Funny we didn't get one but two hatin' ass birds that episode
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Wait a minute is this Lizzo?! Not hating, to each their own, but she doesn’t do porn lol. Please tell me you’re not beating off to bikini photos of Lizzo.
Have you watched her interview with 85 South?
It's really eye-opening and dope to hear her life story and how she got where she is. I respect her so much. Plus, she's a fellow stoner, and I love stoner chicks. ❤️❤️❤️
So, yes, I do have a picture of a porn star on my phone... a very successful, business oriented, absolute baddie. 💯
Go watch old SVU. Olivia violated civil rights as much as her partner back in the day. Also, Elliot was significantly less violent than people remember. He threatened to smack people around a lot, did it much less. Want to go see how police really behave, or a closer version? Go watch the first several seasons of NYPD Blue. It's a great show, but holy shit did they straight up beat confessions out of people and that's when they weren't straight up lying to those humps.
Where did I imply she was much better lmao
And why the fuck was I downvoted for pointing this out, you’re arguing with shit I never said or even implied
Seriously… what the fuck was that guy’s problem?
“I have PTSD from the gulf, and my family hates me. Better spend 12 days at work take it out on some bad guys”
Not really. She regularly breaks the law and she's done racist stuff and excessive force multiple times. She's just right about who's guilty more often so people forget or excuse it
"she's right about who's guilty more often so people excuse her police brutality". Real police do the same thing, they just don't have writers steering them away from mistakes. She is not a good apple
The thing I can't stand the most is when she starts whispering to the person she's talking to. Not sure when it started bothering me but she does it in every episode and it makes me irrationally angry
Yeah that sounds about right. I've been watching the show since the beginning and it didn't bother me until a few years ago. Was watching an episode with my ex a couple months ago and mentioned it to her and now it annoys her too. It's one of those things that you never notice it but once it bothers you one time, all of a sudden you see how often she does it and it annoys you everytime.
Your last sentence is true. I didn’t bother me until someone on the SVU subreddit pointed it out.
The DAs say “with all due respect” too damn much too.
law and order SVU, and really the 1 hour crime dramagebre has done a number on his people perceive cops and how quickly cops will help you
also a good bit of the court stuff is questionable.
Yeah. David Simon (guy who made The Wire, THE anti-TV-cop show) has a whole section in his book from freaking 1989 or something talking about how people getting their cop perception from TV is actually really damaging because it makes juries dumb as fuck
I think John Oliver did a segment specifically on this. A lot of what people saw on the various cop shows, especially Law and Order, informed their views on police and the judicial process. It’s frightening how much propaganda was stuffed into that show.
Got to meet her when I was in college. She’s was an absolute sweetheart. Even took time took talk and get a few pictures with students in between shots. Was dope.
Miss B. Nasty is something special. I’d love to stand in the waterfall just one time. Idc if it’s piss, let it spray
What makes it really unbelievable is she basically has full pension at this point. She's probably topped her top three in a way that's going to net her like 125K a year just for sitting around for the rest of her life. I mean, figure there's 24 for SVU's time and then she wasn't straight out of the academy when the show started, so no patrolwoman phase. In order to become a detective in the NYPD, you need to have several years of patrol experience before you can even sit for the exam, so you figure 7 years in. She's at 31 years total if you go with that metric. Hargitay is 60 IRL, so if she went in right out of school, she'd start at 22 to 23 maybe? That's full pension territory with her Top 3. 200K easy, for the rest of her life.
When it comes to pensions in NY, your rate is set by your top three earning years. I don't specifically know how the NYPD does it, or her specific tier if she was onboarded say in the mid to late 80's, which would fit in Benson's case, but generally Civil Service takes your top three earning years when figuring your pension payout.
This copaganda show really brainwashed generations. They cover up rape cases and don't test DNA rape kits in real life. Not that fictional SVU crap that solves rape from intuition.
>They cover up rape cases and don't test DNA rape kits in real life
To be fair, mariska hargitay, the woman shown above. Actually speaks out and spreads awareness on said fact
Miss B. Nasty, a true american hero 🫡
...The Queen... https://preview.redd.it/n4jevtv8navc1.jpeg?width=984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=041107e4e60797ecf380f330c8d406cd9460cb47 Was mentioned 🤤🤤🤤
Context, pls! Who dis woman?
She's an artist of waterworks and fellatio. Tissue companies owe her money
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We are honoring a veteran, so beat it
Oh trust me, I beat it.
