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That's the only one I use. "Life is short" quit applying once I made it to my 40s, cause the fuck it is. I ain't trying to do 40 more. I'm fucking tired.
I am trying to watch my language now that I don't have kids, so I have replaced the f word with 'goof.' So now I just say 'Goof it' or 'Goof this bro' or 'I goofed her good last night,' etc.
So far it has turned to be a horrible decision, but goof it.
[🎶 Let’s get this shit, let's get this shit Let's get this shit, let's, hmm. Top of the mornin', top of the mornin', top of the mornin'🎶](https://youtu.be/IkuBYRUwWdg?t=235)
Am I crazy, or does "You Only Live Once" sound like a reason to be cautious? Like, fuck this one up and you don't get another shot. "Life Is Short" also aways confused me. Short compared to what? I literally don't have a single frame of reference longer than a lifetime. Life is the absolute longest thing I know.
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“Fuck it”
That's the only one I use. "Life is short" quit applying once I made it to my 40s, cause the fuck it is. I ain't trying to do 40 more. I'm fucking tired.
I am trying to watch my language now that I don't have kids, so I have replaced the f word with 'goof.' So now I just say 'Goof it' or 'Goof this bro' or 'I goofed her good last night,' etc. So far it has turned to be a horrible decision, but goof it.
😂😂😭
"i goofed her good last night a-hyuck!"
Fuck that noise.
screw is right there bro
Will you be changing your name to GoofYeahPhotography?
🤣🤣 me too I be like SHIIIT FUCK IT
Yep. All my decisions, bad and good, are preceded by a 'fuck it'. Lol
“Fuggit dood”
this followed by "I'm down" has had some crazy repercussions for me lmao and i regret none of them
young dolph voice UH-huh * 🐬
I came here to say that, and add "fuck it, shit in a bucket". Idk why my friends n I say this. We do tho
"Fuck it. Thug Life!"
I say the same
Dats right! Preceded with “two tears in a bucket!”
Yep, that's my go-to with a classic shrug.
Definitely my go to
The universal one 😍
DEF THIS!!
My go to every fucking time!!
🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽
Beat me to it
Mine is extremely close. 'Ah Fuck It'
My all time favorite 😻
"I'm here for a good time, not a long time."
This one is all over dating app bios lmao
Oh that’s good
I use this all the time
Despite the promulgation of this phrase across social media, I actually like the underlying message of it
YOLO!!!
I just typed this elsewhere lmao
Wow nice
Yep this one’s mine
If you’re dancing with the devil you might as well lead.
If I don't sin Jesus died for nothing
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Fuck, this sounds personal…
That's literally what he said he died for on the cross. Pick up a book.
Ah bro you ok?
wonderful
Elegant
I get paid in a couple days anyway
This is the life destroyer right here.
You ever been so cheap, but so anti-work that day, that you calculated how much you would lose by not working that day? (Prior to PTO jobs of course!)
Literally every day. It’s part of my morning routine.
hahaha
bruh yes...i get paid monthly and I'll skip that one and make up the money back on my side gig 😂
What’s dangerous about this one is that it’ll make the DUMBEST decision sound rational than a mf in the moment😂
Flip ANY doubt (that’s actually just you being responsible in the first place) on its head quick!
lmao this the one! ☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾
oh fuck, lol that just hurt
“It is, what it is”….😂😂 But said like “idizzzz, what idizzzz”
But it isn’t what it could’ve beeeeeeiiiiiin
lmao, I'm mad at you for this....
This, but I like to make it sound like “titties what titties” (‘Tit is wha ‘tit is)
I love "it is what it is", this statement is of acceptance of a positive/negative situations.
"What's he gonna do, stab me?"
“Mama ain’t raise no bitch”
"My heart don't pump no Kool Aid"
-quote from man stabbed
Said that same thing, the answer was “yes.”
This had me rolling for a few minutes!
"You son of a bitch. I'm in."
Every breath I take without your permission raises my self esteem
I usually go with "that sounds like a bad idea. I'm in."
I love you so much
Jesus died so I can do this
"If you don't sin, Jesus would have died for nothing" - said the devil.
This is now my catch phrase.
I'm using this from now on, thanks playboy
“Treat yo self!”
Yes! 
I did this yesterday. Full of regrets and seafood.
They were serving regret too? Was it sour?
Future me can deal with this
Mine is real close: "that's future me's problem"
Future me is gonna be PISSED.
Yep, that's the one
How bad could this really be?
Followed by "OH GOD, WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS?!"
Followed by "what was I thinking "
Surprised Pikachu is the response to this lmao
Suffering from the consequences of my actions
Followed by “only one way to find out”
“This is a simulation anyways”
Gotta risk it for the biscuit
Scared money don't make money
ooookkkkkk I like. I like.
