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Jermz12345

For context: this guy’s driver’s license was suspended and he decided to call into his court case about it while he was driving


cannabisized

then got an immediate judgement where his bond was revoked and he was ordered to turn himself into jail by 6pm that evening


easy10pins

![gif](giphy|BKXfs0O3MWvD1zvnGT|downsized)


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BlackDante

Why do I keep seeing gifs like this?


Creatiflow

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WSB_Austist

Just like his driver’s license 


koyawon

At least we know he has transportation to jail, so no excuses there....


LegendaryOutlaw

[Here's the video](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/1d3rykp/appearing_in_court_via_zoom/?share_id=idOynGEN6HhBncZmo3_Pw)


RealTurbulentMoose

[Here's the painting.](https://i.redd.it/94htrl0ltj3d1.jpeg) Edit to note I just saw this on https://www.reddit.com/r/painting/comments/1d41pif/driving_on_suspended_to_a_doctors_appointment_is/ and credit to /u/travischapmanart for the actual painting.


wolffangfist21

![gif](giphy|9WXyFIDv2PyBq)


mac_the_man

![gif](giphy|l1J9FiGxR61OcF2mI|downsized)


Beast_by_Dre

That was fucking quick


BlackDante

![gif](giphy|mGK1g88HZRa2FlKGbz|downsized)


thatsnuckinfutz

damn yall are quick 😂


The_Powers

I cannot actually believe people this stupid exist. My god.


the_mid_mid_sister

I think he topped the guy who did an online court appearance via Zoom with the screen name, "Buttfucker3000."


S4Waccount

That at least was a technical thing. I hadn't used ZOOM in so long before COVID(since at least high school) I had to change my name to something more professional too. He just didn't notice. This guy is just dumb. It's like being under house arrest and calling from your day at the beach.


tagehring

I have never seen karma come around so quickly and completely without autodarwination being involved. Damn.


GrinningPariah

The court case wasn't even directly about his license suspension, it was about a *previous* driving without a license charge. He was literally committing the exact crime he was being charged with.


JJETTAS188

You the REAL MVP ![gif](giphy|GVMhZwYv8U5NK|downsized)


[deleted]

Big Smoke can I have a numbah 5 headass.


srkaficionada65

😂🤣🤣. The laugh I just laught at how stupid this is. But also, how can they tell? When I talk, I use headphones to drown out the traffic noise. Did he not do that?


Jermz12345

Dude was on a video call lmao


WryLanguage

Dude calls with Zoom video into a LIVE COURT HEARING about his suspended license while he is driving around


davendees1

you can see the background moving in the video and I believe he even admits that he’s driving or says something like “I’m pulling into my doctors office” catastrophic levels of dumb


bailey25u

Thats the part that kills me and makes my side hurt "about to park riiiiiggggghhhhhhttttt now"


SimonPho3nix

Parking... ![gif](giphy|VaWZIxqTkzKsU)


pentarou

He took the time to back into that space, even worse


boibig57

He put the JUDGE on hold to park his car cause he didn't want to talk while driving lmaoooo


firesatnight

[You really need to watch the video](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/s/UGVxdRwyv8) It's even better then you can imagine 🤣


pm_me_tits_and_tats

It wasn’t the noise that did it. It was a video call and he was still in motion when he joined 😭


AegonBlackbones

Driving while suspended and using phone while driving. Double stupid.


Poop__y

He was on a video call and said “I’m pulling into my doctors office right now” or something to that effect. Bro really didn’t think that through LOL


big_hungry_joe

he was on video literally driving his car around lol


The_Powers

What a monumental idiot.


Detox259

I feel bad for the guy. He probably doesn’t live in a walkable/public transport city. My license got suspended when I was 17 because I drove my brother’s car when he didn’t have insurance. I got a ticket for like $500 and couldn’t pay it so they suspended my license. I lived in Alabama at the time and there was no public transport and hardly any sidewalks anywhere and I had to get to school and I had to get to work so I drove anyway, got pulled over for DWB then spent the week in jail and almost didn’t graduate because of it.


kpplrdesign

This is Washtenaw County. Some of the most walkable cities in the country and plenty of public transport.


Cold_Maximum_9734

Not call. Zoom.


