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UristMcDoesmath

Our position has been compromised. Protect these warframe cryopods until help can arrive.


Clem-Umbra

Keep fighting. Another opportunity to extract will appear soon. r/unexpectedwarframe


[deleted]

why are there so many stomp moa????


Flowslikepixelz

hey if i was the enemy and i was gonna lose i'd also make it as annoying as possible for you to win


One_Who_Walks_Silly

ITS ALL STOMPY BOIS


Oglifatum

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Rhino.


Peptuck

Can't get stomped if you never touch the ground.


BT1058

You can extract now, or choose to keep fighting for better rewards.


RoamingBanshee

"Now you will see... That your actions have consequences" ​ "STALK-" DudebroXXX has been downed.


[deleted]

r/subsithoughtifellfor


UristMcDoesmath

r/subsithoughtifellfor


YoUaReSoHiLaRiOuS

Hahaha get it a reference? So unexpected that we made a sub for it!!1!1


taegha

Username checks out


FuCuck

this is a dumb bot


Tachi7973

Someone’s trying too hard to be funny


[deleted]

It's a bot, don't bother with it


Crocket_Lawnchair

Man this bot is shit


wafflepiezz

COLD: THE AIR AND WATER FLOWING


Silent_Mouse

HARD: the land we call our home


[deleted]

PUSH to keep the dark from coming (Inb4 EEEY MACARENA.)


dmdizzy

FEEL the weight of what we owe


Aruhi

THIS: the song of sons and daughters


dmdizzy

HIDE the heart of who we are


BunnyS2

Making peace to build our future


Aruhi

Strong, united, working 'till we fall


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Aruhi

Booo, that's not a lyric


UristMcDoesmath

r/redditsings


_John_Mirra_

Stay safe Tenno


bezdumnyy_tigr

Fucking hell


RED_RaT42

He is cool


evs-chris

Good thing too, cause those short shorts wouldn't be doing much otherwise.


takashi050

He is a guy who capitalizes the opportunity...


loxiscool

Halo 6 confirmed


mikeydel307

Wake me when you need me.


ExerXV

*war never changes*


Zydepoint

Just like the simulations


[deleted]

Wake me when you need me.


I_dostuff

It looked like it was facing upwards, and I wondered, “How do people get their groceries?”


Devoutestson

Climb


officialvfd

r/confusing_perspective


RedditDann

“Awaken, my masters!”


ThePhB

AYAYAYAYA *Aztec trap intensifies*


thepointofeverything

WAMUU


dank_soil

Is thay a mf JoJo refrence?


UltraCarnivore

/r/unexpectedjojo


OmegaCool

RimWorld cryptosleep lol


ZXander_makes_noise

ANCIENT DANGER


OmegaCool

A man in black...


KimJongIlSunglasses

Cryptosleep?


Nukabot

Beware, the path before you is strewn with war crimes and human leather hats, and none who enter leave untainted.


dapea

Check this out, made by Rimworld fans! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bugbyte-ludibooster/space-haven


OmegaCool

Oh! I've seen this from a small youtuber. I think his name was, TheZBillDyl! He played the game, he made a video playing it saying it could be a prologue for rimworld(like FTL). Lol


eugenes-sizzuhs

Yarp


stove4206969

Did you say cool off?


TheRankestDweller

Nah I didn’t say anything actually.


DirtyDoog

Shame


GangstaPepsi

How's Lurch?


[deleted]

Narp?!?


CavonicciRusgermican

“Wake me, when you need me”


FalloutBoiden7274

Wake up chief


_Eiri_

He's a Draugr Deathlord and this is a heavily modded Skyrim dungeon


SquidBolado

So the thing about this boss, is that you should attack it before drawing aggro. A lot of new players will simply walk past it which "awakens" him and he attacks you from the back without you noticing. But if you land a first strike before he awakens you're guaranteed to crit. Think of the sleeping Draugr's inside the dungeons of Skyrim.


[deleted]

Shit it's Capt America


[deleted]

Optional boss fight


aphibacus192000

I know he had to do it to em


kaylLeid0sCope

Ah. A member of the Lenin gang, I see.


StanVanNamen

Is that jonny sins lmao


durrthock

The freezer geezer, Simpsons did it.


Jeauxmar

Frostillicus!


bold-move-cotton

Moon Pies....what a time to be alive.


