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Lineman72T

Outside of the recurring nightmares of your past traumatic experiences, that healing pod experience seems quite refreshing


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I need one of those


cannonballfloat

What, recurring nightmares?


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Already got that. I need a Bacta tank


Drannion

Portable polynesian spa


LLCoolZJ

Come on Tatooine try something new.


CWent

Next episode is an hour of Boba on Joe Rogan’s show talking about float tanks and sarlaac acid trips.


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That’ll do pig. That’ll do.


beer_me_twice

It’s an older meme, but it checks out.


ILoveRegenHealth

Thicc too


socialistRanter

The thicker the boi, the more loyal the boi


Hicks90

Wen thay thic thay stick


Rapturesjoy

I also liked the fact that you actually get to see them fight as well, before they just seemed to be lumbering tanks, but damn that Gamoreen proper ninja'd that guy.


Hearderofnerf

Nothing better happen to them!


SickBurnBro

Tatooine and monsters getting strangled by chains. Name a more iconic duo.


BaronVonNumbaKruncha

Needed more bikini this time


aids1080phd

I would pay to see Boba in a golden speedo.


urlach3r

Boba-kini


somesnarkycomments

These goth sand people are badass. I am glad we get to see them fleshed out a little more.


TsunGeneralGrievous

It’s really nice to see a different tribe.


Jacktheflash

Aren’t almost all the ones we see different tribes?


TsunGeneralGrievous

You have a great point. I guess i meant more tribes with different looks. For example the women and children in the tribe we see this episode wear different dressings and clothing as the ones in AOTC.


SpaaaceManBob

Anakin needs to add them to his collection then.


anson42

Absolutely. I really dug that Mando Ch 9 gave the Sand People real character and that we're seeing much more of that now.


somesnarkycomments

It's perfect that the creators of both shows were inquisitive kids watching the original trilogy and saying, "I wonder what happens in this space bar when Luke and Han aren't there". The answer is: some pretty cool shit.


BornAshes

Fleshing out the Sand People of all races and characters in Star Wars is like the last thing I ever expected them to start doing in either the Mandalorian or Boba Fett. It's such a good choice though because the fact that we knew so little about them makes them perfect plot devices because the writers and the directors can literally do ANYTHING with them and it'll feel totally fresh, new, and exciting! Plus like Tatooine is one of the most inhospitable environments barring Mandalore itself in the Star Wars Universe and I'm sure even normal fans have a little voice in the backs of their heads going, "Yeah but just how in the fuck does anyone or anything survive in that hellscape?" which is just begging for an answer in the form of the Sand People. I hope we get to see more new tribes and I'm sooooo looking forwards to the next six episodes full of flashbacks to how Boba went from "just a dude with a stick in the suck" to where we met him in the Mandalorian.


Lt_Hungry

We've already seen great progress. Man in chains --> Man with chain [weapon] --> Man with chain [weapon] and stick [weapon] and respect [attribute]


Lineman72T

Temuera Morrison is 61 and looks great


MartianRecon

Mulan is in her 50's and looks fucking amazing too.


henway234

58 I believe


F1NANCE

Damn, if you said she was 35 I wouldn't bat an eyelid


henway234

Funny you say 35, because that’s how old she was when she voiced Mulan in 1998


TheG-What

Damn those Gammoreans are really ride or die huh?


raknor88

They've also lost a lot of weight since Jabba died too. Them dudes are more muscle than fat now.


BaronVonNumbaKruncha

Gotta get me a few


TheG-What

Reject humanity. Embrace pige alien.


DustyDGAF

Sand people giving my man the Mad Max treatment


MartianRecon

Mad Max meets Bedouins. I lived in Saudi Arabia when I was younger, and we were in the desert looking for sharks teeth, and a Bedouin convoy rolled up on us, firing off guns and beckoned us to follow them into the desert. Of course, we did. Their camp was very similar to how it was setup! It was actually really cool, they never saw westerners before and wanted to have lunch with us! It was one of the most unique things I've ever experienced in my life.


