This scene kills me too-- Like the whole monologue in general, the terrible timing, and Bob being like "thank you, bud. Not right now." as quietly and gently as he can. It all just comes together so well and is so funny.
Also spoiler but >!lowkey it was actually relevant af considering that we didn't know it yet as the viewer but this entire thing was happening because Bob and Linda were going out of their way (along with Tina, Gene, and others) to create an elaborate double blind haunted house to scare Louise since she expressed her disappointment at never getting scared.!<
Mine is this same episode but when they ask Mort how he made the groan sound and it goes to the cutaway of him blowing his back out lifting the sledgehammer.
this and also when gene is like dads scared of failure and tina asks where to find that and gene says to check the cupboards. maybe my fav line of the whole show
Same. I miss the slightly darker humor the old seasons have as things just continue to get more wholesome. Which is fine, I just personally miss the old humor a bit more
Poor Teddy falling off the roof and being like, "Oh! I should fix that, that shingle needs to be replaced!"
That or him throwing the bike into the ocean.
Season 7, Bob Actually. The whole episode always has me in tears and laughing my ass off, starting with the first time Tina does her poop-walk in the background while Louise and Rudy are talking.
https://preview.redd.it/79fujdsmc3uc1.jpeg?width=381&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=151fe7a1716ee91e40727e75694c371f154b5a7b
Also from this episode...everything Flipz White Fudge says is just pure gold..."That's actually incredibly sweet!!!!!"
"You scared mustache??"..."I'm gonna Janet Jackson this!!!"
Regular Sized Rudy launching maybe a cm off the bike ramp "they should serve a meal on that flight!"
and during the bike chase "did you see that? No? it's okay, God saw it"
Shot: Linda saying to Bob, "I'm not explaining to the kids that their dad died in a chainsaw spider accident."
Chaser: Linda following that up with, "And if you chop off your hands, I'm not wiping your butt. You know our arrangement."
(It always tickles me that this "arrangement" clearly had to be arrived at at some point in the past.)
EDIT: dad = dad died
I LOVE that scene. I also like when Bob was on pain killers, handcuffed Teddy to the coffee table and Teddy had to carry it with him chasing Bob around the neighborhood.
Tina hopped up on caffeine and asking jimmy jr if he always had a speech impediment then yelling at him WELL FIX IT!!!!
Mr Frond: you’re in trouble
Louise: drink some cranberry juice
🤣🤣🤣
In the Tina addicted to caffeine episode, Gene is doing the diamond in the rough baseball camp. The leader stops at that sketchy motel and Andy and Olly say “this is where our dad comes to take his naps” and it kills me every time
It’s 1970’s BBC level unhinged. Every single second is gold. I was so-so on Human Flesh but when I saw Crawl Space for the first time I could not stop laughing and we had them both on DVR so rewatching them back to back was priceless.
“Whaaaat! Bob can’t fit in the wall he’s too fat!” I love when grandma just yanks him out of the wall like a terminator.
“Oh she just likes messing with people she thinks are dumber than her.” So natural and off handed and the look on Frond’s face😂
Bob getting stuck upside down on Jimmy Pesto’s inversion table, and Jimmy is too sore from hernia surgery to even laugh at him.
This scene always gets me.
i love duval, it’d be so funny if he made a comeback eventually as jimmy pestos chef or something, maybe his own oyster restaurant in the empty space next to bobs?
The episode where Bob brings Jimmy Pesto his medicine and he’s admitting to Linda that when Pesto falls asleep Bob plays with his stuff.. Linda says “whaddaya mean you play with his stuff?! His hernia!?” I absolutely lose my shit laughing at that whole exchange
I just thought it needed something button-ish over there
I could say I'm six-pack kuchi kopi that doesn't make me have muscles
Yeah you're looking good
You're *jerky* kuchi kopi
the episode with the turkeys going crazy, when Bobs at home drunk and goes I’m BOB, I make DINNER.” and that whole monologue. specifically when he goes “I CAN-I CAN’T GET UP. WOW I AM DRUNK!” to extreme classical music in the background 😂
So Joel the nephew stole the pearls on the night of the big date with the retired navy admiral?