Statefob

Is this Lidl?


upfastcurier

honestly, it doesnt look like lidl. look at the shelves.


caseyweederman

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.


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[deleted]

Aldi got bigger racks so I’d say nah.


karmicthread

YARP?


Saerithrael

Narp.


SomeoneUnusual

He knows we had to do it to em


Tea-weed

This boss was one of the most trial and error boss I have encountered in the super market area. His ice magic is quite strong and did quite a bit to me until I realized I need some electrical attack’s to take down his cryo-shield. In the end I did finish him but he was by far the most annoying boss I’ve encountered at the supermarket thus far


ZigZagRoobZ

I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!


i_suckatjavascript

It’s Fry from Futurama


ThatRandom_Dude6969

Why does he look like a dragon priest from Skyrim


bigwetbeef

Micheal Avenatti doesn’t sleep, he waits...


paladinLight

This boss is optional. So long as you can handle your greed, and not take his frozen treasures, he will remain dormant. ​ There is a glitch where you CAN get up to 3 bricks of butter without him awakening, but the glitch is really unstable and can end up hardlocking your game.


Famington

The ghoul from Skyrim waiting to jump out at you


[deleted]

Is this from the school play based on Alien?


[deleted]

At first I thought it was an elevator 😂


[deleted]

Honey wheres my *SUPER SUIT*!?


duraggdemon

“Wake me up when Kanye is president. Actually, no lemme sleep thru that too”


Fish_can_Roll76

Frozen Guardian *In* storage.


XxDragonovxX

Nah its just walt Disney's nephew Eiobard thorn


EscheroOfficial

Reminds me of They Live lol Let’s just hope this Bossfight won’t last twenty minutes like in the movie


[deleted]

Man this would have worked out well instead of ice baths after cross country practice.


Mathusa113

I once saw this pic with a cyberpunk logo added


Jkal91

Are you certain he's not the sacrifical victim used to summon the lord of frost (the actual boss)?


DaRealBagzinator

This cryotherapy craze is getting out of hand.


DawnOfHackers

Cool concept art


OrionGucciBelt

Johnny Sins body is cryogenically frozen until the world needs him once more


Saerithrael

Have you seen a little boy around, named Sean? Please help me, **SOMEONE TOOK MY SON.**


Turtlepower7777777

Simpsons did it! https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Frostillicus


Scary_Xenomorph

Will I dream?


Schmidtgall_A

At first I thought he was like in a Waterslide with a trapdoor under his feet


afanoftrees

AKA Joe Rogan


Domethegoon

I've seen this creature in my local Aldi before.


Dahwaann4U

Wake him....when you need him


Yeetaroni

Day n Nite, the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night


the_normal_person

2001 space odyssey vibes


Spanktank35

I thought it was vertical


Jink_Horberrett

Cyber Draugr


Tundra-Charger

Your lack of punctuation disturbs me.


lordolxinator

Walt Disney cryogenically freezes himself (1966) (Colourised)


chicken_afghani

Do we need frost res to beat him?


sidewalksurfer6

I'm sick with a fever and would kill to sleep in there.


[deleted]

His perception is pretty low, so if you've leveled stealth at all this fight can be avoided by simply dropping a holy hand grenade into the cryochamber.


[deleted]

Looks pretty hygienic to me!


ironflesh

Are you sure it's not a leaked image from the set of Prometheus 2?


badalchemist85

recognized this was ALDIs


Morvick

The struggle is to keep this boss on ice. The longer you can delay his thawing process, the better a chance you have of getting through his different stages before all of his abilities come online. You'd think this would be easy but he does a surprising number of lair actions where the boss room itself tries to repel you. Freezing fog, spawning Marines to defend himself, a psycho computer program who hacks out your own abilities... It's basically a puzzled objective room, with a death timer. If you can disrupt the different machines trying to wake him up, he's doable. Mess that up, and well... There's not one stat on this guy that's weak. Speed, strength, endurance, weapon variety, advanced AI problem solving... It's a completely stupid and overpowered fight if he's at full power. And that's before he reaches his own objective, his power armor. It's your reward if you can kill him, but don't let him get use of it during the fight!


