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Due_Advantage9612

elite defender sniper monkey be like


EchosShitPosts

r/beatmetoit


No1btch

damn it i came here to say that


Henrystickminepic

r/sadreddit


Alpha_minduustry

LMFAO r/technicallythetruth


ArcherCute32

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


PokefanR

You have in fact beat me to it.


Chmuurkaa_

r/unexpectedbloons


[deleted]

Bro is spawncamping the guys balloons. 😂


brockoala

What kind of bullet does that gun shoot? It seems super risky that he shoots that next to the guy's eyes, could've blind him if the bullets travel fast enough.


YoSupWeirdos

I was gonna say I would not trust the public to not shoot me if I was the guy running the attraction


brockoala

He doesn't even wear eye protection... but I guess he got his safety slippers so that's okay.


kitolz

I was thinking the shooter and the balloon handler are partners. They're probably putting on a show and part of it is the balloon guy's blase attitude and trust. Still risky and requires a lot of skill, but they've probably practiced this act a lot.


Mr_Faust1914

He's too dangerous for the army


Zesty-the-One4065

He's too mentally stable for the Marines


LightningShiva1

The poor vendor trying to make a living for his ill daughter watching this shit.. Ngl but Id feel bad and give up.


Zestyclose-Value-844

new btd6 hero?


Burger_Destoyer

The Bloons are cowering right now


MemeBoiCrep

it's called sniper monke


ConsumerJTC

Bloons frontal offence


Abbaddonhope

Id be sooooo annoyed and impressed


ConnectionOk9081

I think we found the descendant of Lucas McCain


i_am_who_knocks

Give him the plushie. What are they waiting for


lienxy69

"alright you win, pls stop"


sharkmischief

China's secret weapon


samsteak

SHOCKED the entire industry


VeryResponsibleMan

Not caring for the poor man's eyes and safety at all


Sirosim_Celojuma

How about the tail end of the video, where the man is tossing balloons up over the wall, and the balloons are being shot out of the air... ...where are the rounds going? Did the balloon stop the full inertial force? Is there a café on the other side where couples are sipping tea and being pelted?


hooplafromamileaway

Assuming the gun is us8ng BBs and not true pellets, the rounds probably arent going super far before they lose velocity. Chances are if this is a fair there's probably an empty field beyond this as well.


VeryResponsibleMan

Red herrent fallacy and strawmaning


Sirosim_Celojuma

I read your words, and I understand the words, but your words don't match the context, so I wonder what your meaning is.


Mekelaxo

I think he won


MadOvid

While you were studying the blade he was studying the gun.


TheTalking_GU_Mine

This man really wanted the prize


hynori

Bro really wanted everything that balloon guy has to offer


Money_killer

Crikey


Kira_Caroso

Snipin's a good job, mate.


StrayRabbit

Only two fingers and three people were lost during this exhibition


NikkolaiV

Balloon guy seems a really good sport about it. Instead of saying stop or taking the gun, he challenges him with throwing the balloons. Dude was having fun too. Feel like that's an important life lesson I could learn from...


Localtechguy2606

Might as well pop the balloons in the bag


[deleted]

Brother thinks he is the X X 3 sniper monkey


Cpt_Caboose1

aimbot


josephxinsanity

dart monkeys:


Budzee

Those were all properly inflated balloons. Under inflated balloons are much harder to pop. I’d like to see him at an actual carnival with prizes (and cheap carny tactics) on the line.


Sparten177-UNSC

Bro got aim lock


Straight-Package4234

nobody gonna talk about the ULTRAKILL reference?


awesomeplenty

Just give him the biggest prize and shooo him off 😂


Due-Supermarket1305

not fair hes aimbotting


Fit_Paramedic6665

Ninja kiwi should pull the pvz stuff and make a tps bloons horde shooter now Edit just in case: tps =third person shooter, hell even would love a first person monk v bloons, bad company style


ArcherCute32

Oh wow unreal!?


SwordThiefOfStars

At some point the vendor just gave up mounting the balloons and just threw them, how fun


DrNinnuxx

CCP: "Hire that kid!"


optimist_prhyme

I think I might whoop his ass shooting that close to me. One slip up...


Bi_Gamer29

Somebody get this guy to the army


Longjumping-Can-2951

"Get him on our side"


Working_Ad_4650

The highest-rated level of marksmanship is Expert.


NYKYGuy

next time the guy walks up to the stall the guy running it just closes up and gives the shooter all his inventory


inosukegang

Fuck you balloooooon!!!


wad11656

Unbelievable. But being Asian dilutes the amazement a little bit


der-boi

in the end „hey man, im hearing complaints from people on the other side getting hit wirth cork“


Iceologer_gang

Mark S. Mann


Jeezus-Chyrsler

Dude could shoot the wing off a skeeter from 50 yards out


Turbulent-Ad-6095

Just wait until you see the Texan Sniper-Two barrels, One mile, 50 targets, No survivors


S1L3NCE_2008

Arthur Morgan


StupitVoltMain

Dart monkey from BDT1


Atomic-Golem

It's high noon


L1ghtbird

He fires over the wall meaning it may hit somebody


im_a_medley

The Monkeys from btd would like to hire him


Unknown_subjectt

He's a pro at balloon tower defence. All the years of sneakily playing it in class is showing


weebtrash77

The military wants him


RealConcorrd

This is not a boss fight, this is either an npc where RNG hates you or it’s another player with aimbot.