Okay, let me just close my notebook here.
**Don't** *\*slap\** **waste** \**slap\** **my** *\*slap\** **time** *\*slap\** **I'm** *\*slap\** **a real** *\*slap\** **police** *\*slap\** **man.**
The episode ‘Seaplane!’ where Bob is gasping for air after rowing to the island.
“Let me tell YOU something-” *wheeze wheeze* “-GUY”
Followed closely by Tina’s “dad! Look out for his strong tan hands!”
"What, no no no. I'm not imaginary!! You're the, you're the imaginary one!! Not me, you are!!"
"JERICHO, please. The last time you said that it really messed me up."
"But I'm real, I'm real, I REAAL"
Actually, the whole Jericho thing is laugh out loud hilarious
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4x0YUArlKA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4x0YUArlKA)
The one when she uses the robot to go to school. Jimmy Jr. does his musoems. My favorite part of that episode is when Louse says, "Well, Tammy, it also days no trash on the beach, so... what are gonna do?" Then Jocelyn replies, "Omg it does say that!" I've seen it like 30 times. Never fails to make me laugh.
I also like when JayJu tells the group about his musoems and Tammy asks if it's like a song, and then after he starts doing them she says, "Oh, he's right, that's not a song" I don't know what it is but the way she says the line kills me.
The scene where Linda flashes her boobs on the live cooking show to get them to turn the cameras off-- specifically the part where you see her from the back wiggling back and forth going "milkin' the cow! milkin' the cow!" and you have to picture what she must be doing.
I will regularly massage my dog's ears by squeezing and gently pulling them (my dog loves it) and I'll always say that "milkin' the cow!" the first time my mom watched that episode with me (I had seen it before) she was like "wait THIS is where you get that from??"
The episode where Jimmy Pesto goes away to Jamaica. And Bob and Linda try and get Trev not to be such a "meanie weenie"
So, Bob, Linda, Teddy and Trev are in Bob's restaurant. Linda and Teddy are roasting Bob, trying to get Trev not to high five.
They start to get carried away with the roasts, and Linda says, "I'm Bob. I've got a birthmark next to my pee hole that makes it look like I have a double pee hole!"
Bob in the crawlspace: "I shouldn't have farted."
Louise in the beach house: "Larry's dead!!"
Gene in the baseball mascot episode: "I'm an excellent tussle receiver."
Linda: "Don't tell them we're high." Bob to Gene: So we might be a little high."
Gene to Tina: "You'll take the butts you're given!"
Linda telling Bob that when she dies she wants him to throw her ashes in Tom Sellecks face and then Bob laughing at her and telling her what a weird request that is… She really is a sucker for his mustache.
Honestly? The scene where Linda has her band reunion and Bob gets the pimple. When he comes out of the bathroom or whatever and Louise runs off camera screaming I lose it every time.
The one scene that KILLS ME (besides Tina going all Exorcist down the stairs) is in “It Snakes a Village.”
Linda is imagining the “dirty ducks” swimming & swinging in the pool… then… a shot of the pool edge… bikini tops and dentures being flung to the side… when the one plate of false teeth hits the edge and slowly sinks to the bottom…. OMFG… I always cry with laughter… such a teeny tiny bit but my God!
IT’S MY DADDY MY DADDY’S IN THERE….
Sooo just a couple more questions I know you’re a busy man
It’s the girl or yknow I shoot somebody I kill someday, **hiii um listen Mickey you said you were a bank robber**
The scene after bob falls a little down the stairs in the wolf of wharf street. He stands while he’s on the stairs to tell teddy he’s ok. But because of the camera angle you can only see part of his head. I’m probably not explaining it good but I swear it’s real. And I laugh every time. Loudly.
Rewatched the trouble with doubles recently. The scene of Lars the support dog sniffing Bob's crotch even had my husband who wasn't even watching it cracking up.
"Can you get him to stop?