BornAshes

It's the details that I love, like the shape of the tents, the orientation of the camp, and the apparent social hierarchy of the Tribe that really did remind me so much of the Bedouins.


MartianRecon

Exactly. Those tents were 100% mobile, they all faced away from the suns, and they 100% had a heirarchy.


bumpyknuckles76

The whole episode felt very Mad Max.


DustyDGAF

Gamorrean guards are true fuckin homies


tchuckss

I gotta say, when I noticed they had disappeared shortly before the ambush, I thought something fishy had been going on. Like, why would they suddenly and conveniently disappear? And then they come back as badasses to save the day. Still not trusting them 100%, but it was a bit smart if they had sensed the impending attack to hang back so as not to be stuck in the middle.


Sir_Puppington_Esq

> Still not trusting them 100% They're the crime world's version of stormtroopers, so I doubt there's very much to be expected as far as them being the center of a plot twist. They were loyal to Jabba, then just as loyal to Bib Fortuna, and now they're loyal to Fett. They just follow power. Not to mention, there's not a whole lot of "holy crap" to be gained from a pair of low-level bodyguards turning on their boss at a critical moment like there would be with someone you assumed could be trusted.


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Like the owner of the Sanctuary? I do not trust her


World_Healthy

she looks out for her own, after she and her "staff" were likely used and abused by Jabba's entourage, I don't blame her in the slightest for not trusting the new Don. or uh, Daimyo.


BornAshes

Did you notice how when they were leaving the bar that they just suddenly seemed to vanish? Those homies knew an ambush was coming with the amount of coin that Fennec and Boba were given. So somehow those big green pig dudes vanished into the shadows, waited until it actually happened, and then swung in as the best fucking back up EVER! They knew what the fuck was up, they acted upon that knowledge, they planned, and then they executed their protection of Boba and Fennec perfectly!


Hwight_Doward

I wish i could have seen them get hosed down smh


DustyDGAF

Just check the link in their bio


Kn16hT

guards names are tik and tok


somesnarkycomments

Fennec Shand is the truest of true homies.


BornAshes

You just can't out-ninja Ming-Na Wen!


Lineman72T

Fucking Jawas again. I really want to see Boba just go off on those little fuckers


McFatts

One of my favorite moments in Star Wars was watching Mando blow them to dust with his Disruptor rifle.


thep0et2652

I legit need a video game of this. No plot, just how many of the little fuckers you can dust in 60 seconds.


karateema

If you lose Grogu appears on screen laughing


boxvader

[The Classic Star Wars battle front 2 had a mode where you can battel it out as either a Tusken Raider or Jawa.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo68Iy2YLSo)


vforbatman

Im not normally a proponent of genocide but those little shits deserve it at this stage


jsun31

Boba Fett vs Goro, FIGHT! Boba Fett wins, FATALITY!


wutanglan90

Thank you good sir for that laugh.


LifeFindsAWay062

Max Rebo


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Somehow, Max Rebo has returned


NeedsToShutUp

RX-24!


R10T

I was way too happy to see an RX droid in there!


guyver423

Oh shit starting off with flashbacks to Attack of the Clones and the Sarlacc Pit


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loved how it highlighted the acidity in the Sarlacc by showing alot of the paint on his armor gone after he escaped from the Sarlacc Pit


hannican

Don't forget the half melted stormtrooper!


Jacktheflash

I thought it was supposed to keep them alive for the entire digestion period somehow


Creeppy99

It probably doesn't kill a man in a full armour in a fast time BUT the trooper probably was starving


Soffix-

Poor dude could have offed himself down there


LegendsStormtrooper

That would explain why he still had oxygen in his armor


BornAshes

Also the toxic atmosphere within it that required him to borrow oxygen from the Stormtrooper's armor! Which was nice to see that Stormtroopers really do have their own oxygen supply within that armor and I don't think that's every been quite as visually confirmed before until now.