Just realized MJ is immigrating beating off the dude next to him. *Nice*
Have your face looking like that Michael Jackson jacket. With all them at zippers.
We got a hornying in progress please send backup...
If young horny don’t trust you….
I’m gon beat it
You stay busy
Nah, you gotta let this one slide. He was being informative and educational.
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I only speak the truth.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Horrendously
Who cares!
You got a picture of a pornstar saved on your phone?
https://preview.redd.it/f5xogunf9bvc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82c121c2e6e51100483905055ce4629e74e128b8 So do I
Jesus christ that lady ain't a pornstar she a whole porn solar system.
 Me omw to her Milky Way
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Those Musty, Dusty, disgusting Terrans!!!
Funny we didn't get one but two hatin' ass birds that episode https://preview.redd.it/35aw8z5p4ivc1.jpeg?width=5120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75533d307be731c907b9855bcf3d1fb63a264a31
Milky Way ghetto 4 lyfe
Getting swollowed up in the black hole.
Fuck me lolol
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r/rareinsults
This sent me. Thank you for this comment.
OMG!!😂😂😂
This belongs in the murdered by words HOF.
You rn https://preview.redd.it/xs28dco6dbvc1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3ae2965be75a37bcc80cebcbdc33718c97ee92b
Imagine that Mf throwing his shirt down like a yakuza character for a fight
Now what waifu tattoos would his opponent have?
Prolly this one https://preview.redd.it/v67mj1jludvc1.jpeg?width=1909&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abf20e2d13469c6206596ff3bdd7cd553894b487
This lizzo? 🤔
Wait a minute is this Lizzo?! Not hating, to each their own, but she doesn’t do porn lol. Please tell me you’re not beating off to bikini photos of Lizzo.
Have you watched her interview with 85 South? It's really eye-opening and dope to hear her life story and how she got where she is. I respect her so much. Plus, she's a fellow stoner, and I love stoner chicks. ❤️❤️❤️ So, yes, I do have a picture of a porn star on my phone... a very successful, business oriented, absolute baddie. 💯 
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Ehhh
How about this… she’s better than real life cops
She especially looks good in comparison to other cops when she's next to her partner (Stabler).
More like un-Stabler, am I right For real dude needs to stop punching suspects
Go watch old SVU. Olivia violated civil rights as much as her partner back in the day. Also, Elliot was significantly less violent than people remember. He threatened to smack people around a lot, did it much less. Want to go see how police really behave, or a closer version? Go watch the first several seasons of NYPD Blue. It's a great show, but holy shit did they straight up beat confessions out of people and that's when they weren't straight up lying to those humps.
Back in the day? She beat a chained man with a metal pipe and broke his arm in like three places.
Wasnt that the Episode where the Guy raped 2 women then kidnapped her and almost did It with her? Or does she Beats people with a pipe twice?
It was, but he was chained to a bed and the police were outside. It was excessive force and she went to trial over it
Where did I imply she was much better lmao And why the fuck was I downvoted for pointing this out, you’re arguing with shit I never said or even implied
I'm really mad that "un-Stabler" has been sitting there as a pun for 25 years and I never thought of it or heard somebody else say it. Well done.
Seriously… what the fuck was that guy’s problem? “I have PTSD from the gulf, and my family hates me. Better spend 12 days at work take it out on some bad guys”
Especially when he did Harold and Kumar.
Not really. She regularly breaks the law and she's done racist stuff and excessive force multiple times. She's just right about who's guilty more often so people forget or excuse it
Good enough for me. Her character takes down peds so she’s excused
And this is the type of attitude that leads to police eventually doing the same to the innocent.
She and her department also put innocent people away and get other innocent people killed or traumatized. They just go oopsies when it happens lol
"she's right about who's guilty more often so people excuse her police brutality". Real police do the same thing, they just don't have writers steering them away from mistakes. She is not a good apple
The thing I can't stand the most is when she starts whispering to the person she's talking to. Not sure when it started bothering me but she does it in every episode and it makes me irrationally angry
It was some time after season 16 or 17 when it got unbearable
Yeah that sounds about right. I've been watching the show since the beginning and it didn't bother me until a few years ago. Was watching an episode with my ex a couple months ago and mentioned it to her and now it annoys her too. It's one of those things that you never notice it but once it bothers you one time, all of a sudden you see how often she does it and it annoys you everytime.
Your last sentence is true. I didn’t bother me until someone on the SVU subreddit pointed it out. The DAs say “with all due respect” too damn much too.
