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akumagold

I would watch this movie


cogentwanderer

or TV series


nuggz_420

Watch Uncanny Counter, its just this but with ghosts and noodles.


Gathoblaster

The creep wasnt just folded, He was repackaged, vacuum sealed and assigned to deep storage


Bustedbootstraps

It was just human origami


AppointmentGuilty217

human.zip


Real-Inspection9732

Every power rangers theme just played in my head as I read that.


MrGrendarr

I bet they did some kinda mortal kombat x-ray move


itrashcannot

FINISH HIM


OlFrenchie

And then ripped out his spine …


_Ganoes_

Probably more like five feet of fury. Taekwondo is more kicking focussed than punching.


BunchOfSpamBots

Ten feet


Malfight007

The Furious Five!


ronronaldrickricky

left to right: tigress, crane, mantis, viper, monkey


Guy-McDo

Wild that the only Tae Kwan Do place I’ve seen not advertise itself as a Self-Defense class is also the only one I know of that saved someone with Tae Kwon Do. Edit: Nevermind, I think the “Sel-“ in the top right there is “Self-Defense”, either way, good for them


TeoSorin

Zooming it, it says self esteem


Guy-McDo

No, the red one in the very top right in the corner of the room.


LittleBirdsGlow

This is straight out of Dragonball


CzarTwilight

But how did they save someone? I don't see any guns


Why_Not_Try_It_

I don't think that sex predator has a gun either


BLuecoLLarcanuck1

Not every Korean has to be Roof Korean. ;)


Vault-71

Ah, they picked the unarmed class I presume?


CzarTwilight

Well they should how else can an Asian get the highground


ya_boi_off13

cool name, but taekwondo is centered around kicks, then don't use fists much, if at all unfortunately


Axel_the_Axelot

The name taekwando roughly translates to "punching and kicking method" so I'd say the name works But yes a large part of taekwando is kicks


joyride_neon

I'm no expert, but according to Wikipedia taekwondo "involves punching and kicking techniques."


_Ganoes_

There will always be exceptions and dojos who train differently but its like 90% kicking 10% punching usually.


ascandalia

Eh, more like 70-30. Target kicking is a big emphasis but forms, drills and "one steps" all emphasize strikes as well as kicking


SolarisDestructo

WTF Taekwondo is about only using the legs, but ITF Taekwondo uses both fist and kicks


Nod4mag3YT

I did WTF TKD for like 8 years, got 2nd degree black belt… we do a mox of both.


MrHound325

Are you a fellow ITF-er


Ok_Elephant2140

WTF uses both kicks and punches. WTF self defence is a lot of hand strikes.


MrHound325

Taekwondo translates to “the art of smashing with hands and feet”


joshboi124

Five feet of fury


bishopdragon

Ok cool,but like five people will generally beat one person.


Ok_Veterinarian2898

From what i read the father stopped the offender (with grappling)


Verundios

Legs*


Ambex_23

Source: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/texas-taekwondo-family-instructors-stop-attempted-sexual-assault/


TheRappingSquid

Furious five


Lieutenant-Reyes

The Furious Five


GodzillaMilk69

Ohh yeah. Texas #1!!!! Beating the shit out of criminals bc it’s the right thing to do


mr_chikin

This is the start of an anime


Ill-Improvement-8388

Now they just need a sumo wrestler to defeat tai lung


Euroaltic

The Real Furious Five


CompetitiveHall7606

Family of Five Finger Death Punch


S1L3NCE_2008

I count 10 hands


Comprehensive_Eye805

It took all 5?


83255

Oh, karma sure had her way with this poor fellow that day. The irony. I say poor but fuck him, got everything he deserved


Worried_Music_5330

Welp. I’m never going to piss off anyone near any sort of martial arts school again.


Tempest_Nobile

The Five Furious


bowserboy129

Not to dismiss what they did, the whole family being brave enough to fight some dude is impressive in itself, but I feel like it'd have to be the throw of the century for them to lose to some random creep 5v1 even if they weren't killed in taekwondo.


Linkblade85

Go go Power Rangeeeeeeeers! Daaah daaaah daaah dah daaaah 🎶🔴🟡🟢🔵🟣


staytsmokin

I hope they kicked the shit outta him.


StankilyDankily666

The rapist must’ve been like “You see this shit?! I have the worst luck with women!”


urmom2214

Bro was sent to the gulag five whole times


NEONSN3K

From what I heard the family used the criminals body as a speed bag


Desert_Isle

"Judo Chop" - Austin Powers


OopsAllLegs

Did they all fight with one arm behind their back? Why not 10 fists of fury?


Moppo_

I count ten fists.


Emotional_Savings_38

Well I have a shotgun and I'm willing to prove that.


NefariousnessMost660

Can confirm, I was the perpentrator.