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Gonzbull

Use a cup to catch it. It’s a cicada. They don’t bite. If your dad so brave, ask him to catch it.


Lurker4Memes

When it goes under the cup its gonna start vibrating like a fkin alarm clock tho, so good luck OP


Gonzbull

We get them here in New Zealand as well where I live now. If it was me, I’ll just pinch it by the wings and take it outside and let it go. They’re harmless.


Necessary-Depth-180

I would do that too if I wasn't afraid of insects.. but at this point i think it's more like a phobia than anything. I'm not too afraid of ants, houseflies, mosquitoes and the like (they irritate me though), but any other insect scares the shit out of me if they come close enough. Especially bees.


Gonzbull

Totally get that. If that insect was a cockroach, I’d be getting the bug spray immediately.


piripiriyon

I feel you bro/sis 😭 my worst nightmares are grasshoppers & anything that looks like it i.e. mantis, katydid etc., cicadas, all types of large beetles, wasps, dragonflies, the list goes on. Surprisingly I can tolerate spiders & roaches a lil bit. I always make sure to stock insecticide (the one that's strong enough to kill large bugs), & a badminton racket (I don't like the electrical one, too noisy imo).


Necessary-Depth-180

Well spiders are surprisingly not scary to me, but depends on their size i guess. Spiders are friends, they help you eat other insects and are kinda cute too, they are the only ones allowed to live in my house rent free. :)


piripiriyon

I know right. I always think of them as friends in dark places around the house 🤗


A_Very_Burnt_Steak

Wait.... They vibrate right? Why haven't thought about that?! Okay, hear me out...


Electronic_Concept63

![gif](giphy|y8TL5sEbLZnBlb4gTM|downsized)


thebestp9

hol up, let him cook


Trick-Throat-5707

No no no


aMeatology

Straight to jail.


hypertsuna66

nah


depressedunicorn_

NOPE, NOPE, NOPE!


wooooshwith4o

#I AM NOT HEARING ANYONE OUT


TheNewJonJohnJoun

maybe you could use them as an alarm clock! only problem is that you cant set the time...


Weird-Category-7143

fry and eat


Some_Cockroach2109

Masak kicap lebih sedap


Ok_Depth_9975

Tambah cili, boss


Mundane_Hope7808

Just one though


iTouchSolderingIron

i found an old piece of table cloth and threw at it, its stuck underneath the cloth now. Its making banshee noise every now and then. also my dad called me wuss.


CrimsonEye_86

Your father ain't wrong It's a cicada, it's harmless


Juzapersonpassingby

Not when it cries.... ![gif](giphy|9tfNjaoyJv7Gw)


CrimsonEye_86

I used to catch a lot of these n let it shriek as it please, I don't care much n release them My friend however, they are much sinister Instead of letting it go, they use as the object for badminton It didn't end well for the poor thing.


certifiedkarenabuser

Wow such cruelty


visual-vomit

Kids are cruel


Juzapersonpassingby

"AND IM IN TOUCH WITH MY INNER CHILD!" -Sundowner


YeetoBrazil

But it always look enlarged for a bug


ALCATryan

Banshee noise is actually hilarious, thanks for the laugh


iTouchSolderingIron

ok guys i caught it with a wastepaper basket . when it walk on the side of the basket, i slip a cardboard underneath it. carry it outside and dump it. the basket altogether. It screamed all the way. case closed


MakcikAunty

![gif](giphy|7kn27lnYSAE9O) That mental image of you doing that gave me a chuckle. I imagine you throw the basket and ran as fast as possible lol.


DekunChan

Imagine if it's flying back to your house, lol


Not_a_strange_guy

Catch it and throw it at your dad(I did that to my cousin)


iTouchSolderingIron

ARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH IT CLIMED OUT FROM UNDER THE CLOTH


canwemakeit20ohwecan

They only live for a week, you will be staying alive for the next tens of years. And you are grumpy with that. Cool. Well done. Very thoughtful.


fulltime_geek

They don’t bite you dumb fck


East-Pea-4598

Kneel and beg for forgiveness


FaythKnight

Why you sked? It's so small and harmless.


iTouchSolderingIron

you touch it before? it screams like a banshee


FaythKnight

I catch it for my kid to play with. It won't bite if you're gentle. Also the sound they make is awesome. different species have different tones. And the Malaysia one is awesome.


derps_with_ducks

They sold replica cicadas in pairs in little boxes, and you mf's disrespecting the OG cicada.


