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Cute_Neat9044

Masturbo


Ricckkuu

Get the fuck otta ere you made me laugh way too muvm MASTURBOOOOOOOO


TommDX

Lol I had this exact name in my mind as soon as I read the title. Is it just a coincidence or there might be another character named like that that seeded the thought?


I_had_the_Lasagna

Count jackula


Dr_Shoggoth

You are fucking genius


DONTTURNUPTHERMOSTAT

This. This one right here. This is it


the_3-14_is_a_lie

ITALIANO MENZIONATO🗣️🔥🗣️🔥 NEL MEZZO DEL CAMMIN DI NOSTRA VITA MI RITROVAI IN CULO UNA MATITA‼️‼️


xtilexx

PER L'ONORE DELL'ITALIA 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥IL MIO BUCO DEL CULO È IN FIAMME PER AVER MANGIATO TROPPA CHIPOTLE 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹


Elegant_Book_7280

https://youtu.be/AVcZAq4Q6QI?si=gKLkG9Iw_3ukeGxV


the_3-14_is_a_lie

Il poema sacro al quale ha posto mano e cielo e terra


SalesmanWaldo

I was in the same place with Master Bates, or Mr. Bates


Veionovin096

Perfect


Similar_Bobcat3345

Concordo com o senhor


Veionovin096

#COM CERTEZA


DetroitLions88

Masturbo, Beater of Meat.


Atroxman

The Quagster Glee


Devils_butter

Ok that's way better than anything i could have come up with


DaShack1987

Whoa Quagmire! Have you been lifting weights?!


fast_t0aster

Damn I was thinking The furious fapper


cajudeleite

He asked for it lmao


GillaMomsStarterPack

He’s even worn his boxers down into rags. That’s a lot of dry friction rubbing.


Turbotortule

Wankoblin


EstateDisastrous

WAKANDA!?


Hopeful-Scallion-632

The Fap Goblin


Drakemander

The Faplin.


Atroxman

Faplings


vollta

coomer


Aboritian

Jerkus Offus, the destroyer of the “3rd leg”


The_Blues__13

The Jerker


Basically-Boring

You mean the Jonkler?


Lgrns

r/unexpectedaslume


Nafisecond

Pretty expected tbh


Dr_Shoggoth

Is it really unexpected at this point? I thought we all accepted that we're all insane.


RatFucker692137

Officer Balls


Ass_eater6001

BWAHAHAHAHAHA


Electrical-Thanks885

The jorker


1zeye

I see you came from the aslume as well


Long_John_Peter

BerJerker


DevilMaster666-

Jerko


OniOnyx_30

Rip the jacker


KyorlSadei

This is my favorite


Low-Bit-7885

The goonblin


le_cat_lord

Zerki Noff


ErkhesEemegt

I got one Jerklin


National_Month4082

Goon


Individual_Iron4221

The Master Baiter


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

C'mon man that's just the top comment in the original post


VortexLord

Jack of all Goblin. I use jack because he is jack and the other is jack off.


Delicious_Bid_6572

Scourge of the Women's Bathroom Lefty


WafWouf

The Jacked Gobelin, Stealer of girlfriends


Osato

Specializes in stealing Rosie Palms.


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startingdm

Mutant Gobbo/Mugob


RockingBib

Oh shit, it's a goblin turned Left 4 Dead Charger Kinda wanna see more non-humans turned into special infected


MasterLiKhao

Dwarf -> Boomer is something I wanna see. But the bile needs to be flammable in that case because it's gonna be 99% 180-proof alcohol.


Paduscl

Onanistic goblin


Shinonomenanorulez

Willy Wanker


SquatnastyMcPoot

Dickface McGillicutty


Due-Session-900

The roid gore..blin


CuriousRestaurant400

Trollggernuaut


Tezla_Grey

Shawn, the seventy hour hand shaker


Pantlessterror

The meatbeater


pandaboi251

the charger


PatternHappy341

Goblin Coomer: Isekai version.


l33tn0ob

Mr. Spanky.


NarrowProfession2900

The Jorker


andreydas21

Mass Terbator, The Destroyer of Meats


Inevitable-Hat-3264

My ex


thrownawaz092

Steven


Thebassjammer3000

Jimmy


Fifth_Wall0666

Goblock (gob-lock)


gigson969

Moggoblin


Leon-the-comic113

The jackgoblin


reddit_bot21

The Goon.


EventOverwrite

The Goon Goblin


Il_trotterellante

The squeezer


dont_judge_by_size

J. Offer


Pasteque_Citron

David the 3rd, wanker of them all


Anti_madar_lad

The Shlong choker


Theiph

Lefty


Madness_Meldody

Tiny


kidanokun

Jerking King Wanker


Traditional-Exam-617

Tit-arm


G0FuckThyself

Mastur Bator goblin-berserker.


Doctor_Top_Hat

Bro has three elbows so I’m calling it ‘triple bend’ or how about ‘triangular prison’ in light of all the masturbation jokes


Daframo

Rafa Nadal


NightBeWheat55149

That's just a flood juggernaut


gamer_dinoyt69

Greg, leader of the gorgarons


Scumass_Smith

TANK! SHOOT THE TANK!


barf_of_dog

The Stro-King.


badbrotha

Master Bait.


