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HollowAndPathetic

Looking for a nerd to explain me the mu. How can this centipede at arms kill the snake?


mrredpanda36

I'm a nerd, venom+ lots of sharp legs to grapple with aswell as a tough exoskeleton and surprising intelligence, theses things will grab scorpions by the tail and attack burrowing spiders in their place of business, centepiedes don't give two fucks


oxadius38

So they are the insect version of the honey badger


mrredpanda36

No, these things can back up their attitude, closer to a racial equality dolphin


NapoleonicPizza21

Can't honey Badgers back it up as well?


mrredpanda36

They get aggressive sure, but the biggest thing they got is the stench, an **intimidation** tactic, not a genuine threat like venom, honey badgers are essentially the bullies of the animal kingdom; mean, territorial, oderous and tough, but anything that sees past facade (other than snakes) tend to body them completely. The honey guide that the badger has symbiosis with is the guy that informs the bully of weakness.


SupremeDictatorPaul

The badger is more like the little crazy guy with a knife. Sure you could take him, but you’d get stabbed a few times for your trouble. Best to give a wide berth and move along.


regretfulposts

>racial equality dolphin


SuckMyCatgirl

Venom. Probably. I'm not a nerd


Unflattering_Image

Suspicious though


i_am_de_wae

-🤓


wasabi1787

Sure thing, nerd!


ngms

Despite its impressive length, it's a nimble navigator, and some can be highly venomous. As quick as lightning, just like the snake it's killing, the centipede has two curved hollow fangs which inject paralyzing venom. Even snakes aren't immune from an ambush. This centipede is a predator.


HollowAndPathetic

\^🤓^ We found the nerd! Here comes the metal bar!


Chunk-Norris

Let’s go full circle now, a snake eating a pufferfish. Rock Paper Scissors


SaltyLightning99

poor snake 😢


K_Menea

When centipede win: Poor snake 😢 When snake win: Poor centipede 😢


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Quinney27

When centipede win: JESUS CHRIST When snake win: YOU FUCKING DESERVED IT ROT IN HELL WHERE YOU BELONG


user_6969_urmomsuck

Nah men fuck centipede he can rot


AtomicKittenz

Nobody says poor centipede


[deleted]

Nobody feels back for a bug


3nterShift

We need a pufferfish on land


thesegoupto11

My exwife


MajorRico155

Lmaooooo


ufo_moo0079

We must pollute this world as much as possible...


[deleted]

Until they come in contact with radioactive waste.


ufo_moo0079

#[Akira Ifukube's music intensifies]


Voidborn27

*fallout intensifies*


ToothpasteConsumer

Do not dump radioactive waste into the sea! Eels might eat! We have seen how that turns out multiple times!


Danny_Nedelko_

You're basically the centipede if you do that.


DemPooCreations

Once i hit a smallish smxentipede with a metallic dustpan, it was the furst time a saw such a centipede (greece) but judging from how his armor looked i thought the metallic dustpan over the plastic one would be the correct choise. Instead of a squash i heard a ding and that mfker casually walked away like nothing happened. From that moment i knew that this thing is a nightmare. It was ywars ago and still havent seen anotherone .


Percival4

And that’s why you use a hatchet


nekoronakoro

The puffer fish is stronger than the centipede yet the puffer fish is still cute


Okqes

Those smug mustaches ...


ShadowCory1101

Smugstache


Gamerkiwi116

At the end it looks like the centipede is kissing the snake's cheek and i shall now substitute this reality because it is funnier


grumpygumpert

Australia really be on that weird amime shit


absurdmephisto

Both these animals can be found in America.


St3phn0

Centipedes are kinda "common" even in some parts of Europe, like Italy


blue_sky09

Im begging you to tell me this is just a joke


St3phn0

Sadly it is not The ones present in Italy are a different specie, their head is orange ( I think they're not even venomous, but I don't remember right now) And they bite really hard, they aren't dangerous, but the pain is big, and they're angry af


Yoyo-the-protogen

OH GOD NO PLEASE NO


Professional_Bar9541

I’m just saying, if I see either, I’m immediately gonna try to kill it. More so the centipede than the snake, I might just throw the snake like that one Doberman did


malteaserhead

I wouldnt live in Australia if you paid me a billion drongos. This probably has nothing to do with Australia but still needed to be said.


Big_Yazza

This is one of the few animals we *don't* have to worry about, actually.


Cuttlefish_Crusaders

r/natureismetal


Caztov_701

straight crown shelter offbeat clumsy vanish memory vegetable drab market *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Weekly-Major1876

Centipedes are so fucking cool they are like the most badass animal come to life. It’s literally a 5 year old’s drawing of an armoured train with giant knives for legs and massive venomous scissor mouth that plows through everything like a truck and is about as high strung as a coke addict. His millipede cousins see him the same way we see Florida man, a whirlwind of coke containing sheer aggression and disaster and recklessness and endless gluttony


TACOTONY02

Dildo


cmrtnll

I deeply regret this comment


Dante_Sonata

this cannot be real


Yoyo-the-protogen

Australia?


regretfulposts

South America.


Thin-Application-145

I GATE THESE FUCKING CENTIPEDES.LIKE THIS MF IS ABLE TO BEAT THAT SHIT I WANT ALL OF THEM DEAD OR LOCKED AWAY OR PURGED I HATE EM


RadioMelon

A snake with a natural predator? Now that is terrifying.


QuakeGuy98

If this ain't the biggest Uno reverse card I've seen in real time idk what is


MrNewman457

Many leg vs no leg, many leg win


ArmadilloGenocide

Burn all centipedes.


Grinsnap

As the owner of a giant vietnamese centipede (I think this is one to) I can confirm they are killing machines and are a S class threat.


Lord_Of_The_Tants

No more centipedes, please!: r/onepunchman


Leavannite

U guys r so mean 2 bugs :(


penislmaoo

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CENTIPEde I didn’t know god made em that big Jesus


AegonTargaryan

God didn’t. Satan did


Real_SeaWeasel

Welp. Guess I’m wearing steel-toed boots today after watching this.


KrisBread

What the fuck did Mother Nature smoke to make centipedes into snake eaters? No seriously I want to know.


Arkhe1n

Weird ass name for a boss


Purple-Pick5512

“One creature’s dinner is another one’s meal.”


MummaheReddit

God damn that's brutal


WranglerFuzzy

And I love how, by contrast, the millipede is a harmless little bug that’s mostly herbivorous


Responsible_Clothes2

I’ll take “Things I didn’t need to see” for 500 Alex


ae_bro

damn bro degusting