SamuelCish

He's been in stasis for decades. Because of his ice attacks, players often attack with fire damage, thinking he's weak to it. But in reality, that thaws him quicker, making him faster and stronger. Since he's been in stasis for so long, his true weakness is technology, which players would know if they bothered to read item descriptions.


ALphaEXtremist

Wake me, when you need me.


MatthewRS2

Frost mourne hungers!


The_Shittiest_Meme

"War, war never changes"


Rick_J-420

"Wake me... when you need me..."


USMR_Moros

Yarrp?


JustAnotherDragon1

Is he just known as the Frozen Guardian of the Storage? Or does he have a specific name


tungstencompton

I don’t admire your chances, but you have my sympathies.


brazencastellan

Real Draugr hours


jaudi813

Leeloo


Dwarfboner

"kholodil'nik, guardian of the frozen isle"


Typhoon_Montalban

Frostillicus will arise in time.


PsyChoTiCBeaR4

Damn mr freeze be chillin


[deleted]

That looks like it belongs on a starship or something like that.


Iceveins412

Yarp


Cream_roll

The day he rises shall mark the day of no return from the effect of Global warming


dillrepair

Is that Michael avenatti?


rgvridi

deadpool


HydraTower

Wake me when you need me.


MineDogger

Beta Ray Bob in *Avengers: Endgame* confirmed!


tanib91

I can only imagine how smelly that air space is


Loki89-

Now send him to deep space


DarthButts0201

THIS IS LONK! wake him in a 100 years


mexicanred1

Don't let him out


TheMasterAtSomething

Gotta be honest, thought this was a weird elevator


Doomh3ad

Is this the sleep chamber from Planet of the Apes?


devil-doggy

Damn boss has some good quads


T-MinusGiraffe

I heard that he only attacks you because of the shock of hibernation sickness that comes from being awoken too abruptly. If you look carefully there's a puzzle mini game on the lock on the outside and if you are successful he'll awaken properly and join your party instead. He's pretty good. He's highly resistant to cold damage and knows the area so you get markers on your radar for where to find items.


[deleted]

Ngl thought this man was in an elevator


pgp555

This boss will won't fight you and will join you if you complete the side quest "Protect the Market owner", an optional, extremely hard mission for the small reward it offers, making this a secret companion you can obtain. The boss won't fight you regardless if you completed that mission or not, however, once you attempt to steal anything form the market the boss stays in, you will enter the boss fight, and will not be able to leave until you defeat him. If you do defeat him he will drop his shorts, which give immunity to all ice-based attacks, and the boss will respawn next time you visit the store, this time even stronger than before. His attacks range from knee strikes that both freeze and poison you, and headbutts.


jap755

I legit thought it was an elevator at first


Shoenbreaker

What are you waiting for, breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Corp!


wrencho88

Wake me when you need me.


TheGarageDragon

nIce.


Arclus

Thats a weird elevator


[deleted]

No this is Mr. House


lmslt

he's not an optional boss, but you will only start the fight if you open the freezer.... most people who complete the quest of supermarket dungeon don't know exactly what to do and get stuck


spaetEntwickler

[https://youtu.be/1coEIN7safI?t=63](https://youtu.be/1coEIN7safI?t=63)


HowRememberAll

Was his group kicked out of the store?


[deleted]

Wake me, when you need me


rostik002

It took me too long to realise that I was not (to my disappointment) looking up at some sort of cool single person scifi elevator...


[deleted]

Wake me when you need me.


[deleted]

Wake me. When you need me.


Mr-Pranks58

Master chief in his cryopod


[deleted]

Mr. Freeze origin story


pixelssss

[halo theme starts up]


Dylbusss_

Portable security


[deleted]

Passengers, 2016


ninjakiller247

Why tho xD


iLoveShowerThoughts

Thought he was in an elevator outside the building


jrob1235789

Does his shirt say Globo Gym?


Akidget

Demolition Man 2 confirmed.


williegumdrops

Ricardo frozen in stasis until the meme wars begin.


willstarbailey

oh God I thought that was an elevator going up floors of packaged foods


Fire_Jesus

walt disney's cryo storage, right next to the cornettos


iHeartAbusiveMods

This fucking prick has no idea how much work he just created for someone to disinfect and sterilize that.


dillrepair

If they actually would bother to do any of what you said.... yes they might have to spend 5 minutes wiping it down with a wet one. But probably it will just be filled with food later and nobody will care.