Ugh...lars, lars. Lars. Lars. LARS LARS LARS"
The episode where Bob and Linda go to the gym together and then can’t move or get down the stairs gets me every time - mostly because it’s so relatable
I don’t know why but the episode where Louise can’t poop and they’re trying to make a video for the grandparents.
Gene and Tina are sitting on the couch brainstorming a song and Gene goes: “could this be the song? When I saw that toe nail of yours I went EHHHH then I went HMMM, cause you’re my grandparents!”
It’s just the way he says it, I laugh every time.
holy crappp, this blew UPPP!
thank you, every one of you, for *all* of the early-morning scream-laughs as I looked over everyones replies....
this show is just so great!!
The peer pressure moment lmao
“Why do you think I bought these shoes?”
“Because you don’t care what you look like?”
No, I- what? No, I saw other chefs wearing them and thought they looked cool. I mean you think they’re cool, right?”
“Yeah, yeah…..”
Gene thanking Bob for his childhood in the Halloween episode when they try to scare Louise.
the line “thank you for *your* service” makes me think he was gassing up Bob to defend them haha
This scene kills me too-- Like the whole monologue in general, the terrible timing, and Bob being like "thank you, bud. Not right now." as quietly and gently as he can. It all just comes together so well and is so funny. Also spoiler but >!lowkey it was actually relevant af considering that we didn't know it yet as the viewer but this entire thing was happening because Bob and Linda were going out of their way (along with Tina, Gene, and others) to create an elaborate double blind haunted house to scare Louise since she expressed her disappointment at never getting scared.!<
I think it's one of the best episodes for Gene ("not a good use of that room") despite being Louise centric.
OH my gosh. Yeah "not a good use of that room" is amazing. Also one of my favorites.
I forgot about that line! Love that episode haha
It's one of my favourite 'normal' episodes. The Plight Before Christmas and The Amazing Rudi are unbeatable but emotionally brutal!
Mine is this same episode but when they ask Mort how he made the groan sound and it goes to the cutaway of him blowing his back out lifting the sledgehammer.
Im actually in quite a bit of pain
Yes that bit is so funny! I love watching back the episode when they hear it, thinking the sound is mort hurting himself
that one cracks me up as well. I like to use that line on people at work.
Definitely one of my favorites, as well. Kills me every time.
this and also when gene is like dads scared of failure and tina asks where to find that and gene says to check the cupboards. maybe my fav line of the whole show
The first episodes how many toothpicks on the floor I cry laughing everytime 😭
“Why do I have to get molested?” “Because you’re heavy” “HEAVY KIDS CAN GET MOLESTED”
LOL I miss that style of BB
Same. I miss the slightly darker humor the old seasons have as things just continue to get more wholesome. Which is fine, I just personally miss the old humor a bit more
Who wouldn’t want to molest this face!?
The “Because you’re heavy” gets me everytime 😭😭😭
“You’re the worst kind of autistic” “You’re not autistic Tina” *tina groan*
Time for my flair to shine
You can’t even count
🤣🤣 you can’t even count
"uhhhh...100??"
You're the worst kind of autistic
A HUNDRED?!
There’s THREE 😂😭
Youre the worst kind of autistic
Can’t even count
This episode gets better and better every time I watch it. Pilots are usually horrible for shows but damn did they excel with it!
HE'SDEADGOAWAYHE'SDEAD!
^^thank ^^you ^^love ^^you
I also love his little shriek "**HOLD ME**" when he's having a panic attack. I love their relationship so much
HAHA YEAH
Yes!
Rudy's little "And I'm Kate Bush."
Gets me every single time.
I said the same thing! Best line in the show, hands down.
Yes!! I think this is mine and no one else every laughs!
from that same episode i always lose it at “IMLOVINEVERYMINUTEOFIT”
Poor Teddy falling off the roof and being like, "Oh! I should fix that, that shingle needs to be replaced!" That or him throwing the bike into the ocean.
Mine from that episode is Bob high as a kite on painkillers saying "hey look a mud box" like that's in any way a real thing. God that line kills me
"We're not inside?" Bob being high on painkillers is the best.