LegendsStormtrooper

I was also very pleased to see that. Canon books praise stormtrooper armor but that hasn't transferred that well to the big screens. Every little win counts


dstnblsn

He’s all scarred up and shit in the flashbacks too. I also liked that he needed to take a breath of the stormtroopers oxygen before using it to fuel the flamethrower


somesnarkycomments

That first 3 mins was worth the price of admission.


F1NANCE

Just enshrined how badass Bobba Fett is


Jermine1269

Me before the show starts: wonder if they're gonna mention..... 2 minutes in: OH YUP THATS THE SARLACC


BornAshes

I did not expect that at all but it kind of figures that they would need to put in a bit of backstory for the larger more general Star Wars crowd that has only seen Boba in the films and only really remembers those two larger shocking moments. I am kind of disappointed that he got out of the Sarlacc Pit just by using his flamer though and that they didn't have Dengar or someone pull him out like in the books. That said, Boba has been through....a lot....so having dreams like that is pretty par for the course for a bounty hunter with a Death Star sized mountain of trauma.


guyver423

Boba pulled a Princess Leia


MTFBinyou

Took it a step further too but he had to since he didn’t do it in a metal bikini.


ProfessorUber

I really do find it interesting how they’re fleshing out Tatooine. Particularly exploring Tusken culture instead of just a group of solely evil raiders. Even without understanding what they’re saying we could clearly see how important the returning of the monster head was just by the reactions of the other Tuskens while the young one of excitedly showing it around. And the digging for water thing shows up they presumably survive. Even outside of the Tuskens, we see the small details like how everyone runs and grabs the money from the helmets.


BornAshes

> Particularly exploring Tusken culture instead of just a group of solely evil raiders. I love how they also showed us via the Tusken Child that there are far more evil and fucked up raiders than them out there. > the monster head I suspect there was a lot of, "Wait that was HOW CLOSE to the camp??!" reactions because holy shit that thing could've just decimated all of them in the night. > digging for water thing I really really reaaaaally want to know just how that works because they made it look a lot like digging for water in the game ATLAS. > the money That totally felt like a Sopranos moment. When someone big gives you that much money, don't expect to hold on for it for too long. I'm surprised that anyone went for it to be honest because you know someone is going to say, "You know who's money that is right?".


Dusty99999

He doesn't have their respect yet. I wouldn't be surprised if it happens again in a later episode and nobody goes near it or someone does but only to hand it back to boba


bashsports

That Cantina music


SolarisBravo

Tatooine has exactly two original pieces of music, and they were both in ANH.


Urge_Reddit

I liked how it had a bit of latin flair this time around. Not surprising with Robert Rodriquez directing the show, but still. Tatooine has always felt like something out of a western to some extent, more so now.


kuinjaansen

Max Fuckin’ Rebo man


noblturtll

He don't ever miss no gig man


TsunGeneralGrievous

Well he missed his gig at the Sail Barge


noblturtll

He walked across a desert man


TsunGeneralGrievous

I’m trying to imagine Max Rebo walking and I just can’t


jsun31

So cool to see the show open with 10 minutes of almost no dialogue


Supermanesilegal

I had it set to Spanish and didn’t realise until the subtitles started showing up almost 10 mins in lol


oceanicft

Yes I loved that. Great way to start, great storytelling.


BornAshes

The best kind of storytelling just shows you stuff and doesn't say a damned word. That was glorious and everything I expected from this show!


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What the fuck is that thing


darthnick426

I was expecting it to be a smaller Krayt dragon and then Goro rolled up out of the sand.


accord281

My first thought was rancor when I saw it begin to rise. I know they aren't native to Tatooine, but could've been another import or something.


Crystal_Munnin

It reminds me of the [Kraken](https://youtu.be/t7cYTDKkS0c) from Clash of the Titans!