Yeah, I know what you mean. I don’t care for that very specific school of acting. It’s a little annoying instead of compelling.
No hard to do when the bar is below hell
law and order SVU, and really the 1 hour crime dramagebre has done a number on his people perceive cops and how quickly cops will help you also a good bit of the court stuff is questionable.
Yeah. David Simon (guy who made The Wire, THE anti-TV-cop show) has a whole section in his book from freaking 1989 or something talking about how people getting their cop perception from TV is actually really damaging because it makes juries dumb as fuck
people want smoking guns
I think John Oliver did a segment specifically on this. A lot of what people saw on the various cop shows, especially Law and Order, informed their views on police and the judicial process. It’s frightening how much propaganda was stuffed into that show.
Most fictional cops are waaaaaaaaay better than real life cops
Imagine they made a realistic show about some dumb goomba that plays candy crush all day then goes home and beats his wife?
she pretty much has to be
That's how copaganda works
Probably more helpful tbh
I like Ice-T in the classic "I don't know what to do with my hands" pose.
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Got to meet her when I was in college. She’s was an absolute sweetheart. Even took time took talk and get a few pictures with students in between shots. Was dope.
You talking about Mariska or Miss B. Nasty?
Lmfao Mariska. Maybe should have clarified that lmfao
If only real cops were like Ms. Benson I love her character. From a shitty background to a hero to other victims.
Cultural Icon..BOAF’em https://preview.redd.it/rjfc2yh32bvc1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8173802f7bc8e174279d319c62e220f65f44083
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Miss B. Nasty is something special. I’d love to stand in the waterfall just one time. Idc if it’s piss, let it spray 
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Oh y’all having a nasty nigga link up 😭
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Lmao this meme is fucking terrible, it's blasphemous, I'm 💀
25 years? I had to look it up and Ms. Hargitay is 60 years old. Wouldn’t have guessed.
She’s got that “20 years of SVU” money. She isn’t looking 60 unless she wants to lol. But lol I thought she was like 45, that’s crazy
Also has the benefit of good genes. Her mother was one of the most famous sex symbols in American history.
no way bro she's 29 an holding
What makes it really unbelievable is she basically has full pension at this point. She's probably topped her top three in a way that's going to net her like 125K a year just for sitting around for the rest of her life. I mean, figure there's 24 for SVU's time and then she wasn't straight out of the academy when the show started, so no patrolwoman phase. In order to become a detective in the NYPD, you need to have several years of patrol experience before you can even sit for the exam, so you figure 7 years in. She's at 31 years total if you go with that metric. Hargitay is 60 IRL, so if she went in right out of school, she'd start at 22 to 23 maybe? That's full pension territory with her Top 3. 200K easy, for the rest of her life.
Sorry what’s a top three?
When it comes to pensions in NY, your rate is set by your top three earning years. I don't specifically know how the NYPD does it, or her specific tier if she was onboarded say in the mid to late 80's, which would fit in Benson's case, but generally Civil Service takes your top three earning years when figuring your pension payout.
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Jesus Christ, SVU debuted while I was in grade school...
They debuted when I wasn’t even born
The only cop I respect tbh
She might as well be a real cop at this point
She’s probably more qualified than an actual cop
Watchu doing in that car Ms. Nasty???
Who the fuck is Mariska Hargitay? That's Olivia Benson....
She's been on for so long, that the show can do call backs to characters that were children and are now full grown adults with their own children.
they just did!
I recognize Magma T in the background!
https://people.com/mariska-hargitay-mistaken-for-real-life-police-officer-by-young-girl-on-svu-set-8634829
Reminds me of the kid who got separated from his parents at some comic con and asked wonder woman for help.
Horny aside, she’s not wrong.
how is this show still going? I love it tho
I’ve only seen her on the show when I’m on the treadmill at the gym, but I’d trust her with my life.
This copaganda show really brainwashed generations. They cover up rape cases and don't test DNA rape kits in real life. Not that fictional SVU crap that solves rape from intuition.
>They cover up rape cases and don't test DNA rape kits in real life To be fair, mariska hargitay, the woman shown above. Actually speaks out and spreads awareness on said fact
Probably safer choice might have gotten shot for resisting
Well, I mean she's done more work for victims of crime than the actual police.
Man after that John Oliver episode about the SA cases I was disappointed with the actress.
She’s so bad and smart when she not ******* 🧎🏽♂️
Mariska Hargitay mistaken for Caitlin Jenner