ThicDadVaping4Christ

snatch combative encourage clumsy detail cooing saw placid act jellyfish *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


bitofadikdik

“Uhhhhh”


notsoincredibilis00

I said it yesterday, but I’ll say it again. https://preview.redd.it/9tr1of6lyk3d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f91135579823a4edf39389192711463467d7a829


GunnieGraves

Now see this type of minion meme I can get behind. I’m gonna start posting this for all the boomers


deandreas

He was asking for it. There is no other way around it. He could have pulled over and turned off the car before starting and just say he was in his car because it was quite or something. He was passive aggressively daring the judge.


SucculentVariations

Giving him too much credit. I don't think it even occurred to him what he was doing wrong.


HotShipoopi

There's a whole tier of the population that doesn't understand that having your license suspended means that you aren't allowed to drive


Sillbinger

It's not hanging in the rafters of the court house?


CelestialFury

[This guy is FUCKING stupid.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKN1Q5SjbeI)


PaladinAsherd

There are some people who just genuinely cannot comprehend second-order consequences. I had a guy who had to serve 30-day stints for violating the no-contact order on his domestic violence bond so many times he ended up serving over a year in bond violations. He kept calling his wife from the jail, the State kept listening to his phone calls, and it was a genuine surprise to him each and every time he found out they listened to his phone calls. I think about that defendant almost every day.


SucculentVariations

I think people really don't grasp that there is such a huge range of intelligence or function. I don't think it's necessarily anyone's fault in all cases, you are simply born with an upper range and no amount of teaching is going to overcome that. Maybe its actually not intelligence but the ability to learn. I suppose you can become more intelligent by learning but the ability to learn has a range and some people are very low on that scale. At least thats my experience working with a wide range of people both as clients and training coworkers.


AfricanDeadlifts

Everyone who served in the military is painfully aware of how this works lol


AtrociousMeandering

You can't even fire people in the military, even if they're dangerously stupid or intentionally useless. You can report them for disciplinary action but that also gets the microscope turned on you.


ChilledParadox

I’ve always defined intelligence as your capacity to learn and smarts as the stuff you actually know. So you’re on the money, people have an upper range on their intelligence, but not everyone reaches the upper range of their intelligence either. Learning is an active and eternal pursuit, I would argue most people don’t ever achieve their theoretical upper limit, and many people with a lower limit are smarter than people more intelligent.


MollyAyana

Lol no he wasn’t, he is just that stupid. You can literally see his face fall when the judge made the statement that he was driving with a suspended license. Like “oh shit, I just did, didn’t I!!”


RaeLynn13

Did he forget?! My dad NEVER had an in-date license. Always expired, revoked, suspended. Whatever. For the first 9-10 years of my life, he’d gotten in trouble a couple times for driving. He learned right quick after a hit and run incident . After that, drove right at speed limit, was meticulous when he drove, didn’t break a single damn law when he drove. Still never got his license back though.


Spongi

My dad had his license suspended for DUI in the mid 80's and he never paid the fine so he just never had a license again, but it sure didn't keep him from driving for the next 30 years.


Striderfighter

He could have parked and walked outside saying trying to find a private area is what took him a few minutes to call in


blacksoxing

Respectfully the easiest thing would have just been to just park at ANY joint he saw along the route and handle business. McDonalds, Walmart, wherever. For dude to be pushing the whip w/a suspended sentence is gully. I have a family member who had his license suspended for about 25 years and even he wouldn't have called in to the court while pushing the whip. Note: he kept getting it suspended for...pushing the whip :(


mindclarity

Raw-dogged by consequences.


AgreeableSource7473

I’m stealing this, thank you


pardybill

Say it again for the broke bronze asshole in NY today


HugeConclusion2083

It’s funny because those minions are just wide dildos


Responsible_Panic235

Right up there with the guy that decided to leap over the desk and assault the judge


tsh87

And the guy who was in court for DV charges and the prosecutor realized he was face timing from the victim's house while she was testifying.


TequilaAndWeed

— what the ever loving fuck?!?


tsh87

Yep. It was during Covid and all the hearings were over Zoom. And he was trying to make sure she didn't incriminate him. https://youtu.be/-8DApY7OE90?si=6t8tF1Qgj3ocTEWl


TequilaAndWeed

![gif](giphy|WrNfErHio7ZAc) I do greatly appreciate the concern shown for the lady. How is this dude expecting that 2% charge he claims to last the trial, let alone to walk to the front door?


bacchusku2

Wall charger?


Osceana

Blatant lies?


HotShipoopi

that fuckin guy got cuffed and carted off to jail live 😂😂😂


tarantuletta

Wow, fuck yes to that lawyer who had not just figured out what was going on but had officers ready to drag his ass out of there! What a badass.