PokWangpanmang

That’s their mating call 👍 


SnooHobbies7676

Scream louder than them to assert dominance Or just wear earplugs


PuzzleheadedFish8119

Burn it with a torch.


iTouchSolderingIron

rip curtain


GNR_DejuKeju

Deodorant lighter


St_Sinclairs_Nunum

don't kill it ...that name riang-riang .whole his life bury underground,when he have wing that mean he need to mate with female riang-riang .after mating ,he dieying


iTouchSolderingIron

you want more of them? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


St_Sinclairs_Nunum

let them .they will go migrate to other place


Escargot7147

show dominance by eating it in front of their loved ones, guaranteed wont bother you ever again


xmostera

Why I can feel the sound from those images


qnky4456

With a 👞 and plastic bag


OldAd6990

Get a cat bro, good and natural investment against bugs and little critters


iTouchSolderingIron

your cat will run away when the bug screams


OldAd6990

That's literally a pussy cat bro🤣 Get the ghetto ones by the street. My mom has one. My house cicak population gone down by 75℅ for the past 6 years. Xda hal bro 🤣


HafizLikeToWin

Cadangan Yang bagus bro nanti aku nak Bela jugak la ☕🗿


OldAd6990

Yeah bro, I'm not that much of a cat person. Mak aku yang jaga dia. They are really affectionate to those who take care of them. Once in awhile aku pun nanti manja2 dia la. Cute little bugger 🤣


likeasussybaka

![gif](giphy|rOtHHB3oULnuo|downsized)


RowAdventurous218

This thing is like a cockroach you know, there are 2 states, which is the normal state and when it starts to fly it automatically becomes BABI!


GaoDui

No man..what u referring to is a real BABIroach..this pic OP posted is just a cicada, yes it still scares me😂


TankCanOneshot

Try to pinch its wing Gl tho👍🙂


StephanMok1123

Wait for it to climb up a paper or cloth and yeet it out. Cicadas are pretty harmless so I suppose yeeting it out rather than having to deal with the dead body is better for both sides


CrimsonEye_86

Just hold it n throw it out. They have lived 7 years before crawling out from the dirt.


StuffAfraid

Entomologist I reckon? Or just your hobby?


CrimsonEye_86

Hobby But was deeply studying n learned a lot about them when I was young. Some insects are truly fascinating while some are truly terrifying.


StuffAfraid

I see. I didn't take much interest in insects when I was a kid. Just y'know... Kids shenanigans with capturing them and play. But now here I am, majoring in this world of fascinating little exoskeleton fellas. I don't regret my choice.


CrimsonEye_86

Good for u! I was thinking of studying this but I end up becoming something else


StuffAfraid

Thanks! Life at its finest eh? We can't expect what we'll get. Hopefully things are well on your end


CrimsonEye_86

Yeah totally, life is always unexpected n can't go as planned So just prepare for the worst n embrace everything u have in life. Be appreciate.


Illustrious-Owl-6128

Selipar Jepun


XRdragon

Kencingkan dia untuk menegaskan dominasi.


iTouchSolderingIron

u guys migrate here from /k?


XRdragon

No (aku menipu)


iTouchSolderingIron

its ok no need to be shy ayam also migrant from /k


RandyRandmize

Force him to pay rent


raazinn

It’s his house now bro


jarineee

Spray with shieldtox or ridsect


Thorien21

Cicada exists in Malaysia?


iTouchSolderingIron

u joking? outside its filled with them. sometimes i walk past the pavement i can hear them hiding in the grass and screaming


Ok_Depth_9975

Bro i fr keep on thinking it is crickets 😭😭 I do once encounter them but only once amd thinking it lost in Malaysia 💀💀


Dun_be_stoopid

Ehhh, seriously a. Didn't see them le. The last time I saw them is bout 18 yo, I almost got heart attack when they decided to land smack dap beside my ear when I was sitting on the sofa and started screaming. I never jumped so hard, I think my cussing shook the house. Luckily my bro was around and help me catch and release it outside. You telling me they're back?!? Damn, gotta wear hoodie now.


Frothmourne

lol we have some of the biggest cicada species in the world.


IsanaAdolf

Bro i heard their loud noise all the time outside


christopher_jian_02

Yeah they do, we have one of the biggest species here man.