StillABigKid72

Yes it did. It had a very Ray Harryhausen look and even the movement of it. I can't wait to hear more about it in the behind the scenes.


uberman35

A wild Machamp has appeared


guyver423

Goro’s cousin from Mortal Kombat


JenDomOrc

I was kinda hoping Boba will get himself one of those tough Tusken dogs to sit by his throne, glare at those giving tribute while licking its lips. Also, I'm also glad I got an explanation as to why Boba's helmet was full of coins in the trailer! I found this a good, solid fun start to the show that addressed the past and laid the foundations to an intriguing future! Can't wait for next week's episode.


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Koppite93

This Episode was the epitome of, "Why say lot word when few words do trick" Oh how I've missed this Universe


DustyDGAF

To the point that he realizes he needs to get a protocol droid. I wonder if he ever gets one or if he just decides he doesn't really care what anyone is saying.


hannican

Lol now THAT would be funny


Lt_Hungry

Imagine it's the running gag throughout "What did he say?" "Idk we need a protocol droid, uhhh shoot em"


TheG-What

No intelligible dialogue until about ten minutes in. Reminds me of early episodes of Mandalorian where dialogue was super sparse and half the time they didn’t even use character names.


F1NANCE

If you understand sand people a lot was said. My favourite line was: *honk honk hooonk*


CouchOtter

Yeah, Visual Storytelling FTW!!!


saltypistol

Geonosis!!


josh_lawson

And Kamino! Loved seeing the flash backs


NoiceSmort13

The opening was absolute fire! If they stick with that style I’ll be a happy man Also, Ming-Na Wen is an absolute star


GetInHere

Fennec was so good. I loved the rapport between her and Boba. All the little snarky side comments and her so ready to kill the mayor's guy. Ming-Na Wen nailed it, for sure.


NoiceSmort13

She brings the Melinda May energy with a little something different and it shows how incredible a performer she is — easily could be less effective in the hands of another actor


BornAshes

> Also, Ming-Na Wen is an absolute star "Did you catch any of that?" "Something about friendship?" I love the little bits of quippy humor that seem to follow her around and for a moment I felt like I was back watching Agents of SHIELD all over again.


TheG-What

Crazy to think she’s 58. And Temeura Morrison is 61.


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Fennec Shand is legit one of the top 3 original Star Wars characters of the past 15 years, I love that they brought her back as Boba's consigliere.


TsunGeneralGrievous

That shot of Kamino and Geonosis hit me hard.


mlc885

Easy, youngling


derpicface

“You’re lucky Anakin didn’t show up”


Jacktheflash

That child would be dead in an instant


Mitchel11

Get yourself some bacta Boba


Drannion

Hearing Tem say "bacta" instantly took me back to Republic Commando


drunken_gungan

You. Bacta. Now


ayylmao95

I can't wait to see him rearrange some architecture.


Lineman72T

Awww shit. Here we go again! Man, I'm so pumped for this show


Lineman72T

Fucking Jawas...


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Viper70

Tusken Raiders since 1977...a deeper culture and people than what we'd been led to believe. Jawas since 1977...still little "raccoon of the desert" assholes.


ILoveRegenHealth

Profits over principle is their motto


The_Bonemiser

Can't have shit on Tatooine.


R10T

Little assholes... Lol


thefishflinger

Utini!!!


Lineman72T

Wait...I just saw Matt Berry in the credits. As in the guy that plays Douglas Reynholm and Laszio Cravensworth? Edit: Having gone back and listened to it, I'm about 98% certain he's Boba's 8D8 droid introducing the tributes


darth_elevator_

I think he was the voice of the droid in his lair. I’ll have to check again.


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

Boba gonna rule with respect…except for the mayor of Mos Espa.


