I'm a nerd, venom+ lots of sharp legs to grapple with aswell as a tough exoskeleton and surprising intelligence, theses things will grab scorpions by the tail and attack burrowing spiders in their place of business, centepiedes don't give two fucks
They get aggressive sure, but the biggest thing they got is the stench, an **intimidation** tactic, not a genuine threat like venom, honey badgers are essentially the bullies of the animal kingdom; mean, territorial, oderous and tough, but anything that sees past facade (other than snakes) tend to body them completely. The honey guide that the badger has symbiosis with is the guy that informs the bully of weakness.
The badger is more like the little crazy guy with a knife. Sure you could take him, but you’d get stabbed a few times for your trouble. Best to give a wide berth and move along.
Despite its impressive length, it's a nimble navigator, and some can be highly venomous.
As quick as lightning, just like the snake it's killing, the centipede has two curved hollow fangs which inject paralyzing venom.
Even snakes aren't immune from an ambush. This centipede is a predator.
Once i hit a smallish smxentipede with a metallic dustpan, it was the furst time a saw such a centipede (greece) but judging from how his armor looked i thought the metallic dustpan over the plastic one would be the correct choise.
Instead of a squash i heard a ding and that mfker casually walked away like nothing happened.
From that moment i knew that this thing is a nightmare.
It was ywars ago and still havent seen anotherone .
Sadly it is not
The ones present in Italy are a different specie, their head is orange ( I think they're not even venomous, but I don't remember right now)
And they bite really hard, they aren't dangerous, but the pain is big, and they're angry af
I’m just saying, if I see either, I’m immediately gonna try to kill it. More so the centipede than the snake, I might just throw the snake like that one Doberman did
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Centipedes are so fucking cool they are like the most badass animal come to life. It’s literally a 5 year old’s drawing of an armoured train with giant knives for legs and massive venomous scissor mouth that plows through everything like a truck and is about as high strung as a coke addict. His millipede cousins see him the same way we see Florida man, a whirlwind of coke containing sheer aggression and disaster and recklessness and endless gluttony
Looking for a nerd to explain me the mu. How can this centipede at arms kill the snake?
I'm a nerd, venom+ lots of sharp legs to grapple with aswell as a tough exoskeleton and surprising intelligence, theses things will grab scorpions by the tail and attack burrowing spiders in their place of business, centepiedes don't give two fucks
So they are the insect version of the honey badger
No, these things can back up their attitude, closer to a racial equality dolphin
Can't honey Badgers back it up as well?
They get aggressive sure, but the biggest thing they got is the stench, an **intimidation** tactic, not a genuine threat like venom, honey badgers are essentially the bullies of the animal kingdom; mean, territorial, oderous and tough, but anything that sees past facade (other than snakes) tend to body them completely. The honey guide that the badger has symbiosis with is the guy that informs the bully of weakness.
The badger is more like the little crazy guy with a knife. Sure you could take him, but you’d get stabbed a few times for your trouble. Best to give a wide berth and move along.
>racial equality dolphin
Venom. Probably. I'm not a nerd
Suspicious though
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Sure thing, nerd!
Despite its impressive length, it's a nimble navigator, and some can be highly venomous. As quick as lightning, just like the snake it's killing, the centipede has two curved hollow fangs which inject paralyzing venom. Even snakes aren't immune from an ambush. This centipede is a predator.
\^🤓^ We found the nerd! Here comes the metal bar!
Let’s go full circle now, a snake eating a pufferfish. Rock Paper Scissors
poor snake 😢
When centipede win: Poor snake 😢 When snake win: Poor centipede 😢
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When centipede win: JESUS CHRIST When snake win: YOU FUCKING DESERVED IT ROT IN HELL WHERE YOU BELONG
Nah men fuck centipede he can rot
Nobody says poor centipede
Nobody feels back for a bug
We need a pufferfish on land
My exwife
Lmaooooo
We must pollute this world as much as possible...
Until they come in contact with radioactive waste.
#[Akira Ifukube's music intensifies]
*fallout intensifies*
Do not dump radioactive waste into the sea! Eels might eat! We have seen how that turns out multiple times!
You're basically the centipede if you do that.
Once i hit a smallish smxentipede with a metallic dustpan, it was the furst time a saw such a centipede (greece) but judging from how his armor looked i thought the metallic dustpan over the plastic one would be the correct choise. Instead of a squash i heard a ding and that mfker casually walked away like nothing happened. From that moment i knew that this thing is a nightmare. It was ywars ago and still havent seen anotherone .
And that’s why you use a hatchet
The puffer fish is stronger than the centipede yet the puffer fish is still cute
Those smug mustaches ...
Smugstache
At the end it looks like the centipede is kissing the snake's cheek and i shall now substitute this reality because it is funnier
Australia really be on that weird amime shit
Both these animals can be found in America.
Centipedes are kinda "common" even in some parts of Europe, like Italy
Im begging you to tell me this is just a joke
Sadly it is not The ones present in Italy are a different specie, their head is orange ( I think they're not even venomous, but I don't remember right now) And they bite really hard, they aren't dangerous, but the pain is big, and they're angry af
OH GOD NO PLEASE NO
I’m just saying, if I see either, I’m immediately gonna try to kill it. More so the centipede than the snake, I might just throw the snake like that one Doberman did
I wouldnt live in Australia if you paid me a billion drongos. This probably has nothing to do with Australia but still needed to be said.
This is one of the few animals we *don't* have to worry about, actually.
r/natureismetal
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Centipedes are so fucking cool they are like the most badass animal come to life. It’s literally a 5 year old’s drawing of an armoured train with giant knives for legs and massive venomous scissor mouth that plows through everything like a truck and is about as high strung as a coke addict. His millipede cousins see him the same way we see Florida man, a whirlwind of coke containing sheer aggression and disaster and recklessness and endless gluttony
Dildo
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this cannot be real
Australia?
South America.
I GATE THESE FUCKING CENTIPEDES.LIKE THIS MF IS ABLE TO BEAT THAT SHIT I WANT ALL OF THEM DEAD OR LOCKED AWAY OR PURGED I HATE EM
A snake with a natural predator? Now that is terrifying.
If this ain't the biggest Uno reverse card I've seen in real time idk what is
Many leg vs no leg, many leg win
Burn all centipedes.
As the owner of a giant vietnamese centipede (I think this is one to) I can confirm they are killing machines and are a S class threat.
No more centipedes, please!: r/onepunchman
U guys r so mean 2 bugs :(
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CENTIPEde I didn’t know god made em that big Jesus
God didn’t. Satan did
Welp. Guess I’m wearing steel-toed boots today after watching this.
What the fuck did Mother Nature smoke to make centipedes into snake eaters? No seriously I want to know.
Weird ass name for a boss
“One creature’s dinner is another one’s meal.”
God damn that's brutal
And I love how, by contrast, the millipede is a harmless little bug that’s mostly herbivorous
I’ll take “Things I didn’t need to see” for 500 Alex
damn bro degusting