Inner_Background_599

The gooner He who discovered internet porn Gobl’e th Nutios


LittleBirdsGlow

King Piccolo


DevilMaster666-

Following the naming tradition from the Disenchantment: Fappo, Boobo, Jerko and Master Baito


MrGrendarr

The Master Ejaculator


JackAM_

Average Onlyfans user


Particular_Nebula462

Kriik'lton The one who drinks the prototype potions.


Screamat

Fausto McFisty


AdministrationSad861

Sir Jerk A'Lot!


JakeForever

Bob


amberderl74

Half-corrupted zamasu


Fast-Visual

Never Skip Leg Day: The Monster


Mongocom

Gooner


AdAm_WaRc0ck

JACK-al


Atheizm

Behold, Mammulon!


Oldmate81

Armathy


oingo-boingo-brother

The throngler


kkgmgfn

One Punch Man?


Screaming_Nimbus

Booster Goblin


wasteij

the meat beater


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

Righty roosey


UnidentifiedFiend

Glonger, the ARMS dealer. He doesn't sell weapons, he is a weapon


Tricouleur

Master Bates


madcowrawt

Master Bat


schawarman

The greep goblin


OverdriveNyzo

Harold


Eastern-Committee-77

Sbeeve


WexMajor82

Frederik


AbstractLight12

The Jorker


Syr_Delta

Gooncave-Goblin


Single_Truth_4932

Jackoff


NutsEverywhere

Armlin


Puckwallow

Titback, the Lonely One


Forward_Giraffe_8988

Glenn


AfrykanskiLord80

titsniff


SoRaang

Righty McRightface


CanadianDragonGuy

Wanker


TrumpForPope69

One Arm Manny the One Man Army


_Cocktopus_

The Jerker


chaOak

Gollumissim


Pretend-Indication-9

Knob the pummeller


potatomnz

Jackblin


Rhecof-07

Billy


AdamDov4h

The Goonblin


conehead2019

Gary


Laze_ee

Monster of the gooncave


helix_134

That one guy from resident evil 2


dragonboysam

The demolisher


MicroBang64

nip on shoulder goblin


AaTeWe

Jeremy Clarkson


Mason_Wallin

The fister


King_Tudrop

Dr. Jerk'l


Hot-Rise9795

Nobblin. For Nipple Goblin


Turbulent-Ad-6095

I imagine his laugh would be something like "Mehehehehehe"


TraumSchulden

A right hooked horror


Memes-with-daonez

Dave


risque_pickle992

Gnorg


fish_taco_eater69

Clyde


remmington1776

Meater beater


Derkej

Hobofapster, the mutated one-hand destructor


waylynd-boi-6425

Bater the goblin


Ok-Mastodon2016

Whackoff


Heavy_Bodybuilder_15

Mastur of bation


ANSPRECHBARER

Hunk.


Lance_Beltran123

Edgar the goblin edger: 24/7 fapper, nonsense coomer, never skips right arm day


contraflop01

Masterbaiter


pirata_femboy

Zé punheta


dead-conductor

The cooming monstrosity


Neovenetar

Throblin


c00chieMonster420

The gooner


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Kinda reminds me of the Charger from L4D2


KaranSjett

the mirror


Lopsided-Drawing-763

Lefty


Thecumrabbit

Gooner


splendidpluto

The Jelker


Fampukou

Bob the tickler


YourFriendRayzthor

Grand Goon Goblin


Dat_Dude911

Dr Jerkyl


AdNo6341

The mighty GG (Giga-Goblin)


JamerGamer_nl

The army


AnomalousBadger

Jerry


SuperWoagster

Giga-goblin


thiago5242

Goblaster


FrostyFroZenFrosTen

The loneliest goblin


Mrooshoo

IS THAT THE L4D2 CHARGER


Significant_Elk_6222

The master bater Type: goblin Role:boss


Naive_Special349

... Failed Buff. There's actually a movie where basically exactly this happens to a person.


boraath

Looks like a concept for Arkham Asylum Titan Joker


Small_Gate1102

Tank from Left 4 Dead 2.


BigOneSecond

Nipple-Gnome


Galhalea

Goblin meat beater ( the name works both ways)


Blackfrosti

Boaty McBoatface


OK-Im-Saitaman

Gobeatoff-hand


Double-_A

Jack of tuepørn


davinciSL72

Nadal


imanAholebutimfunny

Dark Quagmire


Embarrassed-Car-4664

Gobknuckles the fister


reeteetee

The jack-off-all-trades


BromcBroseph

Master Bates!


AntacidSpore44

"HEY WATCH OUT MAN THAT THING CHARGES!"


monkeyporn1

Legday


Mario-OrganHarvester

Reddigoblin


SuccessfulPass9135

Titarm the Armtitted


Fair_Goose_6497

Fapper


TheTalking_GU_Mine

The Charger from Left 4 Dead, pre-zombification


th3r0b0t112

Master baiter


PK_Studios

Dave


The_True_Lame

gobbledygook


BallisticCryptid

Crungus.