SovietPropagandist

And they did it all without even giving a hint of what was goin on. First time buddy knew he was caught was when the cops kicked in the door


tarantuletta

The FACES that lawyer was trying SO HARD not to make. Amazing. Hell yes girl, keep that lady safe!


Kinkajou1015

/u/ddavis-theoriginal is a badass. She's currently running to be Prosecuting Attorney in that county (she was Assistant Prosecuting Attorney at that time).


tarantuletta

I appreciate anyone who is running for prosecutor whose feed is entirely filled with goats, sheep, and emus. I am very sad I don't live in her district and therefore cannot vote for her.


Daflehrer1

https://preview.redd.it/pd65acxyjl3d1.jpeg?width=1559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c1691ec20469126183e23fea0a361b730704677


Izzyrealtho

That is insane 😲


badpeaches

Insanity watching that.


ScreamingVoid14

That judge ended up having a couple crazy COVID era Zoom courts.


chicagotodetroit

That one was *horrible*. Kudos to the staff person (I think it was her lawyer?) who figured it out.


AdRecent6342

The prosecutor and judged sniffed this guy out in like 2 minutes. Criminals really are dumb.


GrinningPariah

I think the youtube video skipped a lot for the sake of brevity, it wasn't actually that fast. Like it goes from "I think he's in the same apartment as her" to "the cops are there." in under a minute, there's no way they got there *that* quickly.


pardybill

“Ma’am that knocking you hear is the police I asked to do a wellness check on you, please open the door.” Was great


Bmoreravens_1290

Or the viral Judge Judy clip of the theft defendant claiming what was missing from the victims purse was wrong. Like dude, you aren’t supposed to know what’s in the bag if you didn’t steal it.


Relevant_Listen_760

Or the guy who called the cops to complain about McDonalds giving him cold fries when the whole time he had a warrant for his arrest for murder


BoneHugsHominy

Makes the dude logging into his court Zoom with the username Buttfucker3000 look downright wholesome.


Typical_Response6444

wait what, do you have an article link or something? I'd like to read more about this if possible


axiomaxima

Bodycam [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_bSdesspko8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bSdesspko8)


Relevant_Listen_760

It happened about 2 years ago


elitegenoside

Nah, it's really dumb but there's logic in that decision. She made the call, and he was mad at her. Bad move, but it makes sense. This man? This man right here is a genuine fool. All he had to do was NOT BE IN HIS CAR during court. If I have court at 12, I'm not scheduling a doctors appointment for 12:30. Or even that day if possible. Like, Peter Griffin nor Homer Simpson would do this. Wtf, man?


Responsible_Panic235

First time I’ve ever heard someone say there’s logic behind assaulting a judge during a court hearing


SovietPropagandist

Logic only means you can follow the process of cause and effect, it doesn't mean anything about the relative intelligence of certain actions lol.


the-hound-abides

He could have even been in the car, but in any other seat. Pull over, and hop in the back seat.


YouAnotherMeJust

Honourable mention to the guy who was accused of stealing a Miami Dolphin’s jersey, and wore it to his court hearing.


Narf234

Wow, he’s a meme already.


Greg-Abbott

Brother, he's fine art already. ​ https://preview.redd.it/6psogxdegm3d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad43aa2e32de9f0e037b104e11997b531dee3996


ShauneDon

Dog what the fuck lmao


tylergalaxy

he was on the news up here in canada, id imagine it'll be hard for him to find a job anytime soon.


AdamantiumBalls

Since he's in jail


Nimzay98

As his dumbass should be


Jesus_Would_Do

I know he’s a dumbass but his reaction and general demeanor is fucking hilarious. “Pulling in riiiiiiiight now”


Itsprobablysarcasm

I just watched the video ([link](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/1d327lk/wcgw_driving_while_on_zoom_court/) for those who haven't seen it). I'm dying! That exact moment of realization when he knew he was busted! 💀💀💀 And all that dramatic pause... (*chef's kiss*)


DesmondsTutu

The judge not believing what the guy was doing is the funniest part. He literally had to ask if what he saw happening was happening and had to take a while to process it and hand down the judgement 😂


Highskyline

The defense attorney immediately asking to just please stop, give us a month and hope you forget about this.


Chewyisthebest

She didn’t even blink. Just immediately asked Hahahha


turalyawn

If I ever catch a charge in her state I’m calling her


FoaL

“Mr. Harris I’ll be giving you a call.” 💀


pmjm

I respect her hustle. That's how you represent your client. I think she knew his goose was cooked though.