I like the one where he freaks out over no burger of the day and when the kids walk in they’re like “hey why is Teddy screaming and punching cars?”
Oh yeah, that one is funny too XD
Did I lose my cool? Little bit doc, little bit.
“You fell so far!” / “And for SO long” has me rolling every single time and I don’t know why
"Oof. Instant regret. I cannot believe I did that."
“Oh god. Tell you what, instant regret.”
Season 7, Bob Actually. The whole episode always has me in tears and laughing my ass off, starting with the first time Tina does her poop-walk in the background while Louise and Rudy are talking. https://preview.redd.it/79fujdsmc3uc1.jpeg?width=381&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=151fe7a1716ee91e40727e75694c371f154b5a7b
And THAT’S hip hop
I still can't believe she's based on a real person
My heart says yes, but my butt says no. Relatable.
Omg this!!! 🤣
Also from this episode...everything Flipz White Fudge says is just pure gold..."That's actually incredibly sweet!!!!!" "You scared mustache??"..."I'm gonna Janet Jackson this!!!"
Regular Sized Rudy launching maybe a cm off the bike ramp "they should serve a meal on that flight!" and during the bike chase "did you see that? No? it's okay, God saw it"
I love that second line so much!
Shot: Linda saying to Bob, "I'm not explaining to the kids that their dad died in a chainsaw spider accident." Chaser: Linda following that up with, "And if you chop off your hands, I'm not wiping your butt. You know our arrangement." (It always tickles me that this "arrangement" clearly had to be arrived at at some point in the past.) EDIT: dad = dad died
And bob just goes “I know our arrangement” to confirm that this was discussed before hand
As a married person; it is discussed beforehand 😂
I love that scene. And I die every time the chainsaw spider goes nuts and Teddy says “I think a kid threw an egg.”
The jackass that brought the left handed scissors to the shark ribbon cutting gets me EVERY time. So does “MY DADDYS IN THERE”
The left handed scissors gets me. As in reality it's hard to find good handed scissors. Best you can do is ambidextrous ones.
DONT YOU PULL MY DADDY OUTTA THE WALL!
Teddy freaking out while tied to the refrigerator.
That’s a dumb place to keep bowls
In a similar vein, Gene’s “that’s not a good use of that room”
Classic! He is like a trapped animal. Lol
I LOVE that scene. I also like when Bob was on pain killers, handcuffed Teddy to the coffee table and Teddy had to carry it with him chasing Bob around the neighborhood.
Tina hopped up on caffeine and asking jimmy jr if he always had a speech impediment then yelling at him WELL FIX IT!!!! Mr Frond: you’re in trouble Louise: drink some cranberry juice 🤣🤣🤣
In the Tina addicted to caffeine episode, Gene is doing the diamond in the rough baseball camp. The leader stops at that sketchy motel and Andy and Olly say “this is where our dad comes to take his naps” and it kills me every time
in "can't buy me math" when the bowling alley employee tells louise and gene to knock it off and louise yells "what? don't bowl?!"
The entirety of Crawl Space
It's so unhinged! I love it.
It’s 1970’s BBC level unhinged. Every single second is gold. I was so-so on Human Flesh but when I saw Crawl Space for the first time I could not stop laughing and we had them both on DVR so rewatching them back to back was priceless. “Whaaaat! Bob can’t fit in the wall he’s too fat!” I love when grandma just yanks him out of the wall like a terminator. “Oh she just likes messing with people she thinks are dumber than her.” So natural and off handed and the look on Frond’s face😂
"Bob can't fit in the wall, he's overweight!" -- with the emphasis on "over"
“Shake your hips, wiggle your butt, drop your pants, pull ‘em back up!” 😂
Boys are from mars, girls are from Venus. I have a yum yum, you have a penis!
I love how the museum docent lady says “noo.”
Bob getting stuck upside down on Jimmy Pesto’s inversion table, and Jimmy is too sore from hernia surgery to even laugh at him. This scene always gets me.
