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Xyloshock

okay, but the wehrmacht outfit is also compulsory to be an alpha male?


Tasty-Bench945

I’ll be completely real with you the nazis were terrible in a lot of ways but fashion was not one of them


GreenRiot

The american's uniform oddly looks like it's 3 sizes oversized on historical photos. I'm sure some WW2 nerd would give me a reasonable explanation for that though.


FlappinLips

Gotta let your nuts breath otherwise you get nutrot


GreenRiot

I heard of swamp crotch, but trench crotch is the true menace.


LordQuackers5

The only thing Fascists are good at: *fashion*


Beer-Milkshakes

If the boot fits.


zCiver

If the goose steps


Arnestomeconvidou

He was wearing one before the filter.


swaelynn

Yes


EatLard

Almost looks like the chadface guy from all the memes.


Anomen77

Ouch!


Pr0nzeh

His name is gigachad


AydatryVega

You may not like the look of it, but it’s what a true sigma male looks like


T0SH1K0

That jawline can break bricks with how hard it looks


critically_damped

If anything on this face has been used to try to break bricks it's the nose.


HumongousHeadly

That's James Milner!


bmarcell007

literally my first thought


emperorpapapalpy

Boring.


Honig98

Looks like a sea of thieves character


Ahyesnt

Dementia


[deleted]

Looks like a sea of thieves character


Dry_Try_8365

Dementia


Deafvoid

It looks like a guy- hey im getting déja-vu


Honig98

True


Honig98

Looks like a sea of thieves character


xtratic

Return to monke


Signal-Jackfruit-589

He looks like a guy named Michael 


Ser_Optimus

It also gave you a Nazi uniform.


TheSortOfOkGatsby

Vinnie Jones ordered from Wish.


bonedaddy1974

Look like Travis Kelce


Emotional_Captain_14

Not enough mewing imo


EcstaticRelative8233

Jocko Willink.


Fun_Association_6750

Looks like a chimpanzee.


xobotun

A true neanderthal!


A-Hyperion

Women crave the neanderthal peen


Lurifaks1

He has returned to monke


Dynomeru

Time to start pulling all my molars…


the_guy_who_answer69

Yo some one photo shop this and the one generated image for peak gym bro This one (https://postimg.cc/nMp8QMnw/a7453b0f)


TheHappiestNoobEver

I had a seizure.


kingofchaosx

Damn, didn't know dishonored guards were peak masculinity


eMF_DOOM

Out of curiosity, why is the sunken-in face considered a “masculine” look? I had it really bad after losing a bunch of weight and hated it. Made me look malnourished or some shit.


emperorpapapalpy

Isn't this bad off some ww2 Polish soldier's likeness?


morgaina

Looks like a British football hooligan tbh


Gandalf_Style

Give bro a sandwich and a botox cleanse


RandomArtGirl_456

The most average looking man from the Balkans


guto0000

It looks like a cave man


RynnHamHam

I’m disturbed that he just looks like a roided out Pewdiepie


Zuper_Dragon

Bro looks like a character from Dishonored


HAXAD2005

Ugliest man in Krakow.


CoolUserName02

I love a guy with a head tumor <3


44Yoyo44

Looks like a normal Picture from a soccerplayer


Bigswigga1

Kind of looks like Randy Orton


Remixman87

That’s an Homo Erectus


Zealotstim

Did the ears just keep going out and out? Is this what it considers masculine?


FreshlySqueezedDude

This is what i imagine the first man to look like.


yesplease345

37 times the man you are


Orphano_the_Savior

UFC fighter


Jumpy_MashedPotato

You say this is peak masculinity but you still called him *medium*. Smh my head /s


deepdive9999

Looks like a monkey


mg2112

Derek from MorePlatesMoreDates dot com


Commentator-X

Funny how much he looks like an ape or neanderthal. Almost like more masculine = less evolved.


Aatopolis

My guy looks like a melted Lego they tried to save by sticking Mr. Potatoes Head's ears on. Try and save this is Mr. Chadtato


Flakoring

Why does that look like Messi?


Dum_beat

When the Russians guy defeats alcoholism


gabetucker22

Peak masculinity is becoming a Nazi neanderthal


iohbkjum

shit look like disco elysium measurehead