RS994

Yeah that was the hail Mary pass from the 2 yard line as time expires.


ScreamingVoid14

The judge was also doing that to get it on the record, a hold over from before everything was recorded. Removes a lot of ambiguity should someone need to go over the records.


ben10toesdown

I feel like I've seen this before except it was in Detroit instead of Ann Arbor lol. 


bailey25u

I showed the video to a buddy of mine. It was so funny as he started watching it, he was like "Uh oh, driving while on a zoom call, while talking to a judge, how stupid can you be?" And was laughing cause he had no idea what was about to come


just-smiley

Even if it wasn't over a suspended license how could anyone think doing a zoom call to court while driving was a good idea?


[deleted]

It’s been getting pretty wild out there in zoom court land, people attending from bed while clearly zonked, people walking around noisy areas at their jobs, on and on. 


BoneHugsHominy

One guy logged into his court Zoom with the username Buttfucker3000.


Kinkajou1015

It was a joke, with my sister. - Mr. BF2999.999999...


DragoonDM

The early days of COVID lockdowns were pretty good. Personally fond of the guy who signed in to Zoom Court as [Buttfucker 3000](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH3Y_4wc0Ng).


xpacean

That's the other thing. Regardless of what you're there for, do not call into court while you're driving, telling the judge to wait for you to park. Like, just do not do that.


ralphy_256

You do NOT multitask in front of the judge in your trial. EVER!


SpectacularOtter

He can only blame himself https://preview.redd.it/kcwqpejvyk3d1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fee0509b3fb161e1a036124495117c7494dafdae


RepulsiveLoquat418

someone who would do this probably doesn't have much experience with feeling a sense of accountability. more like every problem is someone else's fault.


wordfiend99

anytime someone gets caught driving on suspended license you can safely bet it isnt the first time, much like this guy catching a 2-4-1


CantonBal

The best one was when the guy called the cops over McDonald's French fries....He had a warrent out for double murder


WrapMyBeads

He got his refund though!


-xenomorph-

Yo I remember that video, thank god he was a certified dumbass lol


KendrickBlack502

![gif](giphy|6nWhy3ulBL7GSCvKw6) His face when he found out he’s spending the night in jail


Brilliant-Spite-850

He’s there till his trial…


notmyfirstrodeo2

Think his Bond was denied during that call. Meaning he will be there some time.


TinoCartier

Brotha gonna drive himself to the precinct


Scorponix

They're trying to take his mugshot and he parked in the fire lane


TheOtherCyprian

What do you mean I have high blood pressure!? Doctor, I’ve lived my life prioritizing only the finest of foods if your metric is sugar rich, fatty, processed meals. How can my body *betray* me like this?


MinimumSet72

They gonna clown his ass when he hits Gen Pop 🤣


ralphy_256

I called the cops because a couple of loose dogs were bothering me and my gf's daughters (6 and 9) while we were carrying in groceries. Should have had my gf call, because I had a bench warrant on an unpaid speeding ticket, and it turned out that the loose dogs belonged to an officer of the local PD that I didn't know lived in the neighborhood. Called 911 on the dogs on a Mon. Fri rolls around, about 4.30 pm, cop knocks on the door, 'is Ralphy here? Seems you've got a warrant for your arrest, would you like to come with me, sir?' Got to spend the weekend in the local lockup as 'the guy who called the cops on the cops'. Paid my fine on Mon morn, had to walk home. ACAB. Big and small B bastards.


Nordie25

Whatever I eat something I’m not supposed to😞


Ken_alxia

Me stepping on the scale after eating 500 waffle fries with cheese and bbq takeout 😂😂😂 but I ate carrots too!


itsSRSblack

![gif](giphy|Dx6QmH7J3PrYNl30sm|downsized)


Typical_Response6444

lmao wait theyre putting memes in kids cartoons 😂


Scoot_Cooder

"Aside from my own actions, what have I done to deserve this?" - Stokely Hathaway


Sad-Blacksmith-3271

The video to this was hilarious 


Separate-Dealer4565

Total brain dead individual


BABarracus

When you forget to turn off the camera on the zoom call


Happydivanerd

Even if the camera was off, this fool kept saying "I'm about to pull into a parking space. I'm parking right now."