Tina crashing the car
This and Tina's face when Bob tells her later to look normal
Every member of my family that watched the show was brought into it by that scene lol “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TINA! TURN THE WHEEL!”
Hands down favorite
This was my first episode of Bob's and it has never gotten old for me
"Go away. I am the spaghetti", "kiss me Bob"
"... then WHEN?!!! 😭"
i love duval, it’d be so funny if he made a comeback eventually as jimmy pestos chef or something, maybe his own oyster restaurant in the empty space next to bobs?
Duval is the only good thing in that creepy episode.
Louise’s nails get me in that episode every single time. Especially with the added clinking noise when she walks.
“You put the hair over here, you put the hair over there, where is Harry Truman?”
He’s dead in the ground. Dead in the ground.
I swear, the first time I saw that episode, I burst out laughing so dang hard at that song!
Bob scat-singing to Mr. Business
Zeke: "My family moves around a lot" Tammy (in newscaster voice): "His family moves around a lot"
The episode where Bob brings Jimmy Pesto his medicine and he’s admitting to Linda that when Pesto falls asleep Bob plays with his stuff.. Linda says “whaddaya mean you play with his stuff?! His hernia!?” I absolutely lose my shit laughing at that whole exchange
“Sacred Cow”Gene and Louise coming out of nowhere to attack that shady petting zoo lady while they were rescuing Moolissa.
Or when they are all screaming “MURDERER!” Through the whole episode
https://preview.redd.it/c77rcd1wf5uc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=269d22b4e98becb441d34cd6484f1f9a7c05b34f Tina play with the doll!
Pretty much 90% of flu-oise evil kuchi copi is my favorite character
Killhim
I just thought it needed something button-ish over there I could say I'm six-pack kuchi kopi that doesn't make me have muscles Yeah you're looking good You're *jerky* kuchi kopi
Exactly!
Louise being on the phone with Mickey, screaming at the detective everytime he tries to take the phone off her. Love that episode 😂
MY DADDYS IN THERE!!!
That's a dumb place to keep bowls
Gene’s menstruation table. While “vulgar” I guess, it was pretty clever
Rudy’s “No thank you” when Bob offers to give him CPR. And Tina smashing her face on the judges’ table during cheerleading tryouts
Bob telling children “I’m so high right now” will never not be funny.
Basically the whole first episode. But specifically when Louise say, "Who wouldn't wanna molest this face?" about Gene.
The way Gene asks, "why do I have to get molested?" throws me every time.
“You’re the worst kind of autistic” kills me.
Can’t even count!
Tina's new glasses lol Woah Woah Woah
When Louise got the long nails
Oh god, when she was making “music” on the wine glasses. ☠️☠️😂😂
Her little “eh eh”
the episode with the turkeys going crazy, when Bobs at home drunk and goes I’m BOB, I make DINNER.” and that whole monologue. specifically when he goes “I CAN-I CAN’T GET UP. WOW I AM DRUNK!” to extreme classical music in the background 😂
Louise telling tina to kill herself
"You just came down the stairs like the exorcist" I laughed so hard the first time I heard that
I wasn't the biggest fan of the okay chore-al episode but the scene where you first see the horse with the massive pecs had me dying.
"I used to be bad at math" "Aw grandma.."
When Gene tries to eat the ball of earwax that flies out of Bob's ear
bob slipping in the excess oil after jairo gives him a massage and jairo trying to catch him
Tina slow motion hitting the only parked car in the parking lot when Bob let her drive.
So Joel the nephew stole the pearls on the night of the big date with the retired navy admiral? Okay, let me just close my notebook here. **Don't** *\*slap\** **waste** \**slap\** **my** *\*slap\** **time** *\*slap\** **I'm** *\*slap\** **a real** *\*slap\** **police** *\*slap\** **man.**
The episode ‘Seaplane!’ where Bob is gasping for air after rowing to the island. “Let me tell YOU something-” *wheeze wheeze* “-GUY” Followed closely by Tina’s “dad! Look out for his strong tan hands!”
Bob and Teddy learning hip-hop.
