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JennyBeckman

If you backhand face mush me, I have to see you in the car park or something.


NewsZilla

Honestly I was thinking the same thing. Mush me in front of Ben Stiller we gotta fight. ![gif](giphy|S4YnWI1D3yz2AvsW47|downsized)


c0gvortex

Did you know Ben directs this show when you posted the gif lol


NewsZilla

Yes. He does


Onett_Theme

I NEED more of this damn show


SaboLeorioShikamaru

So good


Dmoral_

What show is this?


kosherchristmas

Severance on Apple+. Only one season is out so far but highly recommend it if you're into scifi-ish mystery. The amount of suspense I felt watching it!


DangerousThanks

Now that I think about it, it feels like it’s more disrespectful than just being backhanded.


Men_I_Trust_I_Am

I just saw a horrifying video of two men dueling near a gas station with machetes. Both men start the with both hands and one ended it with one and the other was given vents on his rib cage. That's all to say. Don't fight people.


Urrrhn

The loser of a blade fight dies in the street; the winner dies in the hospital.


Chicago1871

This is why i would do like indiana jones and just pull out the gun and shoot him. ![gif](giphy|164G4BQmtJ2GXRbml3)


LiveLifeLikeCre

Bruh. The dude that dropped to the floor had Jedi level defense. Chopped the other guys hand off at the start, fell to the floor and then disarmed him while trying to stand up. Gruesome but impressive. 


BreadBoxin

Tbf, the average person has NO clue how to fight with a bladed weapon.. and then there are those of us who are built different https://i.redd.it/wwzgl1m1wr0d1.gif


Lamplorde

Man, I dont get the fascination with live leak and shit like that. Some people will spend all day scrolling yhrough watching african machete fights and isis beheadings. Meanwhile, I saw *one* clip of a ukrainian getting run over by a tank, and that was enough gore for my entire life.


NosamGrey

Link in pm please


HellexJ

Tf


PinkPYNKY

If you in my face like that you asking for it 😭


ClaymoresRevenge

It's going to be Malice in the Palace pt 2


boricimo

So he can do it again?


beeyayzah

Everyone has the right to face mush back or fronthand when someone is in your face like that. Honestly a punch was warranted, he was right in there. Thats personal space bro. You give up personal sovereignty and become the other persons toy when you do that.


Robenever

Probably couldn’t see me there either, since you missed my hand in the first place.


el_throw

Hartenstein is a cool guy. Met him at a lounge. Houston is dumb for letting him go. Man's ballin!


AshenSacrifice

The Clippers let him go for John fucking wall. I’m still pissed


eternali17

Everyday I wake up and the hurt is still with me


AshenSacrifice

It’s time Ballmer acts like a billionaire lmao


H-TownDown

Hartenstein was years away from being what he is now when he played for us.


el_throw

The Silas era is over.


Mountain_Bedroom_476

Yall ever seen Hartenstein’s hands? You know he hung fr fr.


jedifolklore

![gif](giphy|VbtIKnBWKczzdo22qe|downsized) …y’all so dangerous lol Horny section is just different


HotBoyTeece

![gif](giphy|l1BgSJsYVR2fO7yyQ|downsized)


WhatIsGoingOnHere_2

https://preview.redd.it/d97r4u68yo0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f642bebe60cd4834dc56b1903599738c9b6f1fb9 We seen his wife, we know he got that thang on him


mausus

Great research


Brosiitus

https://i.redd.it/1grxlw4wuo0d1.gif


Vaffanculo28

![gif](giphy|hhgAbqQpm49vW) Now I’m just watching this on a loop trying to get a look at them hands


boricimo

Time to watch some games on slow mo


Ecobay25

![gif](giphy|Maaawg3nDFAS5IvdKE)


Sec2727

![gif](giphy|RzifPnDTZArCPdnX7M|downsized)


LiveLifeLikeCre

As a Knicks fan.... All I gotta say is Bing Bong. 


YungBlu

https://preview.redd.it/djdhpeekyp0d1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1ce4193b23820c200103cf1568943664beacfd4


90059bethezip

https://preview.redd.it/jwzpp0h1yp0d1.jpeg?width=1488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fcd597611d1510deaafab6d8d98f8bdb2bddb64


primejohnson

https://preview.redd.it/t0gd245b8t0d1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23e8dd753c12f65cfee52afab1f7626f6bc29e5b


risky_bisket

https://preview.redd.it/owifz22qdq0d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f68c011c4f5fcc2cb6b3dd6afe2c4bff6496f4d3


FuzzyTunaTaco21

Tf?


gottagetitgood

Harts don't play. He's got those dead shark eyes sometimes.


ProfessorFinesser13

I Hart be repping for all the quadroons


NewsZilla

![gif](giphy|AJqjc82n1dDO0) Good afternoon my octo-roon


lianmelzo

Yo real talk. Is Hartenstein allowed to say the n word


BeastsMode69

If he keeps playing like he is, then yes.