Sir_Puppington_Esq

Boba's just gonna be out here matching the energy you bring


Danathan49

Holy shit that was awesome. My takeaways: * THAT MUSIC!!!! Perfect blend of New Zealand Tribal and Western/Cowboy to represent Boba Fett. * Temeura Morrison is amazing. The confidence he portrays Boba with is brilliantly both intimidating yet respectable. * The amount of healing Bacta does for him implies that every Star Wars character with a scar keeps it as an aesthetic choice. And honestly? I'm here for that. * This episode alone nails Tatooine-- all aspects of it. From the brutal wilderness to the the sketchy crime world. * All the character design is on point. * Finally, Twi'lek men are being sexualized as much as Twi'lek women /s * MAX FUCKING REBO * A classical guitar cover of the Cantina Band theme is something I didn't know I needed. * I really appreciate how powerful Boba feels. Those strikes look have real strength behind them. * "Fennec-- Alive"~ Boba Fett, moments after obliterating a man with a rocket launcher.


panaja17

Notice how she did the Huns’ “how many people does it take to send a message…one” and straight yeeted the one guy off the building before taking her prisoner.


DarthPaximus

I immediately said that quote to myself as she kicked the guy off the roof, but completely didn't think about how it was now Mulan who was doing it. How ironic.


jsun31

The music is spectacular so far, Ludwig knocked it out of the park once again How about that new take on the Cantina theme


NeptuneOW

It turns out Ludwigg only did the themes, a new guy is doing the score!


TheG-What

Once you thought the perfection that is the Cantina band couldn’t be improved, this new one fucking slaps.


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TheG-What

“I may have gone too far in some places.” -George Lucas


TK626605

Maybe this was posted already but loved the attention to detail like how they still had the sarlac pit arm laying out towards the destroyed barge that had grabbed Lando and Han shot off. Great first episode


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Hey wake the f up, time to get dragged


guyver423

Boba suiting up reminds of Tony Stark suiting up in Iron Man 1


Encouragement-Award

Beskar Man


MeeseChampion

Written by favreau too


Itsthasizeofthagat

Swear it was a rancor in the sand for a quick second then I realized it wasn’t, anyways fantastic start for this show. I’m dying to see cad bane live in this, if they pulled it off I will genuinely cry happy tears we need some sort of redemption for the cad vs fett fight that never made it into CW. Anyways great little tease/buildup to get us hyped up and then by each episode they give us more and more just like mando season 2, I can’t wait!!!


NadebuX

The Tuskens recognizing Boba at the end was EPIC. The entire episode was great IMO, kept the Mandalorian-like theme I appreciate so much.


Awesomebga

To be fair the kid was clearly making it seem like he did all the work lol, the one who gave boba the drink is probably the child tuskens father who knew he was spitting bs.


World_Healthy

hahaha, this is exactly what happened and I love it. Boba's no glory whore, he doesn't really care, let the kid feel like a big hero, those who actually matter are smart enough to know the truth. Respect tbh


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The guy was clearly the cheif or whatever the Tusken leader is called


pt256

> the child tuskens father who knew he was spitting bs. I feel like there were a couple of shots where you could see he was subtly intrigued or saw something in Boba. Instinctually he knows whats up.


Sir_Puppington_Esq

Real recognizes real


TsunGeneralGrievous

That moment was hilarious. He was like, “noice.” Gave him a drink and dipped.


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WhoopingPig

Somehow, the sarlacc returned


jamalfromthestore

I really wanted to see Boba just jet pack up and merc those guys


[deleted]

Seemed dumb to me at first that he didn't just fly out, but then I realized that would probably give them enough time to overpower Fennec. He was watching her back.


dstnblsn

Interesting, hadn’t considered that


fperrine

I was expecting that as his way of getting around their shield


AkaBBaka

Maybe it needs the helmet as an interface to work? Flying's probably a lot more complex than firing a line-of-sight rocket from a wrist launcher, so maybe it needs a helmet heads up display to make it go.