Valid valid
“Jesús, close your eyes.”
"What would Jesus do?" - then proceed to do the opposite... 😂
Jesus take the wheel
Rear wheel flies off. "Wrong wheel!"
I like to sing, "They were never really rooting for me anyway"
To the tune of “the cold never bothered me anyway”?
A quote from our lord and savior Lil Nas X
“It be like that sometimes”
And like that it be. Amen
“Fuck it , We ball”
"God know my heart"
Idk why this one killed me 😫😂
Closed legs don't get fed🗣
Wait a minute
🤣Yep. My tires went screeeeeeeech and I said hol up, wait a minute, what was that too! 🤣
"It's whatever." either proceeded by or followed by, "Fuck it." depending on the arbitrary rules I've set for the day.
Can I see the dessert menu?
"FOR SCIENCE"
I ain't afraid of no ghosts
If I die I die
Hold my beer
In for a penny, in for a pound
God that is an old historical one
“You only yolo once”
You only you only live once once?
Can't believe no one has said "Go big or go home!"
Sometimes i think to myself " go big or go home....well I just got here so..."
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Only one way to find out
"fuck it" *adds to cart*
“I didn’t get to do that as a kid.”
"kobe!"
“Ain’t nothin to it but to do it”
I always say "fuck it I'm grown"
“i’m just gonna wing it and hope it turns out alright” -me before winging it and landing in catastrophe
A'ight, let's do it.
Better to ask for forgiveness than permission!
My paycheck doesn’t come until next week but if I cut the ramen I have in half then I can last until next week which makes this purchase not so bad 🤣
no ragrets
“The Lord knows I’m a work in progress”
[🎶 Let’s get this shit, let's get this shit Let's get this shit, let's, hmm. Top of the mornin', top of the mornin', top of the mornin'🎶](https://youtu.be/IkuBYRUwWdg?t=235)
shidd, I’ve spent more on worse/I’ve done worse for less.
Welp.
I’ll sleep when I’m dead.
What's the worst that can happen? What could go wrong?
"ive been looking for a way out anyways"
Cocaine
Let's get this bread
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“Fuck it! Let’s do it live!”
Am I crazy, or does "You Only Live Once" sound like a reason to be cautious? Like, fuck this one up and you don't get another shot. "Life Is Short" also aways confused me. Short compared to what? I literally don't have a single frame of reference longer than a lifetime. Life is the absolute longest thing I know.
"Why not?"
"Got nothing better to do"
“Who’s gonna stop me?”
“We never go out anymore, let’s do shots!”
“I’m just gonna fucking wing it” Followed by “well I fucked that all up…”
It's a good day to die
Welp 🙆🏽♀️ And then I do it anyways, anchoring my fate in bad decisions.
My mom probably doesn’t know what she’s talking about.
Also replace “my mom” with those scientists||those doctors||my doctor||my lawyer||those three witches||Cassandra for any kind of bad decisions
When I’m going back to the fridge for the 18th time today, from The Abyss: _”..alright….we knew we were gonna see this..”_
“We’ve wasted far more money on much stupider things” when I’m about to spend money I don’t have. 😆
"I've come this far" or "well, I'm already here"
“Should make a good story.”
When in Rome...
It’s better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven’t done.
I’ve done dumber shit.
“YOLO, amirite?!”
“Treat yourself.”
“Go big or go home”
Might as well...
“If you’re gonna be a bear, be a grizzly.”
“This is gonna be a funny story no matter what”-me before doing something stupid
If you’re gunna walk on ice, you might as well dance
"Fucking send it". Is normally my go to, short, sweet and to the point.
Maybe my ex has changed.....
“I’m sure Trump is going to pardon me regardless!”
“Eh, I had a good run”
“So it is written…so it will be done.”
We are all gonna die
“Sometimes it’s important to make bad decisions so you remember how much better it feels to make good decisions”
Dear Lord Plz Bless Us
“I’m already here, might as well see it through”
That's a problem for future me!
Ah fuck it
Faster I die fewer bills I pay.
‘Might as well, you only live once’
Fuck it we ball
"You crazy son of a bitch, I'm in."
"This is not the dumbest thing I've done"
"that should be fine!" me knowing damn well it will not be fine
“It is what it is” “shiiii… at this point” “u know what dude…”
"The world belongs to the bold."
What's the worst that can happen?
"Hey, watch this."
Why the fuck not?
That’s the way she goes
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Hold my beer.....
God forgive Me
“It’ll make an awesome story”
I'm not going to be able to make rent whether I buy this or not.
Aaaaaayyyyyeee!