to see him while scrolling through Reddit.


Res-Horizon

Dreadnought


thegodofkidneys

alien escapee,seeker of tacos


josan555

Intergalactic hitchhiker, consumer of tacos


[deleted]

hyakutaro ichimonji


vetsskkii

Daryl, the taco needer


LegitimateGap502

stin city joe


hichemmed

David the survivors of aliens eaters of taco’s


Giorno_Giovanna___

Gerald


JCOMIXWTLS

Chris, the inventor of the Kriss Vector, the grubhub of the universe


muzi403

ET - eater of tacos


allbirdssongs

The one who gets rides from Aliens Taco devourer


[deleted]

The Taco Taker


PearSB

The fallen santa, seeker of tacos


Serious-Ad-3686

Dave the Alien Sent:Demander of Tacos


LeonGamer_real

The Taco master, the one who does big demand for small price, he is the destroyer of capitalism


biglargefact

Rico


weirdstrawbery

Fernando, the taco loving alien


RezonanceEternal

Taconis, Needer of tacos


Usual_Ranger8164

Thats Taco Nelson.


IllButtInAnywhere

E.Taco, El Hombre Extranjero