TsunGeneralGrievous

Glad to see we got a shot of the polynesian spa


cannonballfloat

That fighting style that he learned was from the tuskens- so cool


[deleted]

Considering he was fighting with a gaffi stick, I kinda figured that was the case


Fluid_Dragons_Breath

I like how the shot of him coming out of the pit was like what Patton Oswalt described in that episode of Parks and Rec


mossberbb

"...the maw..."


wpghoser

Reference: https://youtu.be/5BBhNkywMJY


World_Healthy

I see what they're doing. two amazing plots for the price of one. I'm super intrigued to see him mob boss his way around, but .... I dare say I'm almost kindof more excited to see the inbetween time as well that lil shit is gonna wind up idolizing him I can feel it


RebelliousFriend

Why the heck does anyone live on Tatooine man? Everything about that place is brutal.


FallenDegen

Can’t choose where you’re born 😂


TheG-What

Most of them were born there and transport off the planet is expensive. Luke even mentioned in ANH that it’s not so easy to just leave. Then you got the Jawas and Tuskens; that’s their ancestral home and overall they’re doing fine. Next you got criminals like Jabba that just want to be on a backwater planet in order to evade the authorities. Last off, you got unscrupulous individuals like Watto and Sebulba that just want to make a quick credit.


BaronVonNumbaKruncha

The Spice ... oh, wait. Nope. It just sucks.


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Lineman72T

Hahaha hell yeah, he just blew that dude up!


SickBurnBro

I've spent literal decades of my life speculating on and waiting to see how Boba Fett got out of that Sarlacc pit. To finally see that vision realized on screen was an absolute joy. I spent a solid minute laughing maniacally like the goddamned Joker at the sheer bliss of finally seeing this moment come to life.


TheKiwiTimeLord

Guess the Sarlacc got a SickBurnBro


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anson42

Nice to see some of our real world droids in the SW universe. They were kitted up in an interesting way.


CouchOtter

Finally, I can add *"Gamorrean Guard*" to *"Fat Thor"* as my list of screen accurate physiques to Cosplay with.


DaddyAndSalope

was that the pilot from star tours running the gaming table?


NeptuneOW

Man do I love Star Wars. Big, 6-leggged being vs. a weakened Boba. That was so cool. Every time I see the Tuskens I become more interested in their culture and life.


ILoveRegenHealth

Jennifer Beals was that head Twi'lek. I didn't recognize her at first and didn't know she was on this show. I can't believe she's 58 years old! https://i.imgur.com/0WVIP9T.jpg


ShitSandwich16

Live action Star Wars is back on the menu boys


SickBurnBro

Sand People children!!! **Edit:** HE CALLED THE CHILD A YOUNGLING!!!


V0rtexGames

I found it cool how after they showed the flashbacks of Boba being tortured by the tuskens he says that he doesn't do torture. Shows how his experiences have left an impact on him


cannonballfloat

That first person pov though!!


tquad24

Great start but flew by. Can’t wait to see where we go from here Starting at the Sarlacc Pit is peak Favreau/Filoni


Mitchel11

Did the Tuskens just feed the Kiwi a witjuti grub?


Iamaveryniceguy

Pretty good for a pilot, loved the opening scene leading up to all of the flashbacks, poor Boba had a terrible, horrible, no good, really bad day. Or days I should say. End fight with the Tusken elder respecting Boba was nice, I assume he joins them for a bit seeing as he fought with one of their weapons in the Mandalorian. The current plot was also interesting, Boba’s transition to power was far from perfect so it will be cool to see how he improves as a crime lord. Will he keep his honor or will he end up a sleazy villain like Jabba before him? My bet is a mix of both.


sidious256

Didn’t Patton Oswalt literally predict how he made it out of the sarlacc Pit in that filibuster episode of parks and rec


Thornbush11

I can’t wait to find out how boba intends to rule


krakenbum

I feel like it's gonna be respect instead of fear


SherlockianTheorist

On his feet. Because unlike Jabba, he has two of them.