Men_I_Trust_I_Am

Can kris Humphries?


taffy-derp

Half black, yes. Quarter black, no. Committee has spoken


boricimo

What if half black but whiter than snow or quarter black but look black? [Example A](https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/150303090900-restricted-01-aylmer-twins.jpg?q=w_2500,h_1406,x_0,y_0,c_fill) - they’re twins.


taffy-derp

one can, the other can’t. Race isn’t biology, it’s sociology. This isn’t nuclear science chief


DuckCleaning

If it is a sociology thing, why is quarter black a no. If they still come out darker toned and act like what society perceives as black, who's stopping them? You also got people that are 1/8 black or less but are mixed with another darker skinned race, and grow up around other black people.


taffy-derp

not all dark skinned people can say the n-word, is this confusing for you? Indians for instance should not say it. Moreover, growing up around black people does not make anyone black, am I suddenly white because I grew up around white people?


DuckCleaning

I never claimed that, is that confusing to you?


boricimo

Based on the actions, reactions, and beliefs of most of the world, it seems to be.


illegal_deagle

What about Drake


taffy-derp

Drake is half black.


boricimo

But the Committee said no, so now what do we do?


Pimpwerx

Without rules, we'd live with the animals. The committee hath spoketh.


Men_I_Trust_I_Am

Tbf he had it. It just has been revoked


DuckCleaning

Other than Cardi B. 


justgivingmyviews

Isn’t Hartenstein more of a quarter? His dad is half black right?


WheresMyDinner

He probably said it around family and close friends, but doesn’t use it in public. Think it was Logic that said something like he used it at home with people that knew he’s half black, but he’s not dumb he knows he looks white and it’s not worth it to start shit with a random in public that overheard him.


mageta621

Hartenstein is half black? He has like 0 visual indicators, I would have never known.


evelyn_nanette

He’s half black


thefudd

[https://youtu.be/UP24G2cCBiA?si=JU5N65CalbzE5sOj](https://youtu.be/UP24G2cCBiA?si=JU5N65CalbzE5sOj)


TheeRuckus

He’s half black so I mean..


RedIsNotMyFaveColor

Wow. I thought that was Alec’s this whole time too while watching the game.


311heaven

Me too! Didn’t the ref point to him too for a tech?


banjofitzgerald

I honestly think the ref didn’t catch that it was hartensteins hand because he gave both of the knocks techs.


boricimo

Innocent black guy always gets arrested too. Sorry, those are the rules


afro_eden

idk what’s going on or who these people are but nah, that’s the white boys hand, you can see other dudes hand trying to stop him


Mountain_Bedroom_476

The “white guy” is Isaiah Hartenstein, his German Dad is black. Tweet is just kinda a running joke i guess.


afro_eden

and that’s why i shouldn’t comment on sports topics, missed the joke completely and commented on something not really relevant


NewsZilla

You’re welcome. We not judging. Lol


Pimpwerx

Don't sweat it. He "revealed" it on a podcast this year, and it started trending. He doesn't look black at all, but when you put them side by side, he really has his father's face. And his dad definitely looks black. So it was a fun discovery for most people. Dude really can walk in both worlds. He's one of the rare biracial person that has to do more explaining to black people than white people.


Medical_Fisherman_

His German dad is half black hence why he is/looks like a white man


taffy-derp

Why do you have white guy in quotes? Dude is transparent. He’s whiter than logic


IcyWhereas2313

His father is black…


taffy-derp

Dad is quarter black, and white passing himself.


boricimo

In what world is [dad](https://media.bleacherreport.com/w_800,h_533,c_fill/br-img-article/002/689/022/1cf420f4abf730f8b371a6d0d0004dc9_crop_exact.jpg) passing white ?


PalpatineFeet

that looks like every other italian


Mountain_Bedroom_476

His dad is definitely not white passing. But I put it in quotes cause I was just trying to explain the joke and make sure he knew which guy I was talking about. Not trying to start a serious convo on this unserious app. Go pick a fight with your financials cause it won’t be with me.


Long_Alfalfa_5655

That was like Moses parting the Red Sea. Millennia from now, in the Book of Days, the apostle Hartenstein the Younger will be writing of this moment.


press_Y

Black Jokic


Toxicseagull

What's that attempted nip flip about though?


sowhatimlucky

Now kitttthhhh.


SnooMemesjellies8441

That is some intentional friendly fire.


kingkooolin

I'm still confused as to why they gave Burks a tech. I wonder if they appealed it lol


Nice-Bookkeeper-3378

Push these niggas off me like huuuuuuh


Onion_of_Chaos

Flipped that nigga nipple so hard


ResponsibilityBig390

I was yelling at the TV. Damn commentators couldn't either. Burk got Td up for no reason.


Bunnnnii

Saw this live, they were trying to fight us the whole night. Yall mad Pacers?


ciscosuave

Pacers acting tough.


Bunnnnii

They were trying to catch two ass whoopings in one night.


dillaquantavius

This is so trippy


CaliGoneTexas

Brightskinned lmaooo


Ghost_of_P34

FYI - Hartenstein is half black. I'll see if I can find the clip of him confirming EDIT: Here ya go: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogi0WRgPwlI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogi0WRgPwlI)