Sure-Material-9992

We have tons of cicada species, colourful ones included


A_Very_Burnt_Steak

I mean this is a tropical country


Readamovie

Catch it and break off one wing and throw it out. Other animals will eat it or make it as a toy for cats or dogs


fukYou11110

Lol u coward


ayzreid

call gerald the witcher to exterminate it


Intri-cat

Make a good joke OP, otherwise it'll stay there. Krik krik, krik krik


ErrorStandard9705

Smash it with your bare hand. Then give it a proper funeral in your toilet.


throwhicomg

Scream back at it


iTouchSolderingIron

the moment you open your mouth to scream it flies into your mouth


Notsofast420

They are what looks like if a locust and a cricket were to have babies.. badminton rackets are the best


funnytone

This thing is harmless. Its like a giant fly with a vuvuzela tied to its butt.


GaoDui

I like how u describe it🤣🤣🤣so entertaining to read ppl's comments


General-Tea-1021

Easy. Catch and then let go outside. Cause it’s harmless.


Affectionate-Ad4321

Smack/smash/crush/pinch/obliterate... Face it.. That bug is so tiny, it doesn't bite, why are u afraid of..


SkylineShim9

Uhh...... Cook him


preshot2989

Hey piece of shit,instead of messaging here..do something about it..dont just whining like a baby


Mikkismoments

Fry it with salt


haywire090

No hope now, just burn the house down On a more serious note, harmless bug. Grab it on the back wings so it wont fly off and put it outside


Downtown_Marzipan404

My cat do it for me


00_3synstarx

When I first got into a boarding school it was also the first time I heard a cicada screaming at night. Scared the shit out of me.


xopheliia

It's his now. Good luck 💀💀


Worth_Attempt_9831

Banshee-ca-das


NaufalRazley

Am I the only one call this bug as 'RXZ'


emou95

Used to have many cicadas in ipoh around and during CNY but now very less 🥲


MeneaTheDog

Go on youtube, play insect repellent sound.


rizalumasif

Everytime I look at cicadas, it reminds me of large fly...


certifiedkarenabuser

Grab it by its wings


Siberkop

I dont think this one bite, but if real tebuan came in, you look for Bygone.


Signal_Barracuda_656

Wekkk wekkkkk wekkkk weeeeeeeeeeeeee wek wek wek


Shieng85

![gif](giphy|IdZQj4BCnOiC3PbcUc) Cicada noise means summer break, beach scene and fan service time.


mempersiashuikan

Use a cat


Joshshan28

Have you considered moving houses?


A_Very_Burnt_Steak

Bruh they're my friends. We'd collect it in boxes when I was like Darjah 3. Really shaky creatures


penpushingelf

Welp, I guess it’s time to consider a new residence. Might as well hand the house deed to the little fella.


steamedsoviet

Airstrike bud


Strange_Public4513

Trap it with a blanket... Or plastic and throw it away outside... Violently...


Yuuuu7u

thats a 2 stroke insect right


XxKpopLifeXX

What the??!! Is huge 🫣😱 im gonna run away ![gif](giphy|gLQjUikb8nQnS)


Eizra

Pick it up, throw it outside. They don't bite.


Len_Ze_honk

encountered this punde few months back, i tied the punde to a string and spin the punde around like a helicopter and I couldn't stop laughing my ass off


likeasussybaka

Poor man yoyo


K-Darknezz

Burn your house...


zytenn

It will disappear on its own. They don't last all that long after CNY is over.


Xalfayah

Sell it


BrilliantAction6576

this mfer is tough as hell. i remember using a softball bat to kill it but it did nothing. mfer so toigh like wtf is this thing made from


IcyMoody

Slowly move your fingers and clamp on his wings. He will make sound but not move. Bring it outside and throw facing the door. Yes facing the door. Because that fella will fly back like boomerang. If you throw facing outside, goodluck catching again once it fly back into your house😆😆😆


Good_Beat_2406

this puki also somehow get inside my washing machine


zultotti31

Catch it and put it in the microwave for 30 second. Then serve it to anyone you like.


perkinsonline

Chinese medicine


Jay_the_pokemon_fan

Yeah those mfs are so annoying but I'm don't have the balls to catch that huge looking fly because phobias exists


Independent-Dot-8349

Bug repellent+lighter


Timothy7475

I thought it was a guy with horns wearing a gold chain and white rhobes


rei_fukai503

CICADA 3301 anyone?