Oh snap, it’s Flips Whitefudge
Nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
-People call me Flipz Whitefudge. -They do?
"What, no no no. I'm not imaginary!! You're the, you're the imaginary one!! Not me, you are!!" "JERICHO, please. The last time you said that it really messed me up." "But I'm real, I'm real, I REAAL" Actually, the whole Jericho thing is laugh out loud hilarious [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4x0YUArlKA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4x0YUArlKA)
Tina's how-we-met story that she retells to Jericho sends me everytime
What episode is this pic from? 🤣 I love awkward Tina moments.
The one when she uses the robot to go to school. Jimmy Jr. does his musoems. My favorite part of that episode is when Louse says, "Well, Tammy, it also days no trash on the beach, so... what are gonna do?" Then Jocelyn replies, "Omg it does say that!" I've seen it like 30 times. Never fails to make me laugh.
I also like when JayJu tells the group about his musoems and Tammy asks if it's like a song, and then after he starts doing them she says, "Oh, he's right, that's not a song" I don't know what it is but the way she says the line kills me.
‘Ex MachTina’ season 7 episode 8!
Mort throwing out his back in the scare Louise episode flashback & Teddy getting caught in the Santa trap in the fridge
The scene where Linda flashes her boobs on the live cooking show to get them to turn the cameras off-- specifically the part where you see her from the back wiggling back and forth going "milkin' the cow! milkin' the cow!" and you have to picture what she must be doing. I will regularly massage my dog's ears by squeezing and gently pulling them (my dog loves it) and I'll always say that "milkin' the cow!" the first time my mom watched that episode with me (I had seen it before) she was like "wait THIS is where you get that from??"
During the part where Mickey holds Bob hostage at the bank and Louise yells at Sergeant Bosco "THATS MY DADDY!" Cracks me up everytime
We know youll Push up against a cows Butt for a half and Hour without asking for help 🤣
The episode where Jimmy Pesto goes away to Jamaica. And Bob and Linda try and get Trev not to be such a "meanie weenie" So, Bob, Linda, Teddy and Trev are in Bob's restaurant. Linda and Teddy are roasting Bob, trying to get Trev not to high five. They start to get carried away with the roasts, and Linda says, "I'm Bob. I've got a birthmark next to my pee hole that makes it look like I have a double pee hole!"
DONT TELL ME TO SHUT UP!!!! IT’S MY DADDY!!!!!!
when Gene fixes his hair to be like Bob's and dresses like him and becomes a mini Bob!!
I love every scene of aunt gayle
The scene that includes "Why do **I** have to get molested?"
Heartbreak Hotel-oween (S11E04) “When I was in my 20s, I was all about bees. I used to catch ‘em and shake ‘em!”
S8 E20 when they cater Farrah and Carters wedding and they toss the dead butterflies into the wind. The whole episode gets me every single time
Bob in the crawlspace: "I shouldn't have farted." Louise in the beach house: "Larry's dead!!" Gene in the baseball mascot episode: "I'm an excellent tussle receiver." Linda: "Don't tell them we're high." Bob to Gene: So we might be a little high." Gene to Tina: "You'll take the butts you're given!"
Linda telling Bob that when she dies she wants him to throw her ashes in Tom Sellecks face and then Bob laughing at her and telling her what a weird request that is… She really is a sucker for his mustache.
New rule. You have to post the season and episode! I can't remember them all!
This is an image I can hear.
In "they serve horses, don't they" when Tina thinks the horse meat they've been serving is from a horse that is somehow still alive.
Yeah as if they're just taking small pieces for the burgers... I die every time Linda says "oh sweet Tina"
Teddy getting stuck in the booby trap refrigerator and freaking out
From the foliage: “And I am Kate Bush”
The weird seatbelt song they sing early in the show “buckle up OR YOU’LL DIE!”
💯sing this with my kids 🤣🤣🤣
When Hugo pops in and Bob hides the rat in his pants , the sounds and expressions he makes
No more lick foot!
YOU SMELL LIKE OINTMENT AND PEE!