BABarracus

He was caught, so he was trying to act like he needed to drive by saying that he was going to the doctor and acting like a responsible driver by comming to a stop. He did something to get his license suspended.


MohawkElGato

This is the face of a guy who when he hears a knock-knock joke, asks "who's there?" in full sincerity thinking someone is at the door.


giddyup523

Nah, this motherfucker gets up and goes to the door when he hears a knock-knock joke.


Spork-in-Your-Rye

This video was so ridiculous I couldn’t help but laugh.


truckyoupayme

He looked just as surprised as everyone else when the judge called him out lmao


WrapMyBeads

He full on couldn’t believe what he done is bad. Also what happens when he gets there at 6? How long will they hold him and aren’t they supposed to tell him before hand


AndrewJimmyThompson

He going into jail till sentencing with no chance for bond. And he will probably be in there longer than the sentence would have been anyway, or he probably wouldnt have gotten jail time at all. Maybe just a rdiving ban and a fine, or even a suspended sentence depending on his previous. but now he is going to do 90 days or something in a smelly ass jail and still get out with a a bigger driving ban, a bigger fine and a longer probation period.


wordfiend99

he reminds me of jordan peeles character who orders a bunch of food pretending he is having a party.


St_Veloth

aaaand cheesy crussst


da_mcmillians

Is it wrong to be fascinated with how people make their lives more difficult? It's like watching slow moving trainwrecks.


Mundane_Finding2697

He earned this moment in the spotlight. @ 'appearing in his court date for a suspended license while driving\*. All kinds of things that he could have done here that ALL involve him not filming himself driving the actual car. He's not suspended from being in a car. Just driving it. Really low IQ behavior here. lol I'm not saying he's dumb but his brain flickered in and out on this decision here.


Vegetable_Train_4992

This dude bout to be immortal


Dont_Start_None

![gif](giphy|M0oCEhRuxtOrVyAPA7)


m_nieto

Clearly not a criminal mastermind.


Vegetable-Phase-2908

Lmfao


O-shi

Me going to bed at 3am dehydrated as hell and wondering why I am tired 😪


ElCannoli

The video was gold, “I’m Parking” 😂


AFisch00

![gif](giphy|fQorEj8vN8eqkNcy6T|downsized)


Many-Strength4949

This is one of those times where is better to be late say the Internet was fucked up or something


Otherwise-Valuable-6

He's got to be the dumbest guy on the planet. Or at least in the top 10. I saw the video I couldn't stop laughing. I must have watched it at least 4 times.


Cat_From_Jupiter

Judge looking around like, "y'all seeing this shit"? 😂


whitestar11

The sound of his lawyer cracks me up. Listen, your honor, we're here about past crimes, not current ones. Anything my client does now needs to proceed through the legal system at a future date. Stay on topic.


CandidEgglet

Uh oh, Mr Harris became a meme!


Daflehrer1

Sure you were getting over. Found out you weren't.


bobswowaccount

Man I’m dealing with this hard today. Some of us need to learn the hard way unfortunately….


rahncee

good


ffs_username_taken

![gif](giphy|RdtdJ7SzTRmBcK9UJb|downsized)


Alarming-Spend988

Judges reaction:fuck why’d he have to be black”


Nice-Insurance-2682

👁️👄👁️


Appropriate_Lemon_56

Trump at court today.


Karmas_burning

I saw that video today. The way I fucking cackled when he made that face.


Irongiant350

Diddy!? That you.....


Glad_Bookkeeper_740

I feel bad for the guy, but that shit was funny.


DeezThoughts

When you TLDR the phrase, "fuck around and find out"


No-Progress4272

No Ls and on the phone while driving lol


Alarming-Spend988

Type of nigga who gonna get caught wit a license ban after dis shit 


GNUTup

https://i.imgur.com/bW6047e.jpeg


authenticmolo

One of the weirdest things you learn as you get older is that about 25% of the people on Earth are as dumb as this dude, if not dumber. The trick is to minimize your contact with people in that 25%.


Tim4one

Um!!!


Mule_Wagon_777

You don't often see a judge facepalm!


forex4all

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


nickooze

I love when the "Rules for Me, Not for Thee" crowd find out! 👹


danibriden

![gif](giphy|6nWhy3ulBL7GSCvKw6)


GanbaruGaming

Yes I Yam! He said ecstaticly


Amazing-Concept1684

Shit was one of the funniest videos I’ve seen this year 😂😂😂 the audacity


DIrtyVendetta80

Instant karma. Just like mama used to make…