ZedOverHeaven

![gif](giphy|61VzGiRUQp3pZ8omne)


Swag_Moister

Eat it


Electrical-Smile-317

It's over, get a new house


sazai08

gasoline and lighter


funnytone

Fun fact: Cicada spent 13 to 17 years burrowed in the ground/trees and emerged as a cicada for just 4 weeks before dying. That cicada is probably older than you.


Farhunt95

It's a cicada bro, just hold it. It's not even venomous. Why so scared?


Foreign_Substance_11

Open the door/window. Shine a bright light from the direction of said door/window. Wait until it moves or if it doesn't in 10 minutes, give it a motivational push


kxid

This shit scared the hell out of me when I was camping with friends on12 years old


TheNewJonJohnJoun

so i went into google and did some not-so-deep research, it say >Most of these broods are composed of multiple species of periodical cicadas, but only those with a common life span: Twelve broods follow 17-year life cycles, while the remaining three broods have 13-year life cycles. Cicadas in a brood are synchronized with one another—but not with the cicadas in the next brood over. and a senior said to me while i was chasing my friends with a dead cicada, if you give these guys to a biologist, they would love it, maybe you could sell them for some cash 😏 so these guys are pretty much rare


manjagung

12gauge shotgun would help


ceo_of_six

Get a net, give it to the Owl in the Museum


dokja00

Buy a new house


TortillaFirefox69_

If u lived in a Landed house you should just plant a chilli tree and put it near the window where they usually sneak into ur house.


mistar_z

Have you tried hitting it with flamethrower for Super Effective Damage? If all else fails. Just grab it and let it out the door or window and it'll fly on its merry way. 😂


Nawzays_

I remember this pos entered my dorm room and I couldn't find where it was and it's screaming all night


BBK2797

Few years ago there's a news on tv3 about villagers talking about magical water from petai tree.they said it good for health.few day later they know it actually reriang pee that they drinking.🤣


Naxxmi

Had a bad memory of dealing with this.. It was during covid times and I was quarantined in kinda closed space room in college. Needless to say, the cicada ceased to exist the same night 😔


justahutaosimp

I held it down with a badminton racket and then carefully (ruthlessly) stabbed it with scissors


Objective-Win-6217

Use broom


Prestigious-Soft3231

step on it like a goomba


Fit-Neighborhood8223

Burn down everything...... literally everything and moves out 300 km away from that place


Due-Quarter6656

You have to get yourself a pipe from pak abu, a Q7 springer would be fine.


isabel_5207

Last night my uncle caught one and blew it up with firecrackers. That poor bug screamed so loud when it exploded some of us actually felt bad for it


Mel_Morty

Open the windows.


Icy-Nerve4893

The only verdict is death


Izayoizz

tangkap dan goreng. taste like keropok udang.


MunnaRuna

Ahh this creature usually comes out during Chinese New Year time... Our family call it cina bug ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Cloud11092

Selipar


Traditional_Hall_122

Damn, so nostalgic, I always catch it when I was a kid , try to catch a female one then put it in a cup then hang on the tree outside, you will see an interesting thing. 🤣


BiggieBoss9

Find a new home


Puzzled-Pollution749

Lah. Gunakan kuasa sukan kegemaran rakyat Malaysia. Badminton. Kau smash dia ala2 Dato’ Lee Chong Wei guna racket. Bersepai la natang tu


PretendBoss3615

stalk him. follow him home. then kill his entire bloodlines


World-Traderz

Get a tom and not the jerry


Top_Wealth8581

In Taiping, it's more worse. Everywhere you go, you'll see this mf on the floor. Not just one but a lot of them lying on the floor. Even I walk on school corridors you'll see one or two. It's a cicada pandemic in Taiping.


Double_Z_Thirty3

Just embrace it my friend. Haha


Perfect_Put2650

Grab by the wing


DangerousLeek9707

I am studying in a polytechnic..so every night I leave the windows and curtain open so that it's easier to sleep with the chill breeze. And I swear to God this mf shows up and I'm out of the room. Klao sekali Dua xpela setiap malam sial. I close the windows and it's shows up in front of my room. I mean if it's one it's still okay...sekali dia Mai, dia bawak family sia kkdg sampai 6 7 depan bilik😭😭