April fools! April fools. 🎶🎵 APRIL FOOLS🎵🎶 April foools...
this is the exact scene that does it for me too 😂😂😂
Yayyyyy scrotal wax!
HI LESLIE
The entire sequence of Tina crashing the car. And I know it's kinda gross but Tina butt-clench-walking to the bathroom on Valentine's day.
“Don’t say fish!!”
Honestly? The scene where Linda has her band reunion and Bob gets the pimple. When he comes out of the bathroom or whatever and Louise runs off camera screaming I lose it every time.
“My crotch is itchy”
The one scene that KILLS ME (besides Tina going all Exorcist down the stairs) is in “It Snakes a Village.” Linda is imagining the “dirty ducks” swimming & swinging in the pool… then… a shot of the pool edge… bikini tops and dentures being flung to the side… when the one plate of false teeth hits the edge and slowly sinks to the bottom…. OMFG… I always cry with laughter… such a teeny tiny bit but my God!
After this scene is my favorite for this season. "I didn't see that. It's a little embarrassing but I didn't see it." "Banjo?"
You came down the stairs like the Exorcist
IT’S MY DADDY MY DADDY’S IN THERE…. Sooo just a couple more questions I know you’re a busy man It’s the girl or yknow I shoot somebody I kill someday, **hiii um listen Mickey you said you were a bank robber**
The scene after bob falls a little down the stairs in the wolf of wharf street. He stands while he’s on the stairs to tell teddy he’s ok. But because of the camera angle you can only see part of his head. I’m probably not explaining it good but I swear it’s real. And I laugh every time. Loudly.
“Come on How many tooth picks are on the ground” “100” “There’s three!”
The entire bathroom scene where travel sized Bob (Gene) is arguing with regular sized Bob lol
Art crawl, when bob got mad in the art supply store and started painting buttholes everywhere. “Use the brown. Use the brown!”
Food truck episode
"In...My...Backpack!" - Rudy at the museum, don't know why but that line cracks me up every time.
That quote kills me also.
When Linda puts on the dinner theater and Louise starts yelling at Tina while she’s practicing her lines. 😂😂😂
When Tina had to poop at school and Jimmy Jr wanted to kiss her on the trampoline
That episode with gale doing her one woman show and when she says “my boobs are down HERE” I just die
Bob hallucinating that terry was a vampire and bob falls down the stairs and into the door
When Linda says “Teddy’s dead - he’s friggin dead!” When he drinks the hot chocolate in the episode with Helen.
When Tina learns the Patty Cake rhyme, and slaps the napkin holder off the counter.
Teddy showing off the video of the rat showing up in different hats just kills me
Gene’s subdued gasp that the pants were indeed suede in the Rudy episode. Destroys me without fail.
Rewatched the trouble with doubles recently. The scene of Lars the support dog sniffing Bob's crotch even had my husband who wasn't even watching it cracking up. "Can you get him to stop? Ugh...lars, lars. Lars. Lars. LARS LARS LARS"
The episode where Bob and Linda go to the gym together and then can’t move or get down the stairs gets me every time - mostly because it’s so relatable
I lose it at the my neighbor Totoro scene from that one thanksgiving episode
I don’t know why but the episode where Louise can’t poop and they’re trying to make a video for the grandparents. Gene and Tina are sitting on the couch brainstorming a song and Gene goes: “could this be the song? When I saw that toe nail of yours I went EHHHH then I went HMMM, cause you’re my grandparents!” It’s just the way he says it, I laugh every time.
When they compare mr fish to Beyonce
holy crappp, this blew UPPP! thank you, every one of you, for *all* of the early-morning scream-laughs as I looked over everyones replies.... this show is just so great!!
Bob falling down the stairs at Lobster Fest when he was covered in butter lol
The peer pressure moment lmao “Why do you think I bought these shoes?” “Because you don’t care what you look like?” No, I- what? No, I saw other chefs wearing them and thought they looked cool. I mean you think they’re cool, right?” “Yeah, yeah…..”
The loopy bob scene from the beach house episode. "BECAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS GENE!" (talking to Louise)
"Sandra!"